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Sami !
Sami !
Ouch!
What are we doing here?
We don't belong here!
We're not cool.
-K. We are cool now, Duder.
We have become cool and now we have to deal with that.
-I don't wanna be cool!
Why are you being so difficul? Please, can we just please go home, Sami?
-(???)
-Duder!
- Later! - Duder!
-Duder!
-Oh.
Hi, Sami.
How are you?
This is the story of how me,
Sami Reese,
and my brother became rockstars...
with very little talent...
and a whole lot...
of lies.
-Everybody!
Ok everybody now listen to me.
Everyone, this is Sami Reese.
That's the girl from Little White Lie, she's really cool!
She *** rocks, man!
-Hey, Sami!
-Toby!
-Ah, you remembered this time!
-Yeah.
-I didn't know you'd come but I'm glad you made it.
-Okay, um, that's great.
Sami, have you met *** Tonk?
So, are you having fun?
-Yeah, definitely!
Great party, Tanya!
-Oh, thanks!
-yeah.
-Oh, um... did you... did you get a chance to talk to Sami Reese?
-Oh, yeah, I did! She's so nice!
I don't know why we were so mean to her all those years, I mean,
she's just so nice,
so great,
talented...
-Ok, yeah,
just... be really sensitive with her, you know.
-Oh, um, yeah, definitely, oh...
um, wait, why?
Wh-what's the thing, wha...?
-Oh. You don't know?
-No.
Oh, um, she's...
She's undergoing a hormon therapy this week.
-Eh... hormon therapy?
She's... she's getting a sex change operation.
-What?!
Sh!
Oh, God, I don't wanna be insensitive or something...
-Oh, no, neither do I.
just... spread it around... make sure that everyone knows...
-Oh, ok, yeah!
-Ok, great!
bye!
-bye!
bye.
oh, bye.
Did you guys hear about Sami?
Did you hear about Sami?
...did you hear about Sami?
She's getting a *** reassignment surgery.
I'm serious, so try to be really sensitive about it.
So really, support her.
Oh my God.
Just be really supportive, ok?
-Sure!
-Yeah, sure!
-Alright!
-So... you've been going through a lot of changes lately, huh?
I feel like you have a passion, like, burning in your loins,
for something about to happen, you know!
So your parents, they really are supportive of what you're trying to do?
Oh, yeah, I mean, like... they bought all my equipment,
so I assume that they want me to succeed.
-Oh,
high quality stuff?
-Well, it's all previously owned, but it's in really good condition.
-Right.
Cool.
...musicians, too, the whole... androgene,
it's like this way or that, which is it?
-Would you be able to hook up with him?
-Um, I don't know, I wish he'd be really cute or ...?
-Hi, did you hear that...
ah well, there you are
-Everyone!
Everyone, I'd like to say something if I could.
Everyone!
Could you get around for a second, I'd like to say something.
Ah, yeah, hi! Um...
I'd like to take this chance to welcome our new friend, Sami Reese.
Sami, could you...?
come on!
everybody, this is Sami Reese.
I know you all love her.
I know we're gonna love him even more, when he comes back next fall from the *** reassignment surgery!
Sami,
Sam,
we love you, man! Babe!
-Awwwww!
-What?!
Yeah we all know about the surgery, I mean... everybody here's supportive!
I wish I was, you know, brave enough to cross that gender line.
-Yeah, you're gonna be so handsome!
-You...!
-Sam?
-What!?
-What's wrong?
-Tanya,
why don't you just grow up?
-Um, Tanya...
did you make that up?
-Did you see the look on her face?
-Yeah, well, Tanya, that's really not funny.
-Oh, come... come on, it's just a...
it's just a joke, I mean, she's...
she's such a little man, you know?
It's funny.
-No, I don't know.
Tanya, what about people who really do have sex changes?
That's like a really big decision for them.
-That's not even funny, Tanya.
-That's so URGH!
-'ts not right.
-Hey, Sami!
-Sami, wait!
-Stay away from me!
No, wait wait wait wait wait wait!
I'm sorry, listen to me:
I don't know, I don't know what Tanya was thinking, ok?
She thought it'd be funny, I,
look, nobody in there was trying to hurt your feelings, alright?
Nobody.
-Why did they listen to her? She's such an... idiot!
-Yeah, tell me about it, I know.
You guys are supposed to be the cool kids, you know?
You're supposed to be cool, not a bunch of friggin' morons!
-Yes!
Alright, yes, morons! Exactly!
Ok? I...
-Oh, come on!
Those are your friends, Toby!
Oh, no, no, no, no, you got me all wrong, my...
my friends graduated last year, ok?
These people just sucked me in.
I don't fit in though.
-Then why d'you hang out with them?
-Because they like me, and because...
well, to be honest, I don't really know anybody else.
-You know me.
-yeah, I do. I do know you.
and to be quite honest I would... much rather hand out with you, than...
any of those... nutcases in there.
-Really?
-Well yeah!
I mean, it's...
You could always try in Little White Lie ?
-yeah.
-Sorry.
-Oh...
were you serious?
Kinda took it wrong, I...
if I was given the choice, I mean, I would,
I would love to be in your band, you guys were great!
You and your brother, I mean,
it seems like you guys kinda... run on the time ship, I wouldn't...
-Oh! No, no!
We'd... we would love to have you join our band!
-Honestly?
-Totally serious.
-OK! You're on!
Ok, um... I am gonna run damage control for you inside.
-Ok...
I'll see you at practice tomorrow...
-Yeah, practice, right...
Um...
Wh-where's practice, again?
-Oh, um... my house, at 2.
-Alright!
-See ya.
-See ya, Sami.
Alright then...