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Happy New Year And welcome to episode 8 of AddicTed to Deidre where we unlock the inner
secrets of the mind... through CONVERSATION!! awww what? Last time, Deidre asked me: What
did you learn in college, Ted? To make sure I did a good job, Deidre told me to at least
have five things. Which I thought was pretty limiting, so here's twenty. And just for kicks
and giggles I will be doing an accent for each one. Starting with:
Make a to-do list, mon.
Quizlet is the best for memorizing materials
Ya still have to memorize facts in college and then ya still forget all of them after the final test.
G'day, if you live in library, you'll be as cunning as a dunny rat.
Facebook and alcohol will halt all progress all the time.
I'm not listening. I'm not listening.
The dumbest things are entertaining when I have to do my homework.
Procrrrastination will even stoop as low as cleaning or doing dishes.
Sharing utility bills can never end well.
Fifty people in one house sends out invitations to about half a dozen police officers.
Well I didn't know that.
Drugs are bad, mkay?
Having extra-curriculars equals lower grades.
Excluding cooking, I'd make the best homemaker. I just would, I'd be the best.
Huheheh huheheh druggling is awesome.
Let's say you're reading a book before bed,
read it with one eye closed for over ten minutes then shut your light off
and open both eyes, you will have opposite adjusted eyes.
D's get degrees.
Getting earliest letters of the alphabet doesn't guarantee success later in life
(giggles)
A great professor can make the most boring topic exhilarating;
A terrible professor can make you biggest interests utterly mundane.
OMG Some of your best friends can be freshmen.
When doing a project or presentation, you should follow the K.I.S.S. rule.
Keep It Simple, Stupid.
A best friend is not above back-stabbing.
Deidre, in your next episode: I want you to tell me about your worst dating experience.
Preferably one I have not heard.
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Leave a comment of questions you would like to see explored in the future.
Happy New Year and stay tuned for next episode.
Awhhhhh!
Bing!
Until naked
(giggles repris)