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Flula, you have asked some stupid questions in English
as to the origins of the Daddy long-legs.
I have learned German, so that I can give some stupid answers.
You have just discovered the daddy-long-legs,
but you say you don’t like it?
The daddy long-legs is not interested,
in whether or not he pleases the likes of you!!
He is rather impartial to your existence!
The daddy long legs is a majestic creature of stoic intelligence,
and of dutiful obedience to the laws of nature.
He is enterprising and emotionless, industrious...
His lack of a head or thorax or abdomen,
the simple nature of his form,
is a fairly efficient biological design, is it not?
He is, in fact, entirely German in his nature!
He seems more German than you!!
So when you are critical of the daddy long-legs,
is this not a subconscious expression of your own self-hatred?
Is your indignation for the daddy long legs
not rooted in the same psychological problem that caused you to flee Germany,
to the soulless, bankrupt, and masturbatory land of California?
Why are you so insecure?
Why should you belittle the name of the tiny, noble, Daddy long-legs?
With a name like "flula,"
I would have thought you should be careful in *** on others' names!
So Flula...
please keep making funny youtube videos- they're great!
But, do not say that mother nature was off drinking coffee,
when the Daddy long-legs was created.
Everyone knows that is ridiculous.
But, perhaps you can do more videos
about the many strange names and shapes of other animals,
such as the Polish and the ***-toad.
Everyone knows, they are the true accidents of nature!