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- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES...
- I USUALLY GET 50%, PHAEDRA.
- I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO WORK TOGETHER.
- WE GOT TO HAVE FURNITURE. WE GOT TO GET THE POOL GOING.
I JUST NEED YOU TO MAKE THAT A LOT MORE EASIER.
- YOU HAVE TO RELEASE
SOME OF THE THINGS THAT HAVE TO BE DONE.
YOU DON'T DO THAT.
- PHAEDRA'S CLEARLY NOT PLEASED
THAT MISS KENYA IS DOING HER LITTLE DONKEY *** IDEA.
- YOU KNOW, THAT'S HOW BIPOLAR PEOPLE ACT SOMETIMES.
LITHIUM CAN FIX THAT.
- WAKE UP, LITTLE GIRL.
SHADY PHAE-PHAE IS PLAYING YOU LIKE A FIDDLE.
- GO ON, GIRL!
- CUTIE PIE.
- KENYA WAS LIKE, "I'M WORKING ON MY VIDEO."
AND SHE'S WORKING ON A STALLION *** VIDEO.
- YOU DAMN LYING.
- THIS IS MY IDEA.
THAT'S MINE.
- YOU DON'T OWN THE COPYRIGHT ON THAT.
- SO BASICALLY YOU DONE TURNED INTO A BITER.
- LET'S SPEAK ENGLISH HERE.
- COPYCAT.
- I HAVE ARRIVED.
AND THE SPOTLIGHT IS ON ME, HONEY.
- I MAY BE SMALL...
♪ OH ♪
BUT MY EMPIRE KEEPS ON GROWING.
- BEAUTY FADES.
CLASS IS FOREVER.
- PEOPLE SAY I HAVE A PICTURE-PERFECT LIFE,
AND I DO.
- I'M A SOUTHERN BELLE:
BRAINS, ***, AND ALL BUSINESS.
- I WON MISS USA,
NOT MISS CONGENIALITY.
- HEY. - KENYA.
- I'M HERE. - WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- WHAT'S UP, MAN? - YOU READY TO DO THIS?
- I'M READY.
- WE GOT SOME GOOD STUFF FOR YOU TODAY.
- ALL RIGHT. OH, YOU GONNA KICK MY ***.
- AH, WE GOT TO GET IT DONE. WE GOT TO GET IT IN.
- LORD. - WHAT WE GOT GOING ON?
- YOU KNOW THE WORKOUT VIDEO THAT I WAS PRODUCING...
- YEAH.
- FOR MY "FRIEND"? - UH-HUH.
- SHE DIDN'T WANT TO PAY ME. - WHAT?
- I HAD A CASH OFFER ON THE TABLE TO PRODUCE A VIDEO,
SO I'M GONNA PRODUCE A VIDEO.
WELL, YOU KNOW HER WHOLE THING WAS, LIKE, THE DONKEY ***.
- YEAH.
- SO WHO WANTS TO LOOK LIKE A DONKEY?
- DON'T NOBODY WANT TO SEE NO CHUNKY ***
ON NO DOGGONE VIDEOTAPE TALKING ABOUT EXERCISING.
THEY WANT INSPIRATION.
THEY WANT TO SAY, "I WANT TO LOOK LIKE THAT."
- I KNOW.
- THEY WANT THE REAL BOOTIES. - YEAH.
PEOPLE WANT TO LOOK LIKE A BEAUTY QUEEN, NOT A DONKEY.
AND I THINK IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY TO AMERICA
TO GIVE 'EM JUST THAT.
YOU NEED TO GET ME, LIKE, CUT.
- WE GONNA GET YOU RIPPED UP, NOW.
- DON'T TRY TO KILL ME, OKAY?
- ECTOR.
- HOW YOU DOING? - SORRY I'M A LITTLE TARDY.
YOU READY TO MAKE US LOOK LOVELY?
- I'M READY.
MAKE SURE YOU GOT THE ABS AND THE DONKEY *** WITH YOU.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
SO I WILL TRANSFORM, AND WE'LL GO FROM THERE.
- ALL RIGHT, BE WAITING.
- THERE'S SO MANY WORKOUT VIDEOS ON THE MARKET RIGHT NOW,
NOT TO EVEN MENTION THE COPYCATS,
SO YOUR PACKAGING HAS TO POP.
THAT'S WHY I'M WORKING WITH THE BEST PHOTOGRAPHER
FOR MY PHOTO SHOOT.
ALL RIGHT, CALVIN, I'M READY.
- YOU READY?
- LET'S GET YOU TOUCHED UP.
YOU LOOK GOOD.
- RHYTHMIC GYMNAST.
- YOU READY TO DO THIS?
- [growls]
ONE THING I KNOW I HAVE A LEG UP ON
IS MY FANTASTIC IMAGE.
PAINT, HONEY.
THIS DONKEY *** CAN SELL ANYTHING.
YOU SEE MY ***? - I SEE THAT ***.
- IT LOOK RIGHT.
- YOU KNOW IT. YOU A ***-OLOGIST.
- WHERE DID YOU TAKE YOUR COURSE OF WORK FOR THAT?
- [laughs]
- DID YOU GO TO DONK U?
- 101.
- LEFT, LEFT, RIGHT.
HUH, HUH, BAM.
HUH, HUH, HUH. GIVE ME TEN. GO.
COME ON. SLOW IT UP.
SLOW IT UP.
- WHOO! - COME ON. COME ON.
NOW TURN AND FACE ME. GO.
COME ON, FACE ME. FACE ME.
HUH, HUH, HUH.
- HELLO.
- HEY, YOU GOT HER LOOKING GOOD
OR YOU GOT HER IN HER ATTITUDE MODE?
WHICH ONE?
- YOU READY?
- WE'RE READY TO GO.
- ALL RIGHT, LET ME HAVE YOU GUYS TURN BACK-TO-BACK.
THERE YOU GO.
THERE YOU GO.
- WORKING TOGETHER AS A HUSBAND-AND-WIFE TEAM
REALLY LENDS SOME FAMILY-FRIENDLY CREDIBILITY
TO THIS VIDEO.
- DONKEY ***, COME ON.
- HEY, THAT'S FOR THE OTHER DVD COVER.
- SQUAT DOWN FOR THE LEGS.
- OOH! - THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO.
TWO. - OOH, IT'S BURNING MY BUTT.
- ONE MORE. AND FIVE. GOOD JOB.
- IT'S BURNING.
BURNING THESE CAKES.
IT TAKES A LOT OF HARD WORK TO HAVE THIS BODY.
- GO.
- I'M IN THE GYM AROUND THE CLOCK.
AND IF I'M GOING TO PUT MY PERSONAL BRAND ON SOMETHING,
I'M GOING TO MAKE DAMN SURE THAT IT WORKS.
IF I SQUEEZE COMING UP,
I FEEL IT, LIKE, REALLY WORK THAT.
- OKAY, LET'S DO SOME AB STUFF.
- OH, LORD, YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME, DUDE.
- EH, EH, EH. WHOO!
- DON'T MOVE.
- TILT YOUR BUTT UP.
- NICE.
- SO TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE VIDEO.
- YOU KNOW, WE'RE GONNA KEEP IT REALLY SIMPLE,
HIGH PRODUCTION VALUE,
BUT I WANT TO JUST FOCUS ON THE ROUTINE.
IF THEY'RE GONNA SPEND THEIR MONEY,
THEY NEED TO GET IN SHAPE.
- BOW.
- RIGHT THERE.
NICE. STAY LIKE THAT.
NICE.
MOVE.
I KIND OF LIKE--I LIKE THAT.
- DONKEY ***.
IT'S NASTY. [laughs]
- THREE, FOUR, FIVE. GOOD JOB.
- ALL I HAVE TO DO IS KEEP WORKING OUT IN THE GYM
UNTIL THE VIDEO IS SHOT.
AFTER THAT, THE "STALLION ***" VIDEO WILL SELL ITSELF.
- THIS IS INSPIRATION.
- YEAH, THE DONKEY *** SHOW GOOD.
- MM, MY *** LOOKS GOOD.
MM, MM, MM.
- WE HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS.
