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>>> WELCOME TO "RED EYE."
IT IS LIKE "GAME OF THRONES IF
BY THRONES YOU MEAN SPIN THE
BOTTLE WITH A DRIFTER WHO HAS
NO IDEA WHAT I DID WITH THAT
BOTTLE.
ANDY, WHAT IS COMING UP ON
TONIGHT'S SHOW?
>> THANKS, GREG.
OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT, ARE
HEALTH WEBSITES GIVING YOUR
SEARCH TERMS TO OTHER PARTIES
PARTIES ?
YES AND THE RASH NEEDS TO BE
TREATED RAPIDLY, JOEY FROM LOS
ANGELES, CALIFORNIA.
AND THE BIO SHOCKING STORY
THAT WILL HAVE A MASS AFFECT
THAT YOU WISH YOU WERE THE
LAST OF US.
THOSE WERE VIDEO GAME PUNS, BY
THE WAY.
AND FINALLY, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
WE SEND BILL SCHULZ TO MAJOR
LEAGUE BASEBALL'S ALLSTAR GAME
EXTRAVAGANZA KNOWN AS
FANFEST?
HOPEFULLY PEOPLE WILL GROW SO
TIRED THAT THEY WILL BEAT HIM
SENSELESS AND DRAG HIS BODY TO
A BATTING CAGE AND STRAP HIM
TO A BACKSTOP AND RAMPING UP
TO WHERE 95 FAST BALLS ARE
REPEATEDLY HITTING HIM IN THE
BODY AND CAUSING MASSIVE
INTERNAL INJURIES UNTIL THE
ANGLE IS ADJUSTED SLIGHTLY
UPWARD AND ONE PITCH HITS HIM
IN THE NOSE AND DRIVING INTO
HIS BRAIN AND ENDING HIS
MISERY AND CAUSING THE CROWD
TO GO WILD.
GREG?
>> THAT'S A LOT TO ASK FOR,
ANDY.
>> HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL.
>> THAT IT DOES.
AND IF WE ALL HOPE TOGETHER,
IT CAN HAPPEN.
PRAY FOR HIS DEATH.
GO AWAY.
LET'S WELCOME OUR GUEST.
SHE IS SO HOT THAT MICROWAVES
USE HER TO REHEAT DINNER.
I AM HERE WITH SPILBORE AND
YOU KNOW HIM AS THE GUY WHO
RENTS THE ROOM ABOVE YOUR
GREAT GRANDMOTHER'S GARAGE.
SHE SAYS HE IS VERY QUIET, BUT
AT TIMES SHE CATCHES HIM
PEEPING.
IT IS WRITER AND COMEDIAN,
JESSE JOYCE.
AND HIS STEVEN IS CONSIDERED A
SOLID BY SCIENTISTS.
MY REPULSIVE SIDEKICK, BILL
SCHULZ.
AND SHE IS SO SHARP THAT HER
WRITING GIVES EYEBALLS PAPER
CUTS.
SITTING NEXT TO ME IS KENNEDY
SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT ON FOX
BUSINESS NETWORK'S "STOSIL"
AND REASON.COM CONTRIBUTOR.
HER NEW BOOK "THE KENNEDY
CHRONICLES, THE GOLDEN AGE
OF -- WHY AM I READING IT?
SHE IS NAKED ON THE COVER.
IT COMES OUT JULY 30th.
I AM LOSING MY MIND.
>> A BLOCK, THE LEDE.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
GREG, I GOT A NEW PULLOUT
COUCH IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.
>> NO.
ALL RIGHT, CAN A GENITAL WART
LAND A WEBSITE IN COURT?
WELL LEADING MEDICAL SCIENCE
IS LEAKING OUR MOST PERSONAL
SEARCH INFORMATION TO THIRD
PARTY TRACKERS.
FAST COMPANY, A MAGAZINE,
REPORTS THAT A BUSINESS SCHOOL
RESEARCHER HAS FOUND THAT
SEVEN LEADING HEALTH SITES
LINKED SEARCH TERMS TO
COMPANIES INTERESTED IN YOUR
HEALTH ISSUES.
THIRD PARTY TRACKING IF YOU
DON'T KNOW IS COMMON FOR
ON-LINE BUSINESSES.
IT IS WHY YOU SEE TARGETED ADS
FOR MUZZLES AND HOUSE BOYS.
BUT THE RESEARCHERS BELIEVE
THE HEALTH DATA IS COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT.
HE KNOWS OMINOUSLY -- I LIKE
IT WHEN THEY NOTE:00 NUSSLY.
OMINOUSLY.
IMAGINE IF THEY BOUGHT ST
D-DAY TAU.
IT COULD HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO
CRIMP YOUR LIFESTYLE.
SO WITH THIS FEAR OF EXPOSURE
SHOULD YOU STOP SEARCHING FOR
ALL OF YOUR PRIVATE PART
NEEDS?
AND SHOULD YOU TRUST THE
INFORMATION INSTEAD TO A
HELPFUL TALK SHOW HOST WHO IS
LOOKING OUT FOR YOU?
PONDER THAT QUESTION WHILE YOU
PONDER THIS.
>> THE WATERMELON INJECTED
WITH CYANIDE.
>> OH I THOUGHT IT WAS
ROOFIES.
>> NO, THAT COMES LATER.
>> I AM AN OPTIMIST.
>> KENNEDY, DOES THIS WORRY
YOU?
YOU MUST SEARCH FOR CERTAIN
SENSITIVE THINGS ON THE WEB.
>> I AM A HYPOCHONDRIAC AND IT
DOESN'T WORRY ME AT ALL.
CHECKING FOR COOCHIE WARTS IS
NOT THE SAME THING AS GOING
INTO YOUR DOCTOR'S OFFICE AND
SAYING I HAVE A [WHISTLE].
IT IS NOT SACRED INFORMATION
AND THERE IS A GENERATIONAL
GAP.
YOUNG PEOPLE ASSUME THAT NOT
ONLY DOES EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT
THEIR PRIVATE INFORMATION ON
THE INTERNET, THEYBDON'T THINK
PRIVACY EXISTS.
THEY ARE NOT SURPRISED BY IT.
OLD PEOPLE ARE TERRIFIED BY IT
AND EDWARD SNOWDEN HAS PROVED
THEM RIGHT.
>> I AM -- CONSPIRACY
THEORISTS AND GOLDEN
AMERICANS.
THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES WITH
THE PRACTICAL INFORMATION.
>> CAN I SUE?
>> NO.
YOU CAN'T SUE.
HERE IS THE THING, HIPPA WHICH
IS SUPPOSED TO PROTECT OUR
HEALTH INFORMATION DOES NOT
APPLY WHEN YOU ARE SEARCHING
ON THE INTERNET.
IT ONLY APPLIES TO THOSE IN
THE HEALTH CARE PROFESSION.
IT IS COOL IN A SENSE BECAUSE
IF YOU ARE IN THE HEALTH CARE
PROFESSION AND YOU LEAVE I
LEAVE BILL'S FILE WHERE THE
JANITOR CAN SEE IT.
AND THEN HE WILL SUE.
YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET MUCH.
BUT WHEN YOU ARE ON-LINE,
NOTHING WE DO ON-LINE IS
PRIVATE.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, ON BILL'S
FACEBOOK PAGE THE ADS FOR ME
ARE SPECIFIED AND THINGS COME
UP LIKE ZAPPOS AND FOR BILL IT
IS MOPEY WIENER CREAM.
