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Bath First Spiritualist Church.
This must be the cleanest church in the world.
I agree, Sam.
First they bathe, then they pray.
Welcome to Rennie.
Home of something or somebody famous... someday... maybe...
...or maybe not. You be the judge.
A town full of nobodies.
Hahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
[BONK!]
Ouch!
Skool Daze Teachers Supply. Firearms.
Jeez Louise!
Don't tell me they've merged!
The New Golden Rule: Do unto others, then split!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Runtime Error.
So that's why I've gotten all those glitches in my system.
I guess I need a new hamster.
Love me, don't bother me.
Well, duh! Poor girl can't make up her mind.
Reminds me of Microsoft Mary every time I want to have fun with her.
That proves she's a total ***.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Stay calm, Mary.
He's only teasing you.
Keep
your
cool.
Uh-oh!
Tantrum
coming
on.
Eeeeeeee-yowowowowowowowowowowowowow!
Microsoft Sam, when will you ever change your attitude toward me?
You *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***!
[BOOM!!]
Level 2B.
The tying run is on second base and we have a chance to win.
2B or not 2B, that is the question.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
Banyule City Council. Digging of worms prohibited by order.
Gadzooks! How can I tell the birds?
They're used to digging the worms up for food.
Digging worms for food? Sickening! Gross!
Eeeeewwwwwww! Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!
[Mary barfing]
No planking any time.
That goes for you too, Sam.
Sheesh!
Shush the sheesh, Sam!
Eat a friend. Heck, eat them all.
What a low-down dirty shame.
Billboards preaching cannibalism.
If you had to eat a friend, who would you like to eat?
I'd like to eat Microsoft Sam.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That's not funny.
Private. Customer parking only. All others will be toad.
Oh yeah? What about frog?
The Wicked Witch of the West must have her offices here.
Turning non-customers into toads.
Who'd be daft enough to do that?
Of course --- Microsoft Sam!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That's not funny, you ***!
I am not an ***, you sonofabitch!
He who litters opens evil's door.
Of course it's true. We all know the Devil is a trashmonger.
Litter is Microsoft Sam's breakfast.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Shut up, all of you! Shut the hell up!
AA Liquor.
AA Liquor? That's silly!
I'm hip to you. This is the worst place for Alcoholics Anonymous to have meetings.
Oh, I dunno. Microsoft Sam holds AA meetings here all the time.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Take it easy, Sam.
Don't let it bother you.
Remain
calm.
Uh-oh!
Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
No no no no no no no no damn damn damn damn crap crap crap crap!
I can't stand any more of this *** from any of you!
No more of this *** at all! That goes for you too, Microsoft Mary
you *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***!
[BOOM!!]
Oh crotch! I'm stuck in the ground again!
Help me! Somebody help me!
Never fear, Mary, help is here.
Kangaroos crossing, cows crossing, bobtails crossing, snakes protected.
Someone left the gate open at the zoo.
I'd have said it was Microsoft Sam, but he's recovering from his tantrum.
I'd have said he's a snake if it weren't for that tantrum.
Oh look, there's a peacock in the background.
Maybe he's running away from NBC.
Fugitive Peacock in Living Color.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
This item is reduced due to misspelling of the word "bird." Thank you.
What kind of *** puts a sign like that up?
I own a brid feeder.
It wasn't me, Sam.
It's not a brid feeder, it's a bird feeder
and
I
am
not
an
***!
L-I-A-R. Put them all together and they spell "Liar."
Soup of the day: whiskey.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Who ever heard of whiskey soup?
Mike has whiskey soup every day for breakfast.
That's why he's such a total ***.
I told you, Sam, I am not a *** ***!
Liar, liar, pants on fire!
I am not a liar, Sam,
and if you dare accuse me of lying again
I'll set your pants on fire!
Do not enter. Now that makes sense.
Who would dare go in with the door ten feet off the ground?
I don't know about going in, but it's easier to come out.
Let me show you.
Wait, Sam! Don't push me out the door!
Eeee-yowowowowowowowowow...
[CRASH!!]
Sam, Sam, Sam, you are such a meany!
Bike Lane. Bikes Only.
Tscha! It's way too obvious.
I agree. I never even walk in a bike lane.
Of course, Mike would be in the lane if it were marked "*** Only."
Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
Don't
push
it,
Sam!
Bus stop. You can't take a bus from here.
What the F?
I'll bet Microsoft Mike could, because he's such an ***.
Hahahahahahahahah!
[Through clenched teeth] I'm warning you, Sam!
Every 20 minutes a child is diagnosed with a mustache.
Mustache!?
Since when do children have mustaches?
They're not even old enough to shave.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Kids never have mustaches.
Microsoft Mike, you ***, I know you did this.
Don't ever deny it, and don't ever deny you are an ***
because that's what you are, and you can't change what you are.
***, ***, ***, ***, ***!
Stay calm, Mike.
Don't blow up over it.
Keep
cool.
Uh-oh!
Tantrum
coming
on
now.
No no no no no no no no dammit dammit dammit dammit!
Microsoft Sam, I forbid you to call me an *** again
and I also forbid you to accuse me of lying when I deny it! Do you hear me?
Sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch!
[BOOM!!]
Jeez Louise! What a grouch!
Dry Paint.
Dry paint? Well, duh!
No babies, no garbage.
Tscha! How can people with babies be without garbage?
Sam didn't make garbage as a baby; he was garbage.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Babies make their own garbage? Eeeeewwwww! Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
[Sam barfing]
That'll teach Sam to call me an ***.
I don't see why it bothers you when you were born that way.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Eeeeeeeewwwwww! Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
[Mike barfing]
Stiff.
Tscha! When people die, they're already stiffs!
Santa Claus Cemetery.
Oh crotch! I'd like to get my hands on the imbecile who killed Kris Kringle.
Every kid will be behaving badly at Christmastime and never get lumps of coal for it.
And if there's no more joy at Yuletide, that means the end of the world is at hand.
Hey kid, don't go down those stairs!
You don't know what's down there! Come back here!
Wait, Sam! I don't think it's a wise decision to go down those stairs.
Where do they lead to anyway?
Yipes! Satan's Kingdom!
We'd better get outta here fast!
All aboard the RoflCopter!
Soi soi soi soi soi soi soi---
Not so fast, pal! You're not going anywhere!
Oh yeah? You're not the Devil!
I'm his sister. He's indisposed after that high colonic those beings from God's Country gave him.
But that doesn't mean you're escaping the pain of eternal torment.
That's what you think, succubus! Take that!
[KAPOW!]
No no no no no no no no no no! Let me outta here!
Ee-iyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi...
There. You're all free to finish the funny sign reading.
Heart cerebral disease sufferer, ascend the Great Wall to please watch for.
Huh?
Upside Down Crossing.
Look at those clowns. They're walking upside down.
Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
[BUZZER]
Jeez Louise! You razzed me again!
We didn't razz you, Sam. That's our "time's up" buzzer.
Let's all board the RoflCopter.
All aboard! We're taking off!
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