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Wayde: ON THIS EPISODE OF "TANKED"...
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ENVISIONING HERE?
Brent: HUGE MARTINI-GLASS TANK.
BASICALLY, DESIGNING THE WHOLE RESTAURANT AROUND THIS TANK.
OH, DUDE! YOU AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
WE'RE DOING A TANK FOR ONE OF THE BIGGEST ATHLETES EVER.
DWYANE WADE.
YOU'RE GOOD. YOU GOT ROOM HERE.
Brent: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
FIX IT!
Wayde: A DELAY IN ALBUQUERQUE?
AND THE TANK IS OVER 400 MILES AWAY.
THIS IS GONNA THROW EVERYTHING OFF.
THIS IS LIKE THE INSTALL FROM HELL.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
I LOVE IT, MAN. THIS IS AWESOME.
HOHHHH!
Wayde: I'M WAYDE KING.
Brett: I'M BRETT RAYMER.
WE'RE TWO NEW YORKERS WHO MOVED TO LAS VEGAS
TO FOLLOW OUR DREAMS...
TO CREATE UNDERWATER WORLDS LIKE NO ONE'S EVER SEEN.
WE BUILD AQUARIUMS.
WE'RE THE NUMBER-ONE AQUARIUM BUILDERS IN THE WORLD.
IT'S A FAMILY BUSINESS, FOR SURE.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
I WAS FORCED INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP.
I MARRIED BRETT'S SISTER.
Brett: AND MY DAD RUNS OPERATIONS.
WE CALL HIM "THE GENERAL."
[ LAUGHS ]
WE MAY FIGHT, BUT SOMEHOW WE MAKE IT WORK.
IF YOU CAN DREAM IT, WE CAN BUILD IT.
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♪ GIVE IT UP ♪
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WE'RE KICKING OFF OUR WEEK AT THE FUTURE SITE
OF THE COWFISH RESTAURANT AND BAR
HERE IN RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA.
A LOT OF CONSTRUCTION HERE.
PERFECT TIME TO PUT A TANK IN.
WE'RE MEETING WITH THE OWNERS, ALAN AND MARCUS,
TO SEE WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR IN A TANK.
SO, GUYS, TELL ME ABOUT THE PLACE.
WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT DIFFERENT CONCEPTS, SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
HE CALLS ME UP ONE NIGHT AND SAYS, "I GOT THIS IDEA.
SUSHI, BURGER -- BURGUSHI."
HOHHHH!
SO, HENCE THE NAME, LET ME GET IT --
"COW" FOR THE BURGERS, "FISH" FOR THE SUSHI,
YOU GOT IT.
AND YOU GUYS KNOW THERE'S A REAL FISH CALLED A COWFISH, RIGHT?
Alan: AND THAT'S OUR MASCOT THAT WE USE TODAY.
Wayde: COWFISH ARE SOME OF THE GNARLIEST-LOOKING FISH AROUND.
IF YOU WANT SOME CHARACTER IN YOUR TANK,
THERE'S NOTHING BETTER.
WE WERE TRYING TO DO A LITTLE RESEARCH ON TANK IDEAS,
AND WE ACTUALLY REACHED OUT TO YOUR OFFICE A COUPLE TIMES,
HAD A LITTLE MISCOMMUNICATION PROBLEM.
I WAS TRYING TO GET THE ANSWERS I NEED,
REALLY?
WHEN WE GET BACK, I WANT TO KNOW WHY THE CLIENT'S QUESTIONS WEREN'T ANSWERED.
Brett: HONESTLY, IT'S UNACCEPTABLE.
Alan: IT'S OKAY.
WE DON'T NORMALLY OPERATE LIKE THAT.
YOU CAN TELL WE'RE BUSY, TOO. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
WELL, NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT US HERE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.
YOU'LL DEAL WITH US DIRECT, AND I PROMISE YOU'LL GET GREAT COMMUNICATION.
AWESOME. PERFECT.
SO, TALK TO US. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ENVISIONING HERE?
I THINK WE SHOULD GET OUR DESIGNER, BRENT.
LET'S GET BRENT OVER. BRENT?
GOOD. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
SO, DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT SIZE YOU'RE TALKING?
DO YOU WANT SOMETHING HUGE?
I MEAN, WHATEVER IT HAS TO BE, IT'S GOT TO BE GINORMOUS.
I'M BASICALLY DESIGNING THE WHOLE RESTAURANT
AROUND THIS TANK.
HUGE MARTINI-GLASS TANK RIGHT AT THE FRONT OF THE BAR.
OBVIOUSLY SOME COWFISH.
SOME SUSHI AND BURGERS IN IT, MAYBE?
SO, YOU WANT A TANK THE SHAPE OF A MARTINI GLASS?
YEAH. I MEAN, JUST MASSIVE.
IT'S KIND OF TOUGH BECAUSE WHEN YOU HAVE A MARTINI GLASS,
THE STEM THAT COMES DOWN -- WE HAVE TO PUT FILTRATION IN.
SO, TO HIDE IT IN THERE IS A LITTLE DIFFICULT.
MAYBE WE CAN DO A LITTLE DIFFERENT SHAPE, MAYBE?
Brett: WHAT IF WE MADE A GIANT 2,200-GALLON CYLINDER
INSPIRED BY THE SHAPE OF A SUSHI ROLL
AND INCORPORATE THE MARTINI GLASS INSIDE THE AQUARIUM?
Alan: WELL, AS LONG AS YOU GOT THE SUSHI,
THE BURGER, THE MARTINI GLASS...
WE DEFINITELY COULD DO THAT.
I MEAN, CHOPSTICKS I THINK WE COULD PUT IN THERE.
TRUST US, GUYS.
I'M TELLING YOU. YOU KNOW THE WORK THAT WE DO, RIGHT?
TRUST IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.
I ONLY TRUST THOSE WHO HIT MY GONG.
THROUGH THE YEARS, THAT GONG IS THE WAY
WE'VE STARTED INDOCTRINATING ALL OUR GUESTS IN THE RESTAURANT --
PEOPLE WE WORK WITH, IT'S HOW THEY GET IN THE COWFISH FAMILY TODAY.
WHO DOESN'T LOVE A GONG? YOU LOVE A GONG.
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A GONG HIT.
Brett: A GONG HIT? I LOVE IT. LOOK AT THE COWFISH, TOO, WAYDE.
HOHHHH!
Marcus: GONG HIT FOR ALL.
HOHHHH!
HOHHHH!
AFTER ALL THOSE GONG HITS, MY EARS MIGHT BE RINGING,
BUT THE VISIONS, THEY ARE FLOWING, BABY.
I'M SEEING A REINFORCED STEEL STAND
WRAPPED IN A DECORATIVE FACADE
WITH A SUMO-SIZED 2,200-GALLON CYLINDRICAL TANK ON TOP
STUFFED WITH BURGERS, FRIES, SUSHI,
AND COLORFUL DRINK-THEMED PROPS.
AND FINALLY, A HERD OF COWFISH
WILL BE HOME ON THE AQUATIC RANGE
IN THIS ONE-OF-A-KIND TANK.
WITH ALL THAT TALK OF THE SUSHI AND BURGERS,
I'M ITCHING TO CHOW DOWN ON SOMETHING
FROM THEIR TEST KITCHEN BEFORE WE GET ON OUR FLIGHT.
WE GOT TO MAKE THIS TANK PERFECT FOR THEM, DUDE.