>> GUYS, WE ARE STARTING OFF
ON A BAD TRACK.
>> YOU DESERVE IT.
JESSE, YOU CONTRACTED
HEPITITIS WHEN YOU WERE IN THE N
NEW BRUNSWICK AT THE PIERCING
PAGODA.
>> PIERCING THE NAVAL OF
14-YEAR-OLD GIRLS?
>> NO I GOT IT IN THE NAVY.
THAT'S HOW I CONTRACTED
WHATEVER DISEASE YOU HAVE
GIVEN TO ME.
>> THOUGHTS, CONCERNS, WEARING
BLUE UNDERWEAR?
>> I AM DRESSED EXACTLY LIKE
YOU TONIGHT.
I JUST GOT MY SHIRT IN THE
MEN'S SECTION.
>> NICELY DONE.
I CANNOT BEAT THAT ONE.
GO AHEAD, LURCH.
>> I ONLY USED WEB MD TWICE
AND BOTH TIMES IT DIAGNOSED ME
WITH A DISEASE THAT HAS BEEN
EXTINCT FOR A HUNDRED YEARS.
CHOLERA?
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
CHOLERA?
YOU CAME AROUND IN 1994.
>> NEANDERTHALS CAME DOWN WITH
IT.
>> YOU KNOW THERE WILL BE AN
NIH MOLE WHO WILL COME OUT
WITH THE SECRET HEALTH DATA
AND HE WILL SEEK UH ASYLUM IN
MYANMAR.
>> THAT IS TRUE.
BILL, EVERYBODY SAYS THAT YOU
HAVE IT ALL.
WHEN IT COMES TO DISEASES,
THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
YOU MIGHT HAVE THE MOST TO
LOSE BECAUSE YOU TEND TO HAVE
MOST INSIDE YOU AT THIS
POINT.
>> I LOST YOU AT THE END
THERE.
YOU WERE FADING AWAY.
>> WITH THOSE STD'S MIND YOU,
A LOT OF THEM GO AWAY.
>> I WAS LOSING INTEREST IN
THAT QUESTION.
>> I WAS LOSING INTEREST IN
THIS STORY.
ARE WE SURPRISED THIS IS
HAPPENING?
I ASSUME ANYTIME I PUT
ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET
WHETHER AT HOME OR AT WORK I
AM BEING TRACKED, BEING
JUDGED, BEING CATERED TO BY
ANY TYPE OF AD.
PROVING ONCE AGAIN THAT
MINORITY REPORT WAS THE MOST
PROPHETIC MOVIE EVER MADE
BECAUSE TOM CRUISE WOULD GO
INTO HIS SUBWAY AND THE AD
WOULD MOLD TO WHAT HE LIKED.
FOR EXAMPLE IF YOU WIN IN THE
SUBWAY IT WOULD BE AX BODY
SPRAY.
THEY WOULD MOLD TO WHATEVER
INTERESTED YOU.
THAT'S WHAT WILL HAPPEN.
WE WILL GO DOWN TO TIME SQUARE
SOME DAY AND BE EMBARRASSED BY
WHAT WE LIKE.
>> I HAVE ONE QUESTION.
JOHNNY, YOU RAISE AN
INTERESTING POINT.
THERE IS ANISH YOU A I HAVE --
AN ISSUE I HAVE WITH A
PHARMACY AND I DON'T KNOW IF
IT IS A CULTURAL THING BECAUSE
OF THE PRIVACY ISSUE, BUT WHEN
YOU PICK UP A PRESCRIPTION,
THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY
WHAT IT IS WHEN THERE ARE
PEOPLE IN LINE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GET ?G.
>> THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
>> GREG GOT HERPACIN FOR YOU.
>> I WISH THAT WAS THE CASE.
THAT IS OVER THE COUNTER.
>> CLAW MIDYAW BE GONE.
>> THAT HAS TO BE BAD.
>> THAT'S A VIOLATION OF
HIPA.
THAT'S PART OF THE HEALTH CARE
CONTINGENT.
THEY ARE NOT GOING TO --
THAT'S WHEN YOU GO TO THE
PHARMACY AND YOU ORDER YOUR
PRESCRIPTION OVER HERE AND YOU
PICK IT UP OVER THERE.
AND THAT IS TO HELP PROTECT
YOU.
THE PROBLEM IS LIKE IN BILL'S
CASE, YOU DON'T GET ANY
MONEY.
YOU CAN SUE, BUT YOU GET
NOTHING.
>> JUST SOMEBODY LOSES THEIR
JOB.
THAT'S NO FUN FOR ME.
>> CAN WE SUE THEM FOR BEING
***?
SOME PHARMACISTS ARE JERKS.
>> THEY ARE ANGRY BECAUSE THEY
THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE FUN
DISPENSING DRUGS THAN IT IS
NOW.
>> IT IS GREAT THAT THERE IS
NOTHING ELSE GOING ON IN THE
WORLD THAT WE ARE TALKING
ABOUT MEAN PHARMACISTS.
>> WE WILL MOVE ON SHORTLY,
BUT I KEEP THINKING JESSE WILL
SAY SOMETHING.
>> I FEEL I NEED TO REBUTT HIS
PIANO TIE REFNS.
I WANT TO POINT OUT THAT BILL
CAN'T BE ADVERTISED TO BECAUSE
THE THINGS HE LIKES ARE CO TAN
AND *** DOESN'T
ADVERTISE.
>> HE HAS NO FUTURE BECAUSE HE
WOULD BE DEAD.
>> *** IS ENSURING THAT HE
WON'T BE IN THE FUTURE.
>> WE ARE WEARING SHADES, BUT
NOT BECAUSE THE FUTURE IS
BRIGHT.
>>> DOES THE LEAKER OF LIES
DESERVE A PRIZE?
EDWARD SNOWDEN HAS FORMALLY
APPLIED FOR TEMPORARY ASYLUM
IN RUSSIA CITING CONCERNS THAT
HE WILL FACE A DEATH PENALTY
AND RETURN TO THE U.S.
SO HIS LONG RETURN COULD BE
COMING TO AN END.
MEANWHILE, A SWEDISH
PROFESSOR, IS THERE ANY OTHER
KIND, HAS NOMINATED THE NSA
LEAKER FOR THE NOBEL PEACE
PRIZE FOR HIS HEROIC EFFORTS
AT GREAT PERSONAL COSTS.
HE NOTED THAT SNOWDEN'S
BRAVERY HAS HELPED TO MAKE THE
WORLD A LITTLE BETTER AND
SAFER.
AND AS A SOCIOLOGY PROFESSOR
HE HAS CALLED THE THE
NOMINATION TO THE THE
COMMITTEE.
OTHER QUALIFIED PEOPLE INCLUDE
MEMBERS OF THE GOVERNMENT,
PAST RECIPIENTS OF THE PRIZE
AND THE DIRECTORS OF PEACE AND
RESEARCH INSTITUTE AND THIS
GUY.
>> YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR FOOD
UNDER YOUR BIG HAIR.
MAYBE I'LL HELP YOU OUT.
>> GOOD TO SEE THAT AFTER
QUITTING COKE ROBIN WILLIAMS
HAS FOUND SOMETHING TO KEEP
HIMSELF BUSY.
JESSE, YOU WERE RECENTLY
NOMINATED FOR EMPLOYEE OF THE
MONTH AT AUNTIE ANNE'S IN THE
MALL.
