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GLENN: I'VE JUST TOLD YOU WE
GLENN: I'VE JUST TOLD YOU WE
HAVE SPECIAL INTERESTS ARE IN
HAVE SPECIAL INTERESTS ARE IN
THE WHITE HOUSE AND THAT'S WHY
THE WHITE HOUSE AND THAT'S WHY
HEALTHCARE IS GOING TO GO
HEALTHCARE IS GOING TO GO
THROUGH.
THROUGH.
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, I
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, I
THINK THIS NONSENSE ON THE
THINK THIS NONSENSE ON THE
SIDE IS JUST THAT.
SIDE IS JUST THAT.
YES, THEY WILL.
YES, THEY WILL.
LET ME ADD THE NEXT LAYER TO
LET ME ADD THE NEXT LAYER TO
THIS, THE SPECIAL INTERESTS
THIS, THE SPECIAL INTERESTS
ARE THUGS.
ARE THUGS.
THEY ARE NOT USED TO TAKING NO
THEY ARE NOT USED TO TAKING NO
FOR AN ANSWER.
FOR AN ANSWER.
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS
GUY.
GUY.
HIS NAME IS KENNETH GLADENY.
HIS NAME IS KENNETH GLADENY.
WHEN KENNETH HEARD ABOUT THE
WHEN KENNETH HEARD ABOUT THE
OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE HIS VOICE
OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE HIS VOICE
BE HEARD AT A TOWN HALL ON
BE HEARD AT A TOWN HALL ON
HEALTHCARE HE JUMPED AT THE
HEALTHCARE HE JUMPED AT THE
CHANCE TO GO.
CHANCE TO GO.
ONCE THERE, HE STARTED TO HAND
ONCE THERE, HE STARTED TO HAND
OUT THESE DON'T TREAD ON ME
OUT THESE DON'T TREAD ON ME
FLAGS.
FLAGS.
THAT'S WHEN IT HAPPENED.
THAT'S WHEN IT HAPPENED.
HE WAS ATTACKED AND BEATEN BY
HE WAS ATTACKED AND BEATEN BY
SEVERAL THUGS FROM SEIU.
SEVERAL THUGS FROM SEIU.
THE UNION THAT THE PRESIDENT
THE UNION THAT THE PRESIDENT
KNOWS QUITE WELL.
KNOWS QUITE WELL.
WE'RE TRYING TO USE THE
WE'RE TRYING TO USE THE
PERSUASION OF POWER.
PERSUASION OF POWER.
>> GLADDENY WAS AN
>> GLADDENY WAS AN
AFRICAN-AMERICAN.
AFRICAN-AMERICAN.
HE WAS NOT ONLY PHYSICALLY
HE WAS NOT ONLY PHYSICALLY
BEATEN, HE WAS CALLED THE N
BEATEN, HE WAS CALLED THE N
WORD.
WORD.
YOU WOULD THINK THAT THE
YOU WOULD THINK THAT THE
PRESIDENT WOULDN'T REST UNTIL
PRESIDENT WOULDN'T REST UNTIL
JUSTICE CAME SWIFTLY TO THOSE
JUSTICE CAME SWIFTLY TO THOSE
SEIU THUGS, YET HERE WE ARE
SEIU THUGS, YET HERE WE ARE
OVER 90 DAYS LATER AND THERE
OVER 90 DAYS LATER AND THERE
ARE NO CHARGES HERE, NONE.
ARE NO CHARGES HERE, NONE.
HERE IS ONE OF THE GUYS WHO
HERE IS ONE OF THE GUYS WHO
BEAT HIM AND HE HAS AN SEIU
BEAT HIM AND HE HAS AN SEIU
ATTORNEY, WHICH IS STRANGE.
ATTORNEY, WHICH IS STRANGE.
