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In other news, reports of two more young men
gone missing in the historic town of Royalton.
Authorities have been reluctant
to link the disappearance of Neil Rockwell
and Andrew Bailey to other recent disappearances
in this small community.
Neil Rockwell and Andrew Bailey
were headed into the woods working on a documentary
about the slaying of local animals
when they were last heard from earlier this week.
Authorities are combing Royalton's extensive forest
and parks searching for the local filmmakers
as well as two unnamed men reported missing
in the same area just yesterday.
It's on, go ahead.
Hello, my name is Neil Rockwell.
I am making this film to document
the recent activity of pets of local citizens.
Cats, dogs and even farm animals are being butchered--
(laughter)
I'm sorry, it's just...
Stop that.
You're supposed to film, don't talk.
Start over.
Is that still on?
No.
Hello, my name is Neil Rockwell.
I'm documenting my investigation of strange activity
that has been occurring in the town
of Royalton, New York.
From the information I have gathered
there has been an abnormal amount of domesticated animals
being butchered in the area.
I will document what I find and hopefully be able
to single out what exactly is doing the killing,
it's gonna be brought to an end.
Got it?
Were you doing it for real that time?
I swear to God, Drew.
I'm just *** with you, dude.
So what are we doing?
At the moment we are driving door to door
asking people if they can share any information
for what's going on.
Sounds like a plan.
It is.
That on?
Yup.
We're about to do our first interview
with one of the people that live close by
to where the reports of the attacks been occurring.
Hello, Sir, I'm Neil Rockwell.
What's this?
A camera.
No ***.
Sorry, Sir, we're film students.
We're working on a school project
investigating the deaths of domesticated animals
in the area.
Just like to ask a few questions.
Get the hell out of here.
I'm not answering any *** questions.
Take your *** camera with you.
Film students?
They don't ask questions if you say that.
What is it, ten AM, he's already drinking?
I think that was my uncle.
Hopefully we'll have better luck with the next one.
I kinda liked that dude.
I aspire to be like him one day.
You're not far away.
Thanks, dude.
Yes?
Hello, Ma'am.
My name's Neil Rockwell.
We're a couple of film students.
We're working on a school project.
We're investigating the deaths of domesticated animals
in the area.
If I could take a moment of your time
to ask you a few questions it could be
very helpful for us to try to put a stop
to this dreadful situation.
Okay, come in, inside.
Thank you.
Ma'am?
Could you just introduce yourself
to the camera, please?
My name?
Yes, please.
My name is Melissa Walter.
Thank you, Miss Walter.
I'm sure you've heard some of the rumors going around
about local residents' pets being mauled by,
as of now, an unknown creature.
It's not rumors.
It happened to my little Princess.
I'm sorry.
It's all right.
A few nights ago I...
took her outside to go pee.
I just opened the door and let her go outside
like I always do and,
and I heard her crying in the dark.
I went inside, I got a flashlight.
But when I got out there she was already gone.
I don't know, whatever it was,
it like, tore her to pieces.
I didn't see what it was,
but whatever it was, it was like,
must have been some kind of an animal or something
to do that to her.
It was horrible.
Thank you, Miss Walter.
I'm sure you must be devastated.
Yes.
If you don't mind me asking,
how big was your dog?
She was,
I have a picture.
That was her.
I'm so sorry for your loss.
Thank you again.
I'm sure the information you provided us
will be more than helpful in preventing this
from happening to anyone else.
I hope so.
That chick was so doable.
I could get into this film stuff for sure.
Do you think documentary filmmakers
ever get chicks, though?
Speaking with Miss Walter was very helpful.
The information she gave us will give us a good start
on what to look for next.
We're gonna go check out a place
where I heard the owner lost a bunch of chickens
to this alleged animal.
The creature loves the ***.
This is it, come on.
Okay, go ahead and introduce yourself
and tell the story for the camera, please.
I'm Bryce.
Whatever got into the coop must have opened up the gate.
I always keep it closed.
Get the latch.
Sorry, continue.
Whatever it was, I don't know.
It came in here, though,
killed half a dozen of my chickens.
It didn't tear open the fence or anything,
so I don't know how it came inside
without opening up the gate.
Unless you left it open.
Did you see or hear anything unusual?
I was sound asleep,
I didn't see or hear anything until the morning.
And that was just six chickens out here, dead.
Torn to pieces.
The gate was wide open.
Thank you for your time, Sir,
and allowing us on your property.
I hope you find out what killed my chickens.
