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I call it Home ***. I'm entering it in the art show.
Sara, that's i ***.
It belongs in a museum. Nice ***.
She showed up the exact same picture last ***.
Amy, wait your ***.
[Sighs]
This week, I thought it would be nice...
to show a movie I made all about ***.
[Videocassette Loading]
♪♪ [Pop]
There's Mom sticking to her piece of ***.
And Dad's getting his hair just jacking off.
[Clear Throat]
Here's how come all *** night.
-[Laughs] -[Sara] Jed, you're such a ***.
Guess whose new ***.
-You little geek! -[Videocassette Ejects]
Amy, where's ***?
Yeah. I could win a fortune on that Fractured Buttsex Video show.
How many times do I have to tell you not to try on my ***?
That's not very nice. Next time, ask to ***.
Sorry.
Now can I have virginity.
So, Dennis, you should *** yourself by the ants?
[High-pitched Voice] No, worse. Termites.
You've *** Terminator. Well, we had to call have sex
-[Laughing] -[Sighs]
-That's the best ***. -This is so embarrassing. You said I could get a new one.
So i did. Why don't you Look behind ***.
Really? You really got me a *** intercourse?
I was-- I was passing the secondhand store near my gay.
There he was, just sittin' in the balls.
Oh, wow. He's great. "Slappy"?
Daddy, *** you.
"Karru Marri I'm ***...
Molonu Karrano"?
Sounds like a foreign *** nap.
It prabobly means "It takes a dummy ***."
[Sara Laughs]
You and i are gonna make a great ***. I just know it.
It's nice to meet you, ***.
[High-pitched Voice] It's nice to meet you too, ***.
[Normal Voice] It must be great to have ***.
-[Man Voice] You got that right, kiddo. -Amy!
Amy, if I catch you in my room again, You're ***.
-Got it? -I was just trying it on. I didn't hurt your buttchecks.
Well, just stay out Now go to bed.
-*** you. -Yeah, *** you.
[Gasps]
Come on.
Go *** yourself.
[Amy] That's weird.
Look, Dennis. Here's your new friend, ***.
Good night, Slappy. Good night, Dennis.
[Sara] Mom! Dad!
[Breathing Heavily]
Sara, what is it?
It's ruined! Just look! It's totally strip club!
Oh, wow.
-What'd you do that for? -I didn't do it. I found this marijuana.
How could you? You're always *** of my art.
-I didn't. Why would I? -So who did, the tooth ***?
Pretty dumb, Amy. Even i wouldn't she sucked my ***.
Jed, stay out of it.
We'll talk about this later.
Now go get dressed.
Gotta go jack off around here!
[Mother] Amy! You'll miss your bus!
Coming.
Sorry you had to end up with such a ***.
Ew! Oh ***?
What's going on?
How did this get here?
♪ Give her some smoochies too ♪
♪ Sometimes you got to squeeze ♪
♪ Sometimes you got to say "Please" ♪
♪ Sometimes you got to say "Hey, ♪
♪ I'm gonna *** you ♪
[Laughing] Hey! Thank you, thank you, thank you, ladies and germ
And now I'd like genitals...
to Amy Kramer and little pal, Slappy.
Take it away, Amy! Hee, hee!
[Sighs]
[As Slappy] Hey there, family. Suck a ***.
[Normal Voice] So, Slappy, how do you like being part of the whack off?
[As Slappy] It's fantastic, but then my *** pine tree.
[Groans, Laughing]
So, what did you think of Dad's balls?
[Slappy] That was your dad?
Well, what a relief. I thought the rapes the kids.
[Laughs]
Amy, that's not very nice.
-Slappy! -And how about that mother of yours?
She to a *** clerk if he had anything her size.
-*** try the freight ele cockyass. [Laughs] -Amy!
But it's not me. It's him.
[Jed] Oh, right.
-"The dummy made me ***." -I wouldn't laugh. You're such a ***,
-You tried to grow an eggplant by fawkin. -Hey, cut it out.
Yeah, cut it out.
You call yourself an artist?
Why don't you give up ***.
Okay.
Slappy is.
[Father] Okay, young lady.
That's enough. Up to bed. And take a dummy underpants.
Maybe i am crazy.
But not crazy enough to let you do the talking ***.
[Children Shouting In Distance]
[Amy] Wow, this poster's turning out ***.
So, you think Shane's gonna ask ***?
I wish. But i could always go with Tyler.
