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- YOU'VE BEEN DANCING LIKE CRAZY FOOLS.
SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH ANY SECOND, AND I'M LIKE--
[laughter]
I WAS LIKE, IS SHE TRYING TO HAVE THE BABY RIGHT NOW?
OH, MAN.
YOU MAY WONDER WHY I THROW THE MINT
IN THE AIR EVERY DAY AND DO THAT.
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO IT.
IT JUST--IT STARTED, AND IT'S FUN,
AND SO I DO IT, AND I TRY TO MAKE IT AS HIGH AS POSSIBLE,
AND THAT'S THE ANSWER TO THAT.
HEY, SUMMER IS HERE. CAN YOU--OH, IT'S HOT OUTSIDE.
IT'S REALLY HOT. THE SUN IS OUT.
THERE'S A TINY BIT OF SNOW LEFT ON THE TOP OF PHARRELL'S HAT.
IT'S ALMOST GONE.
THIS IS WHEN ALL THE BIG SUMMER MOVIES ARE COMING OUT,
AND I'LL TELL YOU, I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF THEM YET,
BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA STOP ME FROM TELLING YOU ALL ABOUT THEM.
THIS IS A MOVIE THAT'S COMING OUT TODAY.
IT IS "GODZILLA."
[cheers and applause]
YEAH.
IT, OF COURSE, STARS BRYAN CRANSTON FROM "BREAKING BAD."
IT'S A NEW UPDATED "GODZILLA."
THIS TIME BRYAN CRANSTON DEFEATS GODZILLA
BY FEEDING HIM *** UNTIL HIS TEETH FALL OUT.
VERY CLEVER.
"GODZILLA" IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOVIES OF THE YEAR.
AND THAT YEAR IS 1953.
YOU KNOW, BUT PEOPLE CRITICIZE HOLLYWOOD
BECAUSE WE'RE MAKING THE SAME MOVIES
OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN,
AND I THINK THERE'S A LOT OF FRESH IDEAS OUT THERE.
LET'S SEE THE NEXT ONE.
"HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2."
AND THEN THERE'S "TRANSFORMERS 4."
AND THEN THERE'S "X-MEN 7."
[cheers and applause]
SEE? THEY ALL HAVE DIFFERENT NUMBERS.
THEY'RE ALL FRESH, NEW.
HERE'S ANOTHER REMAKE THAT'S COMING OUT THIS SUMMER.
IT IS "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES."
AND--YEP.
[cheers and applause]
THAT, I BELIEVE, IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY.
[laughter]
IT'S RATED PG. ORIGINALLY IT WAS RATED PG-13.
THEY HAD TO EDIT SOME THINGS OUT.
I GOT THE EXCLUSIVE CLIP OF WHAT HAD TO--
ONE OF THE DELETED SCENES.
[funky soul music]
[laughter]
YEAH.
[cheers and applause]
IT'S A TURTLE, SO THAT GOES ON FOR, LIKE, THREE HOURS.
LADIES...
[laughter]
OUR NEIGHBOR CLINT EASTWOOD HAS A MOVIE COMING OUT THIS SUMMER.
IT'S CALLED "JERSEY BOYS."
IT'S BASED ON A BROADWAY MUSICAL.
BECAUSE WHEN YOU THINK CLINT EASTWOOD,
YOU THINK BROADWAY MUSICAL.
"WHERE'S MY TAP SHOES?"
[laughter]
THAT'S MY IMPRESSION.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING ALL THOSE MOVIES.
I'M GONNA LOVE THE MOVIE THEATER BECAUSE IT'S THE ONE PLACE
THAT I CAN ACTUALLY WALK DOWN THE AISLES AND I DON'T DANCE.