MR. PRESIDENT, HAVE THE
MR. PRESIDENT, HAVE THE
PROSECUTORS OR IS IT JUST THE
PROSECUTORS OR IS IT JUST THE
POLICE THAT HAVE ACTED
POLICE THAT HAVE ACTED
STUPIDLY IN THIS CASE, OR
STUPIDLY IN THIS CASE, OR
PERHAPS -- I MEAN, YOU AGREE
PERHAPS -- I MEAN, YOU AGREE
WITH SEIU ON SO MANY THINGS,
WITH SEIU ON SO MANY THINGS,
MAYBE YOU FEEL THAT JUSTICE
MAYBE YOU FEEL THAT JUSTICE
WAS SERVED THAT DAY.
WAS SERVED THAT DAY.
>> I HAVE SPENT MY ENTIRE
>> I HAVE SPENT MY ENTIRE
ADULT LIFE WORKING WITH SEIU!
ADULT LIFE WORKING WITH SEIU!
I'M NOT A NEWCOMER TO THIS!
I'M NOT A NEWCOMER TO THIS!
GLENN: NO, HE'S NOT T SEEMS
GLENN: NO, HE'S NOT T SEEMS
LIKE THIS IS WHAT SEIU DOES.
LIKE THIS IS WHAT SEIU DOES.
IT IS WHAT THEY DID TO A T.V.
IT IS WHAT THEY DID TO A T.V.
OR THER IN CALIFORNIA EARLIER
OR THER IN CALIFORNIA EARLIER
THIS MONTH.
THIS MONTH.
THEY LEFT HIM BLOODIED AND IN
THEY LEFT HIM BLOODIED AND IN
THE HOSPITAL.
THE HOSPITAL.
>> WE TOOK NAMES.
>> WE TOOK NAMES.
WE WATCHED HOW THEY VOTED.
WE WATCHED HOW THEY VOTED.
WE KNOW WHERE THEY LIVE.
WE KNOW WHERE THEY LIVE.
>>
>>
GLENN: EVEN THE BOY SCOUTS
GLENN: EVEN THE BOY SCOUTS
AREN'T SAFE FROM SEIU'S
AREN'T SAFE FROM SEIU'S
THUGERY.
THUGERY.
IN ALLENTOWN, A 17-YEAR-OLD
IN ALLENTOWN, A 17-YEAR-OLD
EAGLE SCOUT WORKED 200 HOURS
EAGLE SCOUT WORKED 200 HOURS
TO CLEAR A WALKING PATH AT A
TO CLEAR A WALKING PATH AT A
PARK.
PARK.
THIS IS A BOY SCOUT.
THIS IS A BOY SCOUT.
THIS APPARENTLY IS A NO-NO IN
THIS APPARENTLY IS A NO-NO IN
ALLENTOWN, BECAUSE THE PARK IS
ALLENTOWN, BECAUSE THE PARK IS
MANAGED BY SEIU AND AN SEIU
MANAGED BY SEIU AND AN SEIU
SPOKESMAN SAID WE'RE LOOKING
SPOKESMAN SAID WE'RE LOOKING
INTO THE CUB SCOUT OR THE BOY
INTO THE CUB SCOUT OR THE BOY
SCOUT WHO DID THE TRAILS.
SCOUT WHO DID THE TRAILS.
THIS IS WHO IS GETTING
THIS IS WHO IS GETTING
PRIORITY IN AMERICA.
PRIORITY IN AMERICA.
THESE ARE THE PEOPLE, THE
THESE ARE THE PEOPLE, THE
BEAT-DOWNS.
BEAT-DOWNS.
SEIU, ANDY STERN.
SEIU, ANDY STERN.
IT'S NOT YOU.
IT'S NOT YOU.
THE WORKERS OF THE WORLD
THE WORKERS OF THE WORLD
UNITE.
UNITE.
SEIU.
SEIU.
I'M GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS
I'M GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS
CHART TO YOU IN JUST A SECOND.
CHART TO YOU IN JUST A SECOND.
BACK IN A MOMENT.
BACK IN A MOMENT.
AFGHANISTAN.
AFGHANISTAN.
JOIN ME IN 26 MINUTES AT THE
JOIN ME IN 26 MINUTES AT THE
TOP OF THE SHOW.