We'll be sure to let you know if we do.
All right.
Thank you again.
I'd say our first day was successful.
We obtained information from a few people
suggesting that an animal is behind the killings.
We'll have to get our gear ready for tomorrow
and see what else we can find.
Christina, Christina.
What?
Just making sure I don't forget your name.
So you guys, what, made movies?
Yeah, you might have seen some of our stuff on TV.
Like what?
Do you want another drink?
I already have one.
Oh, yeah.
Cool.
Is that camera on?
No way, I was just making sure it's ready
for tomorrow.
Put it down.
We should go in the other room.
All right.
It is quarter to why-the-***-am-I-up AM.
Luckily for me Neil had coffee waiting for me
when he woke me up from my slumber.
I am just so hungover right now
and I didn't get any sleep at all
if you know what I mean.
Don't tell him that.
It's off the record.
Right now I think he's getting his morning jerk off in, maybe?
I'm not 100% sure, but yeah, he's definitely jerking off.
Whatever he's doing in there has nothing to do
with me at all.
So why he woke me up, I have no idea.
Let's go check that out, though.
Hey, buddy, good morning.
Someone tired?
So what do we have going on today
for this episode of Neil versus the killer coyote?
Well, I'm packing some supplies for today.
Figure we'd do a bit more investigating,
try and find some more clues.
Perfect.
You have someone over last night?
No.
Thought I heard someone talking.
I was watching TV.
And listening to the radio at the same time?
Maybe that's why I couldn't sleep.
Right.
Well, moving forward I'll give you a breakdown
of what we've got going on here today.
Got my trusty camera here,
photograph any footprints or items
we might wanna document with stills.
This guy's our motion camera.
It can be set up just about anywhere you choose to put it,
take photos of whatever walks into its range.
So we'll get some photos of Sasquatch.
This is our secondary video camera.
It's the GoPro HERO2, this thing rocks.
You can mount it to just about anywhere.
I've got laptop, snacks,
first aid kit,
some other supplies to help us on our journey.
Such a dork.
We're just gonna set this camera up by the chicken coop.
If the animal comes back at least we'll get an idea
of what we're dealing with.
Sure, do whatever you want.
I'll be inside if you need me.
Thank you, Sir.
Wonder how many other people go through this much trouble
to catch a rabid wolf?
What are you talking about?
This is great!
You know what people would watch?
Some of that "Girls Gone Wild" ***.
Let's get some chicks to show us their ***
instead of wasting all our time
on this monster hunting.
Drew, with all the animals getting mauled around here
we could be onto something really exciting.
Exciting to you and maybe two other nerds
who would sit through a five hour long
made for YouTube documentary
about how to stop rabid squirrels from killing poodles.
Just wait till we set this camera up
and get footage of something that's gonna
blow you away, dude.
Let's investigate the area a little more.
Let's take a walk around the woods a bit,
then we can take the rest of the night
and tomorrow off.
All right.
That's your searching face?
Mhmm.
Don't eat 'em.
Why?
Why, why, why?
I just wanna go home.
I just wanna go home.
This is so boring.
Get some.
Neil, this is what it's like.
Well, that was a productive day.
It actually was.
We'll come back in a few days and see
if we actually got anything on that camera.
All right.
(cell phone rings)
Oh, hold on, I gotta take this.
Take this for me, take it, take it.
Hey, Rex, what's up?
That's where the *** lives.
Let's see how hard it is to try to convince him
to let me borrow something.
Good morning!
Good morning.
You mind if I borrow your kayak?
If I ever got anything back from ya
I'd let ya borrow my kayaks.
I'll bring you a case of beer when I bring 'em back.
Yeah, I heard that before.
What I thought you'd say.
Thanks.
My outstanding father-son relationship
ends up costing me lots of money
renting things that he already owns.
I don't get it, man.
I don't understand why you have to waste
all this time with that guy.
I've known Neil since we were kids.
Neil.
Look, all I'm saying is uh, look,
you don't keep your first bike when you're a kid,
you don't keep your first car.
You don't even keep your first girlfriend,
so why are you wasting all this time
with these loser friends?
I think you're jealous, that's what it is.
I'm jealous.
I'm not.
All right, well,
it's sweet of you and all, Rex,
but he's actually a pretty good guy.
And uh, besides, if I wasted all my time with goons like you
I'd probably get myself in even more trouble
than I already do.
I'll drink to that, buddy.
All right.
So, did you invite me over here
to spend time with me or film me like a creep?