SHH! SHH! I'M LISTENING TO A MESSAGE. HOLD ON.
THIS THING'S SPICY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SHUT UP"?
OH, DUDE! HA!
YOU AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
THE SNEAKER COMPANY CALLED LI-NING?
THEY WANT A TANK FOR A HUGE, HUGE, HUGE NBA ATHLETE!
WHO?
THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE GET BACK TO VEGAS, TELL EVERYBODY.
THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME, BRO. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
Wayde: ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE JUST GOT BACK
FROM THE COWFISH CONSULT, BUT IT WASN'T ALL GOOD.
Brett: WHEN WE WENT TO THE MEETING,
HE SAID HE CALLED HERE A FEW TIMES,
SPOKE TO, I BELIEVE, AGNES.
YOU SAID YOU HAD TO GET BACK TO HIM.
THE OWNERS DID CALL A FEW TIMES, BUT --
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS, YOU GUYS ARE TRAVELING SO OFTEN,
WE DON'T HAVE THE CORRECT INFORMATION TO GIVE THEM.
IF YOU GUYS INFORMED US, INCLUDED US A LITTLE BIT MORE,
IT WOULD BE EASIER TO DEAL WITH THE CUSTOMER.
WE'RE TRYING TO HANDLE IT AS MUCH AS WE CAN.
SO, BASICALLY, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
IS YOU GUYS WANT TO TRY TO LEARN A LITTLE BIT MORE
SO YOU GUYS CAN GIVE THEM INFORMATION
THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER WHEN WE'RE ON THE ROAD?
RIGHT, SO THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO CHASE AFTER YOU GUYS.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S A BAD IDEA.
Wayde: GOOD. YOU CAN HELP WITH THE COWFISH TANK.
BRETT, YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN THE WHOLE JOB TO THEM?
WHAT WE'RE DOING IS, THESE GUYS HAVE A RESTAURANT,
AND THEY WANT TO DO A MASSIVE PIECE
INSIDE THE CENTER OF THE RESTAURANT.
BUT THE OTHER CHALLENGE HERE, GUYS,
IS THAT THEY WANT TO HAVE COWFISH INSIDE THEIR AQUARIUM.
AND THE PROBLEM IS IF THEY GET SCARED,
THEY CAN RELEASE TOXINS IN THE TANK.
THESE TOXINS DON'T HARM THE COWFISH,
BUT THEY CAN KILL OFF EVERY FISH INSIDE THE TANK.
SO IT COULD BE A PROBLEM.
THAT'S ONLY ONE JOB.
WE HAVE ANOTHER TANK FOR A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE.
HE'S ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS IN THE NBA.
"PISTOL" PETE MARAVICH?
PISTOL PETE? REALLY?
HE HASN'T PLAYED BALL SINCE, WHEN -- 19-WHAT?
MIAMI HEAT?! NICE!
HE WAS IN PEOPLE MAGAZINE RECENTLY,
ONE OF THEIR 50 MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.
OH, WOW.
HE'S LAUNCHING HIS NEW SHOE LINE,
AND THIS IS A SHOE-RELEASE PARTY.
DWYANE WADE JUST SIGNED A HUGE PARTNERSHIP WITH LI-NING,
AN OVERSEAS SNEAKER COMPANY.
TO CELEBRATE, THEY'RE THROWING A HUGE PARTY IN DOWNTOWN HOUSTON.
DWYANE WADE, HE LOVES FISH, AND THAT'S WHERE WE COME IN.
WE'RE MEETING WITH BRIAN, THE REP FROM LI-NING
IN CHARGE OF PLANNING THE BIG EVENT,
TO SEE WHAT KIND OF CRAZY AQUARIUM WE'RE GONNA BUILD.
Brian: ALL RIGHT, GUYS. SO, THIS IS THE SPACE.
RED CARPET'S GONNA BE OUT THERE.
IT'S GONNA BE A CELEBRITY, STAR-STUDDED EVENT.
AND THIS IS GONNA BE THE FOCAL POINT.
WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING BIG
THAT EVERYBODY'S GONNA WANT TO SEE AND BE TALKING ABOUT.
SO, WE'RE GONNA ROLL OUT A SHOE, LIMITED EDITION,
ONLY FOR ALL-STAR WEEKEND FOR DWYANE TO WEAR ON COURT.
WE WANT TO SHOWCASE THAT SHOE.
IF WE DON'T SET THIS OFF RIGHT,
THE REST OF THE PARTY, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
SO, NO PRESSURE.
YOU SAID ALL-STAR WEEKEND, SO BEING A SPORTS MAN,
I KNOW THAT'S ONLY A COUPLE WEEKS AWAY.
SO THAT'S GONNA BE CUTTING IT REAL CLOSE, SO...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THE ALL-STAR GAME'S IN TWO WEEKENDS FROM NOW.
WE ONLY HAVE TWO WEEKS TO BUILD THIS THING,
TO GET IT SHIPPED OUT HERE.
IT'S GONNA BE AN EXTREMELY DIFFICULT JOB.
WHEN WE SAT DOWN WITH DWYANE
AND TALKED ABOUT WHAT HE WOULD WEAR FOR ALL-STAR WEEKEND,
HE STARTED TALKING TO US ABOUT A STINGRAY.
YOU KNOW, IT'S ONE OF HIS FAVORITE ANIMALS,
SO WE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING INSPIRED BY THE STINGRAY.
SO, THE SHOE HE'S GONNA WEAR ON SUNDAY,
IT'S CALLED THE "STING-WADE."
STING-WADES! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, HUH?!
NOT BAD, HUH?
WE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT.
WE WANT TO MAKE THE SHOES THE STARS OF THIS PARTY.
WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO THAT THAN USING LIVE STINGRAYS?
WELL, STINGRAYS -- IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE ROUND. THAT'S ONE.
SO WE HAVE TO GET A ROUND TANK
THAT'S GONNA FIT IN HERE AND SET IT UP.
WHEN WE SET THIS UP,
YOU WANT THE SNEAKERS, LIKE, ON TOP, AROUND IT?
I'M THINKING INSIDE.
INSIDE THE TANK.
HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO SEE THE SHOES SUSPENDED
AND THE STINGRAYS THAT THEY'RE INSPIRED BY
SWIMMING AROUND THEM?
I MEAN, IS IT POSSIBLE?
THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY. WE GOT TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'RE IN?
WHATEVER IT TAKES, WE'LL MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
ONE CATCH, THOUGH.
OH, BOY. HE GOT US TO SAY "ARE WE IN?"
BEFORE HE THREW THE ONE CATCH IN.
WE'VE ONLY GOT THE SPACE FOR 24 HOURS.
SO YOU GOT TO INSTALL THE TANK, PUT IT UP,
AND TAKE IT DOWN, AND GET IT OUT OF HERE IN 24 HOURS.
SO, YOU WANT TO BUY A TANK, US PUT IT IN,
AND THEN IN 24 HOURS, JUST TAKE IT OUT?
YES.
[ WHISTLES ]
A 24-HOUR TANK?! THAT'S INSANE.
BEFORE ANYTHING, WE GOT TO MAKE SURE THE STINGRAYS ARE FINE
BECAUSE IF WE'RE GONNA BREAK THIS DOWN WITHIN 24 HOURS,
WE GOT TO FIND A HOME HERE THAT NIGHT FOR THE STINGRAYS.
TWO WEEKS FROM TODAY, GET THE TANK HERE,
SET THE THING UP, 24 HOURS, AND GET IT OUT -- DONE.