>> THANKS FOR ACKNOWLEDGING
THAT.
>> I WAS PROUD.
YOUR NAME WAS UP THERE FOR A
MONTH.
SNOWDEN --
>> THAT WAS FOR THE B WE GOT
FOR THE HEALTH --
>> IT IS NOT A C.
>> IT IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T
WASH YOUR HANDS.
THAT PUTS INTO PERSPECTIVE
THAT SNOWDEN IS GETTING A
NOBEL PRIZE AND YOU GET
NOTHING.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW
WHAT THE PROFESSOR ALSO SAID.
HE LIKENED IT TO THE NUREMBURG
TRIALS.
>> THAT DID NOT MAKE ANY
SENSE.
>> HE SAID SNOWDEN PUT AN END
TO THE IDEA THAT YOU ARE
FOLLOWING ORDERS.
I THINK THAT'S A PRETTY
ACCURATE DESCRIPTION.
THE GOVERNMENT OCCASIONALLY
PEEPING AT PEOPLE'S FACEBOOK
POSTS.
>> I AM GETTING TIRED OF THIS
GUY.
HE IS NOT GOING TO FACE THE
DEATH PENALTY.
THAT'S BS.
HE WILL BE FETED.
IS THAT HOW YOU SAY IT?
>> THEY WANT TO KILL HIM.
WE WANT TO KILL HIM IF HE CAN
GET BACK HERE.
>> NO WE DON'T.
>> HE WOULDN'T BE THE ONLY
ONE.
TWO PEOPLE SINCE 1942 WE
KILLED FOR COMMITTING
TREASON.
>> HALF OF AMERICA THINKS HE
IS A HERO.
>> I KNOW.
>> YOU THINK HE IS STILL IN
DANGER OF DEATH?
>> NOT REALLY.
>> LIKE HOW YOU HELD FAST TO
YOUR PRINCIPALS.
>> LOOK, HE IS NEVER GOING TO
COME BACK HERE.
>> NEVER?
>> WELL -- GILL I THINK HE IS
DISQUALIFIED FROM THE NOBEL
PEACE PRIZE FOR HAVING A
HORRIBLE END GAME.
WHEN YOUR ASYLUM IS SITTING IN
THE MOSCOW AIRPORT LIKE TOM
HANKS IN "TERMINAL" AND
DRINKING THE BAD CURDLED ***
AND YOU KNOW WHEN IT CURDLES
IT IS NASTY.
>> HOW DOES *** CURDLE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> IT DOES IN A WHITE
RUSSIAN.
>> THANK YOU.
AND NOW HE IS A WHITE PERSON
IN RUSSIA.
SO WHAT THEY SAID, IT
ABSOLUTELY HOLDS TRUE.
>> I THINK SO.
BILL, WERE YOU NOMINATED FOR
MOST IMPROVED URINE SMELL BY
HOBO MAGAZINE.
CONGRATULATIONS.
>> THIS IS THE CLOSEST TO A
COMPLEMENTARY QUESTION YOU
HAVE EVER GIVEN ME.
>> UH -- ASPARAGUS, YES OR
NO.
>> WHERE DO YOU SEND THE
SUBSCRIPTION?
>> THEY ARE FREE.
HOBOS ARE SUPPOSED TO SELL
THEM TO YOU.
THAT'S HOW WE MAKE OUR MONEY.
>> BILL, QUICKLY.
>> I THINK THIS WILL BE THE
FIRST TIME IN HISTORY A FORMER
NOBEL PRIZE WINNER, PRESIDENT
OBAMA, IS HUNTING A NOBEL
PRIZE NOMINEE.
I THINK THAT IS VERY
INTERESTING .
THAT IS A PEACEFUL VERSION OF
THE "HUNGER GAMES" AND I WOULD
WATCH THE F OUT OF IT IF IT
WAS A REALITY SHOW.
>> HE HAS NOT BEEN FORMALLY
NOMINATED.
>> NO, HE HASN'T.
>> NOT UNTIL HE HAS BECOME A
RYTHMIC GYM -- GYMNAST IN
RUSSIA.
>> IF WE WAIT FOR THEM TO BE
FORMALLY NOMINATED WE DON'T
HAVE A STORY TO FILL A BLOCK.
DO THE MATH.
>> YOU JUST SAID FILLET.
>> AGAIN.
>>> FROM CROOKS TO BOOKS.
SHE LOST HER DEAL THROUGH
TWITTER ZEAL.
THE WOMAN KNOWN AS JUROR B-37,
NOT HER REAL NAME SURPRISED A
LOT OF PEOPLE WHEN SHE SIGNED
WITH A LITERARY AGENT TWO DAYS
AFTER QUITTING GEORGE
ZIMMER -- ACQUITTING GEORGE
ZIMMERMAN.
ONE WAS OUTRAGED, AS MOST ARE
TWEETING AT THE AGENT, HEY,
CHARLENE MARTIN, PLEASE DROP
JUROR B-37.
DON'T LET THE PERSON WHO LET A
MURDERER GET AWAY PROFIT FROM
THE TRAGEDY.
SHE CONTINUED TO TWEET AT
MARTIN AND LAUNCHED AN ON-LINE
PETITION THAT GARNERED OVER A
THOUSAND SIGNATURES.
A FEW HOURS LATER THE AGENT
POSTED AFTER CAREFUL
CONSIDERATION OF THE BOOK
PROJECT WITH ZIMMERMAN JURY
B-37, I DECIDED TO RESCIND MY
OFFER OF REPRESENTATION.
THEN SHE TWEETED A STATEMENT
FROM THE JUROR HERSELF SAYING
"I HAVE REALIZED THAT THE BEST
DIRECTION FOR ME TO GO IS SAW
WAY -- IS AWAY FROM WRITING
ANY SORT OF BOOK AND LIFE AS
IT WAS BEFORE I WAS CALLED TO
SIT ON THIS JURY."
FOR MORE LET'S GO TO "RED
EYE"'S CHIEF LEGAL
CORRESPONDENT.
>> WHAT DID I SAY?
GAY MARRIAGE AND NOW CATS WITH
SLINKIES.
A SLIPPERY SLOPE, PEOPLE.
YOU LET IT HAPPEN.
>> IS THIS VICTORY FOR
TWITTER?
SOMEBODY THIS POWERFUL COULD
HAVE THIS INFLUENCE AND
ACTUALLY KILL A BOOK DEAL?
>> NO, IT IS ANNOYING.
IT STIRS UP THIS SENSE OF
FALSE OUTRAGE.
LET THE MARKET DECIDE AND NOT
A THOUSAND PEOPLE WHO HAVE A
VERY POLITICAL AGENDA WHO ARE
TRYING TO OVER SIMPLIFY A CASE
THAT OBVIOUSLY RAISES A LOT OF
QUESTIONS.
TURNING IT INTO THIS MOMENT IS
DANGEROUS.
>> I AGREE WITH YOU AND I AM
AMAZED THIS WOMAN CAVED.
THE AGENT SHOULD HAVE CAVED.
BY THE WAY, A THOUSAND PEOPLE
ON TWITTER IS NOT REALLY A
THOUSAND PEOPLE.
IT IS NOTHING.
IT IS LIKE TWO PEOPLE IN REAL
LAND, RIGHT?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT.
I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE
THE PEACE SIGN.
