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By looking at me you can tell I'm not an elite policeman.
One of those guys at the CIA or the Scotland Yard.
But to be the *** of the police there's a lot of ground
and the truth is that lately I have that feeling.
The feeling that my men and I were small-time cops.
That nobody gave a penny for us and that, no matter what we did
we would always end up feeling sorry for ourselves.
That was our paranoia.
That's why I decided to turn that team into an elite unit.
So far you have been the *** of this police station, but that's going to end!
The inefficiency, the apathy and the silliness will end in this team.
I'm going to turn you into the best unit of the Police Corps even if I die trying.
From now on, we'll march as one
as a damn rowing team! Got it?
Do you?
I don't want to see one shot out of the target.
Ready?
One, two.
Excuse me Inspector, but, is it two and go?
Or one, two, three and go?
Povedilla.
On three, moron, on three.
Ready?
One, two. And three!
Rita, the neighborhood's cop
***, the spoiled one
Curtis, the joker
Povedilla, the rookie
Stop. Hold your fire. Stop!
How the hell did they give you guns with that terrible aim?
How do you plan on stopping the criminals?
By slapping them, morons?
Lucas.
The switch. Bring that target.
It broke yesterday, the switch.
Well, we'll bring it, damn it. We'll bring it.
Damn!
Who was it?
Who the hell was it?
Very well.
Very well.
I'll go through this door, and when I come back
I want the gun and the badge of the one who did it on that table
or you're all suspended without pay.
Is that clear?
Sure.
Povedilla.
The thing is.
It got away.
It got away?
It got away? It just got away?
Your mom is going to have to put a lock on the trigger.
It got away.
And I want you all here tomorrow at seven
with no sleep and ready to keep practicing. Is that clear?
Yes.
Good morning.
I want to introduce Jos� Mar�a Mart�nez
who, as you know, is one of the two key witnesses
in the trial against the Galician mafia.
Mr. Mart�nez is an example of civic-mindedness for all of us.
His testimony about the crime he witnessed
will allow us to send to jail
some of the most wanted drug dealers in the country.
We must keep them separated and safe
until their testimony before the judge
which will happen in two days.
Miranda, your men and you will
be in charge of watching over Mr. Mart�nez.
The police station will be in charge of the other witness.
Any questions?
- As babysitters. What a drag. - Excuse me?
- No, any. - Okay.
It's imperative to keep the operative a secret.
Nobody can know the whereabouts of Mart�nez.
Under no circumstances. Is that clear?
That's it. Have a nice day. Please.
You too.
It's In�s and she brings flowers.
The restraining order, Mariano. There aren't 200 meters here.
But she came to see me!
Stay there. We know you!
Damn it. In�s!
He is crazy and my patience is gone.
Five bouquets this week and look.
Anonymous! He's crazy! You're crazy!
Someday you'll be mine. We're destined. Soon you will fall.
I can't sleep at night anymore. I've lost six kilos. I can't live like this.
This is torture!
We have to investigate this.
You have no right to assume that these are from Mariano.
An anonymous note as the name indicates.
you don't know who sent it and there's a presumption of innocence.
***! I'm telling you it's him.
In�s, you're making serious accusations.
what you're saying is a violation of the restraining order
and Mariano, well.
He's rebuilt his life. He doesn't think about you at all.
He's focused.
We'll open an investigation anyway and we'll be in charge of the case.
If you see anything suspicious, call me at any time, day or night.
Have him leave me alone. Tell him to forget about me
or I'll have him jailed, I swear.
You're a moron, damn it!
You send her anonymous notes!
Leave me! What anonymous notes?
These, these!
Are those yours, Mariano? Are you crazy?
I haven't sent her any note. What's this?
Why do you think In�s left you?
Because you were ugly? No.
Because you overwhelmed her. You harassed her.
Because of the obsession, the obsession!
Damn it, what the hell is this? 'You'll fail soon?'
But it wasn't me! You don't think?
She doesn't think it was me, does she?
Of course she thinks it was you, come on!
You have a restraining order for installing cameras and microphones
in her house. What the hell do you want her to think?
It's not fair. It's not fair!
I would never send her anonymous notes. Never, never.
Now she won't want to get back together.
Man, there are people saner than you in a nut house.
Let's see.
In�s will never come back to you, Mariano!
Not in your freaking life!
Paranoia is like a pair of glasses with yellow lenses.
No matter how hard you try, you won't see the true color of things.
And on the topic of seeing a different reality, my men and I were experts.
Well.
Never never.
We don't know that.
Today there's no love, but...
Damn it!
But love, the same way it goes.
It comes back.
Promise that you won't send any more flowers or anonymous notes.
And that's it, we'll forget it.
It wasn't me, and I don't give a damn if you don't believe me.
Don't you see that someone is harassing my girl.
That it could be dangerous?
I'll take care of this myself.
No, no. We'll take care of it.
Don't you do anything.
Miranda.
I received a call.
The other witness is dead.
They tried to make it look like an accident, but
his car brakes stopped working.
Do you understand?
Damn it!
Don't let our witness know this. He's close to a nervous breakdown.
Don't go by his house. They could be watching.
Buy him some clothes. Look for a safe house
and lock yourselves in with him for 48 hours until the trial.
And, if he is nervous, give him a tranquilizer.
I'll take care of the safe house.
Paco, don't let anybody know about the mission. Not Lola or anybody.
Tell your men, so nobody says anything.
- Don't let him know about this. Is it clear? - It's clear.
Can I hang my clothes here?
My son decided to play Tarzan with the clothes line.
Of course, woman.
And, now that you're here, can you hang these three things for me?
35 Minerales street. Thanks.
Okay, I have three meetings.
I'll find a job or my name isn't Lola Castro Le�n.
That's my girl.
- Hello. - Hi, honey.
Don't squeeze me, Paco. Don't squeeze me.
Well, man.
Now it turns out that I have to ask
for an appointment to touch my wife.
And this?
You bought briefs?
Since when do you buy your own briefs?
They're nice, right? I like them.
And socks!
Wow, how strange.
That's like when my late husband on the 24th of April of '75.
he suddenly made the bed.
Then it turned out that he had slept with the cashier of the hardware store.
Mom, my dad is alive for God's sake!