IF I FORGET TO ASK ANYTHING, PLEASE JUMP IN.
HELLO! - CYNTHIA.
- YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME. - AH, BEAUTIFUL.
- SO NICE TO MEET YOU. - LOOK AT YOU.
- SO CY OR CYRUS?
- CY WILL BE GREAT. MY FRIENDS CALL ME CY.
- ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE'RE GONNA BE FRIENDS,
SO I'M GONNA CALL YOU CY.
- RODNEY? NICE TO MEET YOU, RODNEY.
- JUST PUT YOUR BAG DOWN AND HAVE A SEAT.
- OH, GOOD. OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
- WE HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS FOR YOU.
- WELL, HOPEFULLY I CAN ANSWER THEM ALL FOR YOU TODAY.
[laughter]
NOW, YOU STARTED OUT IN PAGEANTS, DIDN'T YOU?
- I WAS DISCOVERED IN A PAGEANT. - THAT'S AWESOME.
- I DIDN'T PLACE,
BUT ONE OF THE JUDGES TURNED OUT TO BE A MODEL SCOUT
FROM WILHELMINA MODELS IN NEW YORK CITY.
- WOW.
- SO THAT'S HOW THAT WHOLE THING HAPPENED.
SO IT DID KIND OF ORIGINATE FROM A PAGEANT,
WHICH IS WHY I THOUGHT THIS COULD MAKE SENSE.
- YES.
- I RECENTLY DECIDED THAT I WOULD GET INTO PAGEANTS
BECAUSE ONLY ONE OUT OF TEN PEOPLE THAT WALK THROUGH MY DOOR
ACTUALLY HAVE A SHOT AT MODELING SERIOUSLY.
- CYNTHIA, DO YOU WANT TO COVER, LIKE,
LITTLE GIRLS ALL THE WAY TO MARRIED WOMEN?
- WELL, I HAD THOUGHT MAYBE--
YOU KNOW, MAYBE TO, UM...
- I LIKE THE 12-, 13-, AND 14-YEAR-OLD BRACKET...
- MM-HMM.
- ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU WERE KIND OF DISCOVERED
IN THAT AGE BRACKET.
- I LOVE THAT. I LOVE THAT.
BESIDES BEING IN ONE PAGEANT ABOUT 25 YEARS AGO,
I REALLY DON'T KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT PAGEANTS.
BUT CY KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT PAGEANTS.
AND WHAT ABOUT CATEGORIES?
I KNOW WE'RE BOMBARDING YOU.
- NO, THAT'S OKAY.
- WE WERE SO EXCITED THAT YOU WERE COMING.
WE'RE TRYING TO GET IT IN RIGHT NOW.
[laughter]
- I THINK, FOR YOUR FIRST YEAR: OPENING NUMBER, INTERVIEW,
FUN FASHION, EVENING GOWN,
AND THEN THE TOP FIVE HAVE TO ANSWER A QUESTION.
- A QUESTION ONSTAGE.
- AND THEN WHY DON'T YOU BE THE EMCEE THE FIRST YEAR?
- OH, NO.
THIS IS LEELAH, MAKES HER WAY DOWN THE RUNWAY.
I'M SORRY; AND THAT IS PRONOUNCED LEELU.
I'M USED TO WEARING THE GARMENTS,
NOT TALKING ABOUT THEM.
I APOLOGIZE.
UH, NO, I WAS NOT BLESSED WITH THAT TALENT.
- WE NEED TO HIRE AN EMCEE.
- SO, CY, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE MONEY PART NOW.
- OKAY. - YEAH, THE FEES.
- I KNOW ANYTIME I WOULD GO INTO A VENTURE,
I WANT TO GET A RETURN ON MY INVESTMENT.
- OH, I DEFINITELY WANT A RETURN ON MY INVESTMENT.
- I WANT TO KNOW THAT I'M GONNA AT LEAST GONNA BE ABLE
TO COVER MY EXPENSES.
- EXACTLY.
- SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE AN ENTRY FEE.
- LIKE, WHAT IS THAT USUALLY? WHAT IS THAT FEE?
- IT CAN BE ANYWHERE FROM $75 TO, YOU KNOW, $1,200.
- OH, MY GOD, THAT'S AMAZING.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? - YEAH.
- AND THAT'S JUST TO ENTER? - YEAH.
OBVIOUSLY, THAT'S KIND OF STEEP FOR WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
I PERSONALLY THINK $250 IS GREAT.
THEN YOU GET INTO OPTIONALS.
LIKE, WHEN YOU DO PHOTOGENIC,
YOU CAN GIVE THEM THE OPPORTUNITY
TO SUBMIT FOUR PICTURES,
AND THAT'S $10 A PICTURE.
THAT'S 40 BUCKS.
THEN IT'S $50 TO $100 PER GIRL TO DO TALENT.
- REALLY?
- AND SO RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE AT $400 TO DO EVERYTHING.
- OH, MY GOD.
- AND THEN YOU COULD BRING IN A MAKEUP TEAM AND A HAIR TEAM.
- NOW, THAT WOULD BE ANOTHER FEE FOR THEM
TO GET OUR GLAM SQUAD TO GET THEM TOGETHER
AS OPPOSED TO DOING THEIR OWN?
- YEAH, IT'S $65 FOR HAIR, $85 FOR MAKEUP.
AND THEN YOU MAKE A PERCENTAGE OF EVERYTHING THEY MAKE,
'CAUSE YOU'RE PUTTING THEIR NAME OUT THERE.
- I'M DOING PAGEANTS TO BRING MORE MONEY INTO THE AGENCY.
BUT WHO KNEW THERE WAS SO MUCH MONEY TO BE MADE?
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
WELL, I THINK WE ARE AT A GREAT STARTING POINT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR TIME. - YOU'RE SO WELCOME.
I ALWAYS TELL EVERYBODY THAT PAGEANTS ARE LIKE CHURCHES.
IN THE SOUTH, THERE'S ONE ON EVERY CORNER.
- OOH, HALLELUJAH.
I LOVE IT.
[laughter]
- OH, HI.
- HELLO.
SO WHAT'S UP?
- EXCUSE ME. - YES?
- CAN YOU TAKE THE KNIVES OFF THE TABLE, JUST IN CASE?
[laughter]
- I SAY LEAVE THEM. I SAY LEAVE THEM.
- I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA
WHY KENYA HAS INVITED ME TO LUNCH.
PROBABLY TO POISON ME.
- I'M GLAD YOU CAME.
I KNOW IT'S A LOT OF ISSUES THAT WE'VE HAD IN THE PAST.
AND I KNOW WE GOT OFF TO, YOU KNOW, A START.
BUT THIS WHOLE SITUATION WITH PHAEDRA
IS GETTING REALLY OUT OF CONTROL AND GETTING UGLY.
- BUT WHAT--
- AND I JUST WANTED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU...
- MM-HMM.
- AND ALLOW YOU TO UNDERSTAND MY SIDE.
- THIS IS SO WEIRD THAT KENYA IS NOW WANTING TO BE MY FRIEND
AND EXPLAIN HER SIDE OF THE STORY.
REALLY, I WANT TO HEAR FROM THIS WOMAN IS AN APOLOGY.
GO AHEAD.
- I FEEL LIKE THE WHOLE REASON THAT A RELATIONSHIP--
WHATEVER-- STARTING WITH YOU AND PHAEDRA
IS BECAUSE OF A FALLOUT BETWEEN ME AND PHAEDRA
OVER A BUSINESS SITUATION.
AND ALL OF THE THINGS THAT SHE'S BEEN SAYING ABOUT ME
ARE NOT TRUE.
- OKAY.
I ALREADY KNEW THAT YOU AND PHAEDRA HAVE BEEF
OR SOMETHING GOING ON,
BUT WHATEVER PHAEDRA'S TELLING ME
IS NOT WHAT HAS AFFECTED OUR RELATIONSHIP.
IN ANGUILLA, IT JUST WENT REAL, REAL BAD REAL FAST.
PHAEDRA HAS NEVER BEEN IN BETWEEN THAT.
- NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- SO I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING NOW,
I'M JUST WONDERING, WHY ARE YOU CONCERNED
ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH PHAEDRA?
