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There are three reasons why I'm spending Valentine's Day at my parents' house
instead of having a romantic adventure with some guy.
And the first reason is that I love my family.
And Valentine's Day is all about love.
Number Two:
The sad reality is that nobody wanted to take me out for Valentine's Day. S-
And Number Three:
I decided Valentine's Day is a day about love
Well, guess what world?
I love myself!
So I'm going to get a massage,
and then I'm coming straight here to eat my weight in chocolate with my brothers.
So, to all the happy couples out there
Happy Valentine's Day!
To everybody else like me who's bitter and single,
Happy Valentine's Day *paper tearing*
just became Treat Yo'Self Day.