And what if I buy briefs?
Aren't you always asking me to help you, to give you a hand?
Well, there you go.
Go pack my bag because I have to leave for a couple of days.
You pack your bag.
And where are you going?
Well. Somewhere.
It's a secret mission
and don't ask me more.
That's the thing about secret missions. They are secret.
Excuse me.
Hello.
I don't care if it has a built-in closet or an American kitchen.
I get it.
If it's okay for you, rent it.
- Hi. - Hi.
It's impossible to park in this neighborhood.
I had to leave the car double-parked and with the siren on stereo.
- Where's your father? What? - Lucas.
- I had a piercing done. - What?
Do you want to see it?
What?
Okay, Paco, go, get out of here.
I'll take care of the house, the family and everything.
Hi cutie.
The girl is drilling her body? Well, let her do it.
I'm not going, because I want to. It's an order!
If you don't like it, you can call your father and tell him
that you're my boss now. That he doesn't count anymore, Jesus.
Don't be grandiose, Francisco.
I've always managed this house by myself
and that's going to end.
Starting now, whoever doesn't help doesn't eat.
To hell with the working woman. Such airs.
What you need to do is stay home and do your job.
Yes, man. Yes, I'll stay tied to the bed.
***, you're a ***!
Look, your little neighbor's slingshot, man.
You hit the jackpot with that hottie.
Hottie?
But she's a daddy's girl with little bows, moccasins and plaid skirt.
Yes, but under that skirt there's a microwave hidden.
Look at this one.
Your neighbor's thongs.
That's a spoiled girl.
What are you doing? I'm out of here.
How I would love to be Sara Miranda's g-string.
You'll turn into your mother's g-string, animal.
Give me that, you ***.
- Relax Paco. Leave them to me. - Against the wall.
What are you saying, buddy?
What am I saying? If you want, I'll spell it for you in Morse code
with the knuckles.
Against the wall!
Stay there against the wall.
Are you done, Robocop? Or are you going to fingerprint us?
Shut your little mouth!
What? You like to smell girls' ***, eh, ***?
Don't look at my face, or I'll blow your head, pal!
Do you like those? And when they have them on?
Are you as brave?
No, then you damn your pants, because you're a pair of chickens.
I don't want to see you around the patio for two weeks.
Is that clear, buddy?
Get out. Get out!
And you, stop hanging your *** there. Jesus, that's a provocation.
What are you saying, Dad?
I'll change my clothes and I'll come back.
Okay.
- Listen, Uncle. I'm very late. - What?
- Why don't you take me to school.? - No, I can't.
Come on, take me.
I am pressed for time. I can't do it.
Come on, you'll be late.
Sara, Sara.
- Sarita. - What?
Sara.
South Station
Don't you think we're calling attention to ourselves?
Act naturally.
Wouldn't it have been better to come through the garage?
Trust in the police force of the State, please.
Rita, Rita, Rita. Take the van out.
- What happened? - Sorry, pal. Sorry.
What's that? A stain, eh?
- Are you okay? - My neck! My neck!
Quick, the van, quick!
Come on.
No, no, wait.
Why not? Let's go!
The only safe place is the safe house.
Damn it!
- Damn, Paco! - What are you doing?
Come on!
- Get in! - Let's go!
Jesus. We were damn great.
A full attack and not one person injured.
That's what I call efficiency, man.
Where's the apartment?
Disappointment Street? What a name for a street.
Wasn't there something happier?
Okay, we're on our way. Povedilla, let's go!
Yes, sir.
Was it a good mission or not?
- Sure, I love risking my neck. - What are you talking about?
Please, shut up!
Bernarda.
Bernarda? Where are you?
- Bern. - Lola!
Are you there?
Champagne?
At this hour? I don't know.
What are you celebrating?
There's always something to celebrate.
For you, maybe, because
I can't even tell you about my morning.
Aren't you opening the bar?
Not today.
The thing is, girl, I'm redefining the business.
20 years serving tables and doing dishes
for a bunch of lechers and what do I have?
An order for seizure of property and a debt of 30,000 euros.
Well, welcome to the winners' club.
To us.
Cheers!
But I'll have one and leave, eh? My schedule is crazy.
Two interviews. One to be a cashier
and to mop floors in a geriatric hospital.
Well, that way you gain experience
when your Paco can't hold it anymore.
Don't even mention Paco.
You can't imagine his behavior since I told him I'm looking for a job.
Girl, he's a man. You can't ask for the moon.
And on top of that yours is a cop. What more do you want?
Well, for him to be realistic, because we can't afford to live with his salary.
Look, I may be penniless
but at least I don't have a boss to tolerate.
And listen to me. If you work for a guy
at least have him pay you.
Did you ever offer food here?
A few things. Not very good.
- Hi. Come in. - Hello.
Hello.
Aren't there any appliances?
Okay, get comfortable and I'll control the area.
Well, this is the apartment I've rented.
Okay, get comfortable and I'll control the area.
Excuse me, can I take off the bullet-proof vest?
We're safe here. Aren't we?
The witness protection manual
doesn't say anything about the vest.
- What? - Very good.
In�s.
What?
Three men across the street spying on you with a telescope?
What's the name of your street?
Disappointment Street?
Don't worry. I'll send a patrol car right away.
Are you stupid?
You rented this apartment to spy on In�s! Miserable!
No, no. It's not true.
I saw this one and I thought it would fit the needs of the mission.
Come on. I didn't even notice that I was that close to In�s' apartment.
It's not close. It's across the street. Across the street, Mariano.
And this? This also fits the mission, right?
Well, yes. Well, I brought it to watch the area
to better protect the witness.
Jesus, Mariano. We're risking our balls here!
This is illegal, man. You have a restraining order
and they're going to prosecute us!
Excuse me. What's illegal, exactly?
You brought us to see his wife's ***.
- At least let us all see. - You animals.
- He loves her. - Enough!
Mariano, listen to me.
- Look at me, Mariano. - What.
if In�s presses charges again, they'll take away your badge, man.
You get lost. You're losing it.
I don't give a damn about the badge.
What would you do if someone sent this to your wife?
What would you do?
It could be any psychopath, man!
You, you're the psychopath that's sending those, man!
Okay, enough!
My woman is in danger and I'm not going to just stand there!
