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hi there
I'd like to join mumsnet please
I know I am father not a mother but the site says
it's 'for parents by parents' so men are welcome, right?
if they are fathers, yes
I see so it's a parent only site... okay that makes sense I suppose
well not exactly
er we do have quite a few non parents actually
mainly in the feminist section
mumsnet has a feminist section?
for women who are not even parents?
Strange... why are non-parents even at a parenting site?
there are hundreds of feminists websites
oh dear it is clear you are some kind of woman-hating anti-feminist
I am now going to ban you from mumsnet
please leave my office without sexually assaulting me
Eh? I'm not even a member yet how can you ban me?
I don't hate women
I love my daughter and my wife
I support equality for women
I just wonder what a site for parents
has a section for feminists
many of whom you say are not even parents
clearly you just want women to shut up and get back in the kitchen
perhaps you have mummy issues
or are threatened by powerful women because you have a small pee pee
I can only speculate
but your rampant hatred of women is deeply offensive and I'm now very upset
a-boo-hoo-hoo
hmmm, well, those tears seem totally genuine
but okay i won't question why mumsnet has a feminist section
I'd still like to join
you see my son has special needs and i'd really like some advice and support
I suppose there are plenty of fathers
at mumsnet I can talk too, am I right?
well I wouldn't say there were plenty of fathers to be honest
there are a few though
well how many?
it's a huge site with thousands of members, it advertises itself as
a site 'for parents by parents'
roughly how many members are fathers?
roughly...
three?
three!? Are you telling me only
three men have ever signed up to mumsnet?
Oh no, of course not
we've had hundreds of fathers join
it's just that us women are very good at getting them banned
like if a woman posted that men are bad at parenting
or are likely to be domestic abusers or that women can talk to cats
anything really
if a man attempted to dispute her opinion his days are numbered
Oh my God, I don't think I want to join mumsnet now after all
Clearly it seems I'd either have to agree with everything even the most radical man-hating feminist says
or keep my mouth shut or get banned
or sometimes we just ban you for no reason at all
I see
one more question
If mumsnet is how you say it is, why do they then call
it a site 'by parents for parents'?
because obviously if we called it
w.w.w.women_and_radical-feminist_misandry_group_no-men_allowed.com
we are less likely to get on the news
and maintain our advertising revenue it would kinda give the game away
yes I suppose it would...