GLENN: DESPITE WHAT ANYBODY IN
GLENN: DESPITE WHAT ANYBODY IN
WASHINGTON SAYS, THE POLLS ON
WASHINGTON SAYS, THE POLLS ON
THIS HEALTHCARE BILL, WHETHER
THIS HEALTHCARE BILL, WHETHER
YOU WANT IT OR NOT, ARE
YOU WANT IT OR NOT, ARE
ONE-POINT LOWER THAN THEY WERE
ONE-POINT LOWER THAN THEY WERE
ON HILLARY CARE, WHICH WAS A
ON HILLARY CARE, WHICH WAS A
JOKE FOR YEARS.
JOKE FOR YEARS.
WHY IS THIS GOING THROUGH?
WHY IS THIS GOING THROUGH?
TO GIVE YOU PERSPECTIVE, THIS
TO GIVE YOU PERSPECTIVE, THIS
WILL JUST RUN HEALTHCARE.
WILL JUST RUN HEALTHCARE.
THESE 17 PAGES, THE
THESE 17 PAGES, THE
CONSTITUTION, IT RUNS THE
CONSTITUTION, IT RUNS THE
WHOLE SYSTEM.
WHOLE SYSTEM.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
DO YOU THINK THERE MIGHT BE A
DO YOU THINK THERE MIGHT BE A
PROBLEM HERE?
PROBLEM HERE?
WHY IS THIS GOING THROUGH?
WHY IS THIS GOING THROUGH?
WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU.
WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU.
I'VE ALREADY SHOWED YOU SEIU
I'VE ALREADY SHOWED YOU SEIU
HAS AN AWFUL LOT TO GAIN.
HAS AN AWFUL LOT TO GAIN.
THEY'RE PUTTING A MOVIE OUT
THEY'RE PUTTING A MOVIE OUT
NOW.
NOW.
THEY HAVE A MOVIE OUT NOW THAT
THEY HAVE A MOVIE OUT NOW THAT
SHOWS CONGRATULATIONS,
SHOWS CONGRATULATIONS,
EVERYBODY, THE PRESIDENT WAS
EVERYBODY, THE PRESIDENT WAS
ELECTED BY SEIU, AND THEN THE
ELECTED BY SEIU, AND THEN THE
BEAT-DOWNS, THE BEAT-DOWNS.
BEAT-DOWNS, THE BEAT-DOWNS.
HERE IS A GUY WHO WAS BEATEN
HERE IS A GUY WHO WAS BEATEN
DOWN IN ST. LOUIS.
DOWN IN ST. LOUIS.
HIS ATTORNEY -- THIS IS THE
HIS ATTORNEY -- THIS IS THE
GUY WHO DID IT -- ONE OF THE
GUY WHO DID IT -- ONE OF THE
GUYS.
GUYS.
WE ONLY HAVE PICTURES OF ONE
WE ONLY HAVE PICTURES OF ONE
OF THEM.
OF THEM.
THE SEIU IS ANDY STERN, CHIEF
THE SEIU IS ANDY STERN, CHIEF
VISITOR TO THE WHITE HOUSE.
VISITOR TO THE WHITE HOUSE.
THIS HAS NOT BEEN PROSECUTED,
THIS HAS NOT BEEN PROSECUTED,
BUT IN 2000, THIS GUY, A
BUT IN 2000, THIS GUY, A
REPUBLICAN, HE ACTUALLY I
REPUBLICAN, HE ACTUALLY I
THINK TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE
THINK TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE
OF *** GEPHARDT AND ONE OF
OF *** GEPHARDT AND ONE OF
HIS AIDES PUSHED HIM AND TALK
HIS AIDES PUSHED HIM AND TALK
AND TOOK THE CAMERA AND THIS
AND TOOK THE CAMERA AND THIS
GUY PUSHED HIM OUT OF THE WAY,
GUY PUSHED HIM OUT OF THE WAY,
SOMETHING LIKE.
SOMETHING LIKE.