If you don't want to help me, I'll do it alone. Okay?
- Excuse me. - What?
I don't know if I understand correctly what's going on.
Isn't that agent working to protect me?
I thought I heard that he's spying on a woman.
Shut up, shut up. Everything is under control!
Go on, take one.
Take this.
a couple.
Relax and let the state's security force and corps act!
- See you. - See you.
- God, how disgusting! - What?
A little respect. She's my grandmother.
Well, tell your grandma to take off the g-string.
Or I'm going to have nightmares until I die.
- Grandma. Did you put on a g-string? - Yes.
But of course.
There will be possibilities here, and they will find me attractive.
I don't care what he thinks.
If he doesn't like the idea of me working here, that's his problem.
We're going to save this or my name isn't Lola.
Now you're talking, girl. Your Paco can go to hell.
First he comes all loving, touching me
then he starts acting all mysterious
and ends up telling me that he's leaving for two days.
- Really? - Now he's taking care of his stuff.
Didn't he buy himself some briefs and socks? That has never been seen.
His underwear always has so many holes that it seems like an orchard.
I'm telling you.
And then he says that he's going on a secret mission and left me like that.
Secret mission?
And does he go a lot of secret missions?
Well, no. This is the first time.
Right. Some start early. Some start later.
But there's always a first time.
I'm telling you. Journey's career is stuck!
Window.
Journey is the freaking master.
Have you heard 'Never Too Late,' have you heard it?
It's gone. No pairs.
I'll be right back.
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Did you see him? This guy is laughing at me with his laser flashlight.
What, do you think it's funny that my life is in danger?
Do you think we're playing here, little boy?
This man is a nervous wreck and you with little kindergarten jokes!
Next time, I'll suspend you without pay, you moron.
It was just a joke. Come on, relax.
There are seven cops here, not one or two, but seven.
Come on, take a couple of these pills. Take them, go on.
Here's some water.
- Thanks. - You're welcome.
One more joke and I'll put a bullet in your head!
Raise for pairs.
This is an old tale, pretty girl.
I'm going to a seminar. I have a secret mission.
I know all those stories.
Look, I don't know what you're getting to
but you're wrong if you think that my Paco...
Look, girl. Your Paco is the same as all the Pacos
and if you don't see it it's because
you have the typical syndrome of the married woman.
The blindfold.
What blindfold?
The blindfold.
You're all the same. You get married and become blind.
Based on what you've told me, your life is a mirage.
You think you're very happy, but no.
No, your husband doesn't see you or listen to you.
Come on, he has another woman.
I'm telling you that's not the case.
Paco may be a little chauvinist, but our relationship
is based on trust and...
Wrong!
Marriage is something that you must face with distrust day after day.
Day after day.
Any man, just by being a man, is already a suspect.
According what you're telling me, your Paco doesn't pass the test.
What test are you talking about?
Well, the test. The test.
All men are unfaithful, whether you want to see it or not.
And the evidence is there.
One: Your husband buys underwear, why?
Because he has an affair.
Two: He leaves and doesn't tell you where he's going to sleep. Why?
Because he has an affair.
Three: He is loving with no reason. Why?
Because he feels guilty and why?
Because he has an affair.
Four: He won't even let you come close to his cell phone. Why?
Because you're being more betrayed than Jesus by Judas.
You're very mistaken, girl.
Lucas.
Come.
Look at this.
Damn it!
Mariano can't see that, or he'll be devastated.
Is something happening out there? Did they find us?
No, no, everything is under control. Move away from the window.
What is it?
I'm zipping it up.
Mariano, let's go get some roasted chicken. I'm hungry.
Have Lucas go with you. I'm very busy.
The thing is Lucas. He's winning.
He's winning and the moron bet 300 bucks.
Okay, okay, stop it. I'm coming.
- One little look and I'm coming. - No, no!
I just saw In�s
there, clipping her toenails on the sofa or smoothing her calluses.
And, since you have her on a pedestal and the picture is pretty gross...
I think her cousin arrived, too.
He's a loving guy. They probably haven't seen each other in a while.
The woman has company.
Is she his wife or what?
His ex-wife, but he still loves her.
What a bucket of cold water for him, isn't it?
Don't worry man. Don't go crazy.
Now In�s can't even invite relatives over?
But I don't know that cousin.
That's not her cousin!
Yes, man. Yes, they are so alike.
Four drinks here.
Will be ready in five.
Who ordered the cuttlefish?
Here, it's so fresh that it walks to the table by itself.
Thanks, gorgeous!
Give it up for the cook!
Lola, you're a goddess!
Ladies, did you see the bar?
- It's full. - It's packed!
Let's toast.
Drink it!
One month like this and we're retiring to the Caribbean!
Yes, to Cuba. It's been a while since I last smoked a good cigar.
My rice is overcooking.
Here, rice doesn't overcook!
Yummy!
Paco is going to freak out with the business we created.
- When is he coming back? - He's on that secret mission.
Please, Concha. Go get some bread. We don't have any!
Go on! And you.
Come on, Bernie. We have a lot of work. To the counter!
Look at this.
Lola's kingdom. Bernarda's kingdom. Go!
Lola's kingdom. Bernarda's kingdom.
Go ahead.
I like that. I like that.
This guy won't let that telescope go for anything.
He's stuck with the foreplay.
He has enough to torture himself all winter.
Take the rifle from him.
This one could start shooting and turn this into a massacre!
So it was her cousin, right?
He's going to eat her up, man.
the poor girl is confused. She's going to fall for it.
Damn it!
Since we took a break, she's devastated.
Mariano, stop looking, man. You're hurting yourself.
- Come on. - Mariano.
Come.
Love is one thing and rebound is another one.
That's very clear for young people.
And women have their needs.
And after two years apart.
Well, she's waited enough. You have to understand that.
Yes, I understand, damn it. But it hurts.
I'm very sentimental.
But if I know her well, I don't think it's going to go too far.
He's going to screw her. And in front of the husband.
- Let me see. - Go ahead.
And now, the Iberian male surrounds with his paws the defenseless female.
bringing to his burrow the sea otter!
Shut up, man! Everybody to their places. Now!
- Excuse me. - What!
What's happening exactly?
Are you watching or what?
