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Harry Potter and the Seven Deadly Sins
The Harry Potter books talk abut magic, witchcratf and occultism!
Cristal balls, curses, three-headed dogs!
Death, Light, Fire, Destruction!
Obviously, the Harry Potter books are satanic.
In fact, they are so condemned that I am scared of my bookshelf suddenly bursting in flames.
The Harry Potter books are Seven, just like the Seven Deadly Sins!
Coincidence? I don't think so!
Clearly, J.K. Rowling wanted each of the books to represent one the Seven Deadly Sins!
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Gluttony
Greed
Sloth...
Wrath!!
Envy
Pride
Wich of the books represent each of the Deadly Sins!?
I am going to tell you.
Sloth: The Order of the Phoenix.
Because it's the longest and most boring book, and it induces to lazyness in such a way...
Gluttony: The Order of the Phoenix.
Just look at how fat it is!
It's almost as big as the first three books combined!
Actually, it could perfectly devour them.
[Waka waka...]
Greed: The Order of the Phoenix.
Because each of the books had been longer than the former, and the fifth one would be no exception
even though it had less things to tell than the fourth one.
That year, greed lost J.K. Rowling.
***: The Order of the Phoenix.
Because this is the first time that Harry kissed somebody,
and he described the kiss as "wet".
And the girl he kissed was called Cho,
A name easily mocked in spanish.
But to be fair, I was temped to assign *** to the sixth book
because I'm convinced that between the lines Harry f***s Ginny Weasley
And Dumbledore f***s H***y and Tom Riddle, and that's why the last one is so upset.
Wrath: The Order of the Phoenix.
WHY IS THIS BOOK SO BAD!!?? UOOOOH!!!
Envy: The Order of the Phoenix.
It has envy of the other books, because they are better than him!
Pride: The Order of the Phoenix.
Because he thought he could be as good as the others.
In conlusion, none of the books deserves eternal damnation, and they can easily go to heaven.
Save for YOU!!!
You deserve to rot in Hell for all Eternity!!
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