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Hi welcome to Tubbin' With Tash. Tonight's episode is brought to you by
HPV. everyone has it so why bother with condoms? Our first guest is a great friend of mine,
you're going to love him He has a new show and im so excited. Please
give it up for Eric Andre. How ya doin? Good. Your show is silly, I love it but like you
also have real acting chops, like you're a really good actor.
Take me through your process. It's funny people say comedy Is tragedy
plus time and I can relate to that you know what I mean? Like, I just get up every
morning and do a little acting exercise. acting is about core strengthening
that's what you got, you gotta do Pilates you gotta get a TRX man
as soon as you move out here you gotta -- this is a little warm up I do
and I close my eyes and I imagine the scene. Then I hit the stage
and I explode By the way I didn't know you were gonna get
naked. Someones getting naked? Yeah! Haha. So Eric, what kind of girls do you like? Big,
fat ones. You like bellies. I like to hold all six of
her ***. It's like a dog.
Eric, what traumatic event in your childhood led to this
situation that is you? I was *** by Rufus Wainwright. Really?
The singer? Is he the son or the dad? He's the son.
That wasn't in your childhood. No. That was a couple weeks ago.
So Eric, I wanted to apologize for not accepting you on Last Comic Standing.
I was judge and I didn't let you go to the next round.
Could you imagine if I had the career Dat Phan
is having right now? Could you cut me out saying
Dat Phans name wrong? Oh yeah totally. It was fine I just like,
I cant believe you would do that to me. Piggy enough! I let you get into the hot tub.
Stop coming on the guests. Yeah? You're trisexual--you'll
try anything? Hahahah
Why are you being so aggressive towards me? I'm not blind. Yeah, alright, see you later.
You're the only girl in the world for me. You have to stop flirting with other people.
It makes me vulnerable. I cant be vulnerable on my show. Please just
let me say sorry. Gimme a kiss. I promise I wont do it again
do you promise? I promise. Close your eyes.
Thanks for watching Tubbin with Tash. What are you wearing, Chels?
Several garbage bags taped together with duct tape. Why do you have garbage bags on?
Ok well I do have diarrhea. Jenny you said you like to talk a lot yes. sorry I was
just thinking. About what? Hahah