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More and more people around me are getting themselves a mac
But to them it's not an average computer like a PC
No to them, Apple is a religious matter
They get their mac, and then straight up
they all start making the same kind of remarks
Well actually, Apple is mostly about labeling
When you open the box, the thing is highly refined,
So well thought out
Hyper classy
My macbook for instance, I kept the box
and hung it in my living room
Cassiopée! Any nespresso left?
All these dudes going to Apple stores
can't seem to just settle for a computer
All of a sudden they get an iMac,
then an Iphone that matches it
They know everything about Apple products
which haven’t even came out yet
but which will in a year
They breathe Apple
They Eat Apple
They pooh Apple
And they utterly despise anybody who doesn't use macs
For example, to them a PC dude looks like this
You wanna play some Call Of Dudy?
Call of... dudy?
You know, some Call of..
And when it comes to Linux users...
Here!
Come with us,
join us,
we're already 11!
Come on
Come
it's comfy
Look at all the things we can do!
And what's funny is that since macs are extremely expensive
guys who own one can't help to justify themselves
in order to prove that they really need it
Owning a mac is an absolute necessity
Professionally speaking I can't figure out how I could do otherwise
No it really isn't a mindful purchase
But a real professional choice
WRONG
So according to them when you got a PC
you might be able to do some word processing
Some games too!
Like... Like call of dudy!
and still, you ought to have a War Machine
So maybe you can only word process on a PC
but at least it's widely accessible
I mean, have you seen the price of a mac?
The slightest accessory costs a rent
Hi, I'd like to buy the keyboard... the apple one
official, bluetooth enabled please
It'll be *** euros sir
No no I'm just taking the keyboard
I was indeed referring to the separately sold keyboard sir
I guess I'll just take the "E" key then... yeah
And what bothers me the most about those Apple products users is that
when they use their stuff next to you
they give you a demo just as if it was a commercial
Who are you calling?
My Voice-Mail
You're calling your voice mail?!
Because on the iPhone, voicemails go straight to your phone...
it's really handy
Having troubles with that?
Yeah, a bit
Me, my macbook Air is almost as thick as a paper sheet
It perfectly fits in my backpack and follows me everywhere I go
Oh so you're writing on a notebook?
yeah
Because me on my Iphone
Hello?
I ran out of battery
Even at the end of their mails
you can see "Sent from my iPhone"
Seriously that sentence is just made to brag right?
Because when you're writing a mail on a washed out PC from a sloppy network room,
generally speaking, you don't precise it
Sent from a washed out PC,
in a sloppy network room
on a ***-*** computer.
See you soon, I hope that we'll be able to sleep together
Damn'
Oh yeah by the way : Siri
what's the deal with that?
you're talking to your phone in front of everybody
who then has access to your intimacy because you have to talk out loud?!
Send my wife a message telling her
that I can't wait to get back home tonight and lick her ***
Evening...
Evening!
It doesn't make any sense
Since when do you grant everyone access to your intimacy ?
What are you saying Norman?
Nothing, I was checking my lessons
It's been at least 4 years since you quit being a student
Yeah... Yeah sure but these are old lessons which I just wanted
to check back for fun... that's called "education"
When Steve Jobs CEO of Apple died a few months ago
Millions of people read the dude's biography
I'm okay if it's about a famous writer, a politician or something like that
But since when does one read the biography of a CEO?
What are you reading?
The biography of the CEO of Carrefour Markets
Yeah since I was always shopping there
I feel kinda concerned
Let's not forget that he is the one who invented the self-service cheese departments
Each person who has at least once made their groceries
at a Carrefour market must read it...
It's a treat
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See you soon!
oh ***
oh it's okay I got a spare keyboard