Sara, a real cameraman never puts his camera down.
You really know how to impress a girl.
So what kind of movies do you make, anyways?
You ever seen those spring break movies
where the girls all show their ***?
Yeah.
That's totally us.
Ew.
So what do you think?
You wanna maybe show me some skin?
You are a creep.
I'll turn the camera off!
*** off, slime ball.
Come on, don't leave, I was only kidding.
Wait!
Son of a ***.
This footage is going to earn me my Oscar.
Good morning!
Good morning.
And a good morning it is, indeed.
Are you pumped?
I've never been so pumped in my entire life.
That's what I like to hear.
Let's do this.
Let's not do this.
We're just gonna go grab the camera
and see if we got anything.
I'll give you a call later, let you know what we find out.
Thanks again for the help.
Don't mention it.
When you see this, your mind is gonna be blown.
Mind blown.
Oh, birdie!
We probably could have given it a few more days.
Days, months, maybe years.
We're still not gonna find anything worthwhile.
I think we need to do some more interviews.
Yeah.
Could always try next door.
I hate kids.
Jeez.
You getting that?
Oh, yeah.
What do you want?
Hello, Sir, my name's Neil Rockwell.
We're here investigating the deaths
of domesticated animals in the area.
Do you have a moment to talk to us?
Investigating for who?
We're film students.
We're doing a documentary piece for a class.
Come on out back.
He's gonna *** *** us.
Sh!
Could you introduce yourself to the camera, Sir?
Say it's an animal.
Maybe they're right, but they're not.
I love this guy.
Killed Roy, saw it do it.
Cops think I'm crazy, maybe I am.
Who is Roy?
My dog.
Old boy.
Time was coming for him soon enough.
Comes for us all soon enough.
You say you saw it, the animal that killed your dog?
Wasn't just an animal.
Some kind of devil.
Almost looked like a man, but it wasn't a man.
I suppose it's always been out there,
hiding in the shadows.
What has?
You boys.
You come on inside, now.
I'll tell you all about it.
Sure.
Thank you, Ma'am.
It's Ester, darling.
Come on, now.
Oh, no thanks, I'll just have an iced tea
if you've got it.
Thank you, sweetheart.
So...
Tell me about this thing you saw.
I had an old friend lived on the reservation.
I'd drop in now and then, catch up,
few drinks.
He was a dear old friend to both of us.
He was all right.
Used to tell this old folktale
about this creature that he called
Yayaganusah.
Now if you translate that into English
it means "Six Fingers".
It's an old story I...
I think it dates way back even before
the Erie Canal was built.
It tells the story of a creature
that walked like a man,
but looked like an animal.
Had three fingers on each hand.
The legend says that this creature
used to attack the homes of the settlers
in the middle of the night, devouring their livestock
and destroying their crops,
destroying a man's livelihood.
I don't know why,
maybe the creature was just trying
to force those people off its land.
Some of them did go.
The ones that didn't, they had no food,
they soon began to starve.
And when they were at their weakest,
that creature would finally come after them
and devour them the same way
that it had the animals.
Babies and children being torn apart,
eaten alive,
parents desperately trying to save them,
reaching the same end that they had.
Now a wise man once confronted Yayaganusah
and begged it to stop the killing
and to leave the settlers in peace.
That creature,
it honored that man for his bravery
because he was the only one that stood up
and showed courage, even in his weakest moment.
So Six Fingers and that wise man,
they made a pact.
That creature promised to stop the killing
on two conditions.
That every spring the people would stay away
from the creature's home.
And that every spring without fail
they would make an offering of livestock to the creature.
Well, our old friend,
he believed every word of that story.
And he and his father before him?
Well, they would never leave the land
where Yayaganusah lived.
But every spring, they'd make that offering.
Can we talk to this friend of yours?
Oh, darling, he passed away last winter.
Is that why Six Fingers is back?
Was there no one to make the offering in the spring?
Well, our old friend,
he only asked one thing of his sons.
That they keep with the promise that the wise man had made
and that they make the offerings.
I guess that they, they just thought it was some,
some old superstitious legend
that their crazy old father told.
How can we stop Six Fingers?
Is it too late to make an offering?
It lives deep in the woods.
The only way is to confront Six Fingers
and hope its not too late.
Thank you so much for sharing that story, Ma'am.
Don't play with the devil,
unless you're not afraid to face hell.
That was so awesome.
We got something there for sure, man.
You'll have to title this documentary uh,
"Native American Legends as Told by Old Alcoholics."
You're right, we really have something amazing.
Drew, that was an incredible story.
That was cool enough just to hear,
let alone be able to have it on tape.
Please don't tell me you're buying into his crap
about a six-fingered, walking, talking monster.
My friend, you and I are going camping.
Please, no.
Please, yes.
How much am I getting paid to do this for you?
Oh, wait, I'm not, so no.
I'll bring beer.
Okay, I'll do it.
Jeez, at least have some self control.
What's that?
Never had it.
You're not really trying to change my mind
after convincing me to do this, are you?
Beer?
Sold.
This is it.
We're ready to go.
We'll be setting up camp in the middle of the woods,
hope to find more answers.
Maybe even we'll uncover the mystery
of a local legend.
Are you coming?
No.
We're gonna try walking out in these woods
further than we have been before.
Judging by what our last interview had said,
if this creature does exist
it lives further out in these woods.
Let's check it out.
This is good, right here.
Hold this.
Get in back.
Shut that off for a minute.
I'm gonna go take a ***.
Sure you don't want me to film that?
-Drew. -You're right.
If any chicks saw that thing beforehand,
you'd never get laid.
Come get a look at this!
If it's infected I really don't wanna see it, dude.
Seriously, stop being an ***
and get over here.
Is this for real?
I don't even know what I'm looking at,
what is it?
This is either a really good hoax
or they were telling the truth.
One, two, three.
We may have the first documented proof
that the creature known as Yayaganusah,
translated into English meaning Six Fingers,
actually exists.
(growling)
*** was that?
***!
Wait up, what are you doing?
Get back here and film this!
Come on, it could be right around the hedgerow,
let's go!
I'm not gonna die to film your monster, dude,
did you see the size of that print?
That thing's probably huge!
Or it's somebody *** with us
right around the corner,
and we're letting them get away.
All right!
Come on, we're missing it!
Holy ***, over there!
Oh, my God.
Did you get that?
Yeah, a little bit.
Let me see.
I don't see anything.
Dude, I got more footage than "MonsterQuest"
did in three seasons,
I am so getting work after this!
We've just captured actual footage of the creature.
There's still no telling whether it's an elaborate hoax,
or if it's real.
But from what we've seen, it sure has me convinced.
I don't see any tracks.
Let's set up the motion camera before it's too late.
So what have we got going on here?
As I mentioned before, this is a motion camera.
I'll elaborate on it a little more, however.
You set it up wherever you believe would be best
to capture a targeted objective
and choose your settings.
Once it's ready
anything that walks in front of it is photographed.
After your desired amount of time,
generally a few days,
you then remove the memory card
and place it in your computer to view
the digitally taken photos.
So we'll have eyes on this creature
when it thinks we're not around.
Yes.
Hopefully we'll have some photos of Six Fingers
on here soon enough.
Starting to get late.
Let's set up camp.
Set up camp, what are you, crazy?
No, we need to get more proof that this is not a hoax.
All right.
This is where we're setting up camp.
About a mile or so away from where we set up
the motion camera.
And out in the middle of nowhere.
Where nobody will ever find our bodies.
Just start gathering wood and I'll set up a fireplace.
Sure thing, boss.
Did you hear that?
Sh!
(growling)
There it is again.
Are you filming?
Yeah, man, I think I got it.
That's the noise we heard when the bushes
were moving earlier.
Six Fingers is still close by.
(growling)
You sure you don't want one?
No, man.
I'm enjoying myself just fine.
Suit yourself.
How long you planning on staying out here, anyway?
Until we find it.
What if we've already seen as much
as we're going to see of it?
I don't know.
All I wanna know is if you ever slept with Molly.
I'm not playing this game.
You dated her for two years, dude.
It's none of your business.
Are you recording this?
No, dude, I wouldn't waste the space.
Then why is the light on?
I just wanted to see your pretty face.
All right, so say we unveil this whole story,
get some footage of the thing
and it gets killed or captured, whatever.
The fine town of Royalton can finally
let their dogs out to pee again at night,
maybe even put itself on the map.
I get a job as a cameraman on some monster seeking TV show,
soon to become a world renowned cinematographer
who parties hard with new *** every night
and eventually dies of substance abuse.
Now my question to you, young Neil Rockwell,
is what are your hopes and aspirations
after this is all said and done?
What do you want out of life?
I wanna see the world.
I wanna be something bigger than a small town nobody
that works in a factory until I'm old and gray.
I wanna live, man.