- BECAUSE YOU'RE BEING A PAWN IN THAT WHOLE PICTURE.
THAT'S THE POINT.
- I CAN ONLY BE A PAWN IF I ALLOW MYSELF TO BE A PAWN.
- EXACTLY.
- I DON'T DO THAT.
WHAT SHE'S SAYING IS GOING THROUGH ONE EAR
AND COMING OUT THE OTHER.
BUT THAT IS HE SAY, SHE SAY.
THAT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT I'M GONNA GET INTO.
- LET ME FINISH.
- AND I DON'T WANT YOU EVEN TO REPEAT THAT TO ME.
I'M NOT INDULGING IN THAT.
I DON'T CARE IF PHAEDRA SAID IT.
I DON'T CARE IF NENE SAID IT. I DON'T CARE.
I'M NOT GONNA DEAL WITH IT WHATSOEVER.
- OH, MY GOD.
- I CAN'T GO THERE.
- I TRY TO HAVE A GROWN-WOMAN CONVERSATION WITH YOU.
- BUT YOU'RE JUST MAKING STUFF UP, THOUGH.
- NO, NO, HONEY. - THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
SO IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A WOMAN-TO-WOMAN--
- I NEED TO HAVE A WOMAN IN FRONT OF ME
TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT.
- SO YOU'RE INSULTING ME NOW?
'CAUSE I DID NOT COME FOR THAT.
OH, WELL, OKAY, WELL, YEAH, PUT YOUR NAPKIN,
AND LET'S LEAVE.
YOU WERE DONE WITH ME. I'M DONE WITH YOU.
- OH, MY GOD, PHAEDRA AND PORSHA REALLY SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS.
ONE IS A LIAR. ONE IS DUMB AS ROCKS.
HAVE A NICE DAY.
- YOU HAVE A NICE DAY. - PLEASE BUCKLE UP.
- OKAY, OKAY. BYE, PORSHA.
- OKAY, BYE, ASHY.
- HAVE A NICE DAY. - BYE, ASHY.
- BYE.
THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?
THAT I'M ASHY?
SHE'S THE ONE WITH THE HIGH-TOP TENNIS SHOES
WITH THE GREEN EYE SHADOW
AND THE DIANA ROSS HAIRSTYLE FROM THE 1960s.
YOU NEED TO GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR,
BECAUSE IF THE BIGGEST THING YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT ME,
LITTLE GIRL, IS THAT I'M ASHY,
THEY MAKE LOTION FOR THAT.
- COMING UP NEXT...
- HOW MANY CONTESTANTS HAVE YOU ALREADY LINED UP?
- UH, NONE.
- OKAY.
- SO, PHAEDRA, I HAD LUNCH WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND, KENYA.
- HOW DID Y'ALL EVEN GET TO LUNCH,
AS MEAN AS SHE IS TO YOU?
- LET'S GO AND STOCK THE HOME.
- OH, MY GOODNESS.
OH, LOOK AT THIS LIGHT FIXTURE.
- HELLO, THERE.
- HI.
- LOOKING FOR ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR OR JUST BROWSING?
- YEAH, I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOUR WHOLE STORE.
- WELL, LET'S DO IT.
LET'S WRAP IT UP.
WHAT KIND OF CAR YOU GOT?
- I WAS LOOKING FOR SOME ACCESSORIES.
- SOME ACCESSORIES?
LET'S JUST WALK THROUGH.
KIND OF GIVE ME AN IDEA OF WHAT SPEAKS TO YOU.
AND THEN I'LL JUST PUT TOGETHER A LITTLE PACKAGE FOR YOU.
- WELL, THAT'S GOOD. - YES.
- LET'S LOOK AROUND.
I NEVER THOUGHT WHEN WE WERE DIVORCING
THAT I WOULD BE WALKING AROUND A YEAR LATER
SEARCHING FOR FURNITURE WITH GREGG IN LOS ANGELES.
HONEY, THINGS HAVE DEFINITELY CHANGED.
I KIND OF LIKE THIS.
OOPS.
- OKAY.
- UH...
- OH, THAT'S HIS HOLE.
EVERYWHERE WE GO, WE SEE A PIG.
I WANT TO HAVE A PIG.
IS THAT COOL?
- NO. - WHY?
- DO YOU LIVE THERE?
[laughs]
WHEN GREGG STARTED TO DO THINGS THAT I DID NOT LIKE,
I DIVORCED GREGG.
NOW I MIGHT GET MARRIED AGAIN.
BUT YOU ACT UP AGAIN, I'M GONNA DIVORCE YOU AGAIN.
THIS IS NICE, HUH?
LOOK AT THESE.
OH, MY GOD.
- YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
THIS IS ACTUALLY AN ALPACA GOAT.
- I ATE SOME GOAT ONCE.
- YOU ATE GOAT?
- YEAH. - WAS IT GOOD?
- IT WASN'T BA-A-A-A-AD. [laughter]
- LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. - SURE.
- SO DO YOU COME OUT AND DO PERSONAL INTERIOR DECORATING?
- YEAH, WE DO FULL DESIGN.
ARE YOU MOVING TO L.A., OR...
- YEAH, WE JUST GOT A HOUSE.
- CONGRATULATIONS. - THANK YOU.
AND IT'S IN THE HILLS.
AND SO I'M HERE WORKING ON A NEW TV SHOW
CALLED THE NEW NORMAL,
AND I WOULD LOVE IT
IF SOMEONE COULD COME OVER AND DO SOMETHING.
HAVE YOU DONE ANYBODY ELSE BEFORE?
- OH, YEAH. MANY, YES.
- WELL, THIS IS ONE OTHER ISSUE I HAVE.
I'M GONNA BE GOING TO ATLANTA NEXT WEEK.
- OKAY.
- AND I DON'T REALLY HAVE A LOT OF TIME.
- WELL, WE'VE GOT A LOT OF INVENTORY,
SO TIMELINE IS NO ISSUE.
I MEAN, I CAN GET IT DONE FOR YOU, NO PROBLEM.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
- COME TOMORROW, BRING TWO PEPPERONI PIZZAS,
AND WE'LL GIVE YOU A BUDGET OF $300.
MAKE IT HAPPEN.
[laughter]
MAKE IT HAPPEN.
- WELL, THIS PLACE IS BIG ENOUGH.
- WE COULD ACTUALLY DO IT RIGHT HERE IN THE LOBBY.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? WE COULD.
- I LIKE THE CARPET TOO. - IT IS GOOD.
- CUTS DOWN ON THE DECORATION BUDGET.
- EXACTLY.
SEE, I'M GONNA LIKE WORKING WITH YOU, CY.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT PAGEANTS,
BUT CY KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT,
AND HE'S VERY GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES.
OKAY, WHERE'S PORSHA?
MY FRIEND PORSHA'S GONNA JOIN US.
- OKAY.
- KENYA AND I ARE COOL NOW,
BUT SHE PROVED AT MY JET CASTING
THAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO HOLD IT TOGETHER
IN A PUBLIC ARENA.
SO I DIDN'T THINK THAT IT WOULD BE A SMART MOVE
TO HAVE HER HELP WITH MY FIRST PAGEANT.
OH, THERE SHE IS.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE ALMOST-- ARE YOU IN THE PAGEANT?
OKAY.
THIS IS CY. - HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- THIS IS PORSHA. - BEAUTIFUL.
SHE'S RIGHT; YOU SHOULD BE IN THE PAGEANT.
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
NO, NO. - YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD.
- HONEY, IF I'M NOT TOO OLD...
- REMEMBER, WOMB TO THE TOMB.
- OH, WOMB TO THE TOMB.
- PORSHA OFFERED TO HAVE HER FAMILY'S NONPROFIT
BE OUR NONPROFIT SPONSOR FOR THE PAGEANT.
SO I DECIDED, WHILE I'M AT IT, I MAY AS WELL PUT HER TO WORK.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE SHE HAS A JOB.
- LADIES.
- OH, MY GOD. - WOW, REALLY?
- IT'S CERTAINLY BIG.
- BUT THIS WOULD ACTUALLY BE AN IDEAL SIZE.
