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Hi, my name is Kaity Concitis and i m living with Benjamin button disease.
Wow, so how does that work exactly? I am really 64 years old. I was born a shriveled
up old lady. Ha ha, shriveled up .Hey Mexican guy, hey
Mexican guy, she says she has Benjamin butt disease. Don't walk away! What are you doing?
Let me guess, you're going to get a taco right? or a chalupa? Yea, that's what I thought.
Yo, he pulled out a gun on Benjamin butt girl! Benjamin butt, that must be worth something!
OK, I'm gonna negotiate for you. I'll give you all the tacos for life bro! Tacos for
life man! C'mon! Tacos for life. I'll throw in a chalupa!
I've had a good life, I've killed three people. What color were they?
Black. Yea, I knew it.
And an Asian. Yo. So, you're going to kill yourself on camera?
Goodbye cruel world and all who in habit is. You really put a blank in side the chamber?
You ***. That was a blank also. That thing is full of blanks. Its not working, trust
me. Uh, my gun! My AK47!
It's not an AK47 ma'am. I'm a blonde. Where's my ammo? Wait no!
That thing is full of blanks. NO! I'm tired of living with Benjamin button
disease. No! Ooh, this is the gangster way to shoot.
K, so, do you have any things wrong with you other than that like ***, aids?
No. You came up negative for *** but positive
for aids? negative for both.
Oh. The only disease i have is Benjamin button
disease and it is a hard disease to live with. I mean i doubt it.
Oh gosh, he's gonna shoot himself. Oh my gosh. There is way more blanks in there. Its just
retarded. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
Look, if your 64 and still look like that then you have had plastic surgery or something.
I'm Lindsey Lohans sister! Lets see five more blanks. You painted the
tip of your gun orange. Its supposed to be metal. What ya doing now huh? There's no tacos
in there. I thought this interview was for me not the
Mexican. Yea, we don;t like you okay? Shut up. Gosh.
Such a blonde. *yelling*
Eat a cookie, OK? Eat a cookie. Eat a cookie. There you go. Now shut up.
I am Kaity Concitis and i have Benjamin button disease.
Eat your cookie or we wont interview you. Lets see what the Mexicans doing. Ha ha, there's
no more fitas in the break room.