I don't wanna worry about how I'm gonna pay the bills.
I don't wanna say I could have
or should have done anything.
I wanna be remembered for something.
Not just fade out of the history books,
only have my name on a tombstone that reads
"Here lies average Neil."
I wanna be more than this.
That's deep.
I totally slept with Molly, though.
I did.
*** you, Drew!
You could have hit the camera!
It was after you had dated her, dude!
(growling)
Neil, wake up, Neil.
Neil, it's out there.
We're gonna die.
(roaring)
(snoring)
God, ***.
Neil, wake up.
Neil, Neil.
Wake up!
What?
It's out there!
I don't hear anything.
You drank too much.
Go back to sleep.
Oh my God, it's out there,
can't you hear it?
Neil?
***.
I swear to God it was right outside the tent.
I even recorded it,
it sounded like it was right next to us.
You should have gotten out and filmed it.
What, are you crazy?
That thing would have torn me into two.
We still have no idea if what we heard was true.
Have you seen my Pop-Tarts?
Maybe the monster got 'em.
You're right.
It came to our campsite last night,
went through my bag, ate my Pop-Tarts,
then left.
No, it was me, I'm sorry.
The whole box?
I didn't get any sleep last night
and I get hungry when I'm nervous
so I ate them.
Perfect.
So what's the plan now?
We'll give the motion camera another day
to collect pictures.
Let's head that way towards the ravine
and see if we can find anything.
All right.
Come on.
Careful walking the bridge with the camera.
I'm always careful.
One for the ladies.
Guys, or whatever, I don't care.
Hey, guys.
Hey, what's up?
I'm Neil, this is Drew.
Chris.
Alan, what's up with the camera?
You guys filming us?
Actually making a documentary about the area.
Mostly trying to solve the mystery
of the recent slaughtering of domesticated animals
in the area.
Wasn't me.
You guys mind if we ask you a few questions?
Nah, go ahead.
Wait, wait, yo, is this gonna be on TV?
Have you personally been affected by the events
that have taken place involving the recent spree
of animal killings.
No, I don't have any pets.
You know, my neighbor was asking me
if I had seen her cat, bro.
Totally been looking for her for days.
Have you noticed anything strange going on
in the area recently?
You mean besides you guys?
No, man, nothing.
Just same old boring nothingness that always goes on around here.
Come on, dude.
Yeah, all right, man.
Yo, sorry, man.
Hope you find what you're looking for.
We filmed the creature!
It was tall and hairy.
It's killing these animals!
(laughing)
All right, buddy, you have fun with that.
Wait up, man!
Wow, way to sound like a complete *** hat.
***.
Come on.
We didn't have any luck walking the ravine.
I suppose it might be too frequented by people
for the creature to want to go near it.
We'll head back to camp and figure out a plan
for our next approach.
(screaming)
Over there!
(growling)
Oh, ***, it's here.
*** me.
Are you filming this?
It's looking right at us!
Oh, my God, run!
***!
***!
This footage is amazing!
I think we have enough.
Let's head back and show this to somebody.
Did you hear the scream?
Somebody was out there.
So let's get the hell out of here
before something happens to us, too.
Let's just grab the SD card on the motion camera first,
then we can head back.
Now we're talking.
Wanna pack up the campsite?
Screw it.
We might need to come back out here.
Let's not waste any time.
Good deal.
Here it goes.
Holy ***.
Oh, wow.
We got it!
We need to show these to the authorities.
This is proof that Yayaganusah exists!
What are the cops gonna do when they look at that?
Send this *** to "Destination Truth"
or something.
We need to go viral with it before it gets covered up.
All right, I'll send out a few emails first,
then we can head to the police station
and report it.
Just send out a couple pictures.
Nobody gets footage until we get some serious cash.
Deal.
I'll put the pictures on a flash drive
and take 'em to the station tomorrow.
We don't show this to anyone else though, okay?
We don't need anyone else stealing our footage
and claiming it's theirs.
Good deal.
Drew, how do you tur--
Oh, nevermind, I got it.
♪
What is going on, ladies?
Hello, hello, welcome.
Nice to see everybody tonight.
How you doing, guys?
What's up, my man?
Yeah.
I would so totally screw him.
Hi, I'm Rex.
Let's have sex.
-No. -Yuck.
That was a good one, bro.
That's so scary.
Yeah, I showed it to this guy
from this network television, like, broadcast company,
and he's like, he offered me, like, big bucks for it.
We're gonna be, like, filthy rich by tomorrow.