A STINGRAYS TANK HAS GOT TO BE ROUND
SO THE FISH DON'T RUN INTO A SIDE AND GET INJURED.
AND SINCE OUR INSTALL TIME IS SO SHORT,
WE'LL SHIP THE FILTRATION ALL READY TO GO UNDER THE STAND.
THAT'LL ALL BE COVERED BY A CUSTOM FACADE
THAT'LL DOUBLE AS A COUNTER
FOR PEOPLE TO PUT THEIR FOOD AND DRINKS ON
WHILE THEY CHECK OUT DWYANE WADE'S NEW SNEAKERS
SUBMERGED IN THE TANK.
THIS TANK IS GONNA BE A SLAM DUNK.
THE WHOLE POINT OF THE DWYANE WADE TANK
IS TO SHOWCASE HIS NEW SHOE LINE.
A SNEAKER WOULD NORMALLY BREAK DOWN IN SALT WATER
AND HARM THE FISH, SO WE WOULD USE A PROP.
BUT IN THIS CASE, SINCE IT'S A TEMPORARY TANK,
THE FISH ARE GONNA HAVE LIMITED EXPOSURE,
SO WE CAN GET AWAY WITH USING A REAL ONE.
SO, WE WANT TO SEE IF HIS SNEAKERS FLOAT, SINK.
WE WANT TO SEE WHAT THEY DO.
[ LAUGHS ]
I KNOW WHOSE SNEAKERS THOSE ARE.
Frankie: ARE THOSE WHO I THINK THEY ARE?
LISTEN TO ME.
I'LL TAKE THE BLAME FOR IT.
YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE DID THE MOB EXPERIENCE TANK?
YEAH, DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HE DID TO MY CEMENT SHOES?!
TAKE YOUR SHOE OFF. LET ME SHOW YOU. JUST BALL IT IN.
OH, DON'T DO THAT TO MY SHOE, GUY.
THAT'S REAL FUNNY. [ GROANS ]
KEEP IT UP. IT'S ALL GOOD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
General: CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS.
AH, THESE THINGS ARE VERY BUOYANT.
HEY. WAIT A MINUTE.
I GOT SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
OKAY, THAT'S A START.
YEAH.
THERE WE GO.
MAYBE A DIFFERENT BRAND.
MAYBE IT'S THE BRAND.
NO, IT'S NOT THE BRAND!
HOW MANY SNEAKERS OF HIS ARE YOU GONNA USE?
YOU KNOW HOW MANY SNEAKERS HE HAS? WHO CARES?
HEY, GUYS. WHAT ARE WE DOING -- THE DWYANE WADE PROJECT?
YEAH. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WE NEEDED TO TEST.
DUDE, THEY'RE MY SNEAKERS! WHY'D YOU TAKE MY SNEAKERS?!
WHERE ARE THE DWYANE WADE SNEAKERS?
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE ABOUT AN HOUR AGO
YEAH?
UNFORTUNATELY, WE'RE NOT GETTING THE SHOES ANYTIME SOON.
WE'RE NOT GONNA GET THEM TILL HOUSTON.
WE NEED TO TEST THESE, PUT THEM UNDERWATER, SEE THE BUOYANCY.
WE GOT TO PUT THEM ON DISPLAY.
NOT TILL HOUSTON. NOT TILL THE DAY OF HOUSTON.
Wayde: NO, IT'S NOT.
MY TIMELINE FOR THE DWYANE WADE INSTALL
IS ALREADY IMPOSSIBLY TIGHT.
MY PLAN WAS TO SHIP THE SHOES ALREADY IN THE TANK.
WE GOT NO TIME FOR ERROR HERE, GUYS.
OH, DUDE, CHECK THESE OUT.
Frankie: BRETT'S GOT THIS CRAZY LOOK IN HIS EYE.
GRAB ONE OF THOSE. YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
FRANKIE, YOU READY TO DO THIS?!
Brett: WE NEEDED TO TEST.
WHERE ARE THE DWYANE WADE SNEAKERS?
UNFORTUNATELY, WE'RE NOT GETTING THE SHOES ANYTIME SOON.
WE'RE NOT GONNA GET THEM TILL HOUSTON.
PRO BASKETBALL PLAYER DWYANE WADE
WANTS A TANK WITH HIS NEW SHOES INSIDE IT.
THIS TANK IS GONNA BE THE HIGHLIGHT
OF HIS NEW-SNEAKER RELEASE PARTY.
WITHOUT THESE SHOES, WE GOT TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PULL THIS OFF
AND HOPE WE HIT NO SNAGS ON-SITE.
WHAT KIND OF SUGGESTIONS WE GOT? LET'S COME UP WITH SOMETHING.
YOU CAN TAKE A WIRE, NAIL IT INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE SHOE
AND HAVE THE WIRE HOOKED ONTO THE BOTTOM OF THE TANK.
YEAH, BUT THE PROBLEM IS YOU GOT ALL THESE STINGRAYS
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE TANK THAT ARE GONNA BE SWIMMING AROUND.
YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO GET TANGLED IN THE WIRE.
THE WIRE CAN SLICE THEIR FINS. YOU'RE NOT DOING THAT.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE COULD BUILD SOME KIND OF ROCK STRUCTURE,
MAYBE A STRUCTURE THAT HAS A PIECE COMING OUT OF IT
AND HOOK THE SHOE TO THE STRUCTURE.
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FLOATING,
SO IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING FROM THE BOTTOM,
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THEY'RE FLOATING.
Frankie: ACRYLIC MIGHT WORK. IT'S CLEAR.
IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE POLISHED EDGES, IT'D BE CLEAR.
OKAY, GREAT. SO, IT'S PROBLEM SOLVED.
YOU GUYS OWE ME A PAIR OF SNEAKERS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? MAKE THAT FOUR PAIRS.
SO, IS HE GETTING THIS READY, BRO?
YEAH. THIS IS THE FIRST PANEL FOR COWFISH.
CHUY'S GETTING READY TO PUT THIS PIECE IN THE OVEN.
BEFORE THE ACRYLIC FOR COWFISH GOES IN THE OVEN,
WE HAVE TO MARK THE CENTER POINT AND THE MOLD CENTER POINT
SO EVERYTHING LINES UP PERFECTLY.
WHAT SIZE IS THE PANEL?
99".
SO, WHAT'S HALF OF THAT?
99 -- 40...
48.5".
GOT IT.
OKAY, 48.5".
99"?
OH, YEAH. NEVER MIND. YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.
[ LAUGHS ]
MAKE SURE THAT'S DEAD ON, 'CAUSE THE PANEL'S GOT TO BE RIGHT.
GUYS, YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GO BACK TO 101 MATH.
Wayde: LINING UP THAT MIDPOINT WAS CRUCIAL.
WHEN THE ACRYLIC MELTS IN THE 300-DEGREE OVEN,
IT'S GONNA MELT EVENLY ON BOTH SIDES OF THE MOLD.
AND IN SEVEN HOURS, WE'RE GONNA COME BACK
AND TRIPLE-CHECK REDNECK'S MATH.
Brett: REDNECK'S BEEN HARD AT WORK
BUILDING THE GIANT CHOPSTICKS FOR THE COWFISH RESTAURANT TANK,
AND THEY LOOK AWESOME.
BUT THE REAL CHALLENGE IS THE BURGER AND SUSHI PROPS
THAT THEY WANT ON THE INSIDE.
ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S GOING ON?
WE MADE SOME SUSHI.
THAT'S SUSHI?
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
Wayde: UM...
OH, BOY.
LOOKIT! IT LOOKS LIKE THAT, SEE?
THAT DEFINITELY DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT, DUDE.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? I'VE NEVER EATEN SUSHI.
I MEAN, IT LOOKS LIKE FISH BAIT TO ME.
WE CAN TELL YOU'VE NEVER EATEN SUSHI
JUST BY LOOKING AT THAT THING.
WAYDE! HEY, WAYDE! I GOT TO GET THIS WITHIN THE NEXT --
HEY, THIS GUY'S NEVER EATEN SUSHI BEFORE.
NO.
I DON'T EAT SUSHI. YOU GUYS DON'T EAT POSSUM.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
YOU'RE DONE WITH SUSHI. GET OUT OF THERE.
FINISH THE OTHER INSERTS. WE'LL GO FROM THERE, ALL RIGHT?
Heather: HE'S DEFINITELY TRYING SUSHI.
Brett: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE NEVER EATEN SUSHI.
WHILE REDNECK GETS TO WORK
ON SOMETHING CLOSER TO HIS COMFORT ZONE,
I'M ACTUALLY GONNA CHECK ON SOME REAL TANK MAKING.
THE ACRYLIC SHEET FOR THE COWFISH TANK
HAS BEEN IN A 300-DEGREE OVEN FOR OVER SEVEN HOURS.
NOW IT'S TIME FOR IT TO COOL.
AS THIS COOLS OVER THE COURSE OF 12 HOURS,
THE SHAPE CAN GET DISTORTED.
SO, TO PREVENT THAT, WE HAVE A SECOND MOLD
WITH THE EXACT SAME SHAPE TO GO ON TOP OF IT
TO SANDWICH IT IN PLACE.
WE'RE TRYING TO BUILD THE DWYANE WADE TANK IN RECORD TIME,
AND, QUITE FRANKLY, IT'S STRESSING ME OUT.
OH, DUDE, CHECK THESE OUT.
Frankie: BRETT'S GOT THIS CRAZY LOOK IN HIS EYE.
IT'S NOT GOOD FOR THE OLD TICKER TO BE STRESSED OUT ALL THE TIME.
SO, EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU GOT TO LET OFF SOME STEAM, BABY!
GRAB ONE OF THOSE. YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.
GRAB ONE OF THESE, TOO.
HEY, TODD, GRAB KYLE AND MEET US OUTSIDE.
[ WIND WHISTLING ]
FRANKIE, YOU READY TO DO THIS?!
FIRE UP THE FORKLIFTS!
JOUST!
AAAAAAH!
AAAAAAH!
AAAAAAH!
I GOT TO MANEUVER BETWEEN THESE WALLS,
AND BRETT'S MY NAVIGATOR.
Brett: A LITTLE TURN THIS WAY! KEEP GOING!
Brent: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
[ BOTH SHOUTING ]
Brett: THIS TANK FOR DWYANE WADE IS STRESSING ME OUT.
WHEN I'M STRESSED OUT, I GOT TO LET OFF SOME STEAM.
[ BOTH SHOUTING ]
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE'RE DOING? JOUSTING.
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TAKE FRANKIE OUT,
AND WAYDE COMES OUT AND SPOILS THINGS.
MR. FUN BUSTER.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THOSE THINGS ARE?!
YEAH, THEY'RE BIG PIECES OF ACRYLIC.
THEY'RE THE CHOPSTICKS FOR COWFISH, GUYS!
I TOLD YOU THESE WERE IMPORTANT, FRANKIE.
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE USED THEM. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS!
CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, FRANKIE!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
YO, THAT'S MESSED UP! THIS WAS A JOINT DECISION!
FRANKIE TOLD ME THEY WERE SCRAP.
UNBELIEVABLE!
ALL RIGHT. READY? OY.
HEATHER AND I WANTED TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT WHAT GOES ON IN THE SHOP, SO WE'RE APPRENTICING WITH CHUY
DURING THE ACRYLIC BUILD FOR THE MARTINI GLASS.
RIGHT, 55".
55 WHAT?
OH, 55.5".
THIS IS LIKE A MODELING SHOOT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN, HONESTLY, THAT'S ALL I WOULD DO ALL DAY.
THIS ISN'T ALL FUN AND GAMES, THOUGH.
WHEN THE FLAT PIECE OF ACRYLIC GOES IN THE OVEN,
IT'LL MELT ON THE CONE-SHAPED MOLD,
GIVING US THE CURVE WE NEED.
ALL RIGHT. THIS IS, LIKE, A PLANE.
[ IMITATES TIRES SCREECHING ]
SO, IN JUST A FEW HOURS, WE GET TO SEE OUR MARTINI GLASS.
THERE IT GOES!
HEY. DWYANE WADE'S TANK, RIGHT?
YEP. JUST GETTING THINGS PREPPED.
SO, WHENEVER WE DO A ROUND TANK,
WE PUT THE OVERFLOW BOX AND THE PLUMBING IN THE MIDDLE.
IT'S NOT MUCH TO LOOK THAT, THOUGH,
SO WE WRAP IT IN A CORAL INSERT TO TAKE IT UP A NOTCH.
I WANT TO MAKE IT SLEEK SO WHEN THE PEOPLE COME UP,
THEY'RE LIKE, "WOW! LOOK AT THE SNEAKERS!"
Brett: LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.
HERE'S OUR RACK HERE.
OH, THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE!
WHAT IS?
THAT IS SLICK! IT'S GOT BLING!
THIS DUDE'S A SUPERSTAR. THIS IS IT.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
DUDE, THAT'S ROCK-STAR, RIGHT THERE.
NO, THAT'S BARBIE.
WE GOT A PIECE OF RED. WE GOT --
NO RED, NO YELLOWS, NO BLUES.
WE GOT THIS.
THAT'S NICE. THAT'S NICE. LOOK AT THAT, RIGHT?
THAT'LL LOOK GOOD, RIGHT?
IT'S GOT A LITTLE DEPTH TO IT. THAT'LL SET OFF THE SNEAKERS.
IT IS KIND OF SLEEK.
I THINK THAT'S SLEEK-LOOKING.
ALL RIGHT. YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOU GOT LUCKY.
A BLIND SQUIRREL FINDS A NUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
DID YOU CALL ME A BLIND SQUIRREL, DUDE?
IS THAT WHAT YOU CALLED ME?
Brett: YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
[ PARROT SQUAWKS ]
Heather: HOLA, CHUY!
YEAH.
THE ACRYLIC FOR THE MARTINI GLASS
HAS BEEN IN THE OVEN FOR EXACTLY FOUR HOURS.
SO NOW WE GET TO SEE HOW ALL OUR HARD WORK HAS FINALLY PAID OFF.
SO GOOD.
YEP. IT'S NOT HEAVY.
NO.
READY. WAIT.
ARE YOU KIDDING? THIS IS HEAVY.
WE CAN'T PICK THIS UP!
OH, WATCH MY FINGERS!
WAIT! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW!
I NEED A MARTINI NOW, FOR REAL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THEY'RE GONNA BE SO EXCITED.
THEY DIDN'T THINK WE COULD DO IT.
LOOK AT WHAT A GOOD JOB WE DID.
YOU WANT TO WORK WITH US MORE, RIGHT?
NOPE.
THANK YOU.
NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS LET CHUY MAKE THE SECOND PIECE,
BOND THEM, SAND AND POLISH IT ALL, AND WE'RE GOOD.
AND THEN WE CAN SHOW WAYDE ALL THE WORK WE DID.
THEY'S CRAZY LADIES.
THEY'RE GOOD.
HEY, YOU GUYS, WHERE'S ROBERT AT? I BROUGHT SUSHI.
GET THIS -- THE OTHER DAY, WE FOUND OUT
THAT ROBERT HAS NEVER TRIED SUSHI BEFORE.
I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE EXOTIC FOR HIS PALATE,
BUT HE'S GOT TO AT LEAST TRY IT.
UGH.
IT'S DELICIOUS. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
Brett: DUDE, YOU'LL LIKE IT. IT'S GOOD.
I'M A PICKY EATER.
WHOA! ANIMAL!
DO I WANT TO EAT THIS STUFF? HELL, NO.
BUT THEY'VE GIVEN ME A JOB. THEY TREAT ME LIKE FAMILY.
THE LEAST I CAN DO IS TRY THEIR "FOOD."
DUDE, YOU GOT TO TRY THIS JAPANESE MUSTARD.
THIS STUFF IS OFF THE HOOK.
THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF.
Heather: THAT'S CALLED WASABI.
THE MORE, THE MERRIER.
EWW!
EWW! EWW!
YOU DON'T LIKE SUSHI?
WAS IT THE MUSTARD?
[ GRUMBLES ]
[ LAUGHS ] WHAT WAS THAT?
Brett: AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR A QUICK FISH FACT.
FIND OUT AFTER THE BREAK.
Brett: WHEN A SHARK LOSES A FIN, IT CANNOT BE REGROWN.
A STINGRAY WILL LOSE ITS BARB, BUT IT'LL EVENTUALLY REGROW.
LIKEWISE, COWFISH CAN REGENERATE BOTH THE HORNS ON ITS HEAD
AND AT THE BACK OF ITS BODY.
NOW, IF I COULD ONLY REGENERATE SOME HAIR, I'D BE ALL SET.
MARTINIS FOR YOU GUYS.
WE'VE BEEN PULLING EXTRA HOURS IN THE SHOP
BUILDING THE MARTINI GLASS FOR THE COWFISH RESTAURANT TANK.
AND NOW THAT IT'S ALMOST DONE,
I THOUGHT WE'D CELEBRATE WITH THE BOYS.
OH, WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHAT'S GOING ON?
THERE'S NO DRINKING IN THE SHOP.
BUT THIS IS ACTUALLY FOR B-- [GASPS]
WE BUILT THE MARTINI GLASS.
LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
Agnes: WATCH OUT. LOOK.
I THINK IT NEEDS SOME TWEAKING.
I THINK MAYBE IF WE CUT SOME OFF THE TOP
AND CUT SOME OFF THE BOTTOM, WE COULD PROBABLY MAKE IT WORK.
WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
ALL RIGHT?
WITH BOTH TANKS PRETTY MUCH IN THE BAG,
THE LAST THING TO DO IS TO PICK OUT SOME FISH
AT EXOTIC REEF IMPORTS IN L.A.
WHERE IS HE? ROBBIE?
ROBBIE!
THERE'S TROUBLE.
WHEN IT COMES TO FISH, ONLY MOTHER NATURE
HAS A BIGGER SELECTION THAN OUR BOY ROB.
FIRST UP, SOME COWFISH FOR THE COWFISH RESTAURANT TANK.
Rob: WELCOME TO THE PASTURE.
THERE'S A COUPLE OF DIFFERENT TYPES IN HERE, RIGHT?
Rob: YOU GOT YOUR THORNBACK OVER HERE,
AND THESE ARE YOUR LONGHORN COWS.
YOU KNOW THAT LONGHORN COWS ARE FROM THE BOXFISH FAMILY,
AND THAT WHOLE FAMILY OF FISH, WHEN THEY GET THREATENED,
THEY CAN ACTUALLY RELEASE A TOXIN INTO THE WATER.
Wayde: THE TOXINS CAN BE LETHAL TO THE OTHER FISH IN THE TANK.
Brett: SO THAT'S WHY WE GOT TO MAKE SURE
THAT THIS TANK HAS PASSIVE FISH.
ALL RIGHT.
MAKE SURE WHEN YOU SHIP THEM, YOU PUT THE LITTLE HOSES ON.
Wayde: COWFISH HAVE FOUR HORNS, SO WHEN WE SHIP THEM,
THEY ACTUALLY PUT THESE LITTLE PLASTIC THINGS ON THEIR HORNS
SO THEY DON'T DAMAGE THE SHIPPING BAG,
'CAUSE IT CAN LEAK WATER AND KILL THE FISH.
AND THEN THEY'RE EASILY REMOVED
BEFORE THEY GO INTO THEIR NEW HOME.
I LIKE IT.
WHAT DO WE GOT NEXT?
I'M THINKING A SPLASH OF BLUE. BLUE TANG.
Both: HIPPO!
THERE SHE GOES.
THAT'S A FINE-LOOKING FISH.
YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL THEM HIPPO TANGS?
NO, I NEVER KNEW WHY.
IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING
BUT THEIR SCIENTIFIC NAME -- PARACANTHURUS HEPATUS.
REMEMBER, IT'S A BIG TANK, SO WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT OF THEM.
NEXT IS THE STING-WADE TANK -- DWYANE WADE.
SO, WE NEED TO HIT THE STINGRAY POOL.
LET'S DO IT.
SO, THE SNEAKERS GOING IN SUPERSTAR DWYANE'S TANK
ARE CALLED THE STING-WADES.
SO DOING A STINGRAY TANK IS A NO-BRAINER.
I LOVE IT WHEN THE CUSTOMER MAKES IT EASY FOR YOU.
WE GOT, WHAT, THE BLUE DOT? THE DIAMOND?
AND THEN WE GET LOCAL CORTEZ RAYS.
AFTER DWYANE WADE'S PARTY IN HOUSTON,
THE TANK'S COMING BACK WITH US TO VEGAS.
THAT POSES A PROBLEM FOR THE STINGRAYS.
FOR US TO PACK THEM UP THERE AND SHIP THESE GUYS BACK,
IT'S KIND OF DANGEROUS FOR THE ANIMAL.
WE NEED YOU TO FIND SOMEONE OVER THERE THAT YOU SELL TO
THAT CAN ACTUALLY TAKE THEM THAT NIGHT
AND TRANSPORT THEM AND TAKE CARE OF THEM.
NOT A PROBLEM.
Brett: ONCE AGAIN, EXOTIC REEF IMPORTS HOOKED US UP!
WITH THE FISH ALL PICKED OUT, WE'RE ON OUR WAY
TO RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA, TO INSTALL THE COWFISH TANK.
Brett: YOU'RE GOOD. YOU GOT ROOM HERE.
MOVING THIS STAND IN IS VERY DIFFICULT
BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE WHAT I'M DOING.
SO I'M INCHING THIS THING IN CAREFULLY.
I'M GOING NICE AND SLOW.
I GOT TO MANEUVER BETWEEN THESE WALLS,
AND BRETT'S MY NAVIGATOR.
Wayde: HOW WE DOING, BRETT?
COME STRAIGHT FIRST, AND THEN TURN.
OKAY, AN INCH, 5 FEET, 10 FEET, A FOOT?
HE IS DOING A [BLEEP] JOB.
