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Ghost: [Moonwalks.]
Horatio: Oh my god, I just saw the ghost of King Hamlet. I should tell Hamlet about that.
[Horatio runs.]
Horatio: Hamlet, you won't believe what I just saw. I saw the ghost of your father.
[Hamlet runs.]
Hamlet: [Walks and looks around.]
(No sign of the ghost of King Hamlet.)
(The ghost of King Hamlet!)
Hamlet: [Approaches the ghost.]
Ghost: I was killed by Cladius, avenge my death!
Hamlet: What?! Why?! How can this happen? Why?!
Hamlet: To be, or not to be, that is the question... Why does my life suck so bad? Hmm...
Hamlet: How can I expose if Cladius is guilty of murdering my father?...
Hamlet: I KNOW I'LL MAKE A PLAY! Hmm... But in order to do that I need a plan...
Hamlet: HEY! I know! I have an idea. I'll play the exact scene. Hmm...
Hamlet: Yes, my father was killed according to him that he had poison poured into his ears.
Hamlet: YEP! I'll do that alright, hahaha!
Cladius: Hmm... that looks familiar.
Cladius: YOU! Why does it look familiar?! [Hamlet is startled.]
Hamlet: Hmm... oh look, there's someone behind the curtain.
Polonius: Aahhh! [Dies]
Hamlet: Yeh, yeh, yeh! [Stab, stab, stab]
Cladius: Where's Polonius?
Hamlet: Dead.
Cladius: Go to England.
Hamlet: Fine, farewell, beloved mother. [Smootch.]
[Duel begins!]
[Hamlet strikes Laertes twice!]
[Laertes dips his sword with poison.]
[Hamlet is struck by Laertes with a low-blow, causing the two to exchange swords.]
[Hamlet finishes off Laertes with his poisoned blade.]
[Hamlet, angered, stabs King Cladius.] Cladius: Aghh..
Hamlet: Now drink!
Hamlet: Horatio... I'm dying...
[Hamlet dies.]
Horatio: NOOOOO! [Throws down his sword.]
[Laertes - DEAD]
[Hamlet - DEAD]
[King Cladius - DEAD]
Horatio: NOOO! My world is over now. Everyone I know is dead!
Horatio: [Throws down his sword... again. Walks away from the carnage.]