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Hi everybody, my name is William, and I work at Microsoft (never get Microsoft) Today I am going to tell you how
to get your brand new
Xbox One (text stocks one) up and running!
As you can see, this spectacular box design
will make sure you know how to get items out of boxes
I and their boxes a
(unintelligible)
Had your first Christmas. So anyway,
Going to start unboxing this...
AWESOME game system right now.
Kinda sorta slides out
like that and here it is that water bottle is
not involved, sorry. All right now here they are
the Xbox One. Marvel
in it's glory (Korea) and design
this is what the human race has been
wanting for years look at this awesome The Xbox One is probably
the most
Prolly the most revolutionary console ever created
Here I am holding it in my very hands. Ned, me and the
me and the other people at microsoft had made this the best we can make it.
Also, this comes with this. (Engrish) A solar charger, you can play your Xbone outside.
Not sure how that works but okay.
Gonna install this solar charger.
And there we have it
We have installed our solar charger on our Xbone.
Simple as that. Now, how t- We're going to very quickly move to the living room to get it properly installed
Here we are
here we are in the living room. We are going to install
our Xbone. As you can see we have the most inferior console to the Xbone ever, the Wiiu.
Just sitting here being chill.
There's only two games. Not sure if that's even a game.
And back to the glory of human evolution.
the Xbone.
Let's install it with a very well placed jump cut!
And here we have it. Our Xbone
fully installed and ready to play completely
awesomely awesome games like Superman 64
Now, how to get started playing?
Well, you hit yourself over the head with this
'Cause you're the only person stupid enough to buy the Xbone
Enjoy playing.
Retard. Thanks for the money anyway.
Worthless ***.