>> THE POINT IS, THIS KIND OF
BEHAVIOR, IT SCARES BUSINESSES
AND IT AFFECTS A LOT OF
PEOPLE'S LIVES AND NOT TO
MENTION THOSE WHO RIFF -- WHO
RECEIVE DEATH THREATS.
>> JESSE, TWITTER CAMPAIGN
TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM WRITING
YOUR BOOK ABOUT BEING AN
ASSISTANT MANAGER AT CLUB
MONACO.
AND THAT COULD HAVE -- YOU
COULD HAVE MADE A LOT OF
MONEY, BUT YOU DIDN'T.
>> YOU DON'T EVEN CARE.
>> YOU ARE SO OVER THE TWITTER
CAMPAIGN.
>> IT IS ALL ASSISTANT MANAGER
JOKES.
YOU ARE JUST LAZY.
>> I AM MOVING THIS WEEK.
>> YOU COULD BE A DRUG
ADDICTED SEQUENTIAL HUH MAF
RAW DIET SO COUNT YOUR
BLESSINGS.
>> THERE ARE A BUNCH OF
ANGLES.
YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE.
THERE IS NOTHING ON YOU WITH
YOUR HEIGHT AND YOUR
ALCOHOLISM.
DOES IT GET REAL?
>> I FIND YOUR ALCOHOLISM SO
CHARMING.
IT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE
QUALITIES.
>> I MIGHT HAVE TO CALL YOU UP
TO GO DRINKING WHEN NOBODY
ELSE WANTS TO GO DRINKING.
I AM SO DISGUSTING.
>> THE LIST HASN'T DWINDLED.
>> WE SHOULD GET BACK TO THE
STORY WHEREVER WE WERE.
>> REALISTICALLY I DON'T KNOW
HOW I FEEL, BUT YOU OF ALL
PEOPLE, HAVE YOU WRITTEN
SEVERAL BOOKS.
YOU KNOW EXACTLY HOW HARD IT
IS TO CONVINCE A PUBLISHER TO
LET YOU WRITE A BOOK WITH
TEENSIE TODDLER FINGERS.
THEY GO, DO WE HAVE TO GET
THEM A SPECIAL LAPTOP OR
SOMETHING?
HOW WILL WE *** THAT OUT ON
THE KEYBOARD?
>> YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
>> THEY LOOK LIKE THE GUYS
FROM "BIG" ON THE PIANO.
>> DON'T LAUGH AT THAT.
>> I CAN'T HELP IT.
>> IS IT BEST FOR A JUROR NOT
TO WRITE A BOOK?
>> NO, EVERYBODY IN THE
COURTROOM SHOULD WRITE A
BOOK.
THE PUBLISHER IS A WIMP.
GEORGE ZIMMERMAN CAN WRITE A
BOOK.
WHY?
HE IS NOT GUILTY.
NOT LIKE THE TWEETER STATED IN
HER STUPID TWEET.
THIS IS UNFAIR.
IN THIS DAY AND AGE, YOU ARE
INVOLVED IN A HIGH PROFILE
CASE, YOU ARE GOING TO CASH
IN.
THERE IS NO OTHER REASON TO
GET ON A JURY HALF THE TIME
EXCEPT FOR THAT PROSPECT.
THIS IS --
>> ODDLY ENOUGH I WAS A JURY
IN A DUI CASE AND THE BOOK
DIDN'T SELL.
WE DIDN'T GET TO THE POINT
WHERE IT WAS A TWITTER
CAMPAIGN, BUT IT WAS A PAGE
TURNER.
>> THAT'S BECAUSE I PLEADED NO
CONTEST.
>> IT WAS A SHORT BOOK.
>> BILL, YOU SIGNED A BOOK
DEAL WHEREFORE $20 STRANGERS
CAN THROW LARGE DOLLARS AT
YOU.
>> THERE IS PLEASURE IN PAIN.
I WROTE A BOOK DURING A DUI
CASE.
AND AS A RESULT I WAS KICKED
ON YOU OF THE COURT.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE BEST
USE OF MY TIME.
I DON'T REMEMBER THE GUY'S
NAME BECAUSE I WAS WRITING MY
BOOK.
>> I THINK HIS NAME WAS BILL
SCHULZ.
>> WE ARE THROUGH THE LOOKING
GLASS.
>> ALL RIGHT, SHUT UP.
COMING UP, WHAT ARE THE HOT
NEW TRENDS IN FALL FASHIONS?
JESSE JOYCE DISCUSSES BOLO
TIES, PARACHUTE PANTS AND
REEBOK PUMPS AFTER THE BREAK.
AND WHAT DID BILL SCHULZ LEARN
AT THE ALLSTAR GAME'S
FANFEST?
THAT HE COULDN'T GET TICKETS
TO THE GAME.
>>> CAN YOU BE PRO AT
NINTENDO?
ACCORDING TO THE U.S.
GOVERNMENT, WHATEVER THAT IS,
AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?
VIDEO GAMERS FROM OTHER
COUNTRIES CAN QUALIFY FOR A
VISA VISA -- CANNOT QUALIFY
FOR A VISA BECAUSE THEY ARE
PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES, END
QUOTE.
THE CREATORS OF LEAGUE OF
LEGENDS, SEEN HERE,
SUCCESSFULLY LOBBIED THE
AGENCIES THAT HANDLE VISA
APPLICATIONS TO RECOGNIZE
THEIR COMPETITIVE GAMING
EVENTS MEANING X BOX JOCKS
WILL BE ALLOWED IN THE COUNTRY
TEMPORARILY.
MUCH LIKE REAL FOREIGN
ATHLETES WHO PLAY FOR
SOMETHING CALLED THE SAN
ANTONIO SPURS AND THE DAVID
BECKHAM WHO PLAYS FOR A SPORT
THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT.
>> TAKE THAT BACK.
>> I REFUSE TO. NOBODY LIKES
PING-PONG.
AND FOREIGN ROBOT ATHLETES ARE
STILL BEING DENIED VISAS.
>>> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,
AMAZING IN BED.
YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ABOUT
GYMNASTS.
IT IS AN OLD CLICHE JOKE.
>> I AM A FORMER GYMNAST AND
IT IS NOT CLICHE.
>> YOU MEAN IT IS, WHAT?
>> REAL.
>> OKAY.
JESSE, LEARN SOMETHING NEW
ABOUT THE GUESTS EVERY DAY.
WE LEARN NOTHING ABOUT YOU
BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SAME, SAD,
POORLY DRESSED, SALE ASSOCIATE
AT GAME STOP.
ARE THEY ATHLETES?
>> YA, TOTALLY.
THEY HAVE VASTLY STRONGER
FOREARMS THAN MOST PRO
WRESTLERS FROM INCESSANT
***.
I THINK IF IT BECOMES A SPORT
THEN MOUNTAIN DEW WILL BE
CONSIDERED A SUBSTANCE WITH --
WHAT IS THE WORD?
PERFORMANCE ENHANCING --
FORGET IT.
YOU ARE EVEN GIVING UP ON YOUR
OWN JOKE.
>> IT IS.
MOUNTAIN DEW MAKES GREAT BABY
FORMULA.
>> KENNEDY, SAVE THIS
SEGMENT.
THOUGHTS?
>> THEY ARE NOT ATHLETES.
WHO IS GIVING THEM ASYLUM?
