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Harry Potter - true story
Hi! I'm Harry Potter - The Boy Who Lived. I'm going to tell you my story.
Once upon a time I was sunbathing and listening to the radio in my garden while my mum was swimming in our swimming pool.
Suddenly I heard her scream and rushed to help her.
I slipped and ran into the radio. (That's why I've got a scarf)
When I stood up I saw our neighbour Voldy jumping into the swimming pool.
He saved my mum!
I live with my family on Privet Drive 4.
One day I fell out with my cousin Dudley and we started to poke at each other.
I took out my wand and... LAPIFORS!!! Ha ha! I'm the top dog!
My uncle and aunt were furious but my dad said that maybe Dudley will start eating carrots instead of crisps.
When I was 11 I went to Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
The headmaster - Dumbledore - is the one who invented the Ambiwalent Theory of Retrospecting Kettles.
He is also the entusiast of Butter Bear.
Snape is one of the teachers - dark expert in Potions and fan of The Hippogriffs from Poland.
The captain of this team is Syrius Stek, known also as The Oaf.
Me and my friends were rehearsing our new musical setting when Syrius rushed into the room.
He asked us to stand for the cheerleaders during his match.
It was a real defeat.
We mixed up the steps and The Hippogriffs where loosing.
All of a sudden Voldy appeared!
He snached a broom from a charwoman and caughed the Snitch.
Not till then did he realise that the broom was a muggle one...
The End
Funny HP
Help!
That's magic!
Magic fridge
Harry on his private toilet seat near the swimming pool.
The End