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So, it turns out she wasn't a nurse at all, she was faking it the whole time to get into
the hospital so she could deliver the package, and -
What's wrong? Where have you been?
What are you wearing? Seriously, what happened? You look like, um...
You look like you're about to Hulk out. Not like you're gonna get huge or anything,
just, um... Angry. Will we not like you when you're angry?
Actually, dude, the Hulk comparison is pretty accurate. She's in freakin' god-mode when
she's pissed. Just be glad we're in co-op. That's probably a - Ah, what? She killed me
anyway! So what's with the dress?
Was there a party tonight or something? Who would dress like that for a party?
Maybe it was a fancy dress party. Literally. You have to wear a fancy dress
to get in. That doesn't seem very likely.
I don't know, seems pretty likely to me. Yeah, but she's upset.
Well obviously something went wrong. Obviously, but what?
Evil enchantress? Dark wizard? Kinda harping on the whole princess thing,
aren't you? Oh, take a look at that and tell me it's not
a Barbie Princess dress. Well, the skirt's a little long, see, Barbie
would probably - Well it is!
Will you just shut up about the dress? So... Are you gonna tell us what really happened?
I went on a date. Uh, and you didn't tell me?
I don't tell you a lot of things. Ah!
So who was the guy? Just a guy.
Just a guy? Yes.
Come on, who was it? Your mom.
Haha, burn! So what happened?
Come on, this is a safe place, you can talk with us.
Fine, do you want to know the truth? He liked the dress!
But it's a great look on - wait, he what? He liked it?
I'm confused, what's the problem here? My mom set it up.
Oof. Mom-date. Oh, so you wore it to scare him off!
Of course, it's horrifying! I dunno, I thought it's kinda cute. I mean
frag grenade! Frag grenade! Anyway! He asked me for a second date, and
I panicked so I said yes! I don't want to go.
Well, just call him and tell him you don't like him.
No! Don't do that! Imagine if it was you! I actually did that once. I left a voicemail
on his family's answering machine. Looking back on it, it was pretty brutal, but it got
the job done. Yeah, don't do that.
I'll just... Tell him that I'm a lesbian. That's a classic.
It explains so much. Wait, you're... not, right?
No! But he doesn't need to know that. It's a win-win.
Oh, good. I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just -
Call him. Now?
Might as well. Don't let the poor guy suffer. Yeah, break the poor guy's heart.
Fine. I'll call him in a sec. Mitch, can I use your room?
Yeah, go for it. Thanks.
Well, that went better than expected! Turns out he's gay and he's just trying to appease
his mother! Well, that would explain why he likes the
dress. Charlie, why are you still in the dress?
Because it's pretty. And it makes your humiliation that much sweeter when I defeat you.
But we're playing co-op. What? - Oh no! Come on! - Ah, seriously?!
You're a monster! But I'm a pretty monster.