I WAS JUST IN LAS VEGAS AND
THERE WAS A VIDEO GAME
CONVENTION AND THESE ARE
INTERESTING DYE NAME AMERICA
CREATURES -- DYNAMIC
CREATURES.
THEY WERE SMART AND A LOT OF
THEM WERE DRESSED AS JAPANESE
SUPER HEROS.
THEY ARE NOT ATHLETES JUST
BECAUSE YOU PLAY GAMES.
THAT IS NOT ATHLETICISM.
WE HAVE TO MAKE UP NEW WORDS.
WE CANNOT CONFLATE REAL SPORTS
LIKE SOCCER.
>> DO YOU LIKE SOCCER?
>> I HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED
PELE.
>> REALLY?
YOU NAMED YOUR DAUGHTER AFTER
A BRAZILIAN SOCCER PLAYER?
>> DI. AND IF HE WAS A BOY HE
WOULD BE RONALDINO.
THAT'S FUNNY TO THE FOUR
PEOPLE WATCHING.
THESE ARE NOT ATHLETES.
THEY ARE WONDERFUL PEOPLE.
THEY ARE VERY DEDICATED AND
THEY ARE SKILLED.
AND THEY ARE INTERESTING.
THAT'S LIKE SAYING ANYONE WHO
PLAYS A GAME IS AN ATHLETE.
POKER, NOT A GAME FILLED WITH
ATHLETIC TYPES.
>> HARDLY.
I WATCHED THAT CHANNEL.
IT IS STRANGE, STRANGE
PEOPLE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I THINK IT IS ANOTHER RUN
AROUND OUR IMMIGRATION
POLICY.
IT IS JUST LIKE PROFESSIONAL
SHOE TIER, PROFESSIONAL NAPPER
AND A PROFESSIONAL BEER ***
PLAYER.
>> YES, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
IT IS ALL A TRICK.
>> WE NEED BIGGER TRICKS IN
MEXICO.
THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.
>> SOME OF THE PRO VIDEO
GAMERS MAKE $100,000 A YEAR.
MEANWHILE FOX PAYS YOU
EXCLUSIVELY IN TWIZZLERS.
EVER WISH YOU WERE NOT SUCH A
LOSER WHO NOBODY LIKES?
>> JUST LETTING IT WASH OVER
ME.
I AM FOR ANY TYPE OF LOOPHOLE
THAT WILL ALLOW PEOPLE TO GET
A VISA.
IT IS SO DIFFICULT AND THERE
IS SO MUCH BEUROCRACY AND
GETTING THE GREEN CARD MUCH
LESS BECOMING A FULL ON
CITIZEN SO IF THEY CAN FIND A
WAY TO DANCE AROUND THIS, I AM
ALL FOR IT.
AND I TOO LOVE THE GAME OF
SOCCER WHICH IS WHY I NAMED MY
DAUGHTER SOCCER.
>> DR. SCHULZ TO THE RESCUE.
>> AND IF IT WAS A BOY,
SOCCER.
>> THE FUNNY THING IS WHEN YOU
TRAVEL IN EUROPE YOU CALL THEM
FUTBOL.
>> YES IT IS SOCCER THIS AND
DO THAT.
>> THAT'S WHY I NAMED MY GOD
SON GAY FUTBOL.
>> TERRIBLE.
IT IS ACTUALLY A LOVELY
SPORT.
I BELIEVE THE GAMERS ARE NOT
JUST PRO ATHLETES.
THEY ARE AMERICAN HEROS.
THEY ARE AMERICAN HEROS.
EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT FROM
AMERICA.
>> IS THAT WHY YOU ARE
PANDERING?
>> I HAD NO OPINION ON THE
STORY.
I FIGURE I WOULD CALL THEM
AMERICAN HERO.
>> YOU FIGURE THE TYPE OF
PEOPLE UP AT 3:00 IN THE
MORNING WATCHING THIS DOG AND
PONY SHOW ARE PLAYING THE
LATEST ASSASSIN GAME.
>> ARE YOU HALF DOG AND HALF
PONY.
>> AND THAT'S -- AND THAT
MAKES ME A DONY.
>> LITTLE LAMBS EAT IVY.
A KID WILL EAT IVY TOO,
WOULDN'T YOU?
IT IS SOMETHING BILL HEMMER
WROTE OVER AND OVER ON MY
OFFICE WALL.
HE IS FREAKING THE HELL OUT OF
ME.
ALL RIGHT.
WHAT GOSSIP DOES KENNEDY
REVEAL IN HER MTV MEMWIOR.
IF IT DOESN'T INVOLVE THE
WORDS KURT LOADER AND
>>> WELL, THE MLB OR MLB
ALLSTAR GAME IS OVER.
AND BOY DID I NOT WATCH IT.
SORRY, THERE WAS A DESIGNING
WOMEN MARATHON ON AND IT IS ON
THE DESIGNING WOMEN CHANNEL.
THE GAME WAS HELD AT CITY
FIELD IN NEW YORK CITY.
AND ONLY REAL REPORTERS WITH
COOL NAMES LIKE RICK AND SHEP
WERE ALLOWED TO ATTEND.
BUT LUCKY OUR SHOW WAS GRANTED
ACCESS TO SOMETHING CALLED THE
MLB FANFEST.
WE SENT BILL SCHULZ AND SADLY
HE CAME BACK ALIVE.
>> THANKS, GREG.
OR AS THEY WOULD HAVE CALLED
YOU IN 1951, EDDIE GOODELL,
GOOGLE IT.
IT IS VERY EXCITING AND I AM
WEARING A VINTAGE JERSEY, BUT
IT IS WALL AND MY NIPPLES ARE
CHAFFING.
>> WHO IS NEXT?
>> ARE YOU A LEFTY.
DOES THAT BOTHER YOU TALKING
TO FOX NEWS?
>> OKAY, GOOD.
ARE THEY NOT HERE BECAUSE OF
THE BATS?
THE FIRST TIME ALLSTAR MATT
HARVEY FROM THE HOMETOWN METS
AND LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET A
COUPLE OF WORDS.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR
FIRST ALLSTAR GAME?
>> PRETTY GOOD.
>> DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING
TO START?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> WHAT IS THE GROUPY
SITUATION LIKE HERE TODAY?
>> IT IS NOT SO HOT.
THANKS VERY MUCH.
>> AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE BOOK,
THE DODGERS WERE CALLED THE
TROLLEY DODGERS BECAUSE THE
PEOPLE IN BROOKLYN DODGED
TROLLEYS TO SEE THE GAME.
>> WHY DIDN'T THEY CHANGE THE
NAME TO THE LOS ANGELES
UNEMPLOYED ACTORS?
I AM HERE WITH PIN MAN.
PIN MAN, HOW DID YOU GET YOUR
NAME?
>> I STARTED PUTTING PINS ON,
A COUPLE PINS ON AND SOMEBODY
YELLED OUT PIN MAN AND I
STARTED TO GO WITH IT.
>> ARE YOU WEARING PINS
THOUSAND?
>> A FEW.
>> I AM NOT GOING LOOK LIKE AN
IDIOT ON MY OWN SHOW.
>> I MIGHT TAKE A QUICK
TIMEOUT.
>> OKAY P.E.D. THIS IS FOR THE
ME.
>> OH IT HURTS SO GOOD.
LET'S BRING THE THUNDER.
>> THIS IS EXCITING.
THEY HAVE A BRONZE BUST, ONLY
THREE IN EXISTENCE AND THAT IS
EXACTLY HOW HE WOULD LOOK
AFTER HE WOULD HAVE SEX WITH
MARILYN MONROE.