It's the first time that I'm a protected witness and, honestly...
Shut it!
Go there. Stay away from the windows, close your vest
and let the state's security forces and corps do their work.
What an ***.
All this montage so he can see his ex's ***.
That *** deserves a complete observatory!
What an ***!
What the hell are you looking at? Are you looking at my wife's ***?
Your wife? Come on.
That *** is on the market now, available for whoever finds it.
You, be careful.
- Mariano! - Watch it!
A little respect for your superiors, man. That's what hierarchy is for.
Everybody out.
Mariano, Paco and I will stay here. Everybody go home.
Beat it!
Damn it!
What a nice ***. It makes you want to tap it!
Now, that's a compliment, you poet!
Bernie!
A spade is a spade, and for your thing, my banana!
That cleavage is like the Grand Canyon!
There's enough turkey here to feed all of Wisconsin on Thanksgiving!
Sure there is, precious!
This one is very good. Come on!
The betting is on with three sure stiffs!
Who kicks the bucket first? The Pope.
Mr. Fidel or Mr. Perot?
Okay, ten to the Commander is the first one to pass away!
Do your bets ladies and gentlemen!
Come on, be brave!
Okay, ten to the commander.
- Here are 20. - 20, okay!
- Where are you going? - Wait!
Where are you going?
What's wrong?
What's going on? Don't you have any respect for anything?
Relax and enjoy, woman. This is our day of glory.
How can I relax?
If you're betting who dies first
while you put your *** in everybody's mouth.
If we're going to be partners, I'm not willing to have this bar turn into
a ***.
Listen, listen. We're having fun here.
The fact that you're bitter and close-minded doesn't mean
that the rest of us can't have fun.
So now being a tease is fun.
Look. You keep cooking in your kingdom
and don't mess with my life.
If you can't even have order in yours!
And what's wrong with my life? Eh, wise ***?
Nothing. There's nothing wrong with it. Everything's perfect.
Your little husband is cheating on you, and what do you do?
Swallow hard, like a good housewife.
You know what I think about your life?
Well, you know what I think about your *** bar?
That you can shove it up your ***, and I'm sure it will fit.
And don't count on me anymore!
Go, go and graze with your blindfold.
Embittered!
Close-minded! Boring!
Filthy! Festival ***!
Embittered!
Mariano, go to bed. Come on.
How am I going to sleep, Paco? How am I going to sleep?
If I close my eyes, I see them
rubbing against each other. What that guy did to my In�s is outrageous.
Yes, it's outrageous, Mariano. Let's not kid ourselves.
Go on, I'll have the first turn.
No, I'll stay. I'll watch first.
Okay, you go first.
But calm down, please.
And as soon as you're tired, you wake me up and I'll replace you.
Okay.
My wife left me too.
No, she hasn't left me.
Move away from the window, please.
We're just taking a break, but now, I don't know.
You never see these things coming.
Had I known this was coming
I would've done anything for her to stay with me.
Us guys don't see anything.
We never know anything.
I didn't know how to read between the lines.
One day she decided she wanted to buy fancy ***
and I told myself, 'Wow, what a woman I have. She's doing this for me.'
Another day she decided to shave her bush.
and left it as bold as a monkey's head.
And I thought, 'She wants to have fun.'
She wasn't doing it for me, and she didn't want to have fun.
- I had already lost her. - That's life.
You have to keep going.
- Turn the page. - But I like this page.
This is my page!
In�s is my girl. She's the one God said is for Mariano.
There are those that give up, but not me. I'm not like that.
I'll fight for her until I die.
All men are unfaithful, whether you want to see it or not.
And the evidence is there.
One: Your husband buys underwear.
You bought briefs?
Why? Because he has an affair.
Two: He leaves and doesn't tell you where he's going to sleep.
I'm not telling you, because it's a secret mission.
Why? Because he has an affair.
Three: He is loving for no reason.
Don't squeeze me, Paco.
Why? Because he feels guilty, and why?
Because he has an affair.
Four: He won't even let you come close to his cell phone.
Excuse me.
Why? Because you're being more betrayed than Jesus by Judas.
News flash about the Urri�a case.
One of the witnesses in the trial against the mafia
Florencio Villaverde died today in strange circumstances
when the brakes of his vehicle failed.
Damn!
Has been killed today.
Damn!
They killed him. They killed the other guy.
Now it's just me!
Relax, it's nothing. You had a nightmare.
Nightmare, no way. They said it on TV.
They killed him.
- Relax! - It's only me!
Take these pills. Relax now!
Stop it. It was just a dream. There, it's over.
- Mariano. - What?
- How many did you give him? - Two.
I gave him two a while ago.
Damn it! I gave him two as well.
According to the information leaflet, it's maximum is two
per day.
Son of a... We drugged him.
We gave him enough barbiturates to put a pack of elephants to sleep.
We're killing him.
Marilyn went the other way with the same thing!
What the hell do we do now?
But what are you doing?
If you don't like what they say, turn it off and that's it, girl.
He won't listen to the radio in his damn life!
And look what I do with her t-shirt? ***!
But what's going on? Come on, Lola. I know you.
You always make a big deal out of any nonsense.
I took off the blindfold! And nonsense nothing
because if I hadn't had the syndrome up to now
this would've never happened to me. ***!
Breathe ten times, Lola. Breathe. I don't understand anything you say!
Your son is cheating on me.
I have proof! It was among his things.
You can fit three of mine in there.
I can't believe it.
- But have you talked to him? - No!
I'm going to call him right now and if that's true
he's going to hear from me!
That charlatan can't fool us.
Stick your fingers. Stick them in I tell you!
It has to come out or this guy is going to die on us here.
Yes? Push, push.
Stick in more of your fingers!
I can't talk right now Mom.
I'll call you later.
What did he say? I didn't understand it very well.
Well. Nothing. He said he was busy.
Come on, Concha. You're telling me what he said, word by word.
Okay. 'Push, push. Stick in more of your fingers.
I can't talk right now Mom.'
- This guy is a professional pig. - But this is outrageous!
He doesn't even try to pretend!
I took the blindfold off. No syndrome, no blindfold, and no husband!
What syndrome? What blindfold? What are you saying?
I'm divorcing him, Concha.
