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Tie-Dye Aye-Ayes
UMKC
2013
Here we go
Our Hippocratic Oath is coming to you Be prepared for the future, when you say it
too So here it is, our HO rap
Look like a gangsta, turn around your cap
I begin by swearing to a higher power Or maybe to Repunzel stuck in a tower
Whomever it be, they'll be my witness As I pursue my career to treat those with
illness
Because what I've learned and how I've been taught
If it's chemo, surgery, transplant, or a shot I will treat with judgment to my best ability
And I refuse to use any criminality
Respect to our teachers, recognition to our school
We be reppin' KC, Linda Payne rules We will pay it forward to the future generations
Spreading our knowledge all throughout the nation...
Now let's get to the good stuff- sex money, and drugs
When it comes to the workplace I'll just give hugs
And for those who want to die, what should I do?
I will not kill them or bid them adieu
Come to me with your problems, I will not tell
Gossiping ain't my job, I'll keep it on the DL
Watch your bedside manner and treat your colleagues right
Be humble in your actions and your practice will take flight...
Each doctor must stay within the limits of their specialty
Collaboration is key to upholding our integrity You will serve a penalty if you all to fail
You'll get fined, lose your license, or even go to jail
We will not discriminate, age or sexuality Religion, disease, or even nationality
We make these promises, without a doubt Freely, upon our honor, day in and day out