- ARE YOU TRYING TO HAVE A PAGEANT OR A FOOTBALL GAME?
- I'M JUST TRYING TO HAVE A PAGEANT, I BELIEVE.
- I PERSONALLY THINK THIS IS TOO BIG,
AND YOU'RE CERTAINLY GONNA SET YOURSELF UP TO FAIL
IF WE WERE TO TRY TO FILL UP SOMETHING THIS BIG.
- IT'S JUST TOO MUCH SPACE TO FILL.
- AND THE WINNER IS...IS...IS...IS...
YES.
ESPECIALLY WITH THIS JUST BEING WEEKS AWAY.
- THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.
- YEAH, I KNOW.
WELL, SOMEBODY HAD TO BE THE VOICE OF REASON.
- OKAY.
- HOW MANY CONTESTANTS HAVE YOU ALREADY LINED UP FOR IT?
- UH, NONE.
- OKAY.
- I AM BUSY, BUSY, BUSY.
BUT I HAVE A LOT RIDING ON THIS PAGEANT
TO MAKE SURE THIS IS A SUCCESS.
- CAN WE SIT HERE, Y'ALL?
- YES. - YEAH.
- OH, MY GOD. OKAY.
LET ME JUST TELL YOU WHERE I'M AT WITH EVERYTHING.
- OKAY.
- THE ONLY THING I REALLY HAVE IN PLACE RIGHT NOW IS THE NAME.
- OKAY. - IT IS...
SO, LIKE, REALISTICALLY, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
LIKE, CAN I STILL PULL THIS OFF IN THIS TIME FRAME?
- WE KNOW THAT OUR BIGGEST CHALLENGE RIGHT NOW
IS THE VENUE.
- RIGHT.
- WE MIGHT SECURE A VENUE THROUGH THE CHARITY
THAT YOU WANT TO MAKE A DONATION TO.
- OKAY, WHICH, BY THE WAY, INSERT PORSHA'S FAMILY.
- RIGHT, IT'S THE HOSEA WILLIAMS FEED THE HUNGRY AND HOMELESS.
- OKAY.
- AND CYNTHIA CONTACTED ME
AND SAID SHE WANTED TO GIVE THE PROCEEDS TO THE CHARITY.
[laughter]
- AFTER MAMA'S EXPENSES.
- OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
- AND IF WE WANT TO HAVE THE PAGEANT NEXT YEAR,
WE GOT TO KIND OF HAVE A LITTLE MONEY IN THE BANK.
- PUT A PORTION. - WE'LL WORK ON THE PERCENTAGE.
WE'RE GONNA WORK ON THE PERCENTAGE.
- ALL RIGHT.
- NOW, ALREADY PORSHA'S GETTING THINGS CONFUSED.
I ACTUALLY NEED TO MAKE SOME MONEY FROM THIS AS WELL.
- I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME,
SO I JUST WANTED TO KIND OF BRING SOME THINGS.
- OKAY.
- THE THING THAT'S GONNA MAKE THE GIRLS PAY THAT ENTRY FEE
IS THIS.
- IS THAT THE CROWN?
- WELL, THIS IS NOT OUR CROWN.
- THAT IS GORGEOUS!
- THE OTHER THING WE'RE GONNA NEED IS BANNERS.
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN GET IT IN RED AND WHITE.
YOU CAN GET IT IN ZEBRA. - MM-HMM.
- THIS IS IT.
I SHOULD DO A LITTLE SOMETHING.
- ANYWAY, OKAY... [laughs]
- TAKE A PICTURE, HONEY.
WHEN SHE WINS, THIS IS WHAT SHE'S GONNA LOOK LIKE.
- PORSHA'S KIND OF A PAGEANT QUEEN HERSELF.
BUT THIS ISN'T DRESS-UP TIME.
- WELL, I'LL KNOW BETTER OF WHAT I'LL BE ABLE TO DO.
JUST DEFINE MY ROLE FOR ME.
WHAT IS IT EXACTLY THAT YOU WANT ME TO DO?
- THAT WOULD BE EVERYTHING.
- OKAY. [laughs]
- THE PRESSURE!
I'M UNDER SOME PRESSURE. - YEAH.
- WELL THIS IS WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO:
I NEED YOU TO BE, LIKE, MY WING GIRL.
- OKAY. - CROWNS, BANNERS, TROPHIES.
- YEAH.
- IT'S GETTING A LITTLE FRUSTRATING
HEARING THE DETAILS THAT I HAVE TO DO.
MY SPECIALTY IS NOT PAGEANTS.
I'M JUST AN ASSISTANT.
- NOW WE JUST HAVE TO FIND THE SPACE.
- AND GIRLS. - OKAY.
- AND ENTERTAINMENT, RIGHT, CY?
- YEAH, PEOPLE LIKE TO BE ENTERTAINED.
THEY DON'T LIKE WHEN PEOPLE TALK.
- OKAY. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG?
- I LOVE EYE ON THE SPARROW. - YOU DO?
- THAT'S MY FAVORITE SONG. - OKAY.
- UM...
- I'M GONNA DO IT. I DO IT.
- I WANTED PORSHA'S HELP WITH THE PAGEANT
BUT NOT AS A PERFORMANCE.
IF I WANTED A REAL SINGER, I WOULD'VE ASKED KANDI.
- THIS IS ALL STUFF THAT CAN BE TURNED AROUND,
BUT WE JUST HAVE TO GET ON IT.
- IS THERE, LIKE, A PAGEANT STORE WE CAN JUST ROLL UP INTO?
- OH, LOOK, JUST GO BUY THESE
AND LET SOMEONE GLUE THE RHINESTONES ON.
- PORSHA, YOU GO IN THE AISLE WITH THE SASHES.
- IT'S GOT TO BE CLASSY.
IT CAN'T LOOK LIKE, YOU KNOW--
- WHY'S IT GOT TO BE CLASSY?
[laughter]
COMING UP NEXT...
- WHERE'S THE WHITE WOMAN IN YOU?
- SHE MUST BE, LIKE, WAY DEEP.
I GOT TO GO DIG IN HERE, PULL HER OUT.
[laughs]
- PHAEDRA MADE IT SEEM LIKE SHE DIDN'T NEED YOU FOR ANYTHING
AND YOU SHOULD BE GLAD THAT YOU'RE EVEN HER FRIEND.
- OH, MY GOD, THE GREAT PHAEDRA PARKS.
- HELLO.
- OH, THERE SHE IS.
- HEY! - HOW Y'ALL DOING?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
- THIS IS SHAMIYA. SHE'S MY GIRL FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
- GET OUT OF HERE. WOW.
- HAVE Y'ALL EVER BEEN HERE?
- I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE. - REALLY?
- NO, WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO COME HERE?
- MINE. - WAS IT?
- YES, YES.
I LOVE HOW YOU HAVE TO EAT WITH YOUR HANDS.
- AS LONG AS IT LEADS TO THE FOOD GOING TO MY MOUTH,
I'M GOOD WITH IT.
- [laughs]
- WELL, I WANT TO SEE SOME BELLY DANCERS.
- HERE SHE GOES. HERE SHE GOES.
- HAVE YOU EVER TRIED BELLY DANCING?
- GIRL, NO.
- DO THE *** DANCE INSTEAD OF BELLY DANCE.
- PUT SOME LITTLE BELLS ON IT.
- WAIT. LET ME TAKE THAT BACK.
KENYA MIGHT BE TRYING TO DO IT TOO.
- OH!
HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO.
- THERE SHE IS.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
HEY.
MWAH.
SORRY I'M SO LATE.
THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT WITH FATALITIES.
- GIRL, YOU KNOW WE STARTED WITHOUT YOU.
I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T GET HURT. - GLAD YOU'RE OKAY.
- WE DIDN'T HAVE TO ORDER.
HE SAID HE'S JUST GONNA BRING US STUFF.
- WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE?
- THAT'S ROLLED-UP COLLARD GREENS.
[laughs]
- SO, PHAEDRA...
- EVERYTHING IS GOING PERFECT.
WE'RE SHOOTING IT IN L.A.
I'M GOING WITH THE DISTRIBUTORS THAT DID JANE FONDA'S,
KIM KARDASHIAN'S.