THAT WITHIN TWO DAYS, THIS
THAT WITHIN TWO DAYS, THIS
WOMAN FILED CHARGES AND GOT IT
WOMAN FILED CHARGES AND GOT IT
DONE.
DONE.
OK.
OK.
FILED CHARGES AGAINST HIM.
FILED CHARGES AGAINST HIM.
THERE ARE NO CHARGES HERE WITH
THERE ARE NO CHARGES HERE WITH
SEIU.
SEIU.
WHY?
WHY?
SAME PEOPLE ARE INVOLVED.
SAME PEOPLE ARE INVOLVED.
TWO DAYS.
TWO DAYS.
OVER 90 DAYS.
OVER 90 DAYS.
JOHN LOUDOUN IS HERE, A STATE
JOHN LOUDOUN IS HERE, A STATE
SENATOR IN MISSOURI AND HE HAS
SENATOR IN MISSOURI AND HE HAS
BEEN FOLLOWING THE GLADDENY
BEEN FOLLOWING THE GLADDENY
STORY.
STORY.
WHAT AM I MISSING HERE?
WHAT AM I MISSING HERE?
>> YOU'RE NOT MISSING
>> YOU'RE NOT MISSING
ANYTHING.
ANYTHING.
THE CAMERAMAN WAS THE GEPHARDT
THE CAMERAMAN WAS THE GEPHARDT
OPERATIVE AND BILL FEDOR WAS
OPERATIVE AND BILL FEDOR WAS
GIVEN GEPHARDT THE RACE OF HIS
GIVEN GEPHARDT THE RACE OF HIS
LIFE.
LIFE.
THEY THREW THE BOOK AT HIM.
THEY THREW THE BOOK AT HIM.
IT WAS AN ORDINANCE VIOLATION.
IT WAS AN ORDINANCE VIOLATION.
IT WAS BASICALLY PEACE
IT WAS BASICALLY PEACE
DISTURBANCE AND SHE MANAGED TO
DISTURBANCE AND SHE MANAGED TO
COME IN ON COLUMBUS DAY, A
COME IN ON COLUMBUS DAY, A
HOLIDAY, PA TRISHING
HOLIDAY, PA TRISHING
READINGTON, A COUNTY
READINGTON, A COUNTY
COUNSELOR, CHARGES ON A
COUNSELOR, CHARGES ON A
HOLIDAY.
HOLIDAY.
THIS GUY WAS BEATEN.
THIS GUY WAS BEATEN.
HE WAS CALLED THE N WORD.
HE WAS CALLED THE N WORD.
I MEAN, I CAN'T THINK OF A
I MEAN, I CAN'T THINK OF A
CASE THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA, IF
CASE THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA, IF
HE ACTUALLY MEANT WHAT HE SAID
HE ACTUALLY MEANT WHAT HE SAID
AND SAID WHAT HE MEANT, I
AND SAID WHAT HE MEANT, I
CAN'T THINK OF A CASE THAT
CAN'T THINK OF A CASE THAT
WOULD BE MORE IMPORTANT TO AN
WOULD BE MORE IMPORTANT TO AN
AFRICAN-AMERICAN PRESIDENT
AFRICAN-AMERICAN PRESIDENT
THAN DEFENDING THIS MAN'S
THAN DEFENDING THIS MAN'S
RIGHT TO SPEAK, BUT NOBODY IS
RIGHT TO SPEAK, BUT NOBODY IS
INVOLVED.
INVOLVED.
NOW, WE UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S
NOW, WE UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S
PAT READINGTON THAT IS
PAT READINGTON THAT IS
SUPPOSED TO BE FILING THE
SUPPOSED TO BE FILING THE
CHARGES AN BILL MCCULLOUGH
CHARGES AN BILL MCCULLOUGH
PASSED IT OFF TO HER.
PASSED IT OFF TO HER.
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT IS
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT IS
HAPPENING HERE?
HAPPENING HERE?
