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Guy: This is real? Girl: Yeah *laughs*
Guy: Okay, uh, hi. Girl: Could you giggle a little bit more?
Guy: Yeah Girl: I think we should have more awkward moments
Guy: Okay
Hope he's cute. Wonder what he looks like.
Girl: Woah, hey. Guy: Hey!
Guy: Peter Parker Girl: Leah
Your spider is cool
Keeps my identity hidden from evil
*kiss noises* I'm sorry, that was weird
Yeah *laughs*
Are you serious? I checked the box Lesbian.
C'mon, lesbians like techno music.
No, we don't.
Girl: How are you? Guy: Good.
Oh, you're over here. Marco!
Oh my god you're so cute.
Uh, make out sesh, right? It's gunna be great.
What's your name? *laughs*
What's my name?
But do you care if I call you Mary Jane?
How old are you?
I'm 28.
Wow... hmmm.
Stop. Just, cut, cut. I'm not in to beards. Do you have beard lice? No.
Do you wash your beard? Do you use conditioner? No, yes, no, no.
OFF SCREEN: Do you have beard lice? No, what is a beard lice?
OFF SCREEN:We're going to have to ask you to leave. Just leave.
That's it? OFFSCREEN:Yeah, yeah you're good.
C'mon, c'mon! Oh my god, I'm so sorry. You're adorable,
but absolutely not. Yeah, I'm adorable.
You're a guy. I know. Come here.
No... I don't think... It's just not going to happen.
You have really nice eyes. I'm sorry. He just seems like y'know, he might
take me out for dinner and then pay for it. And actually text me the next day. And like
ehhh.. I do that sometimes, I'll do that.
*Burps* oh no... oh no... She's in the back? I could just go get her
if she's in the back. No? Okay. Soft hands.
I want to wear your skin. No one has ever said that to me before!
Are you guys going to watch? We gotta be real with it. We got to kiss upside
down. Okay, okay, I don't...
You should get off the chair. Normal humans can't kiss like this.
I'm sorry... Mary Jane!
Mary Jane... Mary Jane, come back! I'm sorry, you just, you seem kinda poor...
Just got like a poor vibe from you. *** you guys...
OFF SCREEN: I'm sorry You going to be all right? Yeah?
Okay... that was great. OFF SCREEN: Okay, you guys, could you just,
um-- y'know, maybe less touching... *farts*
Ohhhh.... Hold me, hold me hold me.
No, no no! I could drag her out for you. Is she ready?
She still dressed? Do we need to do that again, or was that good
for you guys? Worked great for me.
I smash *** every where. Any where, I don't care. In the kitchen, in the bathroom, in
the attic... I don't give one ***... *laughs*