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Today we're going to be playing: "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World" The-the game. The game. The game. Mm-hmm. By request of
a friend of ours. I have never played this game before, so
I'm gonna be an Average Joe. We've seen the movie. I have seen
the movie. Oh, look! There is two-player! Do you wanna join in or do you want me to just play?
What happens if we do two-player? Okay, I'm gonna be Ramona then.
Okay, I'll be Kim. Yeaah! Alright,
um, do we hit A? Yes. What's that mean? We can change the outfits! Oh, we can change the colors!!
Ooh! Is this real life? Oh, I like
pink! That was cute! We're gonna be here for a long time. (That's cute!) Green.
Great, this is going really well so far. You click A.
Oh. Level One. Is it like Mario?
I hope so! That would be really cool. "Snowy Toronto!
Don't be late for the big show!" You know, I-- Lookit the way I walk! Oh, my God it's so great!
Okay, so that's an attack. That's another one. (Whoa!) That's jump. Oh, ***!
That's actually cool. Is that block? Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch punch, kick, kick, punch, punch, punch, punch! Don't tell me how--!
No, I'm playing. Oh! I was like; "What the ***?" No, that was mine! I earned that!
Um, um. There we go! Here we go.
That guy's got a trashcan-run! Oh, holy ***. Where are you? You're supposed to be watching my back!
I was. I was just running away. That guy keeps throwing a trashcan.
Can I throw a trashcan? I hope so. I'm dying! Oh!
Stop it! You just threw the trashcan-you're hitting me with the trashcan!
Money! No, you ***!
I earned it; you hit me with a trashcan.
-Chalupnik making grumpy noises- No. Gonna say a strong no to that.
Oh. Oh, oh, oh! That guy's coming for you.
I got him; don't worry about it. You took my bat! Good.
Don't worry; they got me behind. Got me from behind. Wha-why're we-
what're we doing? We can't be late? Is there a time limit? I-did you see me
bash that guy's face in? That was really awesome. I'm not even hitting anyone
with this. Gotta get closer! Bam!
Bam! (Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go!) Bam, bam, bam, bam! Ow! Ah! He hit me.
That was mean. Noo! No, don't, don't.
Ah. What is the point of this? We're going-
this is literally the easiest game; you do point A to point B.
You kill guys until you get to the end of the line. The end.
I like how, like, you're always, like, kicking *** and I'm off in a corner and I'm like;
"Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam!"
Like, not hitting anything. Thanks for the money, bro. Yeah, no problem. Why am I blinking?
Well, uh. Stop it! Jesus Christ!
Not okay-- Ah! Whoa! Oh, my God!
Oh, ***! It dropped off more bad guys! Um. Um,
alright, here we go! Did you see me get hit by a car? Yeah, I did. (That was pretty rad.)
Get up-what-get off me! Oh, my God! What is-?
Help me! I'm trying! Oh, my God! What-what happened? They just tried to, like-- Money!
Yay! We did it! I think I took that money. Yeah, you did. You're a ***.
Whoa!
What if we just ran by these guys? Lookit me, like, not even hitting anyone.
I am throwing-lookit-what am I doing to him? (Why can't I hit him?) What am I doing?
You're gonna hit people with him.
Hey, Kaylah. Yeah? Wah! Thank you.
This is so great. I'm gonna carry this guy with us.
Oh!
Whoa! I'm gonna take this, uh-- Did you see me avoid that guy? I want the bat.
Wait! Wait, wait; what do I do? Wha-B? What do I do?
B. (What do I do?) B, B, B, B, B. Yeah!
Hell, yeah! What the ***?! We are so cool. Get off me!
I'm beating him with a bottle. I am surrounded by people! They're piling on top of me! Well, don't get cornered. What?
That's uncomfortable; I don't like it when they do that.
Whoo! Whoa! Whoa. Emos! Who're these ***? Emos, oh God.
Not the emos! Okay!
Okay, high kick! High kick! High kick! I'm beating the *** outta this guy
with a basketball. Um.
That'll make the Nightly News. I almost said with Tom Brokaw but
Tom Brokaw doesn't do the Nightly News.
Whoa! This guy's terrifying. I'm gonna pick up this tire. Kill him! Oop.
Well, I tried. We were so close! I need to get, like,
in the correct angle for this. Whoa!
We-all of us fell! Ah! Dah! Umbrella!
They won't let me up! Why do they do that to you? Because I'm very...sexy.
Oh, my God. Wow!
Is this the game? Wow. Yeah, I think it is. Like, there's no end, like, there's never an end game.