Look at me. I'm a divorced woman!
And don't you say a word to the girl. I'll tell her myself.
Move!
I'm so damn great.
Deeper, to the bottom.
And what do you think I'm doing? But he won't belch!
Up to the uvula, man. Pull the uvula!
Gross!
All right. It's over.
Thank God we acted quickly. Otherwise, he would have died on us.
We saved your life, man. And it's been twice already.
Yes, you're with professionals you know?
When did this guy have spinach?
So disgusting!
Okay, now that we're all here.
I have something to tell you, Sara.
Your father, he's a good Father.
Well, as much as that he manages.
I said he's a good Father and that's it!
We've been together for many years, and we have been very happy.
But now well, he's rebuilt his life.
And, just so you know, I'll do the same as soon as I can.
Your father likes *** now? Okay, then!
He prefers quantity to quality? Well, let him eat it!
And he certainly eats it.
Anyway, we are getting a divorce.
- But Mom.. - But don't you worry, eh?
This will be an amicable separation.
We're civilized people and you won't lack anything.
Because we're going to squeeze out of him up to the last penny.
That *** is going to pay dearly for his adventure!
But we both love you very much.
So life won't change for you
And I'm fine.
Dad would never do this to Mom.
I don't believe it. I have to go talk to him.
But we don't even know where he is.
What's the problem? It's just a simple call.
A simple call?
You're asking me to call your cop dad from my cell phone
to tell him some story, and then to take you there so he can break my face.
Are you crazy?
I thought you liked strong emotions.
Come on, please.
You owe me one, pretty girl.
Paco Miranda? Congratulations.
I'm calling from Jack FM. Tonight is your lucky night.
You just won two tickets to see the Madrid's game.
Where should we send them?
Just here. Yes.
Disappointment Street, number 3.
Yes, 4A.
Sure. Thank you very much.
- What happened? - I won two tickets for Madrid's game!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You've won two? How lucky. - Yes.
According to the regulations
revealing the address of a safe house means risking the operation.
Don't bother me Povedilla.
Go, go. Clean up that vomit. I'm getting queasy.
Where's the breakfast?
I had breakfast at home.
Good. And what about us? Do we paint it?
Let's go get something to eat.
Povedillla. Povedilla.
Bring the mop.
She's so pretty.
I'm not going to lose you.
Damn, she's pretty!
Jesus!
Damn, damn!
He has a hammer!
Is something wrong Deputy Inspector, sir?
Eh? Yes, Povedilla, yes.
Leave the mop. Leave it for God's sake.
Pay attention. The whole operation is at risk.
It's very important for you to obey my orders.
- Yes, sir. - This is the situation.
There's a suspect in the apartment across the street.
We can't wait. We need to act!
One thing, isn't that your ex's apartment?
Pay attention, Povedilla.
This is a subsidiary mission from the main mission
which means that this one is more important than the latter, okay?
Okay, okay.
You stay here watching point A.
And very much on the ball, because there's a woman in danger!
Point A?
The apartment where that hairy guy is, for God's sake. You see it?
- Damn! - What?
I'm going in.
Watch point A. We'll communicate through the walkie-talkie, okay?
Okay, one thing.
Is the hairy guy the suspect?
Pay attention, Povedilla. Watch Point A. It's a matter of life and death!
Oh and when Paco comes up don't say a word to him about this.
- I didn't go to In�s' apartment. - Never.
Do you need help?
Take that one.
Listen. Well, I went too far yesterday
and if your husband tells you that he's on a secret mission.
he probably is. In the end he's a cop.
And a *** secret mission!
You were completely right. You opened my eyes.
No, Lola. You can't listen to me for God's sake.
I don't understand anything.
Yes you do. Yes you do. Paco didn't pass the test!
Lola the test isn't a supersonic calculator either.
It's more of a guide.
And the ***! I found a bra among his things.
That *** has two melons that you can't even imagine!
But maybe it was a present for you. Ask him and see what he says.
His mother called him. And you know what?
She caught him pushing and doing I don't know what with the fingers
that I can't even understand. Bring it.
I took the blindfold off. This is the new Lola.
Help me. I don't have all day!
But Lola.
Listen, what are you doing?
No, this isn't the way things are.
Maybe you didn't consider the so-called boomerang effect.
What boomerang are you talking about?
Well, you have to know that guys, sometimes, well...
they go and fool around until they get tired. But at the end they come back
to have warm food and their shirts ironed.
Think about it. It's not so easy changing your life overnight.
No? Watch what I do with my husband
and 20 years of marriage.
- To hell with that! - Lola, no. You're losing it.
The thing with your Paco looks like a temporary affair.
Yes, and you would forgive him, right?
- No. - So?
Or yes.
Well, I don't know, Lola. I don't know, but...
Do you love him?
And you think he doesn't love you anymore?
I'm in!
Eagle doesn't see owl.
What?
I said Eagle.
I don't see you Deputy Inspector.
In point A there's only the hairy guy, that is, the suspect.
Where is he?
In the kitchen.
Jesus, damn, damn!
- What is it? - Damn it!
Crossfire? Get down, boss. Get down.
What crossfire?
I'm in the kitchen, and there's nobody here!
Careful! By the fridge. By the fridge.
I'm by the fridge. Do you see me?
Povedilla, tell me.
Can't you see me, Povedilla?
What's going on? Speak clearly, Povedilla.
There was a mistake, boss.
The hairy guy is not in your ex's apartment, but in the one next door.
We saw the wrong apartment.
The telescope must have moved.
Son of a ***.
I was so scared!
Boss?
Should we abort the subsidiary mission?
We abort. We abort.
No! We don't abort. We don't abort!
Your ex, boss. Your ex is getting in.
Jesus!
It's here.
Door is open.
What's wrong?
I can't believe Dad rented this disgusting apartment.
and with a *** one!
This doesn't make sense to me.
Well, if there's a *** woman involved, it makes sense to me.
And this guy?
Who are you?
Don't worry. Don't be nervous.
We entered the wrong apartment. We're from the third floor.
- Who was that creep? - I don't know.
There must be an explanation for all this.
It's incredible. Incredible.
Isn't that your father?
That you left without warning us.
Tell him something, no? Talk to him.
There's always a problem. Don't let him see us.
