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-Stop sending me invites.
I'm never going to attend your party, or your
event, or your thing.
It's stupid.
-Status kill.
-Agent Sparks, we're all clear to take the shot.
Eliminate a target with the glasses.
-Clear.
-Time is running out.
Take out the target.
-Almost got it.
-The window is closing.
-Almost got it.
-Susan has invited you to the event.
-Oh my god, I'm 26 and getting a really old birthday bash.
-I'm very busy at work right now.
Can we please talk about this later?
-Stewart has invited you to the event--
it's Disco Thursday at Cha-Cha-Cha.
-No, get out of my shot.
-Eddie, has invited you to the event--
I'm going Out to get drunk, yeah, and throw Up all Over
myself.
-That is not an event.
It's a plan.
No, I'm not going.
-Agent Sparks, has the target been eliminated?
Agent Sparks--
-Stay right there.
-Victor invited you to--
-Move.
-Come hear me read poetry.
-Stop inviting me to your stupid ***.
-[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
-No.
I don't live in Texas.
Are you kidding me?
I am not coming to your house.
No, no, no, no.
That's two years from now.
I can't commit to that.
No, no, I'm not coming to your pillow fight.
I'm an adult.
-Hunter has invited you to the event-- the zombie apocalypse.
-There's no such thing as a zombie.
-Read me a bedtime story.
-Dat, dat, argh, um.
-No, no, please, don't go.
I--
I'll send you an invite.
Shhhhhit.
-Come in, Agent Sparks.
What is you status?
Can you confirm a kill?
-Ah, target's a no show.
Oh, and this is not over.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You want to hear some more about how I feel about this
social networking, and all this Tweeting, and all this
posting, and tagging, and-- and-- and cyber stalking?
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-You Martha, Martha, Martha!
You've been tagged in a photo.
is this you?