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(Left 4 Dead - "The Monsters Without")
Engineer: Whoo-ee!
Heavy: Wahahaha!
Scout: Oh yeah!
Sniper (VO): *** me! The bully delinquent's coming!
Scout: Freaking unbelievable!
Engineer: Dagit nagit nabit dagit!
Heavy: Not good!
Sniper (VO): One of you rough types oughta stop that piker! Now!
(rhythmic cell phone beeps)
bully leader: Do you pricks know how ****ed that was?!
Engineer (VO): Dammit!
(shotgun fire)
GLaDOS: All units: Mandate removal of active signature imprint!
Scout (VO): Yeah!
(Engineer groans)
Sniper: Agh! Bloody bogan!
(rifle shot)
(metal impact)
Ah, p-ss!
Bombs away!
(shotgun fire, glass shattering)
bully: Seriously, you **** this up and do two things wrong.
(uncloaking whoosh)
Spy: You are an amateur and a fool!
(gunshot)
(metal impact)
(VO): Preposterous!
Soldier: Are you trying for a Section Eight?
(shotgun fire)
Agh! Ohh, what's the matter, hippie? Hair get in your eyes?
(rocket fire, crackles)
bully: You're still on that stupid case against the green haired girl, aren't you?!
(explosion)
Scout (VO): Wah-hah!
(shotgun fire)
Scout: What? You camped the whole time for this?
(Metal bat hits baseball)
(shotgun fire)
bully (VO): That's ****ing cheating.
Scout: You said that last time!
bully (VO): We got something planned four months from now.
Heavy: Baby guns!
(shotgun fire)
Pow! Ha ha!
bully (VO): That's not gonna work anymore, you ****!
Heavy: Aagh!
(missile launches)
Demoman (VO): Well, all right!
bully (VO): I might as well send some of my ****s over to get it over with.
Demoman: Aye, move it, lassie!
Yuki: Leave it to me. I'm adept at controlling data.
Demoman: Yeah!
(missile flies in)
(electrical fizz, beeps)
(missile re-launches)
bully: What was that?
(shotgun fire)
(missile flies in and crashes: ***!)
(laughter)
Sniper (VO): Ahh, I'm sorry, mate.
Medic: Can you feel the schadenfreude?
(laughter continues)
Scout (VO): (chuckles) You look like you ran through traffic!
(reveal boom!)
Heavy (VO): Ah! Scout!
Scout (VO): Oh I know, it's not your secret--
Heavy (VO): No! That is... (chuckles)
Engineer (VO): Lady, you were getting too big for your britches.
GLaDOS (VO): You really are... generous.
GLaDOS: Here: I'll put you on.
(in Neru's voice) Do you pricks know how ****ed that was?!
(regular voice) That's you! That's how dumb you sound!
Oh no, wait....
GLaDOS (VO): What are you doing?
Engineer (VO): Aww, now you don't look like a happy camper.
Scout (VO): Agh! You have got to be kidding!
(reveal boom!)
Heavy (VO): How could this happen?
Engineer (VO): Why don't you all get along before one of you gets hurt?
Scout (VO): You morons are about to catch a real--
Oh man, that's beautiful. (chuckles)
Danny: Oh, f*** me!
(Left 4 Dead - "The Monsters Within")