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There are so many kinds of dogs in the world
German Shephard
They're loyal and fearless
Chihuahua
They're small and cute
Pugs
They're intelligent and energetic
But you know which is the favourite dog for some girls?
Their boyfriend!
Let's have a look at how girls
treat this exotic breed
I'm hungry
What will you have?
Pepper Chicken
It's 2 in the night
Yeah but won't you get it at the airport?
But my bike has been taken by your brother!
So?
It's not that far
It's only a 15 min walk
Alright
I'll be back in a jiffy
Baby
Pepper Chicken
It was getting cold so I rushed home
You'll be licking your fingers
Ughhh
Chii!
What is this?!
I told you to get me Pepper Chicken
Not a pepper curry!
Yuck!
But I got it from the place you told me!
Now am I at fault for that too?
No, it's not like that
It is that way
You can't do a single job properly
And you blame me on top of that
What do I do with you?
Girls don't need a boyfriend
They need a dog!
A dog which makes them laugh
Loves them
And follows them wagging its tail
Agrees to their every statement
And fulfills every whim and fancy of the girl
The Girlfriend's Dog TORTURE ONE
You're a vegetarian from today
Go to the station to receive Babli aunty
Get out over here itself
Otherwise the colony residents will see us
I'm going to call you as my brother here
No one should suspect we are a pair
Listen, my aunt's son Bunty is coming from Kanpur
I've told him you're gonna show him around in Mumbai
Yuck your perfume smells bad
Who told you to apply this shade?
Are you like colourblind?
Listen, my friend's driver is on a holiday
You have to drop her to the beauty parlour
On this note, here's an AXE Code
If your girlfriend
For that matter any girl in this world
Treats you like THIS
Then what are YOU doing?!
Awaken the man inside you!
What is the need for running after girls like this?
Find a new one!
Else you'll end up like this
The Girlfriend's Dog TORTURE TWO
Baby, please pass me some cotton
What was the need to fight with those guys in the club?
They were misbehaving with you
Please, that was just healthy flirting
Flirt?!
They were openly eve-teasing
So? Only eve-teasing ain't it?
Not raping me were they?
And when I don't have a problem
Then why do you have to be a hero?
I was trying to sa... Aah
Save you
You know what?
Guys like you should get "behenji" type girls
Seriously!
Oww
According to the AXE Code
What is that thing which humans have but dogs don't?
What do you call it?
Self-respect
So if you have even an ounce of self-respect
Stop chasing such girls
And start running in the opposite direction
For everyone else
Here's the AXE Chickiquote
It's time now for AXE Chicktionary
Let me remind you the sole purpose of AXE Chicktionary
Is to redefine women
If someone tells you
That every dog has his day
Never believe what you're told
Because if you remain a dog all this while
Your day won't ever come
On the contrary, if you have a friend
Who's stuck in the web of a dominating girl
Then share this video of AXE Chickipedia
And wake him up
If you have some stories
Comment and let us know
If we like your stories
We'll feature them in our upcoming episodes
So that we can all
LEARN MORE and SUFFER LESS