>> IN THE JURISDICTIONS, YOU
>> IN THE JURISDICTIONS, YOU
HAVE THE ELECTED PROSECUTOR,
HAVE THE ELECTED PROSECUTOR,
ROBERT MCCULLOUGH WHO HAS
ROBERT MCCULLOUGH WHO HAS
ULTIMATE JURISDICTION F THEY
ULTIMATE JURISDICTION F THEY
THINKS THIS IS A HATE CRIME,
THINKS THIS IS A HATE CRIME,
AND IF HE DOESN'T THINK THIS
AND IF HE DOESN'T THINK THIS
IS GANG VIOLENCE OR STIFFLING
IS GANG VIOLENCE OR STIFFLING
POLITICAL FREE SPEECH, HE CAN
POLITICAL FREE SPEECH, HE CAN
CALL THE PRESS CONFERENCE,
CALL THE PRESS CONFERENCE,
FILE CHARGES AND TAKE IT OVER.
FILE CHARGES AND TAKE IT OVER.
HE DOESN'T APPARENTLY THINK IT
HE DOESN'T APPARENTLY THINK IT
RISES TO THAT LEVEL, SO HE'S
RISES TO THAT LEVEL, SO HE'S
LAYING IT -- LEAVING IT IN
LAYING IT -- LEAVING IT IN
PATRICIA REDDINGTON'S COURT.
PATRICIA REDDINGTON'S COURT.
SHE IS A DEMOCRAT-APPOINTED
SHE IS A DEMOCRAT-APPOINTED
COUNTY COUNSELOR.
COUNTY COUNSELOR.
SHE SERVES AT THE PLEASURE OF
SHE SERVES AT THE PLEASURE OF
THE DEMOCRAT COUNTY EXECUTIVE,
THE DEMOCRAT COUNTY EXECUTIVE,
CHARLIE DOOLEY.
CHARLIE DOOLEY.
BETWEEN DOOLEY AND R
BETWEEN DOOLEY AND R
EXDDINGTON, THEY HAVE TO
EXDDINGTON, THEY HAVE TO
FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH
FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH
THIS THING BECAUSE WE'RE TIRED
THIS THING BECAUSE WE'RE TIRED
OF HAVING THIS SWEPT UNDER THE
OF HAVING THIS SWEPT UNDER THE
RUG AND GLAD TO HAVE YOU AND
RUG AND GLAD TO HAVE YOU AND
ANDREW BREITBART AND BIG
ANDREW BREITBART AND BIG
GOVERNMENT, THESE FOR FOLKS COME
GOVERNMENT, THESE FOR FOLKS COME
IN AND EXPOSE THINGS TO THE
IN AND EXPOSE THINGS TO THE
LIGHT OF DAY.
LIGHT OF DAY.
GLENN: I HAVE TO TELL YOU, IT
GLENN: I HAVE TO TELL YOU, IT
IS SO CLEAR TO ANY THINKING
IS SO CLEAR TO ANY THINKING
AMERICAN WHAT IS GOING ON
AMERICAN WHAT IS GOING ON
HERE.
HERE.
IT'S CLEAR.
IT'S CLEAR.
WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET THIS
WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET THIS
STORY FALL OFF TO THE WAYSIDE.
STORY FALL OFF TO THE WAYSIDE.
WE A WANT ANSWERS.
WE A WANT ANSWERS.
>> THANK YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
GLENN: YOU BET.
GLENN: YOU BET.
WE'LL TALK AGAIN.
WE'LL TALK AGAIN.
NOW, I KNOW I'M KIND OF PUFFY,
NOW, I KNOW I'M KIND OF PUFFY,
OK, A LOT OF PUFFY, BUT THE
OK, A LOT OF PUFFY, BUT THE
FAT KID ON SOUTH PARK HAD TO
FAT KID ON SOUTH PARK HAD TO
PLAY ME, AND YOUR GUNS, COMING
PLAY ME, AND YOUR GUNS, COMING
UP.
UP.
>> PLEASE BUY IT IT IS
>> PLEASE BUY IT IT IS
AVAILABLE NOW ON DVD.
AVAILABLE NOW ON DVD.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MORALS?
WHAT HAPPENED TO MORALS?