A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW
THAT.
IT WAS A, THROWING ROCKS AT
IMMIGRANTS AND B, AND C BEING
RACIST.
>> A AND C.
WHAT WAS B?
>> ALL OF THE ABOVE.
>> IT WAS A SIMPLER TIME AND A
TIME WHEN YOU COULDN'T VOTE.
WHO HIT THE FIRST HOMERUN IN
THE FIRST ALLSTAR GAME?
A, BABE RUTH, WILL BE, HACK
WILSON AND C LOU GAVE RICK AND
D --
>> BABE RUTH?
>> YOU GOT IT.
HE DID IN A LITTLE PLACE I
CALL COMISKEY PARK.
THAT'S WHERE THE WHITE SOX
USED TO PLAY.
THEY USED TO BE A TEAM.
THIS IS CALLED STEAL A BASE,
STEAL A TACO.
TACO BELL IS HOSTING IT.
IT IS CONTROVERSIAL BECAUSE
STEAL A TACO IS A BASEBALL
EUPHEMISM FOR NOT PAYING A
***.
IN HINDSIGHT DO YOU THINK IT
IS WISE --
>> TIME, TIME, TIME.
YOU ARE LOOKING TIRED.
>> NO, I'M GOOD.
>> DO YOU WANT TO FINISH?
>> I AM GOOD.
I CAN DO ALL 9.
>> GO GET THEM.
>> DO YOU THINK THEY WILL END
THE DEAD BALL ERA AND IT
SHOULD BE MORE ALIVE?
>> IF WE HAVE LEARNED ANYTHING
FROM THIS YEAR'S FANFEST IS
PEOPLE LIKE ME GET STUCK IN
THE CENTER WHILE RICK
LEVENTHAL GET TO GO TO THE
ACTUAL GAME IN CITY FIELD.
DON'T PUT ME IN, COACH, I AM
NOT READY TO PLAY TODAY.
>> SO THAT GUY, JOHN FRANCO,
HE DIDN'T LIKE YOU TOO MUCH.
>> NO, I WAS THE FIRST
WALKOFF.
AND THEN WE HAD TO SPEAK WITH
SOME PUBLICISTS AFTERWARDS.
AND I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO THEM
THE ONLY PERSON THAT LOOKS
DUMB IN THESE THINGS IS ME.
NOW WE HAVE THE PROOF.
>> YOU THREW IT 37 MILES AN
HOUR.
>> IT WAS 36.
>> I WAS PLEASED WITH THAT.
WE ADDED A COUPLE OF NUMBERS
TO THAT MILES PER HOUR.
YOU ARE WELCOME FANFEST.
CALL ME, JOHN.
>> WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.
DON'T THINK OF LEAVING ME
NOW.
WE WILL TALK ABOUT KENNEDY'S
NEW BOOK, NEXT.
AND IT IS GOING TO BE JUST AS
GOOD AS "THE JOY OF HATE"
AMAZON.COM, AUTOGRAPHED COPY.
SEE HOW EXCITED I GET ABOUT
SELLING THAT?
>>> SHE WAS THE ONE VEEJAY WHO
COULD BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY,
SORRY, KURT.
AND NOW SHE IS WRITING A
MEMWIOR OF WHEN THEY PLAYED
VIDEOS AND INTERVIEWED OUR
FAVORITE ROCK STARS LIKE
ROCKWELL.
IT IS CALLED "THE KENNEDY
CHRONICLES, THE GOLDEN AGE OF
MTV THROUGH ROSE COLORED
GLASSES."
SO LET'S ASK HER ABOUT IT.
THE COVER, CAN WE JUST PUT THE
COVER UP THERE.
>> I LOVE THAT COVER.
>> THAT'S A DONKEY.
>> YOU ARE NAKED.
>> THAT'S A DONKEY.
>> WAS THAT YOUR CONCEPT OR
DID SOMEBODY SAY --
>> THAT WAS NOT MY CONCEPT AT
ALL.
I WAS AT A PHOTO SHOOT FOR "US
MAGAZINE."
>> THAT'S FROM THAT?
>>-
Q. I YES.
AND I WENT FROM A NICE YOUNG
MAN FROM THE MTV PRESS
DEPARTMENT AND HE MADE SURE I
WAS SET AND SAID PEACE OUT.
THAT WAS 4:00 IN THE MORNING
AND THEN IN THE AFTERNOON HE
PULLED ME ASIDE AND HE SAID I
INSULTED SOMEBODY AND GETTING
A REPRIMAND.
HE SAID I HAVE A GREAT IDEA
FOR A SHOOT.
I WANT TO DO A PHOTOGRAPH OF
YOU ON A DONKEY.
I'M LIKE THAT IS SO FUNNY.
I DECLARED MY REPUBLICANNESS.
HOW CLEVER. HE SAID WITHOUT
CLOTHES.
AND SO WE ARGUED ABOUT IT FOR
20 MINUTES AND THEN --
>> IT LOOKED GOOD.
IT TWORKS.
IT WORKED.
YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
>> HE IS AN AMAZING
PHOTOGRAPHER AND THE WAY HE
USES THE LIGHT AND SHADOW.
THE ONLY THING I ASKED WHEN HE
WENT TO AIR BRUSH THE PHOTO IN
THE EARLY TO MID90S I ASKED
FOR LIKE VOLLEYBALL ***.
>> HE SHOT ME ONCE, BUT HE
DIDN'T HAVE TO GIVE ME ***
BECAUSE I AM NATURALLY WELL
ENDOWED.
>> THEY ALMOST CAST YOU ON
"FLAVOR OF LOVE."
>> YOU HAVE A LOT OF STORIES
IN YOUR BOOK.
ONE WAS PICKED UP AROUND THE
COUNTRY.
THE MICHAEL JORDAN STORY.
AND FOR THOSE OF YOU AT HOME
HE USED TO PLAY BASKETBALL.
WHAT HAPPENED?
>> THIS WAS 19905 MICHAEL
JORDAN.
TAKE YOURD TO GET YOU BACK TO
VIRGINITY.
THERE.
WHY DID I JUST DO THAT 1234.
>> HERE IS THE THING ABOUT
MICHAEL JORDAN.
HE DIDN'T KNOW.
I WASN'T WEARING MY PLACARD
WHEN I WALKED AROUND THE EAST
VILLAGE.
*** IN TACT, HANDLE WITH
CARE.
I DIDN'T TELL HIM BECAUSE WE
HADN'T GOT TO THAT POINT YET.
>> WERE YOU IN A ROOM
SOMEWHERE?
>> NO.
WE WERE AT DINNER WITH RUSSELL
SIMMONS AND AHMAD RASHAD AND
MICHAEL JORDAN AND VERONICA
WEB AND ME.
WHICH OF THESE ENTITIES DOES
NOT BELONG IN THE CIRCLE AT
ALL.
CIRCLE ME, LA, LA, LA.
HE HADN'T STARTED TALKING TO
ME YET AND I WANTED HIS
ATTENTION BECAUSE HE WAS THIS
BEAUTIFUL, PERFECT CREATURE
AND I HAD THREE DICE IN MY
POCKET.
IT FLIPPED A LIGHT SWITCH AND
HE GOT CRAZY EYES LIKE
BEAUTIFUL, SWEATY, MICHAEL
JORDAN HEAD.