I CAN'T SEE YOU!
COME ON! COME ON!
A LITTLE TURN THIS WAY! KEEP GOING!
Brent: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
IS IT BAD?
LOOK, THE WHOLE WALL'S ON THE FLOOR.
DUDE, IT'S THE WATER. IT'S NOT THE TANK.
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH IRWIN,
AND THE TANK IS OVER 400 MILES AWAY.
NOT GOOD.
Wayde: WILL THAT GO IN NOW?
WE'RE IN RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA,
AT COWFISH RESTAURANT AND BAR,
AND THE INSTALL JUST HIT A WALL...
...LITERALLY.
Brent: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
FIX IT! [BLEEP]
NOT ONLY DID WE CRASH THROUGH THEIR WALL,
WE DID IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE HEAD DESIGNER, BRENT.
BACK OUT NOW. LET ME TAKE THIS WALL OUT.
YOU KNOW WHAT? HOW ABOUT YOU NOT EVEN TELL ME WHAT TO DO?
YOU'RE THE WORST CO-PILOT EVER, BRETT.
WE SHOULD REVOKE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.
WATCH BRETT GET A CUT. HE'LL CRY.
[ LAUGHING ]
NO, NOT YET.
WHAT? TELL ME WHAT?
OH, WE KNEW ABOUT THE WALL THE WHOLE TIME.
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. [ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
WAYDE'S ALWAYS GOT TO DRIVE THE FORKLIFT.
HE ALWAYS SAYS HE'S THE BEST FORKLIFT DRIVER IN THE WORLD.
SO I GOT TOGETHER WITH BRENT BEFOREHAND,
AND BRENT SAID THAT WALL DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING
AND THAT WE CAN TAKE IT OUT.
SO I FIGURED, WHY NOT HAVE A LITTLE FUN
WITH THE "WORLD'S GREATEST FORKLIFT DRIVER"?
I SEE BETTER DRIVERS IN A GOLF BAG.
THE LOOK ON WADE'S FACE -- PRICELESS.
OH, SO, YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY?
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
ALL RIGHT! LET'S GO! REST OF THE WALL! BACK TO WORK!
WE'RE GOOD. STAND'S IN PLACE.
ALL WE GOT TO DO IS GET THE TANK IN.
KYLE, GUIDE ME IN. BRETT'S FIRED FROM THAT.
IN!
Brett: IN!
WE'RE GOOD.
YEAH! WE'RE DOWN, GUYS! TUBE DOWN!
LET'S GET THE SAND IN NOW.
HERE WE GO, GUYS.
MAKE SURE YOU OPEN IT UNDERWATER
BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT THIS WHOLE THING CLOUDING UP.
THAT'S WHY WE ONLY HAVE LIKE A FOOT OF WATER IN IT.
WE HAD PICTURES SENT OF COWFISH'S ACTUAL FOOD,
AND WE HAD OUR MASTER FABRICATOR, DENNY,
REPLICATE IT TO A "T."
Brett: HURRY UP. I GOT A SUSHI ROLL FOR YOU NEXT.
OH, YEAH!
I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T LET A BIT OF FOOD SLIP OUT OF THOSE FINGERS.
Wayde: SPREAD THEM OUT, BOYS. MAKE IT LOOK GOOD.
Brett: NOW, YOU CAN'T EAT SUSHI UNLESS YOU HAVE CHOPSTICKS.
THE ONLY THING LEFT IS THE MARTINI GLASS.
Brett: IT'S LIKE YOUR CEREAL BOWL.
Brett: THAT'S PERFECT.
IT LOOKS AWESOME. THE GIRLS DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB.
LET'S GET THE REST OF THE WATER IN.
THIS THING IS REALLY COMING TOGETHER.
ALL THAT'S LEFT IS THE FISH.
Wayde: ALL RIGHT, B., LISTEN. THE COWFISH ARE ALL SET.
ALL THE PROTECTORS ARE OFF, SO THEY'RE READY TO GO IN THE TANK.
OKAY.
HE'S GOING OUT TO THE PASTURE.
THERE HE GOES, OUT TO GRAZE.
THERE GOES A RED BIG-EYE SQUIRREL.
THEY'RE ALSO KNOWN AS THE SOLDIER FISH, THESE GUYS.
HARLEQUIN TUSK -- AUSTRALIAN, ALL THE WAY FROM DOWN UNDER.
LOOKS LIKE A TIGER UNDERWATER, HUH?
GOT ONE MORE COWFISH FOR YOU.
LAST FISH.
HE'S ON THE BIG FARM NOW, HUH?
WHOA! OH-HO!
NICE!
WOW!
CHECK IT OUT!
WHOO-HOO!
I THINK I HEARD A LITTLE RIC FLAIR YELL THERE.
WOW!
IT'S AWESOME!
GUYS, THIS IS AMAZING!
Wayde: YOU GUYS CAME TO US AND WANTED A CENTERPIECE.
YOU GOT A CUSTOM, BEAUTIFUL CORAL INSERT.
AND, OF COURSE, WE HAVE THE MARTINI GLASS
THAT'S UP THERE WITH THE OLIVES IN IT.
AND THE DETAIL, EVEN DOWN TO THE KOI SAUCE.
THE CREATIVITY IS AMAZING.
PEOPLE ARE JUST GONNA FREAK OUT.
LOOK AT THE BURGER.
IT'S SO REAL-LOOKING, EVEN THE COWFISH ARE EATING IT!
Brett: ALL IN ALL, THERE'S 18 COWFISH IN THERE RIGHT NOW.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? COWFISH ARE ACTUALLY REALLY COOL ANIMALS.
THEY DON'T HAVE SKELETONS.
THEY ACTUALLY HAVE A HARD BODY ENCASEMENT.
IT'S FOR THEIR PROTECTION, ALONG WITH THE HORNS.
THEY ALSO HAVE EYES THAT MOVE INDEPENDENTLY
SO THAT ONE CAN LOOK THIS WAY AND ONE CAN LOOK THIS WAY.
SO THEY'LL ALWAYS HAVE THEIR EYE ON YOUR CUSTOMERS.
THE OTHER FISH THAT ARE IN HERE --
WE HAVE SCHOOLS OF FOXFACE RIGHT HERE.
MAGNIFICENT FOXFACE.
Marcus: AWESOME.
WE HAVE BLUE HIPPO TANGS,
AND WE HAVE A BUNCH OF SAILFIN TANGS.
THE COWFISH ARE GONNA BE THE MAIN STARS OF THIS SHOW.
YOU GUYS NAILED IT!
THANKS A LOT.
[ Chanting ] ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM!
[ GONG CRASHES ]
WHOO!
THERE'S NO REST FOR THE WEARY IN THE FISH-TANK BUSINESS.
WE HAVE TO JUMP ON A PLANE TO HOUSTON
AND INSTALL A TANK FOR D. WADE'S SNEAKER-RELEASE PARTY.
TANK'S HERE.
DUDE, YOU JUST GOT HERE IN THE NICK OF TIME.
DUDE, IT'S THE WATER. IT'S NOT THE TANK.
THIS IS ALL YOU GOT HERE?
OOH. MUST BE ON ANOTHER TRUCK.
TWO TRUCKS? I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL TOGETHER.
I DON'T KNOW.
BETTER CALL UP MY DAD AND FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON, BROTHER.
THIS THING SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE ALREADY.
IF THIS DOESN'T GET HERE SOON, THERE IS NO PLAN "B."
