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Being able to make fair,
principled decisions and stand by them is key to leadership.
I think that self-discipline and sacrifice speaks for itself.
Everything I've ever done till now was leading up to this point,
and I think given the opportunity I can prove just how hard I can work.
I don't believe it.
It's just a coincidence.
I know, but what are the odds?
Up for the same position.
Of all the interviews you had to walk into mine.
You still look great.
I’m not expecting to be stuck in a room with a bunch of idiots,
it’s going to be some of the most intelligent young minds in the country.
So if my qualification gives me an edge, I’ll be using it.
You should talk to her,
the *** star.
I mean look at him, he's got the right idea.
He’s the only one around here one hundred percent guaranteed to leave with a job…a ***.
- Yeah, I’d put money on it. You a betting man? - I…
People expect you to behave a certain way,
to say certain things.
Because of where I grew up, I’ve had to deal with assumptions my entire life,
but it’s taught me to be adaptable.
Life’s like the poker table you've gotta play people like you play cards,
make them think you’ve got nothing then turn over aces.
Hi.
I think I know you from somewhere.
You're right. You do know me from somewhere.
Is that why you came over
just to say that?
Or to put a fiver in my pants?
Aren't you clever.
Are you looking at my ***?
You pervert.
It's on my CV,
I don't mind talking about it.
It was a part time job that paid for Uni.
I’m here because I want more of a challenge.
Doing the splits upside-down sliding down a pole isn’t going to change the world, is it?
But its an asset being able to multi-task under stressful conditions.
Naked.
- Did it work? - She pretty much told me to…to eff off.
- Well what did you expect? - I feel a bit...weird.
Don’t worry mate, there’s plenty more...
I didn’t do anything! He just went over!
Is he dead?
- I think he's just unconscious. - Does anyone know CPR?
- Oh thank God. - There’s a man here passed out…
Looks like our hungry little friend couldn’t but help himself to some pastries.
So the nibbles were part of the test?
You have to earn your breakfast.
But he looks like he's dead.
He’ll be fine.
It's a dog eat dog world out there.
Trust me.
I've seen it.
Dogs literally eating other dogs.
It's disgusting.
First of all, let's dispense with the introductions. You know who we are. We know who you are.
We all know why we’re here.
You want The Position.
But not all of you will survive the recruitment process.
So which one of you shiny, happy people gets to go first, then?
It looks like a Daniel Rouco.
Uh…it's Danny.
Of course it is.
Do any of you have any questions before we start?
Is there a toilet in here?
No, part of the interview criteria is to see how long you can hold it in for.
We’re not sadists.
It's out the door, a left then a right.
Anyone else? No? Good.
Someone from Human Recycling, sorry...
Human Resources will be in to clear up
any confusion.
Daniel Rouco, follow me.
Jenny, what the hell is going on?
Slow down, slow down!
Explain to me exactly what happened.
Probably watching us right now,
to see how we react.
He can’t be dead, it’s an interview.
There’s got to be a logical explanation.
I think he's an actor playing dead.
I’m not going to try the pastries though. Just in case.
Don't you too get it?
Playing dead or not, that’s one less candidate for The Position. But whatever.
I’m going to powder my nose.
Alone.
Well, apart from sleeping beauty there.
Vince, I'm telling you...
That was my mother, she's not well.
You can't tell them I have a phone, I'll get disqualified.
I don't want to know, I didn't see you on the phone and you didn't see me do this.
A gambling man you say?
How much do you want this job?
What if we said best of three?
Or you could walk, it's up to you.
I don't understand?
A one in six chance of getting a peanut if I’m correct?
Confectionery is not my forte.
If I didn't know you better.
I'd say you're playing mind games with me,
trying to distract the competition.
Well you're the one with the psychology degree.
If I get The Position, I'd like to take you out to dinner.
I won’t rub it in your face. Just dinner.
Some wine. Maybe dancing.
When I get The Position, I’ll be taking you out to dinner.
So you think you’ve got it in the bag...
I know a great restaurant, you’ll love the desserts,
I’ll order for you. The gentleman will have the humble pie.
I’ll have the sorbet.
I got a bit lost...
It’s like the labyrinth in here.
We were just discussing the interview process.
Did you see the other girl? Holly?
Maybe she got lost, who knows?
- Jennifer Gibney... - Yes!
It’s time for your one on one.
You are to be commended on your initiative.
The elimination of one's rivals is the only way to guarantee success,
though your methods were rather...blunt.
You truly are an exceptional candidate.
However, certain facts have come to light which have made it necessary
for your interview to be terminated.
I believe these belonged to a friend of yours.
- Look, I can tell you who I’m working... - That won’t be necessary.
Anything you can tell us, we already know.
I sometimes think about the sacrifices I've made,
the hours studying, networking, trying to better myself.
What if I’d done things differently,
had a bit more fun, let my hair down more often.
We could have been so happy together.
But I really want The Position.
[Gunshot]