GLENN: YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL
GLENN: YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL
"SOUTH PARK" HAS DONE AN
"SOUTH PARK" HAS DONE AN
ENTIRE EPISODE ON YOU.
ENTIRE EPISODE ON YOU.
LAST WEEK ERIC HARTMAN PLAYED
LAST WEEK ERIC HARTMAN PLAYED
A MUCH THINNER VERSION OF ME.
A MUCH THINNER VERSION OF ME.
THEN, OVER THE WEEKEND, EVEN
THEN, OVER THE WEEKEND, EVEN
MORE ANIMATION.
MORE ANIMATION.
THIS TIME, FROM THE "NEW
THIS TIME, FROM THE "NEW
YORKER" MAGAZINE, IN WHICH
YORKER" MAGAZINE, IN WHICH
THEY CALLED ME ENERGETICALLY
THEY CALLED ME ENERGETICALLY
HATEFUL, TRUTH TWISTING AND
HATEFUL, TRUTH TWISTING AND
THE BIGGEST LIE OF ALL, ONLY
THE BIGGEST LIE OF ALL, ONLY
"BARELY OVERWEIGHT."
"BARELY OVERWEIGHT."
BY THE WAY, AN INTERESTING
BY THE WAY, AN INTERESTING
FACT ABOUT "THE NEW YORKER,"
FACT ABOUT "THE NEW YORKER,"
IT STILL EXISTS.
IT STILL EXISTS.
I MEAN, THEY'RE STILL PRINTING
I MEAN, THEY'RE STILL PRINTING
IT.
IT.
WHO KNEW?
WHO KNEW?
ANYWAY, THIS WAS A CAP ON A
ANYWAY, THIS WAS A CAP ON A
QUITE PROLIFIC PERIOD OF BECK
QUITE PROLIFIC PERIOD OF BECK
BASHING, YOU KNOW, BY THE WAY,
BASHING, YOU KNOW, BY THE WAY,
ALL THE TARGETS LIKE, FOR
ALL THE TARGETS LIKE, FOR
INSTANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT I
INSTANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT I
WRITE CRAZY THINGS ON A
WRITE CRAZY THINGS ON A
BLACKBOARD.
BLACKBOARD.
THEY GOT THAT ONE RIGHT.
THEY GOT THAT ONE RIGHT.
>> LET'S EXACTLY LOOK AT WHAT
>> LET'S EXACTLY LOOK AT WHAT
OUR SCHOOL PRESIDENT WANTS
OUR SCHOOL PRESIDENT WANTS
WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO ACHIEVE?
WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO ACHIEVE?
>> I ALSO REALIZED YOU COULD
>> I ALSO REALIZED YOU COULD
REARRANGE THE LETTERS OF YOUR
REARRANGE THE LETTERS OF YOUR
NAME TO SPELL A GRET.
NAME TO SPELL A GRET.
FOLLOW ME SOMETHING QUICKLY.
FOLLOW ME SOMETHING QUICKLY.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
FOLLOW ME.
FOLLOW ME.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
THINK OF A VERY, QUICKLY IF
THINK OF A VERY, QUICKLY IF
YOU WILL, OF WHAT YOUR AP PEN
YOU WILL, OF WHAT YOUR AP PEN
APPENDIX IS CONNECTED TO.
APPENDIX IS CONNECTED TO.
GLENN: THAT'S A VERY FUNNY
GLENN: THAT'S A VERY FUNNY
BIT.
BIT.
CONGRATULATIONS, JOHN, VERY
CONGRATULATIONS, JOHN, VERY
FUNNY STUFF.
FUNNY STUFF.
ANOTHER TARGET IS THAT I KAI
ANOTHER TARGET IS THAT I KAI
LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
THEY GOT THAT ONE.
THEY GOT THAT ONE.
>> AND SO NOW WE HAVE PLENTY
>> AND SO NOW WE HAVE PLENTY
OF PENS HERE.
OF PENS HERE.
AND I LOVE AMERICA.
AND I LOVE AMERICA.
>> THERE'S A WAR GOING ON.
