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Legend has it there was a king so cruel that the Gods feared him
he wanted the Black Cauldron
so he could resurrect an army of deathless warriors, and with them, rule the world.
uh... Excuse me sir?
Bah! Who are you?
Some sort of girl scout?
Oh, I'm Flora, and this is Link.
Well I didn't order any girl scout cookies,
But I DID order THIS!
(GASP) The Black Cauldron! Where did you get it? I bought it at Walgreens.
Hello, Sir, Welcome to Walgreens. How can we help you?
Do you have a caulron on sale?
-Why, yes we do. -How much?
About fifty dollars.
(Laughter) I'll take it!
Yes, anyway. Now that I have it, I
call on my army of the dead.
Arise, my minions. My, such a brave, handsome group. Never has anyone created an army like this.
Now get him! (Exclamation) Falling blocks. -Poosh -Oh no, did you just hit the reverse switch? Oh, why did they put that there? What were they thinking? What is wrong with this cauldron, ahhh! -(Explosions) -(Silly noises)
-The story of Link, what happens? -(No!)
-"No" happens?! -Yeah, and the (silly noises/jibberish) -Hello sir, welcome to-- Ryan, you can't do that... (laughter)
♫ And that miracle appeared, ♫
♫ in London town, ♫
♫ the sword in the couch. ♫
Oh! (Silly noises/laughter)
Stab your phone open!
Uh oh... I think you killed the couch, though...
(Jibberish and laughter)
(Laughter)
You should tell Holly that!
Okay. (Laughter)
-I'm a skeleton, and I'm one of the minions of the Dark Lord --uh, the Horned King-- -Alright, tell us about yourself Mr. Skeleton -I... I just did... I'm one of the
minions of the ever-popular Horned King of
-Wait, can you -... the... Black Cauldron -... Can you tell us what's, what's up with your-
I have a special-- my special talent-- my super power is I have too many arms
Oh my! Oh, no...
Uh, manufacturing error in the
factory of-- ahh, AHH AHHHH!
AH! (Laughter)
That really, really hurt,
and now my neck is broken. -Now EVERYTHING'S broken! -(Laughter) -What am I going to do with you... -Link wins, Link wins, yeah yeah, blah blah!