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THE NAACP
CALLED FOR A BOYCOTT OF SOUTH CAROLINA
BECAUSE THE STATE STILL FLIES
THE CONFEDERATE FLAG OVER ITS CAPITOL DOME.
A
AND DIVISIVE ISSUE, SO WE,
WE, THE PEOPLE HERE AT THE CHRIS ROCK SHOW,
WENT DOWN TO SOUTH CAROLINA,
THE HEART OF DIXIE, TO TALK TO THE FOLKS
AND SEE WHAT WE COULD DO
TO STRAIGHTEN OUT THIS WHOLE MESS.
( Dixieland music )
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE CONFEDERATE FLAG
HANGING OVER THE STATE CAPITOL ?
I FEEL LIKE IT OUGHTA STAY UP FOREVER.
FOREVER.
IT'S PART OF OUR HERITAGE AND I WISH PEOPLE
WOULD JUST LET IT ALONE.
I THINK IT'S COOL.
IT'S A SYMBOL OF FAMILY AD OF PRIDE. IT'S A SYMBOL OF--
OF FAMILY AND PRIDE ?
YES.
TO ME IT'S LIKE THE BAT FLAG.
IT'S LIKE,"OH, WE'RE GONNA KICK A BLACK GUY'S ***."
LET'S SET UP THE CRACKER SIGNAL.
THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE TO ME.
T'S UP THERE E REASON.
AND WHAT'S THE REASON ?
THE REASON IS THAT WE'RE SOUTHERNERS
AND THAT'S WHY IT'S UP THERE.
NOW, WHAT'S THE BEST THING
ABOUT SOUTH CAROLINA WHITE PEOPLE ?
WELL, IN THE SUMMERTIME, I LIKE THE WAY
WHITE LADIES BE WEARING THEIR SHORTS AND STUFF,
BUT IT'S ALL GRAVY. KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING ?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO GET IT TAKEN DOWN ?
I'VE WRITTEN MY SENATOR, STROM THURMOND,
RIGHT.
AND I THINK THE FEDERAL--
DIDN'T HE USED TO OWN SLAVES ?
YES, HE DID.
DO YOU THINK THE POLICE WOULD MESS WITH YOU
IF YOU WENT TO THE TOP OF THE STATE HOUSE
AND RIPPED DOWN THE CONFEDERATE FLAG ?
MOST DEF, MOST DEF.
MOST DEF.
I THINK THEY GOA HANDCUFF ME UP THERE
PROBABLY TAKE ME TO SOME WOODS
AND BEAT ME UP FOR DOING IT.
YOU THINK AL SHARPTON SHOULD JUST COME DOWN HERE
AND STRAIGHTEN THIS WHOLE MESS OUT ?
WHO, I'M SORRY ?
AL SHARPTON ?
I'M SORRY, I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS.
YOUR MAKING ME LOOK STUPID.
NO, HE'S LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING WITH A PERM.
YOU THINK BLACK PEOPLE WOULD FEEL BETTER
IF THEY GOT TO PUT UP THEIR OWN FLAG ?
UH, NO, I DON'T.
WE'VE DEVISED SOME FLAGS,
THAT WE'RE G OVER THE ST
ALL RIGHT.
WE WANT YOU TO TELL US WHAT YOU THINK.
THIS FIRST FLAG IS OF O.J. AND A WHITE WOMAN.
YEAH, THAT'LL WORK.
THINK THAT'LL WORK ?
I THINK THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKIN' WOMAN.
O.J.
( black man ) SHE GOT BLUE EYES, TOO.
YEAH, THIS A REAL BLUE-EYED, WHITE WOMAN.
AND BLOND HAIR, YEAH.
JUST TO REALLY *** THEM OFF.
GOT THE RIGHT KIND OF NOSE. YEAH, THAT'S A WHITE WOMAN.
SOUTH CAROLINA IS O.K.K.K.
O.K.K.K. ?
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT FLAG RIGHT THERE.
SOUTH CAROLINA IS O.K.K.K.
I DON'T LIKE THAT ONE.
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE *** ?
SOUTH CAROLINA IS O.K.K.K.
NAW, THAT'LL CAUSE A LOT OF TROUBLE.
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE WU-TANG CLAN ?
THE HOO-TAN?
THE HOO-TANG. HE SAID THE HOO-TANG.
NO. WU-TANG CLAN.
WU-TANG, NO I DON'T KNOW WU-TANG.
SEE, TH DIVISION OF T
( Chris Rock ) HOW ABOUT JUST A CRACKER ?
NO.
HOW ABOUT JUST A BIG CRACKER ?
I DON'T LIKE THAT ONE.
IT'S A FLAG OF A CRACKER.
( Chris Rock ) JUST TO LET YOU KNOW
WHERE YOU'RE AT.
PUT SOME CHEESE ON TOP OF IT, PROBABLY DO IT'S THING.
( Chris Rock ) HOW ABOUT THE MALCOLM X ?
SEE, NOW YOU COMBINE MALCOLM WITH THE CONFEDERATE FLAG.
Y.
I DON'T LIKE IT.
IN THE CONFEDERATE COLORS.
IT'S THE STARS OF THE CONFEDERATE,
REPLACED BY THE STARS OF THE WB.
( man ) THAT AIN'T A BAD LOOKIN WOMEN THERE.
A LOT OF THEM WOMEN AIN'T BAD LOOKIN'.
GO AHEAD AND SHOW ME ANOTHER ONE.
OKAY, NOW WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE WB STAR ?
YOU KNOW, MAN, I HATE TO SAY THIS,
BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW THESE FOLKS.
WHAT ABOUT REPLACING THE STARS OF THE CONFEDERATE
WITH THE STARS OF THE WB ?
OH NOW, THAT'S CLEVER.
THAT'S FINE.
OH YEAH.
YEAH, THAT'LL WORK. I LIKE THAT THERE. COOL.
( Dixieland music )
OK, GOVERNOR, WE'VE HIT THE STREETS,
WE'VE TALKED TO THE PEOE AND THIS IS THE FLAG THEY WANT.
THE STARS OF THE WB.
( Governor ) WELL, I APPRECIATE YOUR HELP
IN TRYING TO ASSIST ME RESOLVING THIS PROBLEM.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
( Dixieland music )