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The Uninvited Guest
Did you do this?
Wha?
It was probably Casper, as usual.
Oh well. What's on the agenda today then?
Same as yesterday. And every other day...
Exactly, and Elias, we're already behind schedule compared to yesterday.
Casper! Wake up, dammit!
I'm so tired of this.
I want change! We can't just sit here doing nothing all day!
Sounds good to me...
I feel like I haven't started living yet. We're wasting our lives.
No, you're living, but looks like Casper's completely DEAD. How much did he drink?
Elias here.
It's Casper.
Casper?
Why are you calling from the couch? Do you need help to get up?
What? No, I'm...
Forget it, it's all a bit fuzzy right now, do you know what happened last night?
Are you SURE you're not on the couch?
Yeah. What are you talking about?
I'll call you back. We got a problem.
Who was it?
Casper.
Who are you? What do you want?
Careful, Liam.
He's dead.
What? Wh- What the - ?
Are you SURE?
WHY IS THERE A DEAD GUY ON OUR COUCH?
I don't know.
Did WE kill him? Maybe we killed him and forgot?
Do these look like the hands of a murderer?
Not if you drop the knife.
I don't remember what happened last night. Do you?
I don't remember MURDERING someone...
What are you doing?
Checking for a wallet.
Seriously? You're LOOTING?
I was looking for an ID, but whatever.
God, you don't think Casper killed him?
Call and ask him. Or wait - I have a better idea!
U no who dis is?
What are you doing?
"Sensory Memory Perception"
I saw something on Discovery about it, it helps you remember.
No way that works.
Hey! I just remembered something. He was with a chick who stood on her head!
What did she look like?
I don't know.
You "don't know"?!
She was UPSIDE DOWN!
But I think she was really hot. Dance!
How d'you open that?
You've probably had enough.
Why?
You could get alcohol poisoning.
It's more common than you'd think.
Okay...
This is all you care about, isn't it? Drinking it all away...
Hey! It's totally not. I'm moving to Russia, so there!
Or the pacific ocean...
We'll see what you pick: Another beer or Russia.
There was a girl in the kitchen.
Was she standin' on her head?
No, she wasn't.
So why are you remembering that? Remember something useful!
She said something about alcohol poisoning... Maybe he's alcohol poisoned!
Alcohol poisoning is the world's biggest fattest myth!
And WHY are you doing this?
It protects him from demons and hangovers.
I could use one of those.
Could you help me? My boyfriend's crashed.
Oh. Boyfriend.
Sure, why not...
Hello sexy!
Um... Shouldn't I get going? In case your boyfriend comes over.
Don't worry! I just called him and broke up.
Isn't that your phone?
It's my work-phone!
Casper, it's me. Do you know who the guy in the couch is?
Yeah, he's the boyfriend of this girl from the party, Cornelia. Why, is he awake?
No, I can safely say that he is NOT.
You're not gonna believe this, but when we woke up he was lying there DEAD, and I mean, like, stone-dead, REALLY DEAD.
DAMN! It's all gone! We drank everything!
Where are you?
I went home with Cornelia, after helping her carry her guy to our couch. I just thought he'd passed out!
Wait... You mean you've had sex with a murderess?
Shhh! Shut up!
Wait, it might not count as infidelity if he's dead...
Hang on, there's no reason to think that SHE -
Wanna play Singstar?
Think he's okay?
Oh yeah, he does this all the time.
Guitar hero?
My boyfriend never wanted to play with me cause I'm so good.
What do you mean "wanted"?
Okay. Hurry over here, and call the cops, I'm in the building next to ours, third floor, hurry!
Yes!
I found an almost completely untouched beer in the bedroom!
How can you want to get drunk when there's a damn corpse here?
How can you want to get SOBER when there's a damn corpse here?
This is serious! We have to deal with this situa-
No. You're so high strung!
Take a sip!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Liam, if you wanna waste your life you're gonna have to do it alone. I'M going to save Casper -
- cause he's, like, getting stabbed or something.
Did you kill him?
Why?
Let's play Guitar Hero.
No.
Come on, it's fun.
But I don't want to.
What are you doing?
What does it look like, stupid?
I want to break up.
What? Why?
Cause you always gotta WIN everything!
People like you more than me, so I have to be the boring one. The loser.
I don't want that. I don't want to lose all the time.
I could let you win sometimes.
It's not the same!
If I break up with you, then at least I'll win at that.
He tried to break up with me. So that I would lose.
ME! Lose!
I couldn't allow that.
***, I should have recorded that!
So I poisoned his beer.
"Tools" or "Apps", what's the difference - ?
Still looking for a bottle opener? Or did you think this was the way to Russia?
Yo.
Looks like I'm very popular with the boys today!
Cornelia, you might as well give up - the cops are on their way, and everything...
[ice cream truck]
Yeah. And they'll find two intruders who decided to rob me, after "accidentally" alcohol poisoning my dear little Teddy Bear!
"Teddy Bear"?
Yes.
His NAME was TED.
Ooooh! I didn't know that.
Me neither.
No! Please! I just wanna go home and play Little Big Planet 2!
Life must be simple for you slackers!
You have nothing to prove to yourselves! You don't always have to be the best!
Like you, Casper.
[standing on her head - diploma]
Other guys would have been embarrassed over our mediocre copulation.
But you're just glad to get any.
Is it true that you can stand on your head?
Yes.
You don't believe it?
Yeah, I'm SURE you can...
There! Happy?
You know, I was sick of doing nothing all day...
But now I'd rather not do anything at all.
I wasn't THAT bad.
Now what?
Little Big Planet 2?
Maybe it protects us, after all?
What?
That smiley I always draw on you when you've passed out.
I mean it's pretty amazing that none of us got hurt!