I'm opening a file for you, Povedilla! Yes?
Tell me, In�s.
In�s, stop crying. I don't understand.
What do you mean there's a gun in your house?
Okay, we're coming.
Maybe Mariano is right and there's a psychopath after In�s.
Did something happen officer?
You're unheard of, come on. How can you come to a safe house in uniform?
- I'm sorry, boss. I didn't think... - 'I didn't think.'
- Paco. I'm going to In�s' house. - What?
Okay.
Eagle to owl. Eagle to owl.
Povedilla.
Povedilla, come on here. Here.
What's this?
And on top of that you leave the door open!
This is the last time you abandon your post.
If something happened. If something happened.
I would've sent you to jail until the Final Judgment. Get in!
Put that away. So much uniform and so much gun.
We're giving ourselves away.
Pretend, woman. Pretend.
Let the air circulate. God, let it circulate!
I had to pretend and...
Pretend my ***! You were looking for my lips.
There's nobody here.
Go, go to the apartment and we'll talk later.
It's there. In the living room.
But who's doing this to me? Please, I can't take it anymore.
- But this gun. - It's a gun.
- And it looks real. - Yes.
It does.
What is it?
This. This isn't...
This isn't Mariano's gun, is it?
No, woman. Mariano wouldn't be so stupid to do something like that.
Mariano has something to do with this. I'm sure.
And I'll clear this up right now.
Hello?
I can't believe it!
I know this seems strange, but I came here fulfilling my duty as a cop.
Go. Out of my house!
In�s, don't worry about the restraining order.
We'll take care of that. Leave it.
Yes, I see. I see how you take care of it.
The three of you are the same. You are all crazy.
And you're a damn pig!
Get out of my life once and for all!
It's not what you think, In�s. It's a mistake.
I saw a suspect through the telescope and...
- Shut up, you moron. Shut up. - Telescope?
What telescope?
He's watching me through a telescope. What a psychopath!
No, well. Yes, it was because of the anonymous notes.
I rented the apartment across the street..
- Shut your mouth, I said. Moron. - You rented what?
Well. We're leaving so...
Okay, you'll talk about that some other day.
In�s, In�s.
You're not okay, Mariano. You have to go to therapy and medicate yourself.
He can't be a cop or carry a gun. It's not safe. It's not safe!
But, In�s, you have to believe me. You're in danger
and there's affection between us and
I owe it to the love we had.
What is it, Povedilla?
The witness, sir.
He locked himself up in the scullery
and he says he's not coming out until the chief comes.
Should we call him?
What are you saying, you idiot?
Call him. Call him and tell him that you left him by himself.
Call him!
Jos� Mar�a! Are you there?
Is everything okay?
No, of course I'm not okay.
Your mission was to protect me and you left me alone.
You must be happy, you moron.
My life is at risk, and I won't testify like this.
He says he won't testify!
Jesus. But listen.
You're an example of civic-mindedness to all of us
a cause for inspiration.
I'm not going to risk my life, you hear?
I witnessed a crime by accident.
I didn't want to be there, and I don't want to stay here.
Bring your superiors!
How come you won't testify? Please, come out
and let's talk calmly.
Relax, man. Relax.
This is the heat of the moment. That's a good guy
and as soon he comes out, we'll convince him.
He won't last long in there.
Two hours, man. That *** has been in there for two hours!
Okay, everybody move.
Jos� Mar�a, clear the door please.
Lucas.
Enough for today.
It's Don Lorenzo.
- Should I answer? - Of course!
Hello.
Don Lorenzo. Yes, sir.
I'm reporting immediately to the police station.
Damn.
In�s pressed charges.
But it was a mistake, a mistake.
Anyone can make a mistake!
A mistake?
And the GPS you put in her car, did you drop it there by mistake?
And how do you tap a telephone by mistake, Mariano. Can you explain?
I, by mistake, break a glass, or turn on the wrong street.
But I don't fill an apartment with microphones and cameras.
No, well. That was, well
in the heat of the moment. It was in a moment of personal crisis
but since then I've had many therapy sessions
curing my obsessive compulsion.
My psychiatrist says that I'm doing much better.
Better?
How the hell can you be better!
Breaking and entering, and on top of that, armed!
And what do you plan to do when you're completely cured?
Kidnap her, *** her and cut her into pieces?
No, sir.
You don't understand.
Today's thing I was...
I was fulfilling my duty as a cop
and an ex-husband.
Look, Mariano. I don't want to meddle in your personal life, but
it's obvious that you're not over your separation.
How can I say it?
That isn't compatible with the police. Sorry.
Our only choice is to ask you to return your badge.
Take a few days off
and please go to see your psychiatrist.
We'll see what we're going to do with you.
Okay?
Jos� Mar�a, don't do this to us. For God's sake.
I'm not safe, and I won't testify a damn like this!
You're not cops or anything, man.
Let me talk to the chief once and for all!
Don't bother with that 'I won't testify thing.' This is not the moment for jokes!
My father-in-law.
Hello?
Is everything okay with the witness? Put him on the phone.
Well. The thing is, he's pooping, sir.
Okay, I don't need the details Miranda.
Jesus!
The prosecutor wants to have a preliminary interview with him
so have him ready. He's going there.
Right, but the thing is this man is very nervous due to the situation.
He hasn't slept all night and
he's been having terrible cramps.
It won't happen until the morning.
Okay, I'll try to delay him.
We have to take him out of there.
Move away.
Jos� Mar�a?
- You beast! - He's not answering.
Pick him up! Go!
Come here!
Jos� Mar�a!
Damn it!
Angelines?
No, Paco Miranda.
Angelines?
Where am I? What has happened?
Angelines?
Angelines?
Who are you?
Where is Angelines?
He's stuck with Angelines!
Damn it.
- You left him amnesic for God's sake! - Relax, Paco.
Maybe he just forgot the last 24 hours. Relax.
Let's see.
Jos� Mar�a, look at me. Here.
I'm Lucas Fern�ndez, Deputy Inspector of the national police corps.
- You're in a safe house. - In your house?
No, in a safe house because you witnessed a *** and...
No, it can't be.
Are you joking?
According to the code
the most advisable thing is to call a medical unit.
Jesus, damn. You deleted his information.