Yeah, absolutely.
I mean, would I lie to you?
I mean, come on, really?
Like, seriously.
Do you have a girlfriend?
Actually no, I don't--
Rex!
Put that down, dude!
Sorry.
Seriously.
Can I get you another drink?
Shots?
You, over here!
That's it.
*** this guy.
Get over here, nobody *** with me.
-Did I *** with you? -Take these off.
"Over the Top".
Now can we have sex?
No!
Brutus.
What's up?
Bruuuutus!
Party.
♪
Hi.
That's my friend, Drew, over there.
Hi, Drew.
You like it shaken or stirred?
What does that mean?
Martini, of course.
Doggy, come here!
Come here, doggy, oh, doggy.
You can have sex with that girl.
Because look at your face.
She doesn't mean that.
Right, Drew?
Mean what?
She did?
Shut up, Megan!
I'm gonna do a big, veiny ***.
Say cheese.
I think we need more dicks.
Definitely more dicks.
All I'm saying is keep the camera here
if you're gonna go out binge drinking
the night before.
This is too important for you to *** it all up.
Relax, dude, I backed up all the footage
to the laptop, it's safe.
Where'd you even go last night?
You didn't show anyone the footage, did you?
I went home,
I just wanted to sleep in my own bed.
***, you still smell like a liquor store.
I had a few drinks before I went to sleep,
no big deal.
Turn that damn thing off.
Why, I like making you look like an ***.
I already got a response to the pictures I sent.
They're asking for hard, physical evidence,
more details including the time and place,
and contact information for any of our witnesses
that saw the creature.
Don't give them too much without any checks
signed beforehand.
They said if they get the information
and it looks legit, they'll send their team here
and have us on their show, dude.
We're talking network television covering our story.
So I take it we're not going to the police, then?
Screw that, they'll think we're nuts, anyway.
Let's get back out there and try to find
some stool samples or hair follicles,
any kind of physical evidence this thing left behind.
At the very least we'll have pictures of the footprints
to send in.
I'd like to get more proof, though.
You're nuts, dude, this should be enough.
The more we bring to the table, the bigger the paycheck.
I know I'm gonna regret this.
Beetle ***.
We're headed back to the campsite now.
We'll be swapping the SD card out of the motion camera again
and looking around the area for some more physical evidence
of Six Fingers.
What is it?
False alarm.
Ugh, what is that smell?
I'm not sure.
It smells like something died around here.
Let's get a fire going and see if the smoke
can nullify the smell.
Seriously, I think it's coming from inside the tent.
Come closer.
Yeah, it smells like blood.
Ohhh.
Oh, ugh.
Oh, ***.
Didn't that *** from yesterday
have that shirt on?
What?
Those guys we interviewed at the ravine,
I think that's them.
No way.
Wait.
Remember when we just left the ravine
and saw the creature?
Of course I remem--
No, no.
Remember that scream we heard just before we saw it?
Yeah.
It must have killed them right then.
Why the *** would it bring the corpses
back to our tent?
It's *** with us, Drew.
The woman who told us the story,
she made it sound like it was more evolved
than an ordinary animal.
It knows what we're doing
and it's trying to *** with us.
***.
Let's call the cops then.
Oh, ***!
(roaring)
***.
Why isn't it chasing us?
I don't know.
It's back.
Over there!
What is it carrying?
What the *** is that?
Ahhh!
Oh, ***!
Wait for me!
What's it doing?
It's watching us.
Why isn't it attacking?
I don't know.
Let's get out of here.
Which way towards the road?
We'd have to go towards him.
*** that.
Where are we gonna end up if we go the opposite way?
I'm not sure.
But the further we get away from that thing,
the better.
(roaring)
(roaring)
Ah!
Come on.
Get the *** up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I don't see it anymore.
(roar)
***, did you hear that?
Oh, ***.
Which way is the campsite?
I don't know.
We got all turned around.
***!
No...
***!
***!
It's there!
My God!
It's right there, run!
What the hell are we gonna do now?
I'm not sure.
We're lost.
Nothing looks familiar.
***.
What the hell are we gonna do?
How are we gonna get home?
I have no idea.
(roaring)
***!
***.
(growling)
Do you see it anymore?
I can't see anything, it's too dark.
We've been stalked by Six Fingers
for the past few hours.
For some reason even though it's killed
the other two hikers, it's not attacking us.
I have no idea what it wants from us.
It's pushed us deeper into the woods
throughout the night.
We're completely lost at this point.
