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Good evening and welcome to How to Be a Successful Action Hero.
Today we'll teach you how to spot the bad guy.
1. If there's a mentor of sorts in your life, he's probably it!
For real?
Oprah's the bad guy?
Oprah??
2. The bad guy is usually the one showing off his evildoing.
Never does one practice evil in silence and isolation.
Makes sense.
3. If you're puzzled as to why said bad guy is after you,
no worries, he will divulge his motivation
right before he attempts to kill you.
Wait, what?
I said 'attempts', this sharing of information usually provides
the right amount of time to get the bad guy killed
by yourself or a third party.
4. When your car won't start, he's probably there.
When your car does start, he's probably in it.
So best to always borrow someone else's car.
It'll keep the bad guy guessing…
I don't have a driver's license though.
I failed the test..
Well, if you don't have a driver's license or a car handy,
just grab a helicopter.
There's usually around somewhere.
Alright, so that was this week's episode.
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