Wait; you're not saving me! Oh, I'm sorry! B! B, B, B, B, B!
Ah! No!
I tried; they punched me away! You ***! I tried! Oh, there I am.
I was like; "They punched me away! They wouldn't let me!" I'm never saving you, ever.
I'm gonna stand next to you while you cry in agony, because you left me!
Not on purpose! Whoa!
What's that? What's that? I went in there.
What happened? Is that the end? I don't know; where are we? It's the end.
Are you sure? Um. Whoo! "Sub-space Highway"?
Run with me, friend! Friend!
Run with me!
What the ***? Are we supposed to hurt them? I think we were supposed to kill them for money.
We literally ran right by them.
He just threw a shovel at you! Yes, yeah he did. Help me! Remember that time? Okay.
-Intense stare down happening behind the scenes- Go ahead.
I hate you so much. (Whooo!) Stop backing up, you son of a ***! Run away!
Let's gang up on him.
-Chalupnik makes battle noises-
Lookit the face you're making when you throw him! I know, she looks
just like me. She does; it's pretty intense. Let's pick this *** up. I can't get up-Oh, they're getting on top of me!
Goddammit! Oh, there you go. You got 'em.
I thought for sure, I was like; "Hey--" Did you just pick me up?
You're damn right I did.
Why? What've I ever done to you? The next time you're on your ***, I'm totally-wait is that a cat?
Yeah, that's a cat. Come with me, friend! No, I'm trying to pick the cat up!
You can't! I want the cat! You've angered the cat!
Stop it! Eh! Oh, God! I'm trying!
I like how you pat me, that's really nice. God dammit! We both got-- Stop it! Ugh! Oh, I'm not in that, okay.
Kaylah. Yes? Hey, Kaylah. Yes?
Ah! What the ***? That invisible force just hit you.
He hit me! Oh. Wait, no those are nice people don't wanna hit them.
"Those are nice people."
Right, 'cause-'cause, these guys that are not are-I'm starting to think that we might be the bad guys here. That guy just ran
all the way past you and kicked me in the face. I got him for you! Revenge!
He's not done. Oh. He kicked me again. Here we go.
Hang on, there's garbage cans coming at us. There's a lot of guys coming at us.
Hang on, I'm trying to get up! Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch.
(Punch, punch, punch, punch) I can punch, like, garbage cans into them! That's actually really cool!
Um, I would love to kill these guys if you would come over here
so that I can. I'm dealing with something, thank you!
Teamwork!
How about you guys? ***' punch you all out!
***, ***, ***'! C'mon! We got a time crunch! I'm terrorizing the neighborhood.
We can't be late! Where the ***'re we going that's taking, like, fifteen *** minutes to get to?
(Well...) Maybe we should have driven. Maybe-
Maybe. Run with me, friend. I-that was a pole.
Wah! Well, they kicked me. That's pretty sweet.
C'mon! Come at me, bro!
Beep! Bop! Oh! Did you level up? That was you. No, I leveled up!
Hey. Rude! Rude! I got you, bro.
Look how proud of yourself you look, too. You're like;
"I saved you, you are welcome."
How do you have more money than me? 'Cause I'm a hoarder.
Whoo! Sorry, I had to get the money. Whoa! Ah, you ***!
Get off of me! Where do they all come from? I'm down! Oh, God; you've gotta save me! I'm trying! You gotta run over! Run, run, run! B, B, B!
Oh, yeah!
Ah! Oh! Oh, that was a bus! Ah, yeah-oh, no! It got me anyway!
I may or may not be dead already. No, I won't let you die! Don't quit on me, man!
What was that? That's what that is.
Wait a second, hang on; I just hit the left, um, bumper and I
lit up. Or was that-? Oh!
What is-how'd you do that? Left bump-um, right bumper!
Right bumper? Yeah. Whoa!
***! What've we been doing this whole time? We're superheros!
I wanna try this-spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning!
This'll be super useful! Yeah, I know; I'm just gonna do this.
Hey, look! Let's go over here! No, not yet. Oh, okay bye. Well, I'm in here.
So...follow me.
Nah, I'm good. Chalupnik, I swear to God. I don't need you.
Come in here with me (Don't need you.) and I'll take you
to a world of...Pure imagination!
How do I still have--? It literally sucked me in. How do I still have three lives?
What is this? Okay, so, um. Wallace! Wallace is a bro. Wallace, shut the *** up.
Okay, I'm done. Here we go. Alright, run!
Oooh! What the f-
What the-? Dammit! We're both dying and there's nothing we can do! Quick, someone save us!