A DELAY IN ALBUQUERQUE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
IRWIN, EVERYTHING HAS TO BE SET UP TONIGHT.
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH IRWIN,
AND THE TANK IS OVER 400 MILES AWAY.
THIS IS GONNA THROW EVERYTHING OFF.
Brett: HOW LONG DID THEY SAY BEFORE HE'S GONNA BE HERE?
Wayde: HOURS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "HOURS?
IT GOT STUCK OVER IN MEXICO, DUDE.
IN NEW MEXICO?
SAME THING -- MEXICO, NEW MEXICO.
SAME PLACE. DON'T MATTER.
OF ALL TIMES THAT THIS HAS TO HAPPEN,
IT HAS TO HAPPEN WHEN WE HAVE THE SHORTEST INSTALL.
THIS IS THE MAIN FOCUS OF THE PARTY!
I MEAN, WE'RE GONNA LET DOWN DWYANE WADE, LI-NING.
I MEAN, WE'RE GONNA LET ALL THESE PEOPLE DOWN.
DUDE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME.
I KNOW WHAT TYPE OF CLIENTS ARE GONNA BE HERE AND EVERYBODY.
WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?
OH, MY GOD.
THIS PLACE IS MAYHEM.
PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
WE STILL HAVE SO MUCH TO DO.
A DELAY IN ALBUQUERQUE?
EVERYTHING HAS TO BE SET UP TONIGHT.
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH IRWIN,
AND THE TANK IS OVER 400 MILES AWAY.
THIS IS GONNA THROW EVERYTHING OFF.
THIS IS THE MAIN FOCUS OF THE PARTY!
I MEAN, WE'RE GONNA LET DOWN DWYANE WADE, LI-NING.
I MEAN, WE'RE GONNA LET ALL THESE PEOPLE DOWN.
THIS ISN'T GOOD.
IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED AT A WORSE TIME.
THESE ARE THE CARDS WE WERE DEALT.
LET'S JUST DEAL WITH IT RIGHT NOW. TRUCK GETS HERE, WE'LL PUT IT IN.
WE'RE GONNA DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO GET THIS THING SET UP,
SO WHILE WE'RE WAITING, WE'RE GONNA GET THE WATER READY,
WE'RE GONNA GET THE GRAVEL READY.
HOW WE DOING, BRETT?
FILLING EVERYTHING UP WITH THE Nutri-SeaWater.
NOW WE GOT EVERYTHING READY TO GET THE TANK IN,
AND WE'RE GONNA SIT AROUND AND WASTE TIME.
THIS IS THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING, KNOWING THAT WE HAVE
SO MUCH WORK TO DO AND WE CAN'T DO A THING.
IT'S GETTING CLOSE.
SUN'S GOING DOWN. IT'S GETTING LATE.
THE PARTY'S IN LESS THAN FOUR HOURS.
Wayde: I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT.
WHAT?
OH, YES!
GET THE FORKLIFT. LET'S GO. LET'S HURRY THIS UP.
WE ONLY GOT THREE HOURS TO PUT THIS TANK IN.
Brett: THIS IS PROBABLY THE CLOSEST WE'VE EVER CUT IT
FOR AN INSTALL.
I WANT THE STRAP REMOVED, AND I NEED A SCREW GUN NOW.
IT'S ROUGH.
FRA-JEEL-EE.
DOES THAT OPEN MORE?
LET'S GET MEASUREMENTS.
I CAN GET THAT FORKLIFT IN IF YOU WATCH BOTH SIDES.
I'LL GET IT ALL THE WAY UP TO HERE.
NO, I'M SAYING, WE CAN DROP THE TANK RIGHT HERE,
AND THEN WE CAN ROLL IT INTO PLACE.
MY ONLY CONCERN IS THIS.
72 AND 1/4".
THE TANK'S 72".
IF WORST COMES TO WORST,
WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT APART AND ROLL IT.
RIGHT. THAT'S WORST-CASE SCENARIO.
YEAH, MAN. WE WON'T MAKE THAT TIME.
YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD.
NOW COME DOWN.
Brett: YEAH, WE'RE GOOD.
[ REVERSE SIGNAL BEEPING ]
Man: HEY, YOU GOT ABOUT HALF AN INCH OVER HERE.
STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP!
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
Brett: HOLD ON. LET'S BACK IT UP.
THE BUBBLE WRAP MIGHT MAKE THE DIFFERENCE
OF GETTING IT IN OR NOT.
LET'S STRIP IT DOWN ALL THE WAY.
LET'S GO.
DON'T SCRATCH THE WALLS.
Man: BRETT, YOU'RE GOOD.
YOU'RE GOOD OVER HERE.
[ Laughing ] OH, MY.
WOW, GUYS!
WOW!
Man: THAT'S AWESOME.
Brett: HOUR AND A HALF TILL SHOWTIME, BOYS.
BRING IN THE PURE WATER PEBBLES.
COME ON, B.! LET 'ER RIP!
Brett: HERE IT COMES.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WELL, IT'S CLOSE.
WHILE IT'S FILLING, WE CAN PUT THE FACADE
ON THAT STAGE HOUSE MADE.
DON'T HIT IT. DON'T SCRATCH IT.
Brett: ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET THE OTHER HALF.
Wayde: NO.
Brett: LOOKS GOOD.
WHAT'S THE TEMPERATURE OF THE WATER IN THE BOXES RIGHT NOW?
72.
72, AND WHAT DO WE HAVE IN THE TANK?
WE GOT TO WAIT.
WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO WAIT.
WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. ANIMALS FIRST, DUDE.
LET'S GET SOME AIRLINE DRIPS INTO EACH BOX.
WE'LL MAKE IT NICE AND EASY.
TO GET THE WATER TO COMPATIBLE TEMPERATURES,
WE'RE GONNA RUN DRIP LINES FROM THE TANK TO THE BOXES.
THIS WILL COOL THE WATER SLOW ENOUGH
SO WE DON'T HARM THE RAYS.
GOT THE SHOES.
NICE.
Brett: WE TREATED THE SNEAKERS SO THEY WOULDN'T LEAK TOXINS.
THE STINGRAYS ARE ONLY GONNA BE IN THE TANK WITH THE SHOES
FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS, BUT WE WANTED TO MAKE SURE THEY WERE TOTALLY SAFE.
Man: FITS LIKE A GLOVE?
FITS LIKE A FOOT.
SO, LET'S SEE. WHERE'S IT GONNA HANG?
PERFECT RIGHT THERE. DANGLING. LOOKS LIKE IT'S FREE FLOATING.
NEXT ONE.
YEAH.
IS THAT WHERE YOU WANT IT?
YEAH, IT LOOKS PERFECT.
WE JUST INSTALLED THE LAST SNEAKER,
AND THE WATER TEMPERATURE FOR THE RAYS IS PERFECT.
AND NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON.
THERE GOES THE DIAMOND RAY.
[ LAUGHS ] HE'S LOVING THE BOWL, HUH?
BROWN CALIFORNIA RAY.
I LIKE THIS ONE.
YEAH, HE LIKES THE BLUE PAIR.
YEAH, THAT'S A NICE BLUE DOT. BE CAREFUL.
THAT BLUE'S THE EXACT COLOR AS THE GRAVEL.
I KNOW, AND AS THE SNEAKER.
STINGRAYS TO THE BIG HOUSE.
THE SETUP FOR THE PARTY IS IN FULL SWING RIGHT NOW.
