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Oh, hey look, it's Sonic!
yo Tails, long time no see!
hey Sonic, check this out!
guess what Sonic Heroes?
I've developed the ultimate weapon
think you can stop me?
(laughs)
so what are we gonna do Sonic?
hah, think I'd miss this?
it's time to crack that Eggman wide open!
ahh
launch face dome
been a long time
huh?
(screams)
this time Sonic will not get past!
me?
why am I here?
that didn't happen 15 years ago
okay, doing good, doing good
lets just go ahead and you know, get some more air
I've already got plenty but you know, lets be safe
lets just be cautious about this
get some more air and then this zone is mine
kay, any second now
no rush
feelin' good
what?!
okay, stop screwing around
come on
come on!
oh come on!
(laughs)
come on
oh dear
come on, I can drive that thing better than you can!
shut up!
this is a lot harder than it looks
owie
hey there Knuckles, whats up?
what the heck?!
what'd you put on my back?
ugh
I hate you so much right now
you think he'll remember that he can glide?
guess not
whewph
whewph
whewph
how
can a man
that fat move f%#$ng fast?
ugh
okay, he's behind me
now I've just got to turn around and
hey
wait a second
why can I only travel in one direction?!
yay!
you saved me!
why are you looking at me like that?
what the
attention!
Doctor Robotnik's ship is approaching the station
everybody get ready for his arrival
uh sir
was your mission successful in stealing the master emerald?
hmmmm
you mean the hedgehog got in the way again?!
no!
I let him win this time
it's all part of my master plan
ahh
I see
I'm not sure how long our backup power is going to last
we'll get the master emerald, in time
sir
it's ready
excellent
now it's time to try out my latest creation
what is it?
it's my new way of getting around the station more effectively
let me show you how it works
first you step here
then you
hey Sonic
how are you liking the new wrist communicators Rotor and I made?
not a half bad job if I say so myself
with all the security features Rotor and I packed in there
we even added this one feature that can
uh uh
what're, what're you
hey Sega
why don't I have any fur like them?
cmon, I'm a hedgehog too aint I?
can you do something?
but not like this, damn!
you got, a wolf pelt!
have you seen a blue hedgehog around here?
nope
k thanks!
this new look is awesome
thanks Sega
oh no
and now here's another pointless information moment
starring your host
Omochao
hi! I'm Omochao
did you know you can go faster by increasing your speed?
you can also decrease it by moving slower
isn't that interesting?
okay, who's idea was it to make this short?
I mean come on!
this is stupid
killer whales are carnivores
killer whale?!
where?!
Tails is best known for stealing cookies from Amy's house
what?
oh would you look at the time!
gotta go!
give me back my cookies!
get back here!
money is a great source of income
it's green!
this has been another pointless information moment with Omochao
thank you and goodnight
no
no no nnno
hey!
prepare to meet your doom
hedgehog
hey guys
Sonic
Sonic's coming!
oh my god!
he's dead!
Sonic, is dead
he's dead
no
thanks Greg
thanks
now Robotniks is gonna kill us
but I thought our job was to
lets get out of here before the big man shows up
who's number one now, huh?
who's number one now!
who's idea was it to boat race in hot lava?!
when a new enemy arises
only one can stop them
it's Sonic, The Hedgehog!
all right, lets go!
something in your eyes
was so inviting
something in your smile
was so exciting
something in my heart
told me I must have you
Tails, damn you! Stop kissing that pot and find a real girlfriend
Sonic?!
(laughs)
can you believe it?
what are the chances!
I gotta tell someone about this
Tails! Sonic just got killed!
what?!
by an extra life box!
thats hilarious!
what, you jerk!
this time Sonic will be
oh, what could that be?
hello?
Sonic just got killed by a life monitor can you believe it!
hey Cream
yeah, we heard
(music)
oh, its you
Amy I need your help!
so you need my help do you?
after all our cancelled dates due to storybook adventures
telling Vector what we were doing that night
and after the gay pranks with Tails
you need my help?
yeah
you know what, I've had enough of all this crap over the years!
you're never going to change!
what the hell?
hey man, you know Sonic is headed the other way right?
will you shut up!
right, that's it
I'm taking the master emerald somewhere Eggman will never find it
this frog is the one we want
no, here's the real one
my frog is the right one
note to self
replace that elevator
all right, lets see here
E105, what were you supposed to find?
a frog
and what do you have?
a bowl of honey snack cereal
it has a picture of a frog on it
would you like some?
nah I'm good
would you like some smacks?
affirmative
lightspeed dash shows
I wanted a frog, not a good fashion design!
throw them in the sewers
I doubt that will give us any repercussions
and what do you have?
I planted a bomb on Sonic
you just have to press this button to kill him
I see
tell me, is this a frog with a tail?
no
then what use is it?!
I'm surrounded by idiots
none of you even got a frog
huh?
uhh, there it is!
right there!
I'm proud of you Big
but I don't need you all anymore
so prepare to be vaporized
I love being evil
why did I make this?!
very funny
ha ha ha
I don't know how to thank you for all the laughs
at our expense!
so now, we're going to have a little fun of our own
heheheh
oh wait wait wait!
we can't end this without a super finale ending!
so here you go!
there's so many of em!
it's Sega, what did you expect?
okay, bring it on!
did anyone bring a weapon?
yeah I have a pencil
okay, who's idea was this?