SO I'M REALLY EXCITED.
- YOU WORK FAST, PHAEDRA.
SHE JUST DROPPED THE DEAL,
AND THEN NOW YOU HAVE GONE ABOVEBOARD.
- THAT WAS ALWAYS IN THE WORKS.
I WAS TRYING TO GIVE HER AN OPPORTUNITY.
DON'T SLEEP, HONEY.
IF YOU NEED A HOOKUP, I CAN GET YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT.
IF I TELL YOU I KNEW THE PRESIDENT OF ANOTHER COUNTRY,
DID YOU THINK I'D REALLY NEED--
CHILD, PLEASE.
I EVEN KNOW TYLER PERRY, JUST A LITTLE BIT.
[laughs]
- YOU SAY JUST A LITTLE BIT.
- JUST A LITTLE BIT.
- SHE MADE IT SEEM LIKE SHE WAS HELPING YOU
MORE THAN YOU WERE HELPING HER.
I THINK THAT'S WHERE THE CONFUSION WAS.
- I MEAN, SHE'S JUST CRAZY. - OKAY.
I DON'T THINK IT'S REALLY FAIR FOR PHAEDRA
TO BE HERE TALKING SMACK ABOUT KENYA
WHEN SHE'S NOT HERE TO DEFEND HERSELF.
AND LET'S BE HONEST.
EVEN WITH RECORDED EVIDENCE,
MISS PHAEDRA ALWAYS FINDS A WAY TO LIE.
- DID YOU REALLY THINK KENYA MOORE COULD PUT ME OUT?
- WELL, YOU BETTER HURRY UP AND GET IT OUT, CHILD,
'CAUSE SHE GONNA PUT THAT STALLION *** OUT ON YOU.
SHE'S GONNA BEAT YOU TO THE PUNCH.
- THE DAY KENYA MOORE SHOWS ME UP
IS THE DAY THAT THIS DONKEY ***
GOES FLAT AS A PANCAKE,
AND WE ALL KNOW THE LIKELIHOOD OF THAT.
- I THOUGHT KENYA WAS COMING TONIGHT.
- I DON'T KNOW. I TOLD EVERYBODY.
- WELL, WE KIND OF SQUASHED THAT THING IN ANGUILLA.
SO AT THIS POINT, I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A NEUTRAL ZONE WITH HER.
- REALLY?
- SO, PHAEDRA, I HAD LUNCH WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND.
- YOU AND KENYA HAD LUNCH?
- RIGHT.
AND SHE SAID HER WHOLE PURPOSE IN WANTING TO GO TO LUNCH
IS, SHE WANTED TO TELL ME
THAT YOU WANTED TO TELL ME ALL THIS BAD STUFF ABOUT HER
BECAUSE YOU AND HER RELATIONSHIP FELL OUT.
- THAT GIRL IS JUST KOOKY AS THE DAY IS LONG.
- WE GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT.
- WELL, I'M TRIPPING.
HOW DID Y'ALL EVEN GET TO LUNCH,
AS MEAN AS SHE IS TO YOU?
- I WAS WANTING TO SAY, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S HAVE A WOMAN-TO-WOMAN CONVERSATION."
"WELL, I WILL HAVE TO BE SITTING IN FRONT OF ONE TO HAVE ONE."
I'M LIKE, "GIRL, BYE."
SHE WAS LIKE, "WELL, BYE, PORSHA."
I WAS LIKE, "BYE WITH YOUR ASHY FEET."
- [gasps]
- WERE HER FEET REALLY ASHY?
- I KNOW, BUT SHE WAS TALKING STUFF TO ME.
AND I SAW THEM TOES,
AND I SAID, "ASHY,
"GO GET A PEDICURE, AND THEN YOU CALL ME BACK
AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT."
- [chuckles]
- PERIOD.
- WHY KEEP GOING TO LUNCH
WITH THE SAME PERSON THAT YOU KEEP ARGUING WITH?
I DON'T GET IT.
I MEAN, CLEARLY THEY'RE NOT YOUR FRIEND.
SO WHEN IS YOUR PAGEANT?
- SEPTEMBER 8TH AND 9TH.
- REALLY? - MM-HMM.
- OH!
- SHE WANTS ME TO TAKE IT TO CHURCH, HONEY.
SHE REQUESTED EYE ON THE SPARROW.
- OH, LORD.
- I WOULD DESCRIBE MY SINGING VOICE
AS MARY J. BLIGE
AND BEYONCE MIXED
AND A LITTLE BIT OF RIHANNA
IS KIND OF THE SOUND CONGLOMERATION.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS? AT THE TABLE?
- YEAH, WELL, TAKE US TO CHURCH, HONEY.
- YES, TAKE US TO CHURCH.
- I'VE ACTUALLY HAD THIS COLD.
- ARE YOU MAKING UP EXCUSES? - NO!
- IF SOMEBODY SAY THEY WANT TO BE A SINGER
AND I SAY, "OKAY, SING SOMETHING,"
AND THEY COME--I'LL BE LIKE, "AH, FORGET IT.
DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME NO MORE."
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, OKAY, 'CAUSE Y'ALL ARE CALLING ME OUT.
OKAY. OKAY, ALL RIGHT, UM...
- I SWEAR, EVERYBODY IN ATLANTA THINKS THAT THEY'RE A SINGER.
- LET ME DRINK A LITTLE BIT OF WATER.
- [laughs]
- IT'S NOT TRUE.
[laughs]
- UH-OH, LET ME DRINK A LITTLE TEA.
- UH-OH. - OKAY.
LET ME SEE. MAYBE I SHOULD STAND UP.
- DO WHATEVER YOU NEED TO, BUT COME ON, TONIGHT, NOW.
- WHERE ME A LITTLE MICROPHONE AT?
- OKAY.
♪ I SING ♪
OH, THERE'S MUSIC COMING ON. - OH!
SAVED BY THE BELL!
MUSIC ON!
YES!
[yelling and laughter]
SAVED BY THE BELL!
- LEE!
[dog barking]
OOH!
OOH-OOH-OOH.
LEE!
I'M LEAVING!
NO ACTING CLASS TODAY.
- SHE'LL KILL YOU, NENE.
- LEE, GET THOSE DOGS.
- SHE'S GONNA GET YA.
- I'M GONNA GO ON IN THE HOUSE NOW.
- GIRL. - HOW ARE YA?
- SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
- I HAVE MADE IT HAPPEN.
LEE, I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I GET SO MUCH GREAT FEEDBACK
ABOUT GLEE AND COACH ROZ.
YOU HELPED ME TO BECOME COACH ROZ,
AND NOW WITH ROCKY AND THE NEW NORMAL,
WITHOUT YOUR HELP, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.
- AW. - GIVE IT UP, SISTER.
- BABY. - YOU A BAD GIRL.
- I'M A BAD GIRL? YOU DELIVERED THE GOODS.
- LEE'S WORKED WITH PEOPLE LIKE JENNIFER ANISTON
AND DIANE LANE.
WITH THE HELP OF LEE, I HOPE TO GET AN EMMY.
YOU KNOW, I HAD GOTTEN THIS SCRIPT,
AND I WAS SAYING TO MY MANAGER
THAT WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN, I DIDN'T SEE A BLACK WOMAN.
AND HE TOLD ME, "WHEN YOU READ A SCRIPT,
YOU NEED TO NOT SEE ANY COLOR."
YOU NEED TO JUST SEE CHARACTER. - RIGHT.
- BUT SOMETIMES THE WRITING, I FELT,
WAS LEANING TOWARDS A WHITE WOMAN--
THE VOICE. - RIGHT.
- I AM SUPER BLACK.
[laughs]
AND I ACTUALLY LOVE BEING BLACK,
BUT I'M SURE THERE'S A WHITE WOMAN
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
SHE'S IN ME.
- LET ME ASK YOU THIS.
LET'S JUST DEAL WITH THAT FOR A MOMENT.
WHERE'S THE WHITE WOMAN IN YOU?
IS THERE ONE?
- SHE GOT TO BE SOMEWHERE DEEP.
- SHE'S THERE. SHE'S THERE.
YOU'LL FIND HER.
