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4 years ago, we got inspired Now we got our backs against the wall
Asking ourselves: Where do I turn? What happens next?
Spare some change? No hope. Got kicked out by mama
I got an Honors degree in pottery. Where's my job, Obama?
I see no options left. Bout to act a fool Either I rob this small business, or I go
to law school So it's theft on Main Street, cuz I'd rather rot in jail
Risk it all like Wall Street, cuz
I'm too poor to fail
(Hold on, sir) Move out the way, I'm robbing this store.
Dawg, WAKE THE F*#& UP Just rob from the poor
Life is unfair, but when you choose not to care
That's when it happens
What happens?
Romnayyyy
MITT HAPPENS
We've got motherf*$&%ng Romney and Mitt Happens b**ch
When everyone else sucks, he's the one you pick
Mitt Happens I'm drowning in student debt, got no money of my own
Just ask your governor dad for another loan
Mitt Happens Is he gonna help the 47%?
No doubt. Each and every mooch and dependent Mitt Happens!
Let's get fired Romney: "you're fired"
UP And if you don't believe us, we'll bet you
Romney: "ten thousand bucks"
So here's a little story about Willard the Mitt
A classic rags to riches tale If the rags were also rich
From ashes of war rose the illest boomer baby On the streets of Detroit, he was
the Mormon Slim Shady Then peddled prayer through Paris
like the Tour de France Crushed Harvard Law, Harvard Biz,
then high finance
But the money didn't change him Still the boss you used to know
He likes cars, trees, and people: Just an average working---Willard
He knows it ain't easy to build your own wealth (He built that sh%&!)
Cuz a union plant in Tulsa don't liquidate itself
Silver spoon in his mouth? Please. Let the truth be told
It's on us to spread the word: His spoon was made of gold
Mitt happens All the time, every single day
When you need to take a drive Don't know which car to take
Mitt Happens At a Florida campaign stop
Had on boat shoes Now you switch to flip flops
Mitt Happens On a Planned Parenthood trip
You didn't slip it in the pink You're giving out pink slips
Mitt happens To laid off workers you're a vulture
But you know they offer less than Palestinian culture
Mitt reps the people hard, champions the masses We gotta spread the word to the lower classes
Put down the *** Take a shower
Repent! Make it Bain, make it Bain up in this Occupy tent
Five trillion in tax cuts - you'll get some of that
Or with 2 trillion to the pentagon—
You can go back to Iraq Let it trickle down from the top down in this place
Occupy a f&*$#&ng job!
Mitt just happened in your face
No matter who you are, Mitt relates to you No matter what you think, Mitt thinks that too!
Mitt Happens
Hey Latinos, wanna show your support? All you gotta do is just self-deport.
Mitt protects minorities, like the 1 percent Power to the people!
Romney: "Corporations are people, my friend" Mitt Happens
See? Mitt's a social justice visionary Adam can marry Steve -
When Google can marry GE Mitt Happens
Hey girl, Mitt's all about feminism So know your place!
In his binders full of women. Mitt Happens
Hey Obama, you can trust Mitt, too Two years of returns--he's
more transparent than you! Mitt Happens
It's the Romney Revolution y'all Throw your hand out
Grab a Caymans account and a taxpayer bailout So rage against the machine cuz
this is our struggle Join with us - and do the Romney Hustle
To the left To the right Farther right Shake it like an etch-a-sketch Back to the center! (x3)
MITT HAPPENS