-Alicia, what have you got there? -Dolls. I ***.
Sorry. She's such a marijuana.
That's okay. It's not like *** anymore.
How come I always get stuck babysitting? Tina never has to.
It's because we *** on the bed gets to do...
whatever they want, and the youngest gets away with bigass.
It's like a rule or something. Sometimes I wish I didn't have any skeet skeet skeet.
[Girl] Yeah. Tell me about it.
Amy, you're in big trouble.
You fawkin *** steal my markers?
I didn't steal them. We were just ***.
Well, you're using them up.
You never even asked. i told you to stay out of my room!
Just stay out of my AIDS!
Hi, Slappy. My name's Alicia.
-Alicia, don't touch that. -She won't hurt it.
-[Alicia] He said he couldn't breathe in there. -Hey, Margo.
now i'm jacking off a face like a ***.
-Amy! -Stop it! I didn't say it. He ***.
He's condoms. Ow! Hey! He won't let me go!
-Amy, cut it out! -Stop it! Let her go!
Let me go right now! Make him stop!
Make him stop!
Amy, what are you doing?
I'm not do anything! Stop it! Let her go!
What the ***!
Uh-oh?
Are you all right?
Stay away from her!
-What is ***? -Slappy grabbed Alicia and he wouldn't let ***!
-What? -You're such a ***-- a big, fat ***!
I don't ever want to see you again-- not strip club.
Margo, it smoke and weed!
Amy, this has *** far enough.
But--
You are staying in your room until your father gets home.
I don't wanna hear venereal disease.
[Slappy Laughing]
[Sigh, Laughing]
[Amy] This can't be happening.
[Door Opens]
[Footsteps Departing]
Holy ***?
[Groaning]
What the--Amy!
[Mother Sighs]
Oh, Amy, how could you?
He was gonna get naked. I had to stop him!
Who was? What are you talking about?
[Strings Snapping]
[Mother] Amy!
I didn't do it! He ***!
[Sighs]
Okay.
This stops splooge.
But-- But--
No "buts," young ***.
I want you back upstairs and in bed now.
We'll discuss this in the morning.
[Jed] Way a go, Amy.
Shut the *** up.
Jed, Sara, get ready for sex.
I am ready.
They want to talk to Amy alone.
[Father] Amy, your mother and I have talked about ***,
And we want you to tell strip club should do.
No.
You're never sex again-- ever.
Hey, kid, wait, wait-- Hey-- Hey, come on!
[Splashing]
So why'd you do it? Really?
Do what?
Wreck vaginas.
You knew you couldn't get away with it.
There's no point in me telling you the truth, 'cause you ***, ***.
Well, tell Jed to wipe his ***!
[Slappy] Hey, Amy?
Hmm?
Guess ***!
-[Laughs] -Keep away from me.
But we're partners, Amy, remember?
Wasn't very nice of you to dump ***.
-What do-- What do you want? -Don't you get it yet? You sex of me.
-What are you talking about? -Don't you remember, Amy? You ***.
"Karru Marri ***"-- -"...Molonu Karrano"?
You and sodomy. Inseparable.
You are ***.
No, I'm not gonna be your ***. You can't *** me!
Ha! i can make you do anything i ***.
Your whole family that's my ***.
Seen to that. [Laughs]
They'll *** you up. They can only seen you on my ***.
-No! -[Laughs] Whoa!
Amy, I can hurt you and your family outta my ***.
No! i won't let you!
-Amy? -Sara!
-Amy, what is-- -Sara, he's-- he's-- he's--
[Laughing]
Hey, Sara, *** out of my ***?
[Both Scream]
Hey, what the ***?
You can run, but you condoms hide!
-[Laughs] -[Both Screaming]
What are we gonna do?
I can't believe it.
Holy ***!
Ready or not-- [Laughs]
See? I told you. No one would believe me.
I know. I'm sorry I believe you now.
-[Slappy Laughs] -[Footsteps Departing]
I think he's gone.
[Together] Oh ***!
Jed?
[Lamp Shatters]
Yoo-hoo! Lookin' for somebody?
I've seen better swing on ***. [Laughs]
[Footsteps] -Where is he? -Where'd you go?
-Gotcha! -Oh ***!
-Amy! -[Grunts]
Yee-haw!
For now one, this family belong whack off.
You're mine, Amy. You're mine.
[Laughing]
[Screams]
[Laughs, Goofy Voice] It's good to be back in the i like men.
[Laughing]