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Yeah. Gee.
And the bathrooms are...
... so colorful.
Everything okay, Carl?
I'm sorry. I just can't do it.
I can't play ***.
Read the cue cards.
I can't play ***. I feel stupid.
You feel stupid?
What about us?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Andy.
You didn't have to do that.
Cut it out!
Oh, you jerk!
Okay, that's it! Joey, go to commercial, now!
I told you I didn't want to do this, didn't I?
Kaufman, get off my stage. Get off my stage, man!
Get your hands off me.
Don't you touch me! You're a nut!
Break it up!
You are a nut!
Why does Andy do that?
Jesus, you are a nut! Come on!
Why? Why?
I started using Suave...
We've gone to commercial!
Excuse me!
You're never gonna work for ABC again, ever!
Excuse me?
Ladies and gentlemen, please.
You have all just participated in a happening.
Now, okay, now...
...to make it real, some of you down there knew what was going on...
...and some of you didn't. I'm sorry.
But we don't want to upset the folks at home...
...so now, Andy is going to tell them that it was all just a prank.
Coming back from commercial, and...
During the commercials, the people at ABC...
... told me to explain to you that this whole fight episode...
... was staged.
Oh, good.
It's a lie!
It's a cover-up! Why are you laughing?
I don't understand why you're laughing. I'm not being funny.
What you saw was real!
These things occur all the time at the networks...
... only they're cut away.
Cut to commercial.
You see?
You see?
Now, for sure they'll fire me. If you want to see me again...
... you'll have to come to Memphis...
NIBLETS CORN In Butter Sauce
What's in Memphis?
The giant's flavor-tight pouch lets you cook the corn in...
That kid is totally meshuga.