THERE'S CATERERS HERE, THERE'S DESIGNERS HERE.
THERE'S SOUND GUYS HERE.
THERE'S ALL PEOPLE FROM THE SNEAKER COMPANY.
THIS PARTY'S GETTING READY TO HAPPEN. IT'S EXCITING.
Wayde: WOW! LOOK AT THAT!
I NEED TO ENJOY THIS FOR ONE SECOND.
WE HAVE NO TIME TO ENJOY THIS. WE HAVE TO GO.
BRIAN LEFT US SOME FREE GEAR WITH D. WADE'S PROMO TEAM
SO WE CAN WEAR IT TO PARTY.
YES! SOME FREE LI-NING GEAR!
WE'RE GONNA LOOK FLY, LIKE D. WADE!
YEAH!
YOU GUYS DON'T MIND IF WE CHANGE IN HERE REAL QUICK, RIGHT?
I APPRECIATE THE CLOTHES, BUT I WISH HE HOOKED US UP WITH A DRESSING ROOM.
MEH.
♪ BRING YOUR ***, YEAH, BRING IT ON ♪
♪ BRING YOUR ***, BRING IT RIGHT NOW ♪
♪ BRING YOUR ***, YEAH, BRING IT ON ♪
WHOO!
LOOKS LIKE ALL THE GYM TIME PAID OFF, HUH?
LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SARCASM IS, HUH?
DON'T BE JEALOUS. [ SMOOCHES ]
KNOW WHAT I LIKE, THOUGH?
YOU'RE WEARING "WADE" ON ALL YOUR CLOTHES THERE.
YEAH, EXCEPT THEY SPELLED IT WRONG.
HEY, BUT IT DON'T MATTER. IT STILL SAYS WADE.
AFTER BUSTING OUR BUTTS TO GET THE TANK DONE,
IT WAS FINALLY TIME TO MEET THE MAN OF THE HOUR.
DWYANE WADE.
THERE'S A TON OF PEOPLE HERE. I HOPE HE LIKES THE TANK.
YOU CAN SEE THE INSPIRATION BETWEEN THE SHOES RIGHT HERE.
THIS IS PERFECT. I LOVE IT, MAN. THIS IS AWESOME.
OH, MAN. YOU GUYS KILLED IT.
IT'S CRAZY TO SEE IT TOGETHER.
HEY, BOB, YOU NEED TO GET THIS PICTURE
OVER HERE WITH ALL THE STINGRAYS.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
Brett: YEAH, WE GOT THREE DIFFERENT KINDS OF RAYS.
WE GOT THE BLUE DOT STINGRAY, WE HAVE THE DIAMOND RAY,
AND THEN WE HAVE THE CALIFORNIA BROWN RAY.
GOT A BLUE DOT RIGHT HERE. LOOK AT THIS THING.
OH, THIS IS SWEET RIGHT HERE.
SEEING MY SHOES FLOATING IN THERE, IT'S AMAZING.
HOW IS THAT UP THERE LIKE THAT?
WE'VE GOT AN ACRYLIC ROD THAT'S ACTUALLY HOLDING THE SNEAKER.
THEY'RE HOLDING IT IN THERE?
SO THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE FLOATING.
THAT'S CRAZY.
I KNOW IT WAS HARD WORK IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.
APPRECIATE IT, MAN.
THIS IS BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE.
WE HOPE THIS IS GONNA BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR EVENT TONIGHT,
AND WE'RE REALLY EXCITED TO BE HERE.
Brett: DESIGNER CLOTHES, PAPARAZZI, RED CARPETS.
DUDE, I COULD GET USED TO THIS KIND OF STUFF.
OKAY, CINDERELLA. I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE.
WHEN THAT CLOCK HITS 2:00 A.M., IT'S TIME TO WORK.
DON'T FORGET -- YOU GOT TO BE OUT OF HERE
YOU GOT IT, BROTHER.
Brett: IT WAS AN AWESOME LAUNCH PARTY.
BUT BEFORE I KNEW IT, IT WAS BACK TO WORK.
Brett: SO, WE GOT A LOCAL COMPANY, THE FISH GALLERY,
COMING TO PICK UP THE STINGRAYS.
NOW WE GOT TO GET THE TANK OUT OF HERE.
MAN, I'M SO EXHAUSTED.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M EVEN AWAKE RIGHT NOW.
IT'S GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT.
[ FORKLIFT BEEPING ]
Wayde: I'M GONNA LEVEL IT OUT, SO BE MY EYES.
I SHOULD BE SLEEPING.
YOU KNOW WHAT? IT WAS DEFINITELY 100% WORTH IT TO SEE D. WADE.
WE WALKED OUT ON THE RED CARPET TONIGHT.
YOU'RE GOOD. DOWN.
AND IT WAS JUST OVERALL AMAZING.
All: 1, 2, 3, ATM!
ACTUALLY FELT KIND OF FAMOUS TONIGHT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
IN THE LAST WEEK, WE DELIVERED TWO INCREDIBLE TANKS.
THE COWFISH RESTAURANT TANK MADE A HUGE IMPACT.
STANDING AT 11 FEET TALL, MEASURING 8 FEET ACROSS,
IT HOLDS 9 TONS OF SEAWATER,
150 FISH,
AND 3 DOZEN HAND-CRAFTED FISH-SAFE PROPS.
AND EXHAUSTING AS THAT WAS,
OUR WORK WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO BEING DONE.
NOPE.
THE 5,000-POUND LI-NING SNEAKER TANK FOR DWYANE WADE
WAS THE LIFE OF HIS ALL-STAR WEEKEND PARTY.
IT FEATURED THREE SPECIES OF STINGRAYS
SWIMMING WITH LIMITED-EDITION STING-WADE SNEAKERS...
IN 600 GALLONS OF SEAWATER.
AND THE WHOLE THING WAS UP AND RUNNING
FOR LESS THAN 24 HOURS.
THAT WAS DEFINITELY A FIRST-TIME EXPERIENCE FOR ATM.
I KNOW! LOOK AT THE BAGS UNDER MY EYES!
I HAVEN'T EVEN CAUGHT UP ON MY BEAUTY SLEEP!
[ CHUCKLES ]
Brett: THIS IS A HECTIC WEEK.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE PULLED THAT DWYANE WADE TANK OFF.
Wayde: AND THE COWFISH TANK. TWO IN ONE WEEK.
Heather: WHAT IS THAT?
IT'S SOME REDNECK SUSHI.
Agnes: OH, IT STINKS.
General: I'M NOT EATING THAT.
THAT'S BEAVER BAIT.
IS IT CAT FOOD?
Redneck: YEAH, I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT'S IN IT.
BUT I TRIED YOURS. YOU GOT TO TRY MINE.
Agnes: WAYDE'S EATING IT.
General: WAYDE WILL EAT ANYTHING! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
OH!
OHH!
I THINK THEY'RE GONNA ACTUALLY THROW SOME CHUNKS.
I'M ILL.
[ CHUCKLES ]
Agnes: OH, MY GOD!
GET EVERYONE OUT OF MY OFFICE.
LET ME SEE YOU EAT A PIECE OF THAT!
Redneck: YOU WANT ME TO EAT CANNED HAM, RICE,
WRAPPED IN FRUIT LEATHER?
I'D NEVER EAT THAT.
ROBERT, GET OUT.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
[ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD.
HE WAS SERVING THIS?!
[ GAGS ] OH [BLEEP]
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