>> THERE'S A WAR GOING ON.
>> THE MISTAKES ARE NOTHING
>> THE MISTAKES ARE NOTHING
LESS THAN GLENN BECK'S
LESS THAN GLENN BECK'S
INTERNAL ORGANS.
INTERNAL ORGANS.
ALL OF THOSE MORE ORIGINAL
ALL OF THOSE MORE ORIGINAL
THAN THE LAST, BUT JUST TO
THAN THE LAST, BUT JUST TO
PROVE THAT WE ARE IN PARALLEL
PROVE THAT WE ARE IN PARALLEL
UNIVERSE, HERE ARE EIGHT WORDS
UNIVERSE, HERE ARE EIGHT WORDS
THAT YOU NEVER EVER THOUGHT
THAT YOU NEVER EVER THOUGHT
YOU WOULD HEAR.
YOU WOULD HEAR.
"GLENN BECK IS ON THE COVER OF
"GLENN BECK IS ON THE COVER OF
PLAYBOY."
PLAYBOY."
THANKFULLY, NO PICTURES WERE
THANKFULLY, NO PICTURES WERE
INVOLVED.
INVOLVED.
INSTEAD, JUST THE NOVEL
INSTEAD, JUST THE NOVEL
CONCEPT OF A GLENN BECK
CONCEPT OF A GLENN BECK
TAKE-DOWN.
TAKE-DOWN.
I WILL GIVE PLAYBOY CREDIT.
I WILL GIVE PLAYBOY CREDIT.
UNLIKE THE REST OF THE MEDIA,
UNLIKE THE REST OF THE MEDIA,
AT LEAST THEY ARE RAD MITTING
AT LEAST THEY ARE RAD MITTING
TO A TAKE-DOWN.
TO A TAKE-DOWN.
BUT IF YOU COULD NAVIGATE
BUT IF YOU COULD NAVIGATE
BETWEEN THE CHEEKS AND
BETWEEN THE CHEEKS AND
NIPPLES, YOU WILL FIND THIS
NIPPLES, YOU WILL FIND THIS
WELL-RESEARCHED CRITIQUE.
WELL-RESEARCHED CRITIQUE.
"THERE IS SOMETHING SO BRAIN
"THERE IS SOMETHING SO BRAIN
RATTINGLY FOOLISH ABOUT HIS
RATTINGLY FOOLISH ABOUT HIS
UNDERSTANDING OF HISTORY, THAT
UNDERSTANDING OF HISTORY, THAT
IT EMBARRASSES ME MERELY TO
IT EMBARRASSES ME MERELY TO
SET IT DOWN AMONG THE SHAPELY
SET IT DOWN AMONG THE SHAPELY
BABES OF PLAYBOY."
BABES OF PLAYBOY."
OH, YES, YOU WOULDN'T WANT THE
OH, YES, YOU WOULDN'T WANT THE
GIGGLING CO-EDS TO THINK YOU
GIGGLING CO-EDS TO THINK YOU
DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE AGE OF
DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE AGE OF
ENLIGHTENMENT.
ENLIGHTENMENT.
WHAT IS IT THAT HE WRITES THAT
WHAT IS IT THAT HE WRITES THAT
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HE THINKS ALL THE FOUNDERS
HE THINKS ALL THE FOUNDERS
WERE RELIGIOUS AND FOR SMALL
WERE RELIGIOUS AND FOR SMALL
GOVERNMENT EVEN THOUGH THOMAS
GOVERNMENT EVEN THOUGH THOMAS
PAYNE WAS THERE AND ALEXANDER
PAYNE WAS THERE AND ALEXANDER
HAMILTON.
HAMILTON.
IT'S NOT A POINT THAT IF YOU
IT'S NOT A POINT THAT IF YOU
ACTUALLY WATCH THE SHOW OR
ACTUALLY WATCH THE SHOW OR
LISTEN TO THE SHOW, YOU WOULD
LISTEN TO THE SHOW, YOU WOULD
HAVE HEARD ME TALK ABOUT T