- SHE MUST BE, LIKE, WAY DEEP.
I GOT TO GO DIG IN HERE, PULL HER OUT.
- IT'LL BE A WHOLE NEW FREAKY FRIDAY,
WHERE YOU AND GWYNETH PALTROW SWITCH BODIES.
- I'M SURE THE WHITE WOMAN IS IN HERE.
I GOT TO PULL HER OUT. I NEED TO PULL HER OUT.
SO THEY'RE ABOUT TO PAINT MY SKIN.
BUT WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT HAPPEN.
LEE HAS HELPED ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT I'M AN ACTOR.
SO THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF ACTING
IS BECOMING SOMEBODY THAT YOU'RE NOT.
- I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU. - OKAY.
- I WANT YOU TO DESCRIBE ROCKY TO ME.
- I WOULD SAY THAT ROCKY IS OUTSPOKEN.
SHE'S FABULOUS.
SHE'S SMART.
SHE'S VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT HER GAYS.
- OKAY.
- DID I SAY FABULOUS? - UH-HUH.
- OKAY, AND FABULOUS AND FABULOUS.
- SO IS THERE ANY PART OF THAT THAT DOESN'T MESH WITH YOU?
- NO.
- SEE, THAT'S THE THING.
ALL CHARACTERS ARE YOU BUT WITH DIFFERENT CHOICES.
IF YOU CAN GET IN THERE AND JUST GO, LIKE,
"OH, WELL, I UNDERSTAND THIS RELATIONSHIP;
"I UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE A KID
"AND WORRY ABOUT THAT KID;
"OH, I UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO HAVE AN ANNOYING F[bleep] HUSBAND,"
YOU START TO FIND THESE LITTLE BRIDGES
THAT EXIST BETWEEN YOU AND THE CHARACTER.
- MM-HMM. - MAKE SENSE?
- RIGHT. ABSOLUTELY, IT MAKES SENSE.
RYAN MURPHY ASKED ME WHAT WAS MY NEW NORMAL,
AND I SAID, "THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS
THAT I CAN CONSIDER A NEW NORMAL."
MY NEW NORMAL IS ME MOVING OUT TO L.A.
OR, YOU KNOW, I'M DIVORCED FROM MY HUSBAND NOW.
- I DIDN'T KNOW.
- BUT WE'VE BEEN BACK DATING.
SO THAT'S SORT OF LIKE A NEW NORMAL.
RYAN'S LIKE, "HOW YOU GONNA FEEL ABOUT DOING A LOVE SCENE?"
I WAS LIKE, "WELL, IT'S ACTING, RIGHT?"
- THESE LIPS ARE MADE FOR KISSING, ***.
BRING THEM IN, ONE AFTER THE OTHER.
- IT'S ACTING.
- YOU'RE GONNA SAY, "BABY, I WAS AT WORK."
"WHAT'D YOU DO TODAY?" "I JUST MADE OUT."
- THE NEW NORMAL.
"I JUST MADE OUT WITH EVERYBODY..."
- "IT'S CALLED A JOB." - "AND GOT A CHECK."
- [laughs] - "SO DON'T BE MAD."
- "DON'T BE MAD AT IT."
- "NO, LET'S GO SPEND THIS MONEY."
[laughter]
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- HEY, CUTIE. - HEY.
YOU KIND OF LOOK LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
- OH, A LITTLE SOMETHING.
AH!
OH, THAT'S NO GOOD.
YOU LOOK TIRED.
ARE YOU OKAY? - I AM.
IT WAS A LONG NIGHT LAST NIGHT.
I WAS HANGING OUT WITH THE GIRLS LAST NIGHT.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WAS COMING.
- OH, LORD, GIRL.
IT'S JUST BEEN A LOT OF DRAMA, A LOT OF LIES BEING TOLD.
- WELL, A LOT OF THAT CAME UP LAST NIGHT.
IT WOULD'VE BEEN A GREAT SITUATION
FOR YOU AND PHAEDRA TO REALLY, REALLY TALK,
BECAUSE SHE WAS THERE.
AND NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE WAS DOING YOU A FAVOR.
SHE DEFINITELY MADE IT SEEM LIKE SHE DIDN'T NEED YOU FOR ANYTHING
AND YOU SHOULD BE GLAD THAT--
- OH, THAT I'M WORKING FOR FREE
AND THAT I CAN MAKE YOU HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS?
- THAT YOU'RE EVEN HER FRIEND.
- OH, MY GOD, THE GREAT PHAEDRA PARKS,
THE SOUTHERN BELLE.
"EVERYONE SHOULD JUST BE DELIGHTED
TO DO EVERYTHING FOR ME FOR FREE."
- OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, GIRL.
- "EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. I'M SO GREAT."
- ALL I'M SAYING IS, A LOT OF THINGS WERE SAID.
- WELL, I'VE HEARD A COUPLE OF LITTLE SNIDE COMMENTS,
ESPECIALLY AT YOUR THING,
AND I SAID, "WELL, LET'S GO OUT AND HAVE A DRINK,"
AND SHE SAYS, "OH, YOU KNOW HOW YOU GET, YOU KNOW,
"WHEN YOU'RE DRINKING.
I DON'T KNOW."
I'M LIKE, "OKAY, WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?"
- NOW, THAT DID COME UP BEFORE.
LIKE, "OH, WELL, DO YOU THINK SHE HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM?"
- NOW I'M AN ALCOHOLIC? OH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DIDN'T COME TO THE PARTY LAST NIGHT BECAUSE I WAS IN REHAB.
- RIGHT, THE ALCOHOLIC THING DIDN'T STICK...
- OH, COME ON.
PHAEDRA, YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING
IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA ALLOW YOU
TO SPREAD ALL YOUR RUMORS ABOUT ME
AND THINK I'M JUST GONNA LIE DOWN.
NO, I DON'T TAKE IT LYING DOWN,
EVEN FROM MY MAN.
THE ISSUE HAS GONE TO A REALLY DIRTY, NASTY PLACE,
AND NOBODY IS GONNA SIT UP
AND DEFAME ME AND SLANDER MY NAME
WITHOUT THERE BEING SOME REPERCUSSIONS.
- OKAY.
- THE TRUTH ALWAYS COMES OUT.
- THE CREAM ALWAYS RISES TO THE TOP.
- THAT'S WHAT I SAY ALL THE TIME.
LET'S GET OUT THIS HOT DAMN SUN.
- YES, LET'S GO.
- I JUST CAN'T EVEN PROCESS ALL THIS.
- BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M REALLY FUN
WHEN I'M NOT DRINKING AND TAKING MY LITHIUM.
- OH, MY GOD!
[laughter]
- COMING UP NEXT...
- LET ME JUST SHOW YOU HOW RIDICULOUS YOU LOOK.
- I'M LIKING YOUR DRESS, MISS PARKS.
- OH, YES.
- KENYA MOORE!
- LORD, HAVE MERCY!
- WHAT IS GOING ON?
- THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE ROOMS.
THIS IS GONNA BE CASH'S ROOM.
WE HAVE THE ROOM IN OUR NEW HOME,
AND I ALWAYS SAY, "OOH, THIS IS GONNA BE CASH'S ROOM,"
WHICH IS HOW WE BOUGHT OUR HOUSE, IN CASH.
- CASH? - LITTLE C.T.
- CASH. - LITTLE CASH.
- LITTLE CASH.
- MEANING OUR FUTURE CHILD THAT WE HAVE NOT HAD YET.
- YEAH...
- YOU KNOW, I THINK IT SOUNDS LIKE A STAR, YOU KNOW,
LIKE, PRESIDENT CASH TUCKER.
- [laughs]
- YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
- NO, I DON'T LIKE IT.
- HI!
- MISS MOORE-A, MOORE-A!
- HI, PEACHES. - OH, I LOVE THE GREEN.
- THANK YOU.
- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- I ALMOST WORE WHITE PANTS TODAY.
- DID YOU? - YES.
- YES, HONEY. FABULOUS MINDS THINK ALIKE.
- YOU KNOW, THAT'S HOW WE ALWAYS ARE.
- YOUR HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL.
- BED HEAD, BED HEAD.
