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Welcome to the adventures of Bob. Starring Bob.
One day, Bob was searching high and low for a piece of paper.
See, as luck would have it, Bob had had an idea. One that may have
solved the age-old problem of world hunger, so he needed a piece of paper to write it
down on, lest he forgot it. However, to his dismay, Bob discovered that his last piece
of paper had been used by his sister Matilda to leave him a message. Now as well intended
as this was, it however left him with an idea, and no piece of paper to write it down on.
This was a problem. Time was running out and Bob's memory was fading. Thus he saw no alternative,
but to summon... the Paperboy. He quickly gathered a few items and performed the ritual.
It was nothing complicated really, just a bit of spit here, an incantation and maybe
a fart or two. The latter being completely optional of course. And before he knew it
*Poof* there stood the Paperboy. "What is your request?" the Paperboy thundered.
Bob opened his mouth to reply, when something suddenly downed on him: Unfortunately, in
all the fuss, it turns out Bob had completely forgotten his idea. This would not do, and
the Paperboy was not amused.
Oh thank goodness, just a paper cut.
The End.