You burst his head with all the testimony inside!
Jesus, this guy is going to testify less than a Teletubbie.
We can sedate him. He may say something when he wakes up.
We've already drugged him enough.
The prosecutor may show up anytime. What the hell do we do?
According to the code, the advisable thing is to call a medical unit.
Povedilla, Povedilla.
Sit here and shut your mouth, or I'll beat your face!
I heard memory comes back with a sharp blow.
If you want, I'll volunteer for the execution.
Get out of here, you idiot! Go!
Damn!
We made one of the most important witnesses in criminal history into an amnesic.
What are we going to do now?
2nd eso?
Hey, you guys!
Now that we're all here.
I want you to know
that there will not be a divorce.
Yes, yes, don't look at me that way.
Paco and I have had our differences but
- we made up. - But
what's with the one with the ***?
That *** *** won't be able to defeat me.
I still have strength to try and save this family.
Very well. But we don't need that charlatan for anything.
- Grandma! - Look, Concha.
I've learned a lot with all this. Men are suspicious, cowards
and they're pigs. And Paco will pay!
But
the thing is I love him and..
Well, that's fine. Call him and tell him to invite the melons for dinner.
Although she's already pretty chubby.
What?
Did you see her?
Of course! Tell her, Sara. Tell her.
The girl sought, and he who seeks shall find.
She saw him necking with the *** one.
Just one little kiss.
'Just one little kiss.'
Groping like you haven't seen! There, in the landing of the stairs!
This one is worse than my late husband.
You're mine, kid.
Lola, please. Breathe ten times.
Easy.
But you already knew that Paco was with another woman!
Yes, but in front of his daughter! He's going to traumatize her!
This is outrageous. Outrageous!
And you, get out of here. Go, get out! Out!
This thing with Paco is outrageous! ***!
The first thing you need to do is...
Kick his butt! That's what I need to do.
Son of a ***!
Listen, Lola. The first thing you need to do
is go talk to him.
at least to call him a clown and clarify everything.
I'm not speaking to that adulterer in my life!
Yes, woman.
Enjoy the scandal you can give him. At least don't let him go in peace.
Sara told me where his place is.
Really? Where?
Disappointment Street number three.
- You know what? - What?
- I'm going. - Good!
That's my girl.
Finally, you come to your senses, girl.
Where's Mom going?
We convinced her to go talk to the pig your father is.
Mom! Mom!
What's wrong?
Nothing. Domestic stuff.
She took the gun!
And then you say I'm a petty thief.
God, let's go. Let's go!
Let's see.
I'm the judge.
Paco is the prosecutor, and you're the defense lawyer.
It's clear, right?
The key is that when they ask you, you point to this guy. Is that clear?
You have to stick that in your head. Okay?
Okay. But here everything seems very easy.
- But, what if the guy has changed? - He's not going to change.
He's not Michael Jackson for God's sake.
Okay, let's re-create the facts.
What did you see the day in question?
Objection, your Honor. That question is not valid.
Can you shut up, you moron?
We're risking our necks and you're here playing.
Let's start from the beginning.
What were you doing
exactly on April 18 at three in the afternoon?
You were taking the trash out and...
- And I saw a guy. - Two, damn it. Two.
I don't know. I don't remember anything.
You're making the witness nervous. Don't pressure him.
- No pressure. - Okay.
Come on, there were some guys. They start to fight and...
They started to fight and one of them shot three times.
Wait a moment.
Did you say three times?
Yes. No.
I don't know. I didn't say how many.
You said three, and there were three.
Did he or didn't he say three?
Sure he did.
Paco, come here.
This guy is bullshitting us.
He remembers whatever he wants to remember.
Maybe he has selective amnesia.
After a huge blow, and on top of that we filled him with pills.
So, Jos� Mar�a
you don't remember anything, right?
Yeah.
What, Jos� Mar�a? Are you remembering now?
Is your memory coming back to you? Or should we wait a little longer?
Yes, I remember!
Take me up. I beg you!
I remember. I remember everything!
I remember everything! Everything!
Pull him up. He's going to slip.
You see?
This is illegal!
It's outrageous!
This is physical and psychological abuse!
I'll accuse you of torture! I'll report you!
- You'll report us, right? - Right.
Very well, then our job is done.
From now on you protect yourself, eh?
- Take it! - No.
Damn it!
No, man.
the thing is you say crazy things when you're nervous.
Lola!
What..
What are you doing here?
What?
This is my wife, Lola.
My men.
We...
But, how did you find out where I was?
Paquito, a girl has her resources.
I came to talk to you
in private.
But Lola we'll talk at home, please.
No. Now.
- In private. - Okay.
How could you come here?
This is a secret mission! I'm here incognito
and you embarrassed me in front of my men!
But.
- What are you doing? - Sit down Paco.
- This is going to take a while. - Okay.
Okay. Easy.
Leave that. Those things are loaded by the devil. They're not toys.
Okay, I'll sit down.
If we have to talk, we'll talk, but...
What is going on, Dolores?
How long have we been married?
20 years, right?
And we've lived good, bad and so-so moments.
Let's see, Dolores.
Do you think this is the time to evaluate our marriage, honey?
I have an amnesic witness out there!
- Shut up! - Okay.
I've been very happy with you.
Me too, Lola. But leave the gun.
Your father is going to come and prosecute me.
I'm in a big mess and you're here getting romantic with a gun.
I said shut up!
I'm saying that I've been very happy with you.
But I know we've been together for many years
and maybe I have to admit that the flame
well, it's out.
You've grown ***.
Mine have sagged.
But, what the hell are you saying!
If you want me go to on a diet, you don't need to point a gun at me. Damn.
Why come up with that now?
It's because...
Because your ***. I like them, but
you don't like mine anymore!
So sad!
She is telling the inspector that he doesn't like her ***.
- What are you saying? - If Paco says no
we're going to have to stop her.
You prefer quantity to quality!
I do like your ***, damn it. I love your ***!
***. I took the blindfold off.
And there's no more syndrome. I already know what's going on here.
- You're having an affair! - What affair?
I'm not having an affair.
You think I don't know that guys are all pigs? Well, I know.
But then the boomerang comes and you'll want to come back home
so I can iron your shirts. And I won't do that!
I won't!