Well. We did a really good job. Lookit them jump down they're like;
"Heh heh!" We're coming back. That's cool, that's cool. What the *** was that? What, what?
Who? What was that? What the ***? How'd you do that? Hey! Can you not?
Sir! I'm just-I'm just kissing this guy. Sir! How am I already dead? 'Cause you SUCK! Thanks, Kaylah.
Yeah, no problem. Hang on, I'm having troubles actually
hitting him. Oo! Oh, X. That's what that was.
Lookit this. What is happening right now?
Where-? Wha-what?
What? Oh, hey! Come with me! Wait, you're already in there. You were looking at me? I was. Sorry,
in the snow I-- That guy's gonna be like; "Oh-hoho!" Okay,
where are we? Oo! Okay, I think-
Okay, we have to fight things. Holy ***.
Lookit all these *** coins! We're rich-ish! Will you come grab these?
Oh! You're the one who's broke right now. How do you have so much *** money? I-I'm telling you; while you're getting your *** kicked
I'm running around collecting. Well, that's ***; I'm doing most of the work.
That was nice. That was lovely. Yeah and I made,
like, 10 bucks right off the bat, so. "The Rocket"
"Crash and the Boys". Oo! Are those people dead?
Maybe? Oo!
I see Wallace! There's some hot stuff going on up there. ***! Uh-oh.
It's one of my evil exes! That says first one. "Age: Unknown"
We can do this! We got this!
Ugh! We are gonna kick his *** ***! I like how he's blocking us and we're just like;
"Yeah!" I'm getting my *** kicked.
Hang on, I'm trying. He's-he's-he's being a little bit of an ***. Whoa!
Uncalled for! You need to save me because I'll be out! I'm trying! I'm down.
Oh! Well, our first boss fight,
and it didn't go super great. Why did he throw himself over?
How do we know--? I'm trying! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Are you
saving me? Oh, my God! How in the world-
how do we know how much health he has? Let's just gang up on this ***.
Um, we-whoa. Whoa! Oh.
Oh, ***. He has a force field!
We killed one!
We gotta kill the girls! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah. That makes so much more sense, okay.
Ow. What the *** was that? Dude, this isn't gonna go well.
Oh! Nice! Hell yeah. How did you do that? Oh, you butt bumped!
Cute!
Ah! You missed. Ah! You missed! Ah! Ah! Ah! I'm just-I'm just gonna *** punch her.
Bam! Oh.
Oh, she got me, too! I went to go get the chair-- ***!
This rude-***...rude-*** ***! Oop, yeah, I threw that in the wrong direction.
Well. Um. This is it for me. You had to ***-go, go, go, go, go! C'mon get up! Get up! Get up!
Whoo! Oh, my God, girl! I'm almost dead and I don't have any more lives; once I'm out, I'm out.
Oh, ***. Is he almost dead? Is that why he's flashing? I'm hoping. Oh, my God.
Yay! Yay! Die! Die, ***! No! No!
Why is this a thing? ***. Get off!
Ah, ***! Dude, I'm dead. I'm so dead.
I'm sorry, I'm trying so hard. I'm gonna beat him, I will, I promise.
For you! I'm not dead yet. Wait, okay.
Now I'm dead. Mm. No, you have one hit left.
Oh, ***, we're so ***. Oop!
Oh, get up! Oh, my God, I can't, dude.
No, it's okay. Kill him. Well.
This is going well. I think I'm out for good now. Unless you get me.
I'm trying! Oo! Oo! No, come on! They won't let me!
Wow. This is not going well. I'm an angel. This is not going well.
Whoa, what? How'd that work? What was that? This game has no logic! Get up!
What the ***? Get the *** up! I can beat this piece of ***.
I know I want to. I would love to. Did I do it?
Oh! Yay! I kicked that *** down! Thank you, friend! You're welcome!
I thought I was dead, for sure. (Hey!) I took the monies. Sorry. But I did the work, too!
Yeah. Yeah, you did. Look how happy we are.
Area clear! Ah. Alright.
So, obviously-oh, wait. No-oh!
Did I win? Well, I think it was, like, a joint effort.
Okay, so-- I think that you killed more people. Okay, that's what that is.
So, I killed more people, but you got more money. That makes sense. Yeah, 'cause I'm a ***.
Yeah, you are. You would just take the money. Okay! I'm
deadly! I'm a pacifist. If you guys want us to play another level of this, um,
leave a message, um-excuse me; leave a comment. Let us know, um, like,
subscribe, all that jazz, um, see you guys next time!
Is that Robert Pattinson?
Bye!