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MADDIE: Anyway I've not slept for three nights, so I'm totally dead to the world. Next thing
I'm looking at three pairs of shoes, like proper shiny, one bloke and two women. They're
only Vicar and bride and groom! SOPHIE: Noooooo!?
MADDIE: Getting married right over me head! SOPHIE: Were yous under the alter?
MADDIE: No under the sign-y bit. SOPHIE: The vestry.
MADDIE: So I panic, table goes over, the bride's screaming at me as I leg it, the Vicar's swearing
at me ... are they even allowed to swear? SOPHIE: No, they're not.
MADDIE: And the next thing I'm chased up Deansgate by Mother of the bride.
SOPHIE: The mother of the bride? MADDIE: Don't laugh. She had a boxer's face
and some massive paperweight thing in her hand.
SOPHIE: Here you go. MADDIE: Have you got any beer?
SOPHIE: C'mon Maddie, you know I'm not allowed to give you beer. It's one of my Mum's rules
remember? MADDIE: Even when she's on the way to the
pub herself? SOPHIE: Can we not just at least try and stick
to the rules, just for the first night eh? MADDIE: All right. (moves closer to Sophie)
No loud music, no alcohol, and no dirty pots in the sink.
SOPHIE: Maddie. MADDIE: What? I weren't going to say anything
that was on the list, was I? SOPHIE: Yeah but there's obviously things
that she wasn't gonna mention. Sophie continued: Maddie I can't I'm sorry.
I can't. MADDIE: Because I'm vulnerable and you're
a volunteer yeah? Do I seem vulnerable to you!?
SOPHIE: It's just the way things are. MADDIE: Fine. Night then.