EVEN THOUGH THERE'S NOTHING BEEN GOING ON IN THE BEDROOM,
SO...
- MINE EITHER, HONEY.
ONLY THING BEEN GOING ON IN MY BEDROOM IS THINKING.
- [laughs]
- HEY, GUYS. - HI.
- HI. - HOW WE DOING?
- GOOD.
- CAN I GET Y'ALL SOMETHING TO DRINK?
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
SINCE I'M AN ALCOHOLIC, I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE--
- YOU ARE NOT AN ALCOHOLIC.
SHE'S NOT AN ALCOHOLIC. - I TRUST YOU.
- WELL, ACCORDING TO SOME CRAZY PEOPLE, I AM.
I'LL JUST HAVE, LIKE, A MOJITO.
- MOJITO? - YEAH.
- AND I'M FINE ON THIS FOR RIGHT NOW.
- AND SOME WATER TOO, PLEASE.
- ALL RIGHT. - THANK YOU.
- NO PROBLEM.
- YOU SEEM TENSE. WHAT'S WRONG?
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, LAWRENCE.
- WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON?
- IT'S JUST PHAEDRA. SHE HAS LOST HER MIND.
- PHAEDRA'S AN INTERESTING PERSON.
- I WOULD NOT USE THOSE WORDS.
- OH, WHAT WORDS WOULD YOU USE?
- SHE HAS BEEN SAYING SOME CRAZY STUFF ABOUT ME,
LIKE I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM,
SAYING THAT "SHE NEED MEDICATION,"
LIKE, INFERRING THAT I HAVE SOME KIND OF CHEMICAL IMBALANCE.
- WOW.
- IT'S ONE THING IF PHAEDRA AND I
COULDN'T AGREE ON BUSINESS TERMS AND PARTED WAYS.
BUT NOW SHE'S TRYING TO PLAY DIRTY
BECAUSE I WOULDN'T BOW DOWN TO HER HIGHNESS.
YOU HAVE KNOWN ME A LONG TIME.
YOU KNOW THE HISTORY ABOUT MY FAMILY.
AND I SHARED THAT WITH PHAEDRA.
I THINK SHE'S USING WHAT I TOLD HER AGAINST ME.
- OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
- IT'S TERRIBLE.
AND WHY?
'CAUSE I WANT TO DO MY OWN VIDEO NOW?
ALL OF A SUDDEN, I HAVE A CHEMICAL IMBALANCE
AND A DRINKING PROBLEM?
- THAT'S PHAEDRA.
PHAEDRA AIN'T FRIENDS WITH NOBODY.
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD'VE OPENED UP THAT MUCH TO HER.
DID SHE SHARE ANY DARK SECRETS WITH YOU ABOUT HER?
- NO, SHE HASN'T. - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
SHE DOESN'T SHARE ANYTHING PERSONAL ABOUT HER TO ANYBODY.
- I DO FEEL LIKE A JERK FOR EXTENDING MYSELF
THE WAY THAT I DID,
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT EASY FOR ME.
- NO.
- WHAT IS YOUR EXPERIENCE ON THAT?
- I HAVEN'T HAD THAT EXPERIENCE,
BUT SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT SHE SAID, YOU KNOW,
"I DON'T REALLY CARE FOR LAWRENCE.
I DON'T LIKE THE GAYS THAT WEAR THE HEELS,"
AND ALL THAT-- THIS, THAT, AND THE THIRD.
- WOW.
- ISN'T THAT CRAZY?
- IT'S PRETTY CRAZY.
I'M NOT TRYING TO SAY PHAEDRA LOOKS MANLY,
BUT MAYBE SHE SHOULDN'T BE CRITICIZING MEN IN HEELS.
- I'VE NEVER JUDGED HER BASED ON HOW SHE LOOKS.
I DON'T THINK SHE'S UP TO PAR WITH WHAT SHE SHOULD LOOK LIKE
AS A WOMAN OF 2012.
- [laughs]
THANK YOU.
- NO PROBLEM.
LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.
- OKAY.
- BUT ANYWAY, TO SAY ALL OF THAT,
I PUT PEOPLE ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK IMMEDIATELY
AND FEEL NOTHING.
BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT TO DO.
- I'M NO STUPID GIRL.
I'M A ROLE MODEL.
YOU DON'T MAKE THOSE KIND OF ACCUSATIONS
AND THINK THAT I'M GONNA LIE BACK AND JUST TAKE IT.
I'M GONNA NIP ALL THIS IN THE BUD.
- GO GET IT TAKEN CARE OF, AND KEEP IT MOVING.
- IT'S VERY PRETTY. I'M VERY PROUD OF IT.
IT TURNED OUT REALLY GOOD, DON'T YOU THINK?
I HAVE BEEN TRAVELING BACK AND FORTH
FROM LOS ANGELES TO ATLANTA.
I'M SUPER EXHAUSTED,
BUT TONIGHT I AM LAUNCHING A SHOE FOR SHOEDAZZLE.
- WORK IT, NENE!
- I'M SO TIRED.
NOW, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK I NEED A DOLLAR, HONEY,
I COULD'VE KEPT ALL THE MONEY FOR MYSELF, CHILD,
BUT I DECIDED TO GIVE IT TO CHARITY.
I WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW THAT I TRULY CREATED THE SHOE,
AND ALL THE PROCEEDS WILL GO TO SAVING OUR DAUGHTERS,
WHICH IS A DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CHARITY.
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
YOU KNOW, NENE AND I GO BACK,
AND, YOU KNOW, WE ALWAYS SUPPORT EACH OTHER,
SO OF COURSE I WOULD BE HERE.
- HI, THERE.
- IS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT ANYONE TO KNOW
ABOUT THE NEW NORMAL?
- WELL, IT'S ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE NOT TRADITIONAL.
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
IT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC.
- OKAY, WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
KANDI BURRUSS. - HELLO!
- HELLO, MY DARLING.
MWAH!
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. - YOU DO TOO.
- LET ME DO A COUPLE OF PICTURES WITH KANDI.
I KNOW Y'ALL DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS THIS SHORT.
- [laughs]
FORGET THE TEAM TALLS, THE TEAM SMALLS.
YOU KNOW, IT'S GOOD TO JUST BE PAST THE OLD PETTINESS.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
SHE PLAYS IN THE WNBA, AND I SHOULD COME HOOP WITH Y'ALL.
- YOU PROMISE? - I AM NOT KIDDING.
GIRL, YOU KNOW I'M GONNA SLAM DUNK ON YOU.
I'M JUST... [laughs]
- PORSHA. - HELLO.
- DID YOU JUST GET HERE? - YEAH, I JUST WALKED IN.
- HOW ARE YOU, DARLING?
- DEREK, DO YOU LIKE THE SHOE?
- YES, THE SHOE IS FABULOUS.
BUT WHY YOU AIN'T GOT THE SHOE ON, ***?
- WELL...
- IT DIDN'T GO WITH YOUR OUTFIT TONIGHT?
- UH-UH. - [laughs]
- THANK YOU.
- GIRL, I CANNOT TAKE HOW YOU ABOUT TO SLAY THESE PEOPLE.
- OH, IT'S GONNA BE LIVE AND IN LIVING COLOR.
- [laughs] - MM-HMM.
YOU WANT TO CALL ME CRAZY...
"THAT KENYA GIRL, SHE MUST NEED SOME MEDICATION, HUH?
"'CAUSE AFTER SHE DIDN'T DO WHAT I WANTED HER TO DO,
"I DON'T KNOW.
"I'M JUST GONNA SAY ANYTHING IN THE WORLD ABOUT HER
JUST TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE NOT LIKE HER."
- [laughs]
- MM-HMM, CHILD.
- THANK YOU. - PHAEDRA, OVER HERE!
- "I DO KNOW WHAT DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER MEANS, HONEY,
AND I DO KNOW WHAT SLANDER MEANS."
- MM-HMM. - MM-HMM.
- "'CAUSE I'VE BEEN DOING THAT
"TO MY GOOD OLD FRIEND MISS KENYA.
- MM-HMM. - MM-HMM.
- I THINK THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO SHOW HER,
"YOU CONTRADICT YOURSELF
WITHOUT EVEN OPENING YOUR MOUTH."