I think it's still out there in the darkness.
(roaring)
***.
Don't fall asleep.
I'm not.
It's watching us, I can feel it.
I just wanna go home.
This was such a stupid idea.
I told you this was a stupid idea from the start.
I'm sorry, okay?
I didn't force you to come out here with me,
you chose to come.
So don't blame me for you being here.
Don't blame you?
I wouldn't be out here if it wasn't for you.
I don't wanna argue.
It's not gonna change anything.
The sun should be up soon.
We'll start walking when we can see again.
Hey, ***, *** you!
What do you want from us?
We didn't even do anything.
Screw this.
If it wanted to kill us it would have done something
by now.
Let's just go back that way.
For your track record of horrible ideas
that might be the worst I've heard.
*** it, I'm going.
Hey, ***, I'm going home.
Stay, stay, sit.
Good boy.
(roars)
Oh, ***!
The hell's it doing?
Let's keep walking.
*** this guy.
Which way is north?
You should have brought your compass.
Is your phone working?
No, it died before I hit panic mode.
What happened to yours?
I dropped it when I was trying to call the police.
You are as dumb as *** sometimes.
*** you.
At least I brought a lot of camera batteries.
Why are you even recording this?
I'm documenting what's happening to us.
You're the documentary filmmaker,
isn't that what you wanted?
It's pointless.
Pointless?
If we get out of this alive it's gonna be
one hell of a story.
If.
Oh, man.
I am so hungry.
So am I.
Yo, Six Wieners.
Share some of that grub, bro!
(grunts)
I think he just told me to suck it.
I would eat anything right now if I had to.
Tell me about it.
Mr. Filmmaker.
Can you give us an update of what's going on here please?
For the viewers at home, of course, mate.
Well, we've been stalked by Six Fingers
for I don't know how long.
We haven't slept or eaten in over 24 hours.
We're lost in the middle of the woods
with no sense of direction or survival skills.
Or, to put it lightly, totally ***.
I blame my parents for raising me
on Nintendo and TV.
We didn't even get the Discovery Channel.
I thought you were a fan of those monster shows?
Illegal torrents.
Oh, off the record, of course.
Doesn't matter,
some ***'s probably gonna download this
after we're done with it anyways.
I would.
Didn't we already walk through this area once?
Do you think we can mount a GoPro
on that thing's head?
Wouldn't that be sick?
Just like a whole TV series in monster vision?
Is everything a joke to you?
Do you even realize what's going on here?
The thing is starving us just like in the story.
It's making us weak so it can kill us.
It's playing with us, Drew.
I stopped caring a while ago.
I am done with this ***!
Besides, if what you're saying is true
then let's go fight the ***
before we don't have the strength to!
I already don't have the strength to.
That is so like you.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Ever since we were kids whenever push came to shove
I was always in the fight while you watched
from the sidelines.
I don't get into fights that aren't mine!
I'm sorry, but defending your friends
is your fight.
Not when you're the *** starting them to begin with!
You are a ***, Neil.
Admit it.
Admit it, I'll go kick the thing in the nuts right now.
*** you, Drew.
You self-righteous piece of ***.
We wouldn't stand a chance against that thing anyway.
You wouldn't stand a chance because you're a pansy.
Fine, you wanna be a tough guy?
Go show how manly you are.
Go fight that thing, go ahead and do it.
You're coming with me.
Fine, give me a weapon.
You wanna fight, ***?
I'll give ya a fight.
Aaahhh!
Come back and fight you son of a ***!
Fight me!
Hang in there, buddy, you're gonna be okay.
I'm so sorry about those things I said,
I didn't mean any of that.
I swear to God, Neil, I didn't mean it.
God, no.
***.
***.
***.
No.
It's watching.
(roaring)
Where did you go?
My name is Andrew Bailey.
And if you're watching this footage,
I'm very likely dead.
I am not a good person by any means.
And I've been a bad friend to the one person
who would have done anything for me.
Neil is dead and it's all my fault.
I tried to make him fight the monster
and he's died for nothing.
The last thing I did was hurt him with my words.
All I ever do is hurt people.
I am a selfish, horrible human being
and I should have died in his place.
I haven't eaten or slept in days.
I am so lost and alone.
The creature, Yaya-,
I don't *** know its name.
It's been following me.
It's out there watching me.
I haven't seen it since it attacked Neil.
But I can feel it out there.
I think it wants me to starve.
It wants me to suffer.
I just wanna go home.
(growling)
You son of a ***!