Your daughter saw you necking with the woman with the ***!
In the landing of the stairs, kissing! ***!
- What? Me? - You!
Hide! Hide!
- You can't be here! - Where are they?
Mom, don't kill him. Don't kill him!
But what the hell are you all doing here?
This is a secret mission for God's sake. I'm going to be prosecuted.
Lola, calm down.
Give me the gun.
Don't do anything stupid.
Here. Baby, look.
Is this the one with the ***?
Yes. But Mom don't kill her.
- Me? - So, Paco.
This is. And.
Do you love her, Paco? Are you two in love?
But what are you saying, Lola? For God's sake.
This is a candid camera. This can't be happening!
You pig. That's the girl you were kissing in the hall.
No, no. I was fulfilling my duty.
We were pretending, so the neighbors wouldn't identify us.
Jesus Christ, I told you.
I told you not to go for my lips!
I swear I didn't have anything to do.
I love you Lola and this is a mistake.
This lady is a police woman and it was a cover up.
Yes? And what about this?
Also to cover up?
But this is my bra.
Be still. Don't even think about moving from here!
If you don't mind, I'm staying with you. I'm the protected witness.
Paco.
Just the one we needed!
Mariano get out, man.
If Don Lorenzo finds out you came, he'll fire you. We have enough problems!
You bring here your wife, grandma and even the neighbor
and I can't even come in?
Well, I'm going. I'm going. But first, I want you to meet this guy.
He was the one harassing In�s. I caught him.
So, who was writing the anonymous notes?
- Say it. - It was me
but I love her so much.
I'm the only one that loves my wife, you moron.
Well.
I think I earned an apology, no?
Jesus, Mariano.
I'm sorry.
I knew it couldn't be.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry, pal.
I'm sorry, pal.
- Amazing. - Sorry, Mariano.
I forgive you guys. I forgive you guys.
Now what I want is for In�s to know that I'm a legitimate guy
that I wouldn't do that.
And as soon as she sees this one, she'll have to apologize
and then, in the heat of the moment, I invite her for dinner.
She can't say no. Come, let's go.
Come on.
Mariano.
The 200 meters, don't forget
or they'll prosecute you.
Yes. Come on.
You don't have to worry.
Our men performed an exhaustive surveillance.
That's the gate.
Look how discreet they have been.
Not even we know which apartment it is.
Let's see.
In�s.
I have the guy that sent the anonymous notes.
It was this one. It wasn't me!
He won't bother you anymore!
In�s.
I didn't rent the apartment to spy on you!
We're on a secret mission!
With a protected witness!
Come down immediately you miserable ***.
When I get you alone, I'm going to kick your butt so badly
that not even your mother is going to recognize you.
Grandpa!
Hi, baby! How are you, Sarita?
So, Dad, are you coming for dinner tonight?
Sorry, I'll call you later.
Okay, call me.
- Please. - Don Lorenzo? Hi.
And bring this cute guy.
- Bye! - Take care!
Can you tell me what's going on?
Well, I'm not saying there wasn't a leak
but what matters is that the witness came out unharmed.
- Come on. - Move, Jos� Mar�a.
Leave me alone now! Don't treat me like this!
I want to tell you something.
It's outrageous what you did to me these three days.
It's been unacceptable.
Look!
- It's nothing. - Nothing?
Freeze!
Get out of there!
To the floor! Now!
Mariano!
Mariano!
It's ready. Press here.
- Thanks a lot. Excuse me. - Sure.
Watch your step.
Thanks, man.
Does it hurt much?
Nah, it's just a scratch. Occupational hazard.
Yeah.
I want you to know that I decided I'm going to testify.
You saved my life twice and I...
Well, I think it's my civic duty, so...
That's it.
- Lucas. - Yes?
What's wrong? Mariano.
Mariano, are you okay?
Well, it hurts a lot.
They hit me very close to the heart.
But I did what I had to do
and we caught the guy that was harassing you.
The real one, not me.
In�s, I want you to know that I was only watching out for you.
I know, Mariano. Forgive me.
We'll talk later. Now what matters is you getting better.
And I know that you've probably rebuilt your life and I
understand and I'm happy for you.
Whenever you want, you can introduce me to your boyfriend. You can do it.
If there's a chance, we can have a martini together or something.
If I come out of this alive, of course.
What? What boyfriend?
I don't have a boyfriend.
Mariano, don't think about that. For now, all you have to do is get better.
Oh my God!
This is the best day of my life.
Did you hear?
She hasn't rebuilt her life. She hasn't rebuilt her life!
Did you see her running towards me? Not everything is lost!
And she was almost crying!
Mariano, man. Will you relax? You were just shot.
Even if they shot me three times, it was worth it!
She said we would talk. She said it!
You heard her, right?
She said it!
Not everything is lost! Now I'm her hero, God!
Things have to go really bad for us not to get back together again.
If there's something weird in paranoia's world.
it's that we never learn our lessons.
Tomorrow we'll all see ghosts again.
And I'll be in front of all of them with my facts.
Believing not only in my own illusions, but also in theirs.
In the illusions of all of them.
And the thing is we always, always.
go back to the beginning.
My God.
what's this?
- What are we celebrating? - What do you think?
We made up.
You made up. I didn't even have time to get angry.
Surprise!
Bush is over from now on. You can enter directly to the garden.
She decided to shave the bush and left it as bold as a monkey's head.
No, no, no, forget it!
Here you enter calling with bush.
Door, ring and anti-theft alarm if necessary!
I know how to read between the lines, Lola.
and I don't like this!
Yeah, yeah. You say you like the forest
but what you really like the plain, like all men.
What forest and what plain?
I have a plain.
- ***! - Embittered!
Clear the door, please!
Come on!
- Can you see? - Jesus!
Take these two.
You want to see it?
We're on a secret mission!
Put it down!
Call him!
It's crowded!
- Pull me in! - I'm the only one that loves my wife.
I was fulfilling my duty.
She took the gun!
- I object. - Are you stupid?
Shut it!
Get out of my life!
- Amazing! - Damn it!
I'm freaking fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Come here! - Stop!
Surprise!
- I don't get it! - Mariano.
Listen, gorgeous!
In�s will never come back to you, Mariano!
Not in your freaking life!
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