- "LET ME JUST SHOW YOU HOW RIDICULOUS YOU LOOK."
- HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
- OH, LOOK AT THE SHOE CAKE, THE LITTLE CAKE SHOE.
- MM-HMM.
- I'M SICK, BUT I CAN'T GET SICK YET.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN.
- I'M LIKING YOUR DRESS, MISS PARKS.
- OH, YES.
- GOOD EVENING. HOW ARE YOU?
- HELLO.
OH, YES, HELLO.
HI. HOW Y'ALL DOING?
- WHAT DO YOU TAKE OTHER THAN C?
- ECHINACEA IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE.
ANYTHING WITH ZINC. - OKAY.
- I JUST TAKE A WHOLE B COMPLEX.
- HELLO. HI.
- 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN FEELING BETTER,
BUT I KNOW I'M STILL SICK.
BUT AT LEAST IT'S GETTING ME THROUGH
WHAT I NEED TO GET THROUGH.
- OH, HI.
HOW YOU DOING, GIRL?
- I DON'T KNOW, CHILD.
- OH, MY GOD.
[women screaming]
- KENYA MOORE!
- LORD, HAVE MERCY!
- THIS DRESS IS GORGEOUS, CHILD.
- HOW YOU DOING, KANDI?
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, GIRL.
- WHAT IS GOING ON?
- THIS IS A CHARITY EVENT.
I MEAN, SOME OF THE GUESTS COULDN'T BELIEVE
THAT A WOMAN HAD WALKED IN AN EVENT
WITH HER *** CHEEKS OUT.
THIS *** DONE LOST IT.
- I THINK I NEED ME SOME WINE
TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT, LORD.
HOW YOU GONNA COME IN HERE WITH NO CLOTHES ON?
WE IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA,
AT A SHOEDAZZLE EVENT FOR CHARITY.
- I NEED SOME DRINKS.
GIRL, YOU GOT SOME ALCOHOL?
- I SURE DO. YOU CAN HAVE THIS ONE.
HERE YOU GO.
- CHILD, I NEED EVERYBODY'S ALCOHOL.
- SHE NEEDS SOME MORE ***.
- YEAH, COULD SOMEBODY GET ME SOME MORE ***, PLEASE?
- I DON'T KNOW.
SHE'S JUST NOT NORMAL.
SOMETHING IN THE BUTTERMILK AIN'T CLEAN.
- I'M SUCH AN ALCOHOLIC.
[mocking laughter]
- COMING UP NEXT...
- I SAID I THINK YOU'RE BIPOLAR
AND I THINK YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM.
- YOU KNOW GOOD AND *** WELL I DON'T HAVE A F[bleep] PROBLEM.
- PEOPLE WANT TO CALL YOU CRAZY, YOU GOT TO GIVE THEM CRAZY.
CHILD, YOU KNOW HOW THAT IS. - I FEEL YOU.
- KENYA'S ERRATIC BEHAVIOR IS NOT QUITE NORMAL.
AND IF IT'S NOT NORMAL,
IT MIGHT BE CRAY-CRAY.
- AND, HONEY, I KNOW I MAY NOT HAVE A DONKEY *** TODAY,
BUT WITH THE HELP OF THESE *** PADS,
I GOT ME A DONKEY ***, NOW.
- [laughs]
WELL, Y'ALL GOT TO FILL ME IN ON WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON,
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN L.A. FOR DAYS.
WHAT'S GOING ON, KENYA, WITH THE FISHNET, THE *** PADS?
- I'VE BEEN HEARING MISS PHAEDRA'S BEEN SAYING
ALL KIND OF NASTY THINGS ABOUT ME.
- AND WHO HAVE I BEEN SAYING IT TO, MISS KENYA?
- THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF BULL[bleep]
BEING TALKED ABOUT ME, AND I DON'T APPRECIATE IT.
- FOR REAL?
- WHO BEEN TALKING ABOUT YOU?
- YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S GOING AROUND
SAYING THINGS THAT ARE DISGUSTING.
- I SAID I THINK YOU'RE BIPOLAR
AND I THINK YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM.
I'VE SAID THAT YOU IN YOUR FACE.
- A DRINKING PROBLEM? ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
- CAN I GET SOME WINE OR WHATEVER YOU HAVE?
- TALKING ABOUT I MAY NEED MEDICATION AND--
- YEAH, I THINK YOU DO. I THINK YOU COULD BE BIPOLAR.
- YOU KNOW GOOD AND *** WELL I DON'T HAVE A F[bleep] PROBLEM.
- YOU DON'T?
- SHAME ON YOU, PHAEDRA.
SHAME ON YOU.
YOU DON'T MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WITH REAL MENTAL ILLNESS.
- I'M NOT MAKING FUN. KENYA, I THINK YOU ARE BIPOLAR.
- YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME. - I'M NOT.
- LIKE I'M GONNA COME TO YOU AND I'M GONNA TAKE OUT A KNIFE
AND JUST STAB YOU IN THE NECK?
- NOW, I'VE WORKED FOR A LOT OF BIPOLAR PEOPLE
THAT AIN'T DONE THAT.
- EVERYBODY CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU.
- AND THEY CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR COPYCAT, BOOTLEG SELF.
- THIS IS ALL BECAUSE I'M DOING MY OWN WORKOUT VIDEO.
SO YOU WANT TO SLAY ME?
YOU JUST SAID I'M A COPYCAT. - YOU ARE.
- HOW SILLY IS THAT?
- HOW SILLY IS IT?
SOMEONE BRINGS AN IDEA TO YOU, AS A PRODUCTION COMPANY,
AND THEN THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU COPY IT?
- I'M USED TO JEALOUS WOMEN ALL DAY LONG.
- I DIDN'T NEED YOUR BILL. I NEVER DID.
I WAS TRYING TO GIVE YOU AN OPPORTUNITY.
- OH, I NEED AN OPPORTUNITY?
I PRODUCE FILMS.
- WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU PRODUCED?
- HONEY, PLEASE.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU REPRESENTED?
BOBBY BROWN CIRCA 1992?
DON'T TRY IT.
I NEVER SAID ONE NASTY THING ABOUT YOU, PHAEDRA,
NOT ONE.
I'VE BEEN A TRUE FRIEND TO YOU.
- SHE'S DOING THAT VIDEO CALLED DONKEY ***.
BY YOU COMING BACK AND SAYING, "I'M GONNA DO STALLION ***,"
THAT IS COMING FOR HER.
- I'M A BUSINESSPERSON,
AND THE DEAL WAS ON THE TABLE.
- THAT COMES OFF AS CONFRONTATION.
- NO, NO, NO, HONEY, I NEVER ATTACKED PHAEDRA PERSONALLY.
AND I DON'T DESERVE THAT.
EVEN IF YOU THOUGHT IT,
IT SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN BEEN SAID.
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE DOING A WORKOUT VIDEO,
BECAUSE YOUR BODY'S NOT THERE.
I'M NOT GONNA NECESSARILY SAY THAT,
BECAUSE THAT'S HURTFUL.
YOUR BODY LOOKS LIKE S[bleep],
AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING A WORKOUT VIDEO.
BUT I WOULDN'T DARE SAY THAT OUT LOUD.
CERTAIN THINGS YOU DON'T SAY, EVEN IF YOU THINK THEM.
AND I'M GONNA JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT.
- OKAY.
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- I GOT DEADLINES,
AND I'M STILL WAITING ON STUFF THAT I KEEP ASKING YOU FOR.
- CYNTHIA TRIED TO GO OFF ON ME.
- YOU GOT TO CHECK THAT. - LET ME TELL YOU--
- DID YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID?
THAT'S SOMETHING YOU GOT TO CHECK,
LIKE, FOR REAL, FOR REAL.
- KENYA, WHO, WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?
- OKAY, SO YOU GUYS ARE NOT DATING ANYMORE.
- EXCUSE ME?
- AH, WHAT WAS THAT?
- THAT WAS THE BIOPSY DEVICE.
- AH.
- I HAVE THE IMAGES PULLED.
THERE WAS ONE AREA THAT I WAS REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT CANCER.
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