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"Star Wars Fighter Pods"
Another obscure blind bag, this time from Hasbro.
Officially licensed of course.
Not that this saying anything about quality. Contains a figure and a pod.
Great. "Collect them all!" I don't think so.
Hmm.
"3+ ways to play" Looks like they don't know
how many ways to play there are either.
Unfortunately one can't
really decipher what the play modes sample pictures
are trying to tell either.
I have a feeling it'll stay a mystery forever.
The rest of the bag is full of "Warning!"
in about two thousand languages so everyone gets it.
But what are they warning us about?
Buying it?
Probably a good idea. Let's take a look!
Okay ... what's that?
What IS that?!
Eh ...
Hmm.
A guy pointing a gun at me.
I don't know.
Looks absolutely amazing.
And an ...
orb I can't seem to crack open.
Is that the pod? If so,
what's its use? Oh, it has the Star Wars logo on it.
Just great.
And I guess you can put him inside ...
and then ...
Wow!
Is that what it is?
That's the supposed effect? That's damn poor.
Hmm.
Seriously ... maybe the instructions can tell us more?
"Attention! Warning! Achtung!"
Good Lord, calm down already!
"Avertissement!" I get it.
Right.
"Customer Service" Bla. "Made in China" Bla bla.
That didn't help us squat. Unfortunately it doesn't say what the
"3+ ways to play" are either.
Seems that all you can do with it is
roll it around, throw it on the floor or into the garbage.
That's alright, I guess!
Hasbro knows what
the kids want!
Here, have another one!
I think that's supposed to be R2-D2.
Looks just as undetailled as the last one.
Feels a bit like an eraser. Could be one as well.
Crappy paint job as usual.
Great job!
You can really do a lot with this ...
although it would have been rather helpful to detail what exactly,
but you gotta have the kids use their imagination.
Anything else?
Hmm. Wait a second ...
exactly.
The box. Everything into the box!
Go die!
See you!