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Sup I'm Stas Davidov!
Wait what? I think I ate something I shouldn't have yesterday...
But I prepared for the April the 1st!
My back is white, my shoes are untied, even my fly is open.
Altho what fly are we talking about? I've no legs.
And because i look like this today, i guess i'll have to talk about horrible things.
About the people who didn't get destroyed by Godzilla, about the Japanese.
About their ad classics to be more exact.
The problem of this episode is that all three videos can be described with one phrase.
WTF Japan?!
Well, we'll see how it goes.
Oh yeah, forgot to mention.
All the videos from this episode will really stick to your brain.
Well, now that you know - enjoy.
Japanese Kinder Surprises are somehow retarded [*** in every egg!]
Why does this bird have both eyes on one side, like a flatfish!
And what are those guys? Like a special asian species? [asiatus chokoborikus]
Son, why aren't you telling me anything about your job?
Well, umm... it's really classified.
[kill me! :'(]
Two views and you're walking around humming this *** [sticky ***]
You watched it about 1,5 times in total.
Here's another half for ya! [+0.5 x ***]
Good luck ^^
And this is Horosho!
Second vid is a Dichlorvos ad featuring a korean actor [at least it says so in the comments]
While on Dichlorvos.
And now imagine.
8am, saturday, you're home sleeping.
And one floor down a band of those pest controllers are starting to do their job.
[roaches will die of horror 0_0]
That's some %@##%!
[Stanislav! 0_0]
Wait, was that?
Aaah, we changed the settings of our automatic beeper.
The word "ani@#%...
..me", it beeps it out as well.
[strangely it doesn't censor the picture]
Well, looks like this Dichlorvos is mostly for sniffing.
Damn, I just got over my phobia of dark alleys.
You know, it's not all that bad.
He could've worn a roach costume and spray himself as well [japanese ads know no limits]
And this is Horosho!
And the third vid is... ah just watch it [no patience >.