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HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN?
WE RESERVED OUR SEATS TOGETHER.
OH, LILY AND RUFUS!
SINCE WE BROKE MATZO TOGETHER.
HI.
YOU LOOK WONDERFUL.
LOVE--IT'S PUT COLOR IN ALL OF OUR CHEEKS.
WE WERE TALKING ON THE WAY OVER HERE
ABOUT WHAT A WONDERFUL COUPLE YOU TWO MAKE.
(laughs)
SO WE DECIDED YOU SHOULD TAKE THE PLUNGE LIKE US.
DATING AT OUR AGE IS NOT ENOUGH.
MARRY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
WELL, IT'S NOT EXACTLY--
WELL, APPARENTLY AT ONE POINT WE HAD A DESTINATION,
BUT THAT NO LONGER SEEMS TO BE THE CASE.
SUBTLE.
MM, I WAS GOING FOR HONEST.
(Shiny Toy Guns' "Season of Love" playing)
EVERYONE'S ATTENTION, PLEASE.
WE'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING HERE TODAY.
(cell phone alert chimes)
(Chuck) WHAT?
P GIRL IS... A GUY?
(guests murmuring)
WHAT JUST HAPPENED? WHAT'S GOING ON?
TELL 'EM WHO YOU ARE.
WAIT. SO IF YOU'RE NOT GOSSIP GIRL,
NO. I JUST HACKED INTO HER SERVER OVER SPRING BREAK.
AND NOW WE HAVE ACCESS TO EVERY E-MAIL THAT GETS SENT TO HER.
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE GETS
ALL THESE POSTS THAT SHE DOESN'T REPORT.
NO. NO. BORING. OH.
UH, YEAH, WE HAVE THIS THEORY
OR SHE WAITS TILL THE PERFECT MOMENT FOR MAXIMUM DAMAGE.
I WISH I COULD BE MORE HELPFUL.
NO, YOU--YOU HAVE BEEN SO HELPFUL.
CAN I ACTUALLY BORROW YOU FOR A MINUTE?
I'D LIKE YOU TO HELP ME DIG DEEPER.
U ALL HERE?
I GOT A TEXT SAYING TO MEET YOU.
SO DID I.
(multiple cell phone alerts chiming)
YOU WANTED TO MEET GOSSIP GIRL.
WELL, LOOK AROUND. YOU JUST DID.
I'M NOTHING WITHOUT YOU.
AND WHILE MOST HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDSHIPS FADE,
IT'S MY HOPE THAT WHAT HAPPENED TODAY WILL BOND YOU FOREVER.
NOW THAT ALL MY SECRETS ARE OUT, YOU HAVE A CLEAN SLATE...
UNTIL COLLEGE.
CONGRATULATIONS.
(girl) OH.
YES.
(Dan) YES. THANK YOU.