YOU KNOW THE STORY BECAUSE YOU
ARE FROM CHICAGO.
>> YOU KNOW WHO DOES PRESIDENT
LIKE THE STORY?
JUANITA JORDAN.
NOT A FAN.
>> THEY WERE BETROTHED BACK
THEN.
HE HAD MOVED ON FROM THE
RELATIONSHIP AFTER $800
MILLION AND A LOVELY
SETTLEMENT WITH NO PRE UP IN
LATER.
YOU CAN THANK ME, JUANITA.
>> SO WHAT HAPPENED?
>> PLAYING DICE AND WE ARE
ABOUT EVEN AND I SAID WHAT ARE
WE PLAYING FOR HERE?
HE SAID IF I WIN, YOU COME
WITH ME BACK TO MY HOTEL
ROOM.
I WAS LIKE, OH MY GOD, THAT'S
GOING TO BE PAINFUL.
THERE WILL BE END TRAILS AND
BODY PARTS COMING OUT OF --
>> STOP THERE.
>> AND SO IN THE LAST THOUGHT
IN MY MIND WAS AHMAD RASHAD
PUSHING ME IN A SHOPPING CART
INTO A NEWARK, NEW JERSEY
EMERGENCY ROOM PARKING LOT.
I WAS SO WORRIED THIS WAS
GOING TO HAPPEN.
AND THEN I SAID IF I WIN CAN I
HAVE TECH CETS TO THE KNICKS
GAME?
-- TICKETS TO THE KNICKS
GAME?
I THOUGHT I WOULD GET FLOOR
SEATS AND HE SAID, NO, BABY,
I'M MARRIED.
OH I FORGOT.
YOU ARE MR. MORALITY OVER
HERE, OF COURSE.
>> HE WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH
YOU, BUT DIDN'T WANT TO --
>> HE DIDN'T SAY THAT.
>> YOU WERE JUST GOING TO LOOK
AND HIS ETCHINGS.
>> YOU WOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE
YOU WERE WEARING HIS ROAD
JERSEY AFTER THAT ONE.
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
>> I DON'T EITHER.
>> LET'S JUST MOVE ON.
>> HE DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE YOU
THE TICKETS BECAUSE HIS WIFE
WOULD BE THERE?
>> HIS WIFE WOULD SEE -- I'M
SURE SHE CAN SCOUT OUT EXACTLY
WHO HAD THE MICHAEL JORDAN
SEATS THAT NIGHT.
IF IT IS VERONICA WEB AND ME
I'M SURE JUANITA IS NOT
THINKING HE TOTALLY NAILED THE
PASTY MTV GIRL WITH BAD
FASHION SENSE.
NO, SHE WOULD BE THINKING THAT
ABOUT VERONICA.
>> IT IS THE ONE WALKING
FUNNY.
>> JUST TRYING TO -- NEVER
MIND.
>> SHE HAS A WALKER.
>> I HAVE 30 SECONDS LEFT.
>> I GOT NETS TICKETS.
>> DID YOU EVER FULL AROUND
WITH ERIC NIES.
>> I DID.
>> DID YOU?
THAT'S AMAZING.
>> DID HE -- HE PROBABLY WENT
THROUGH EVERYBODY AT MTV,
RIGHT?
NOT AN INSULT TO YOU.
YOU ARE A DIVINE PERSON.
>> I WAS A SUPER HORN DOG.
I WAS TRYING TO THROW THIS
THING AT ANYONE WHO WOULD TAKE
IT.
IS IT COOKED YET?
ANYONE?
NO?
THE ONLY GAME I HAD WAS MAKING
OUT WITH HIM ON CAMERA.
AND SO I SMOOCHED ERIC NIES
WHILE WE WERE SHOOTING AT THE
BEACH HOUSE.
HE IS A REALLY GOOD KISSER.
>> HE WAS A GOOD LOOKING GUY.
>> THOSE ABS.
>> WHAT ABOUT PAULY SHORE.
>> NO.
>> HOW ABOUT ED LOVER OR
DR. DRE?
>> STILL DOING IT.
IT IS PART OF A MARE CAL
CONTRACT.
>> MARK GOODMAN?
HE HAD GREAT HAIR.
>> I WAS HIS INTERN AT THE
RADIO STATION.
>> THAT MEANS YES.
>> NO, HE WASN'T AT MTV.
>> ANITA BLACK WOOD.
>> NINA?
I DON'T KNOW HER.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
>> SERENA?
>> I THINK EVERY MAN, WOMAN
AND CHILD HAD FANTASIES ABOUT
SERENA.
>> WHO DID SHE MARRY?
SOMEBODY FAMOUS.
>> SOMEBODY VERY RICH I
BELIEVE.
SHE DOES WONDERFUL COMMENTARY
ON CBS ON SUNDAY MORNING.
CHECK IT OUT.
>> JOHN NORRIS.
>> ARE YOU ASKING IF I KNEW
THEM OR MADE OUT WITH THEM?
>> MADE OUT WITH THEM.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU KNEW
THEM.
>> NO, JOHN AND I WERE OPPOSED
POLITICALLY, BUT WE SHARED A
LOT OF FASHION TIPS.
I LOVED HIM VERY MUCH.
>> THAT WAS CODE FOR ME.
DO YOU HAVE ANY OFF THE RECORD
STUFF, LAST QUESTION, THAT
PEOPLE ARE -- THAT PEOPLE
WOULD BE PISSED OFF IN THE
BOOK?
>> YES.
>> TELL ME SOMETHING.
>> EVERYTHING WAS VE ST E --
VETED BY A LAWYER BECAUSE MANY
HAVE DISCLOSED THEIR DRUG
PROBLEMS PUBLICLY, BUT I GET
INTO SOME PERSONAL FIRSTHAND
STORIES, EITHER WITNESSING
PEOPLE TRYING TO BUY DRUGS FOR
ME OR DOING HORRIFIC THINGS.
>> I CANNOT WAIT TO READ THIS
BOOK.
WHAT ARE THE YEARS, 19----
>> 1992 THROUGH 1997.
>> DID YOU EVER HANG OUT WITH
FAITH NO MORE?
>> YES.
>> I LOVE THOSE GUYS.
>> HE STARTED DRINKING HIS OWN
URINE FROM A BOOT ON STAGE.
>> THAT IS A LIE.
>> IT IS NOT A LIE AT ALL.
>> HE IS THE GREATEST SINGER
THAT EVER LIVED.
>> HE CAN BE THE GREATEST
SINGER AND DRINK HIS OWN PEA.
>> I HAVE EVERYTHING HE HAS
EVER DONE.
NOW IT IS SOMETHING CREEPY.
"THE KENNEDY CHRONICLES" HITS
STORES EVERYWHERE.
I AM BUYING SIX COPIES FOR
EACH SUE PURR FLEW US WITH
***.
COMING UP
DENANYMIZE EVEN THOUGH I MADE
UP THE WORD?
>> YOU ARE CORRECT, ANDY.
>> KENNEDY, YOU SAY IT DOESN'T
WORRY YOU THAT THIS IS NOT
PRIVATE INFORMATION.
AND EVERYONE ON THE PANEL
AGREED.
EVERYONE KNOWS WHATEVER YOU DO
ON-LINE ISN'T PVARITE.
WHY DO WE ACCEPT THIS?
>> BECAUSE WE ARE TOO DUMB TO
PUT PRIVACY ON SAW FAR REWHEN
WE OPEN IT UP.
