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Italy: Go anyway... There it goes!
Germany: I'm drinking my tea. Tea "is very boring. I'd rather have beer."
Italy: I hope we don't get sued for copyright!
Italy: We just made bloopers.
Germany: That's all we're doing, anyways. Here, Italy, do you want any chips? Italy: Si!
Germany: What do you want...do you want some barbeque chips? Italy: I want green!
Germany: You want the green ones? Of course, you're just about the only country with the flag that has green in it, so...
Italy: How do you open this? Oh, there it is!
Italy: I thought it was like the other one, and America showed me how to do that. What the...?
Germany: I just sit here...drinking my tea... Italy: I just hit myself in the nose. You don't care, you're videotaping!
Germany: Oh, not that again, not that again...
Italy: It opened. Yay! Germany: Oh look! Our buddy Russia!
Italy: Russia's been good. And America's annoying.
Germany: ...You scare even me.
Germany: Okay, this is way too dark, I'm gonna... Italy: There you go.
Germany: Now what?
Japan: How did it feel...to train with other men...naked?
Germany: ...Don't ask me that question, ask Greece!
Germany: I am not... Italy: Are you recording?
Germany: Yes... Italy: I hate you.
Japan: But I am Greece.
Italy: I thought you were Japan. Germany: I thought you were- Japan: I am Japan.
Germany: Are you talking to yourself, then? Japan: Yes.
Italy: Japan's having...ah...what's it called...
Germany: Multiple personality disorder?
Italy: No...he's having...an identity crisis. Germany: Say hello, Italy! Say hello to people, Italy! Say hello to YouTube, Italy.
Italy: Really? Oh, hey, YouTube. Japan: Italy! Italy!
Germany: Russia!
Italy: I said almost. He didn't do it quite yet. Japan: Yeah, I've been wondering.
Italy: I said almost, though. I still have my eye! I still have my eye.
Japan: You did not start the timer. Italy: Si.
Japan: I am waiting for a thank you, Italy. Italy: Grazie!
Japan: You are welcome.
Russia: No. Germany: ...Evil Russia... Russia: Read between the lines.
Italy: Russia scares me... Japan: Me too. Russia: Read between one line.
Germany: He scares me, too.
Italy: Almost as bad as that pigeon.
Germany: Here, hold this, hold this.
Italy: Ah...bad memories... Japan: I had to beat them with a toilet rod...
Italy: Toilet rod? Japan: Toilet rod. Germany: What are you videotaping?
Japan: A...
...plunger? Plunger. A plunger.
Italy: Oh, the thing that America uses?
Japan: Hai. Italy: He uses that for his toilet. Ewww, that's nasty! Do you know how many germs are on that?
Japan: I touched the stick end...
Italy: Still! You know all the water that splashes on that?
Italy: Very nasty...
Japan: ...I need to wash my hands now...
Italy: Time's out!
Russia: How do I stop it?
Italy: Uh... Russia: The "OK" button? Italy: Yeah.
Italy: A belly dancer? Germany: Yes! A belly dancer!
Italy: C'mon, Germany, do the belly dance!
Germany: I don't even know how, okay? Russia: You gotta roll your stomach muscle.
Japan: I am hot.
Italy: Japan is hot.
Germany: I'm wearing a tank top, that's just... Italy: Ohmygosh!
Russia: Here, I'll help you with it.
Russia: No, I'm just not even going to try with it...no!
Russia: Go like... This is what belly dancers do.
Japan: You are not moving, you are jerking.
Germany: I'm not a dancer! Japan: You gotta move like-
Russia: Yeah, you gotta get your butt action in there.
Italy: I'm the only one that's not... You are awkward. Japan: Do the cowgirl! Do the cowgirl!
Russia: Don't they do something like...no, I don't know. Italy: No, they do the hand thing!
Germany: What hand- oh, that hand thing?
Italy: No!
Italy: I think I've seen it before... I don't know if I can do it. It's like...like they kinda do it like this, I guess.
Japan: You have no rhythm. Germany: I know.
Italy: I don't know...
Russia: We're all enjoying this. Germany: ...No more. No more. No more!
Germany: Go, Russia!
Italy & Japan: "We all live in a yellow submarine...yellow submarine..."
Russia: I don't...I don't know how!
Germany: Go.
Germany: Alright, run ten laps, Italy. Go, go!
Russia/U.S.: Move your bahookas, dude! Germany: No pasta for you if you don't run!
Germany: Works every time.
Italy: Look! I found a bunny! Germany: You found a bunny?
Germany: Can I see the camera?
Russia/U.S.: Nein. Germany: Quit stealing people's- Japan: Ally.
Germany: What? Japan: Would Japan be upset about getting his pants dirty like this?
Germany: Again. Italy!
Japan & Germany: Italy!
Germany: Italy, get back here! Japan: My pants are dirty!
Germany: Get your butt back here! You're not done with training yet!
Germany: What are you looking at?
Italy: I shut my finger in the door!
Germany: Oh, goodness.
Russia/U.S.: Our fail at cosplaying. Yes. Germany: Where'd my phone go?
Germany: Oh crap... Russia/U.S.: It sounds like you're saying ***-playing.
Germany: I lost my phone... Russia/U.S.: Cockfight! Japan: No, we're all girls.
Russia/U.S.: Says who? Germany: Oh, gosh.
Italy: It's hot out here, Germany! Germany: Suck it up, be quiet. Japan: Because...everyone here has ***.
Russia/U.S.: Well, some guys have ***. They're really fat.
Germany: I could pull off Ukraine, unfortunately. Where's my phone? Help me find my phone. Russia/U.S.: Your phone is dead.
Japan: Italy! Germany: My phone must have fallen out of my pocket when I was chasing..."that one."
Russia/U.S.: The ground is hot... Italy: Oh, look, it's a kitty!
Italy: Look, I found Roma!
Germany: Where? Oh, the kitten?
Russia/U.S.: Where are the babies? Germany: "Take them back to the lab."
Japan: "I just came to see the kittens."
Russia/U.S.: Did you see them? Italy: Roma went this way!
Italy: Where'd Roma go?
Germany: I'm going back to look for my phone real quick. Italy: Roma went this way! I don't know where...
Italy: Is it still going? Russia/U.S.: Yep...
Italy: There's Germany! Hey, hey Germany! Japan: Germany lost her phone.
Italy: Did you find your phone? Germany: Yes, I found my phone.
Italy: Good for you! Germany: Thanks. Russia/U.S.: Was it in the dirt?
Germany: No, it was in the grass. What is with the close-up?
Germany: Give me that... Italy: No! Germany: Here, let me take it-
Russia/U.S.: Attack!
Germany: Russia has attacked Germany...
Germany: Hello. Hello, Japan. Italy: Your scream was very "manry."
Germany: Oh, shut up.
Italy: Right, Japan? Very "manry." Russia/U.S.: I think you need more training.
Germany: I know. You need more training. Russia/U.S.: Totally...no.
Italy: Whee...
Russia/U.S.: Kung-fu-y! Germany: No...
Russia/U.S.: Exactly. You shrink back in fear. Italy: The tree attacked me, Germany!
Germany: Well, wave your little white flag, maybe that will help.
Italy: Look, look!
Germany: It's a flower... Italy: Look...
Germany: Someone is texting me. Here, take this...