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This is weird you make me wanna break my rule
what rule?
Taking a number of a pretty strange girl that I've just met. Ow!! I meant pretty stranger!
Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell down from heaven.
Really?
That wasn't good either? (Amateur)
Hey did you see that pile outside?
Eww...
Easy sweetheart They're selling brews at the bar not peroxide
Uhh huh. I love brunette
You are too.
Are you shy?
I've been sitting here for the last five minutes and you have'nt even said....
Dont touch me!
I don't know if you're aware but you look a lot like my next girlfriend
*** off!
What?! (You heard me)
Cade I don't understand why all my targets have to be so rude and abrupt.
You don't speak to us chix that way and get anywhere with lines like that
Well how do you speak to you then?
Different!
Look, I was just going in for a high risk opener that was gonna make an impression Okay?
Well then you've succeeded it's just not an impression it's going to get you down my pants
Okay, you pick me up then.
You're not gonna block me are you? (Well what do you take me for?)
Okay, its good
(Hey) Wait I'm not ready!
Hey, what's your name?
Sandy
Okay, don't you just love babies Sandy?
No I don't!
Let me speak to someone else
What's your name?
Shiela
(Yeah baby's are cute I guess) My niece she's just so cute
She just had a first teeth poke out but she just cannot get enough of crunchy food
You know Shiela, You have a very pretty smile.
Good girl.
So you got a smile out of me, so what?
Tell you what
Im gonna borrow you from your friends here, take you to this nice little wine bar just around the corner, We'll get to know each other
But I must warn you, No starting any funny business okay?
Otherwise I can't let you come back to my place...
What did you think?
It's Okay.
Okay?
What do you want me to say?! Ok maybe it would be a make-out close.
Just an m-close? I've got attraction AND did a venue change in you just make out with me
Well Shiela wasn't feeling too good Okay?
She had her period or something...
It should at least be a one night stand!
it was all there, the bait, the reel and the release executed in fine form
Cade your attraction material was strong and you'd probably get you close tonight, Im just saying
that if I was personally approached by a pickup artist like that, I wouldn't be that easy
(Say it!) You are a real good pickup artist
Booyakah! Regional championships here we come...
Chin up!
Well, none of my lines work
No, I guess it didn't
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