THE ONLY TIME I DON'T USE
PRIVACY IS WHEN I AM LOOKING
AT ***.
>> BY THE WAY, YOU ARE NOT
GETTING MUCH PRIVACY FROM SAW
FAR RE.
>> EXACTLY.
>> YOU HAVE TO USE TOUR,
PEOPLE.
GO TO TOUR PROJECT.
GO TO TOUR PROJECT .ORG.
>> WAS THAT THE NORSE GOD OF
THUNDER?
>> IT IS SLOW, BUT HARD TO
TRACK.
SNOWDEN REQUESTS ASYLUM FROM
RUSSIA.
JESSE, I GREATY THAT COMPARING
THIS TO THE TRIALS IS
RIDICULOUS.
THIS IS ABOUT THE NOBEL PEACE
PRIZE NOMINATION.
THEN YOU WENT ON TO SAY WHAT
THE GOVERNMENT IS DOING IS
LOOKING AT PEOPLE'S FACEBOOK
PAGES.
THAT'S JUST STUPID.
>> I NEED TO HYPERBOLE TO MAKE
THE JOKE.
>> STUPID.
>> I AGREE WITH YOU.
>> YOU SAID SNOWDEN COULD FACE
THE DEATH PENALTY.
YOU SAID TWO PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
EXECUTED FOR TREASON.
SHOULD POINT THAT ESPIONAGE
AND TREASON ARE TWO SEPARATE
CHARGES.
>> I KNOW.
YOU DON'T THINK THEY WILL
TRUMP IT UP?
>> TO TREASON?
I DON'T THINK THEY COULD GET
THE TREASON CHARGE TO STICK
BECAUSE HE HASN'T GIVEN
INFORMATION TO ANYONE WE ARE
AT WAR WITH.
>> GIVE IT TIME.
>> WE ARE NOT REALLY AT WAR
WITH ANY NATIONS.
>> AREN'T WE?
>> WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE
WORLD.
>> WE WILL SOON BE AT WAR.
>> THE ROSENBURGS WERE
EXECUTED AFTER BEING CONVICTED
OF ESPIONAGE AND NOT TREASON.
>> IF WE TRUMP THAT TRIAL UP
IT WOULD BE THE CLASSEST TRIAL
IN THE HISTORY OF TRIALS.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
BY THE WAY, THE PROFESSOR WHO
NOMINATED SNOWDEN FOR THIS
PEACE PRIZE, HE SAYS, QUOTE,
THE DECISION TO REWARD THIS
PRIZE WOULD HELP TO SAVE THE
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FROM THE
DISREPUTE BY THE HASTY AND I
WILL CONCEDED DECISION OF
BARACK OBAMA IN THE 2009
AWARD.
>> WOW.
I LIKE IT.
>> SUDDENLY YOU THINK HE IS
COOL.
>> I KNEW HE COULDN'T BE A
VURULENT LIBERAL.
>> ZIMMERMAN JUROR DROPS IDEA
FOR BOOK.
YOU SAID THIS ANNOYS YOU AND
THE MARKET SHOULD DECIDE ABOUT
THE BOOK.
>> NO THE MARKET DIDN'T
DECIDE.
A FEW OVERLY EMOTIONAL TWITTER
HOUNDS THAT ARE ASSOCIATED
WITH MEDIA MATTERS AND OTHER
ORGANIZATIONS LIKE THAT, THAT
JUST TARGET PEOPLE THEY ARE
OPPOSED TO POLITICALLY.
THEY ARE THE ONES THAT
DECIDED.
IF PEOPLE WOULD DECIDE PEOPLE
WOULD BUY THE BOOK OR THEY
WOULD NOT BUY THE BOOK.
BUT AT LEAST PEOPLE WOULD HAVE
BEEN -- YOU KNOW, AND I THINK
BY THE WAY THIS JUROR CAME
OUTWEIGH TOO SOON SAYING I AM
WRITING A BOOK.
GIVE IT A REST.
THE GRAFFITI PAINT IS NOT DRY
ON THE COURTHOUSE IN OAKLAND.
>> AND THAT IS WHAT OFFENDED A
LOT OF PEOPLE.
AS YOU SAID, STUFF IS NOT EVEN
DRY YET AND SHE IS DOING
THIS.
>> AND THEY ARE NOT MUTUALLY
EXCLUSIVE.
YOU CAN MAKE A BAD DECISION TO
COME OUT AND SAY I AM WRITING
A BOOK.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN A BOOK
SHOULDN'T BE WRITTEN AND
GEORGE ZIMMERMAN IS GUILTY.
IT SHOWS THE CASE IS SO
COMPLEX THAT IT WOULD BE EASY
TO GET A GLIMPSE INTO THE
PSYCHOLOGY OF THE JURY.
>> YOU CAN LET THE FREE MARKET
DETERMINE IT, BUT THE FREEDOM
OF SPEECH ALLOWS THOSE PEOPLE
TO BE OFFENDED SHE IS
PROFITING OVER THE DEATH OF A
TEENAGER.
THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE SAYING.
>> IT IS PART OF THE MARKET IF
PEOPLE WANT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT
SOMETHING AND START A PETITION
AND DO THAT.
>> THAT IS NOT THE MARKET
THAT.
IS NOT THE MAJORITY.
THAT IS NOT A LARGES -- A
LARGE FACTION OF PEOPLE
INTERESTED IN THE CASE OR
TALKING ABOUT THE CASE.
THAT IS A MINORITY OF PEOPLE.
A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE
WHO ARE BEING VERY, VERY --
>> NOW IT IS RACIAL?
>> WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THAT
WAY?
>> EVERY TIME.
EVERY TIME.
>> I AM JUST TIRED -- I HAVE
TO SAY A LOT OF MEN HAVE BEEN
WRITING ABOUT HOW WRONG THE
VERDICT IS.
I AM TIRED OF SEEING THEM
EXPLAINING WHY THE ALL FEMALE
JURY WAS STUPID.
>> MAN-SPLAINING.
>> IF JESSE WAS ON THE PANEL
YOU WOULD BE OKAY?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
YOU SAY THEY ARE NOT ATHLETES
AND SHOULDN'T BE TREATED LIKE
SOCCER PLAYERS.
ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT THEY
WERE THE WORST IN HISTORY.
>> YOUR IGNORANCE IS
BLINDING.
I HATE TO SAY IT AND WE HAVE
HAD A GENIAL RELATIONSHIP.
>> THE AFGHANISTAN GOAT POLO
THING IS PRETTY [BLEEP PRP.
-- PRETTY [BLEEP].
>> IF THEY ARE COMING TO ENTER
INTO A COMPETITION, WHY IS
GRANTING THEM VISAS DIFFERENT
FROM GRANTING US VISAS.
>> MY PROBLEM IS NOT THAT THEY
ARE GETTING VISAS.
I DON'T CARE IF COOKS ARE
COMING OVER TO COMPETE IN
COMPETITIONS.
THEY ARE NOT ATHLETES EITHER.
MY PROBLEM IS WITH THE WORD
CHOICE.
IT IS NOT THE VISA.
>> I AM DONE.
>> GIVE THEM ALL VISA.
>> BYE ANDY, BILL SCHULZ,
JESSE JOYCE, KENNEDY.
245 DOES IT FOR ME.
I'M GREG GUTFELD.
I WILL BE MOVING SO YOU KNOW