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The air constantly smelling like pizza, garlic and grease...
Not having power to actually cook any of it...
I tell you, ever since being snowed in overnight at Pizza Town about a month ago, I've learned
to resist temptation better than ever.
Oh good, 'cause I just read that Jim Thornton's "Roll That Rim" contest is on again.
Ooooooh goody goody goody goody goody goody goody
Let'sgotoJimThornton'sLet'sgotoJimThornton'sLet'sgotoJimThornton's Let'sgotoJimThornton's!
Blackhair, "Roll That Rim"'s on again.
Yeeeeeah! Let's go chug some java and win some free crap!
WOOOOOOO-
(slurp)
Ow! Hot!
I'm just wondering, why don't we just roll the rim up?
Why do we wait until we've finished drinking from the cup?
Hey yeah! I never thought of that!
Dammit like a river!
This is loser coffee.
I just splashed loser coffee on my face. Mehhhh.
Yeah, that must get old!
I can't believe people buy into this crap.
Paying for coffee after coffee in the hopes of getting free stuff...
It's like reverse psychology for cheapskates.
I'll just get another small one for the road.
REDHEAD: Ooh, you can see where this is going.
Actually, no. It might just be the two cups and he doesn't play again for the rest of
the year.
It's possible!
Ooh, ooh! Mine's a winner!
Sweet! What is it?
A chance to play again!
BLACKHAIR: Did you know that there's like 30 million free food prizes?
Like, how many freakin' cups are there if so many of them are winners of shagall?
That's not true.
You got a drink and a chance to play again, didn't you?
SINGERS: Captain Optimismmmmm!
I guess.
So how about you, Redhead? You win anything?
Nah. I also won nothing. Maybe next time.
Did you even hear what I just said like, ten seconds ago?
Huh?
BLACKHAIR: Hey Redhead, guess what? My second cup's a winner!
Oh really? What was it?
One of those gift cards.
Suh-WEET!
Yep! Looks like Jim's is on me for a while.
You know, it's funny. I thought that second drink would later turn into you being addicted
to the stuff.
I guess that's now more of a possibility.
Yeah, we should keep that stuff in moderation.
We shouldn't drink coffee, hot chocolate, tea, and all that everyday just trying to
win stuff.
Yeah, we'd be broke caffeine addicts.
Also, I'm sure if you were able to win on your second cup, then I guess it's not impossible.
SINGERS: Captain Optimismmmmm!
Pinkette, I find your defying the laws of physics very unnerving.
We're cartoons, dude! What physics?
Why are you talking to Pinkette? She was never here.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna lay off this stuff for a while.