(roaring)
***!
(growling)
***.
***.
Please, somebody help me!
Not again.
It's you.
Where's your friend?
He's dead.
The creature killed him that your,
your wife was telling us about.
Okay.
Okay, you come with me.
I haven't eaten anything or slept in days.
Just follow me, it'll be all over soon.
Thank you.
Sorry, I forgot your name.
I didn't tell you.
My name's Andrew.
Do you wanna get back or chit-chat?
Butch, it's Butch.
Can we go now?
Sorry.
Just wanted to know the name of the person who rescued me.
Ain't no recue, boy.
What was that?
I said, "Let's go".
Are we close?
We're close.
That thing, it killed two other hikers.
Guys that weren't any older than me.
And your friend the filmmaker?
Yeah.
Three all together?
Yes.
It's been taunting me for days,
I just don't understand hwy it hasn't killed me yet.
All part of its game.
(roaring)
It's coming!
That's impossible, I did what it told me.
What, what are you talking about?
It only wanted two of them!
Two of what?
It wants you.
What the *** are you doing?
You brought this upon yourself,
you undeserving children with no conscience.
You will be judged by your actions
because you didn't listen to the rules
set by your elders.
Your generation brought this back
because you did not live by the code
your ancestors did.
That and your foolish existence on this earth,
an existence you don't deserve.
You're insane.
You told me you would end this
if I sent you two of them.
He tells me you've already killed three.
Three of them!
I promised I would send them to you and I did,
but you went back on your word.
Okay.
Okay.
I will deliver the offerings again,
just like they always have been.
But you, you go back to where you came from
and leave me the hell alone!
(growling)
♪
In devastating news today the remains of Royalton locals
Chris Dawson, Alan Baxter, and Neil Rockwell
have been discovered by authorities.
The coroner reports the young men were mauled
by what appears to be a rogue bear.
Still no leads on the disappearance
of Andrew Bailey.
Bailey had been working with Rockwell
on a documentary film when first reported missing.
Investigators fear the worst for Bailey.
The families are hopeful that authorities will recover
Bailey's camera equipment, which may hold clues
as to what these young men ran into in the woods.
That thing on?
Hi, I'm Rex.
What's up?
So uh...
I don't really know Neil too well.
He and Drew were tight,
but we weren't friends or anything like that,
I mean, this guy was a dork.
Never wanted to party or anything.
But Drew and I were like best friends,
so I sure hope he's okay.
(cell phone vibrates)
Sorry.
So Drew was showing this chick a picture
at a sick party that I threw,
but he wouldn't show it to me
and I overheard him telling her
that it was Bigfoot, Chupacabra or something.
It's probably the *** that killed those guys.
Drew, Drew's probably just lost
in the woods somewhere.
I mean, he's probably drunk somewhere, huh?
My son, Andrew's, always been kinda reckless.
He's disappeared before for days.
But he comes back every time.
Just have to believe he's out there
and he's okay.
If he listened to anything I ever taught him
he'd know how to survive out there for weeks.
He's lost.
He's trying to find his way back home.
How do I look, do I look okay?
Okay.
So Drew, yeah, I knew Drew.
I was actually one of his mo-, he was filming me once.
We hung out, he was such a nice guy.
I just can't believe he's gone.
What happened to him?
It doesn't matter.
Must be a sad story.
Can't believe he's gone, though.
Such a nice guy.
They seemed like such nice boys.
And I know that they was just trying to figure out
whatever it was that was killing
the folks' animals around here.
Well, I guess they found what they was looking for.
Well, those woods are part of nature.
If you don't respect that fact
you're gonna find yourself in a whole world of trouble.
I can only hope for the best for that poor boy
who's still missing.
♪
Yes, I am very sad to hear about Neil and Drew.
They were very nice boys,
they cared deeply about the neighborhood pets
which we all appreciated so um,
we'll all miss them very much.
But their sacrifice is completely worth it
because all of the neighborhood pets
are now safe now that the creature
does have an appetite for humans,
it makes a much safer world for the pets.
And they're helpless so I think that that's a good thing
and they would be happy,
they would be very proud to know that they made a sacrifice
that was worth it.
Um, just to show you, I had lost my original Princess,
but this is Princess Two.
Good girl.
And this one's named after Neil, and this one's Drew,
and this one's Bob.
Hey, Bob, hi, Bob.
And we're a happy family thanks to
the documentary filmmakers who lost their lives
to the creature.
So we all wanna say thank you, guys.