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I know! I'll look for a roommate!
A roommate for Dan Potatoe
Hello!
Hello!
I need to know if you are the perfect
roommate. Ok, what are your questions?
I get up at eight o'clock. I would like it if you woke up before then, when
do you wake up? Ah, sorry, but I need to wake up
a seven o'clock. I will try to silent and calm.
No, this isn't possible! You will not be be roommate.
No!
Hello!
Ah, hello! What's your name?
My name's Fliegs
What is your favorite toothpaste?
Colgate for me! But, it's Crest for me.
That's ok. What razor do you prefer? I love Gillete, it's the best in the
world. But I prefer Schick's when I shave!
Oh, ok. What do you use when you shower?
I don't shower. You don't shower!
Sorry, but you will not be my roommate.
this will be difficult!
Je desire!
What do you desire? I desire to be your companion.
Do you need a toothbrush, because I only have one.
You can't buy a toothbrush! Why? You're a fugitive. From where? Jakku? Get out!
No, you're stupid!
Did you see my commercial?
Yes. I love Craigslist. I would like to be your roommate.
I love the hair. How do you brush your hair?
I brush my hair with thirty hairbrushes and four score combs.
I relax 23 hours a day. No, no, get out!
When do you wake up? I don't sleep. My eyes don't close!
I will be very cool! I will starting using the bathroom for you!
You don't use the bathroom?!
When do you get up?
I get up thirty minutes before I go to sleep. What do you do all day?
I train 25 hours a day. I love your look, it's an atheletic look.
Yes, me too, I bought a mirror to see it. Do you use makeup?
No, I don't use makeup! This face is all natural...
Chris Pratt, you have lots of complications, but it's ok, you are my new
roommate!
Are you Dan Potatoe? I speak for
Lord Vader. Lord Vader would like a roommate.
Sorry Lord Vader, but I've found a perfect roommate. His name is
Chris Pratt. We walk in the park,
we cut our hair,
we makeup our faces,
we have fun!
You have made a grave error, it will not happen
again, you have failed me for the last time. No! No! Not English, not English!
I am...