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-Thanks for coming by, little nephew.
-It's not like I had a choice.
My mom says you're lonely 'cause you have no friends.
-Okay then, great. We're gonna have a lot of fun.
That's because it's story time!
-Oh no, not again.
-Did I ever tell you about the time that I caught Bigfoot?
-Yes!
-There I was, in the forest.
I was fishing in the great Colorado River
catching many o' rainbow trout.
Of course, I was setting all sorts of world fishing records.
-Does he really think we are going to eat that icky worm?
-I know, right? Like, gross.
-Please kill me.
-(Grapefruit) Anyhoo, I'm minding my own beeswax
when, all of a sudden, I hear it.
-(Orange) Mashed potatoes!
-Mashed potatoes?
-Oh. Hey, guys.
-Okay, moving on. Where was I?
-(Orange) Mashed potatoes! -Oh, yeah.
[stomp! stomp!]
At first, I thought it was every person in the world
applauding simultaneously for how awesome I am,
but I was actually wrong. -(nephew) Shocker.
-(Grapefruit) Do you know what it was?
-(nephew) A bigfoot.
-(Grapefruit) Not A bigfoot... THE Bigfoot.
[sniffing] Hey, anybody else smell
an unnaturally large stinky foot?
[Bigfoot roars] Oh, good. It's not just me.
Whoa! Hands off, you hairy dork!
-I turned my back for five minutes and you--
-Can't a fish change his mind?
[splash!]
-(Grapefruit) I chased that silly Bigfoot
to the end of Yosemite National Park and back,
but you know what? I actually lost him.
Where'd he go?
-Uh... how were you chasing him again?
'Cause you don't have any legs.
-At that point, I thought all was lost.
That fishing rod was everything to me.
-What about your family?
-EVERYTHING TO ME!
That's why I invented the most technologically advanced
piece of technological technology the world has ever seen.
There, that oughta do it.
And then I performed the greatest Bigfoot call
the world has ever heard.
Hey! Hey, Bigfoot! Where the heck are you,
you smelly fishing-pole-thieving wimpazoid?
[Bigfoot roars, crash!]
Aw, crap.
Yaaaaahhhh!!!
-Mashed potatoes!
-And that's how I caught the missing link,
a.k.a. Sasquatch, a.k.a. Bigfoot.
-But you didn't even catch him.
-Oh, didn't I?
-No! [record scratches]
-When's your mother picking you up?
-Hey, hey, fruit lovers!
Thanks for watching my brand-new video,
and just to let you know, my brand-new Annoying Orange toys
are in stores right now and we're having a contest.
All you have to do is use the toys
to make your own Annoying Orange video,
then upload it to YouTube
and make it a video response to this video.
You could win all kinds of cool prizes
and get featured on my website. Here's an example!
Hey! Hey, Midget Apple!
-[groans] What is it, Orange?
-Hey, Midget Apple, hey!
-What is it, Orange?!
-Can you do this? Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya, nya-nya-nya-nya...
-[groans] Stop it, stop it, stop it!
-Hey! Hey, Midget Apple!
-What?!
-Ninja Baby!
[Midget Apple yells]
Whoa! He got a serious dose of kung-fruit. [laughs]
So hey, start making some videos
and, until next time, nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya.