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That [bleep] ***!
Oh, my God.
You shouldn't have said
the things you said.
I'm really sorry about
the last time we hung out.
It was really bad.
This is the first guy that I'm
starting to feel vulnerable about.
Two things I want from a man.
He can dance,
and he makes me laugh.
I would like to
introduce you to Ryan.
She really thinks
it's really good for me
just to go on a few dates
and just see
what else is out there.
My life is
like a tennis match,
a constant back and forth.
And lately my thoughts are
bouncing back to Topper.
Maybe it's all the negative
press I've been getting.
It makes me want security.
The next big event
on the social calendar
is the Guest of a Guest party.
I know all the haters
will be there.
Today I have, like,
a huge day.
I'm going to some buyers
to see about
getting my bags picked up
into other stores.
God, it's just--
I just was, like, completely
frazzled and a mess.
Wait, don't film this.
I don't know what to do!
I'm sorry, it's just frustrating.
Today at 5:30 in the morning,
I opened my bedroom door
and Topper is standing
in my living room.
I wasn't wearing anything
when I was sleeping.
I was, like, naked, and
it was kind of frightening
but at the same time
it felt normal.
God, I mean, I just--
Recently, we've been contacting
each other a lot more.
We speak on the phone a lot
and it was, just,
you know, I think
he's still wanting
to be with me
after all of this, after all
that we've been through,
he still is fighting
to be with me.
I have so many
mixed emotions.
I, on the one hand,
think I should be single,
but maybe I am wrong
to leave Topper.
By the time
I got to the store,
I definitely let it
all get to me
and I just wasn't the person
that I wanted to be
walking into those meetings.
Um, so--
Oh, my Gosh.
Look at all this.
I know.
I actually
ought a few styles
just to show what
I had done before.
Okay, good.
This is a dream come true.
I've been working at this for so long
so it was exciting
when I found out
that Calypso did actually
want to see my line.
But it just made me so nervous
because any little screw-up
I hit or little
bump in the road
might really just make
this whole thing fall apart.
Um, so--
My whole head was
just spinning,
and I just didn't really
know what I was saying.
I just, um--
I was just constantly
thinking about Topper.
I quite like this.
I would love it bigger.
I think small is good,
but I just see it
a little bit larger.
I like this little
flourished detail.
I think the detail on this
is really fun.
And does this come
in other colors, too?
I've seen Tinsley on TV,
and in the magazines.
And I really liked her product.
This could be day, night.
Nice.
It was really exciting
to hear she liked my bags.
It felt like
my whole day turned around.
It was so great meeting you.
Thank you very much.
It was so nice to meet you, too.
I'm actually really
nervous about this.
I'm really nervous.
You shouldn't be.
I mean, she's chill.
Today I'm talking Tommy
to meet my mother.
Is she going to grill me and
ask me a million questions?
Maybe.
I don't know.
Oh, Paul.
This is a big step
just because, like,
I am serious about us
and I really want to see
this thing work out.
Hi, Mother.
Hi, Paul!
- Hello.
- Hi.
Good to see you.
Hi, how are you?
I'm Tommy.
Tommy, you come
close to me, dear.
- Okay.
- All right.
Oh, my God,
this kid is gorgeous.
I'm so nervous.
Don't be nervous, darling.
No, no, no.
I'm like, "I hope
she likes me.
"
Of course, I like you.
Aw.
Anyone who likes my son,
and anyone my son likes,
I would like.
I am a mother first.
He looks
adorable with Paul.
And I just thought young,
youthful, fresh, alive.
Perfect for Paul.
Perfect for my son.
I hear you're a model.
Yeah.
Well, I can see why, dear.
- Oh, gosh.
- How old are you, dear?
Or may I ask?
Oh!
I need something
stronger than coffee.
Oh, my God, I think
my mom wants to date you.
Oh, no, no, you're too young.
In the past, I could
have dated the ex.
Before, Paul was dating
someone who was
a much older man.
You know, 45,
who could just discard
people left and right,
running to his Botox
appointments, my God,
or to his hairdresser,
and that was not a good
relationship for Paul to be in.
Now, do your parents
know that you're gay?
Oh, [bleep], here we go.
Everyone knows.
Are you looking for
a committed relationship?
Oh, my God.
I mean, are you serious?
Yeah, of course.
Well, I didn't ask
if they'd had sex.
I think that was the one question
I didn't ask that young man.
But whatever happens,
I think it will be fine.
I think they both want
a committed relationship.
Oh, my God.
"How To Lose A Guy
In 10 Seconds",
starring
Melissa Johnson Michael.
Tell me, did you get
the gay fashion gene, or what?
Not really, no.
Oh, my God, Mom, that is
wildly inappropriate.
I had to ask.
She was totally embarrassing.
I wanted to kill myself.
But at the same time,
she was super cute.
All right, I know.
Give me a chance to get
to do the same thing.
Well, okay.
All in due time.
Seriously.
If I can't get Anderson Cooper,
this guy will do very nicely.
I love Tommy.
I think he's terrific.
Oh, my God, what happened?
Did Bibi get this?
- Yeah, she did.
- Was it Bibi?
*** is my housekeeper.
She was the housekeeper
that Topper and I had,
and she's just kind of
like a member of the family.
***, I want to talk
to you about Topper.
I mean, just,
I sometimes just--
I miss him.
Yes, Mrs.
Tinsley.
Yes, I know.
I've talked to ***
about the divorce,
because it's been really
difficult for us to let go.
And I don't necessarily know
if that's really what
either of us really want.
Long time.
Long time.
I know.
Do you think it would be weird
if we, like, got back together?
I can't believe
I'm thinking this.
You want to do that?
Sometimes I think that I do.
Could you, like, see us
back together, or something?
- Yes.
- Yeah?
I think.
I hope.
You do?
Aw.
Every day, it changes for me.
I mean, some days
I am convinced
that we'll definitely
be together.
But then other days,
I'm, like, absolutely no way.
What am I thinking?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just don't know.
I don't want a wedding that costs
anything less than a half million.
- Wh?
- I'm worth it.
Let's have some [bleep] fun,
[bleep].
We were at the club,
and Constantine from
"American Idol" came over
to speak to us.
It was really fun to be invited
by the star of the show.
Do you want to have a drink?
- After you, mother.
- Thanks, honey.
After shopping, I needed to talk
a little business with my mom.
I'm glad you got to meet Tommy.
Yeah, he's a very nice guy.
I'm always happy
to see my mother.
She's like my best friend.
I love her.
You're really serious
about this guy?
I'm really serious
about this guy.
To the point were, like,
I just wanna--
I want to get out of
New York with him.
I think it would be nice
for me to say
I'm going to Staadt,
I'm going to India,
I'm going to the Maldives,
I'm going to Amsterdam.
I've got an extra ticket.
Would you like to join me?
So if I'm going to
be jet-setting like this,
I'm going to need
my disbursement.
I have a lot of trips planned.
And so I thought, like,
things are going really well.
Why doesn't Tommy come with me?
So I asked my mom
for the money.
I've calculated a few things.
And it comes to around 16 grand
that I'm going to need
to ask you for.
You know, I think this guy
could be the guy.
I mean, I want to get
married while I'm young.
I do guilt trip my mother
into giving me lots of money.
And I know that's bad, but at the
same time, I know she has it.
I'd love to be able to, like,
settle down
with somebody, finally.
Get married.
I don't want a wedding that costs
anything less than half a million.
- What?
- I'm worth it.
Wait a minute.
I think you can have a wonderful
wedding on about 100,000.
Yeah, if I want
to pull a Starr Jones
- and have it sponsored--
- It will be beautiful.
I'm going to have
to pull a Menendez brothers.
You don't have to do that.
Suffocate you while
you're sleeping.
I knew that if I asked her
and I pushed it hard enough,
that she would give in,
and I could get the money.
Well, I haven't gotten it yet,
but I will.
He's the kind of guy I would
love for a son-in-law.
Well, cheers to that.
- To Tommy.
- Here's looking at you, kid.
Here's looking at you, mama.
Everybody's all about save,
save, save for the future.
Future of the family.
And, I'm like, live it up.
Let's spend this.
Let's have some [bleep] fun,
[bleep].
Dabney, will you, like,
button me up, and stuff?
Yeah.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Tell me, what exactly
is this party?
It's for a *** company.
Tonight, I'm hosting a party
for a *** company
at a nightclub.
And my sister and I
are going together.
Hosting a party mean
my name is on the invitation
that is sent out
to hundreds of guests.
It's always exciting
to see who shows up.
We decided to kind of
look like twins, a bit.
So we both are wearing dresses
that kind of like have
an 80s glammy kind of look.
And they were by a designer
called J.
R.
We were at the club,
and Constantine from "American
Idol" came over to speak with us.
We were talking, I mean,
it was really loud.
We could barely hear each other,
but he was really sweet.
Like one of those things, yeah.
He invited me
to come to his show
to see him perform
and then go out afterwards.
On the one hand, I think I should
go on the date and everything,
but also there's
the Topper issue.
- Yeah.
- Good.
What the hell?
Why not?
I'm not getting any younger.
What do I have to lose?
I'm just going to do it.
Constantine invited me to go
to his Broadway show
called "Rock of Ages".
It's like, insanely
hot in here.
It's probably just
you, Tinsley.
Will I get to see you
ever again?
Maybe if you're lucky.
Right now, I'm on my way
to my first date,
and I am beside myself
with excitement.
I've reapplied the lip gloss
about five times.
So thiwas the first date that was
set up by this dating service,
Selective Search.
It is a very exclusive service.
I just want a man
who's kind and compassionate.
Supposedly, it's
a different kind of service,
where they really vet the men
as if they were searching for men
to be a CEO of a corporation.
Hi, there.
- Hello.
- Are you Dale?
I'm Dale.
I could not get
Virginia Dogwood,
but I do have
Virginia wine for you.
That's so nice.
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
I'm coming in from Milwaukee.
- Are you?
- Yeah.
Are there lots of cows there?
Not in the city.
They're out in the country.
It's a historic city settled
by a lot of immigrants.
A lot of German,
Polish, Italian.
I don't care
for Germans very much.
You don't?
I'm German.
The reason I said that
was 'cause my daughter
is dating a German Prince.
Oh, really?
Oh.
And I'm opposed to it.
My mom dating makes me laugh.
Because she's just
such a child at heart
and I'm sure
she's just hysterical
and, like, a big dork.
And I'm just
embarrassed for her.
Thank you.
- Want to ride the carriage?
- Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it.
He's charming man.
He's handsome, he's kind.
He took my hand.
I haven't had my hand
held in a long time.
You just sort of--
wh!
Are you okay?
It's all right.
You're starting
to get a little fresh, are yo
First date.
I can only speak for
my side of the chemistry.
From my side,
it was great.
He was so cute.
So y can't help but think
it'd be fun to have a kiss.
He surprised me because
he really kissed me.
And it was really
a special day.
I haven't had these days
for a long time.
So, it was perfect.
That was a good date.
Really fun.
Constantine invited me
to go to his Broadway show
called "Rock of Ages".
Topper and I,
we've been texting a lot.
Hand I don'till
salways say anything
because I flip-flop
all the time.
I don't know what I want.
Maybe if I really could be strong
enough to be single-single
for a while, it would
be really good for me.
It was just really fun to be
invited by the star of the show
and to watch him perform.
The songs were amazing.
It was all like 80s rock.
It was so cool.
Afterwards, I got to go
back up to his dressing room.
- Hi.
- Hey, sugar, what's up?
Whoa, you're all glamorous.
- Did you have a good time?
- It was amazing.
It was so good.
I was singing every song.
I thought I wouldn't
know any of them,
and I knew all of them.
Is it, like,
insanely hot in here?
It's probably just
you, Tinsley.
- You know.
- Oh, my gosh.
Whoa.
That's like, pretty insane.
I just took my eye makeup off,
so I have, like--
Actually, I was thinking if
you have any makeup in here,
I wanted to touch up
on my, uh--
Are you serious?
I have, like, some--
I was like, crying
and laughing the whole time.
And I feel like I need to--
Do your thing.
I felt like a little girl,
and I felt kind of giddy.
Do you want to
wear some show piece?
No, I'm good.
- Your jean jacket?
- You like that?
I do.
What stood out for you.
Like, the Journey?
I loved the "Oh, Sherry".
I felt like a big dork.
I even tried to sing a little bit
one of the songs.
I totally got it wrong, because
I make up my own lyrics always.
But we had a fun time.
It was fun.
Let's get something to eat.
Let's do something.
Hey, how you doing?
There's all these girls that
are there watching
Constantine perform and
they all want his autograph.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- There you go.
- Thank you.
Afterwards, we went to dinner,
and he was super cute.
To "Rock of Ages"
and to your handbags.
I had a really fun date.
I did.
Will I get to
see you ever again?
Maybe if you're lucky.
Okay.
I can't believe you came.
It really meant a lot to me.
- Thanks.
- No, it really did.
It was really fun.
I don't know.
It's fun.
- Yeah?
- Thank you.
- Really?
- It was fun.
Thanks.
Tonight is a party
for Guest of a Guest.
Everybody who's
anyone was there.
Oh, darling!
I've had enough of it, and
I'm just not taking it anymore.
Let's see.
I'm really excited for
the party for
Guest of a Guest tonight.
It's a huge event.
There's going to
be a ton of photographers there.
Totally A-list,
me being one of them.
- Hello?
- Hi, Tommy?
I wanted to bring
Tommy there
to sort of introduce him
to, like, you know,
the shark tank.
If you want to come,
that would be great.
I could come pick you up.
Yeah, I'd love to.
That'd be fun.
This is our first chance
to go out together
as a couple and
look really cute
and smile for pictures.
All right, bye.
And I'm really excited.
This is really cool.
And this is another one
from Marchesa.
This is really cute, too.
Tonight is a party
for Guest of a Guest,
which is a social
gossipy website.
- Dolce Gabbana.
- It's amazing.
It's a huge event.
Everyone's going to be there.
And every time I go out,
it's like stepping
into the line of fire.
So I invited my mom,
because I really want her
near me tonight for support.
I want to be a celebrity
So take my picture
whenever you can
I wanna I wanna be
In a magazine
Everybody who's anyone
was there.
- Hi.
- Hello, gorgeous.
How are you?
This is Tommy.
I wanted to bring
Tommy there,
debuting him
to New York society.
He's like a little
debutante for the night.
Tommy, this is
my friend Rochelle.
- Hi.
- How are you?
Rochelle runs Guest of a Guest.
She's the one
throwing the party.
Oh, thank you.
We met at Apotheke the night
that I almost got arrested.
So we almost didn't
see each other again.
I was taking Tommy around,
being, like,
this is my new boyfriend.
Look at how cute he is,
posing for pictures.
Kissy pictures.
But then, all of a sudden--
Boom shaka laka,
in walks Devorah Rose.
Thank you so much for coming.
Of course, you look gorgeo.
So do you.
With, like, Swamp Thing hair
and witch hands.
She needs some flying monkeys.
Darling!
I was at the bar
when I first saw Devorah.
I was trying to figure out
if I was going
to say anything or not.
Oh, my God!
It's like, this little dance
that's going on in the room.
Here's Devorah over here.
And here's Tinsley
and her cadre.
It's like, they weren't
going to meet,
but they wanted to,
'cause you'd see them
getting closer to each other
to have a confrontation,
and then they'd back away.
And they'd come in
and back away.
Finally
It's not like me
to be confrontational,
but after everything
I've just been through,
I can't let these people
walk over me.
- Hey.
- He
Hi.
I'm going to call
them out on it.
I'd rather talk one on one.
That's not really possible when
you go to "New York" magazine
and go publically
declare war on me.
The biggest
catfight of the season
is about to be unleashed.
After all the press that
I've had negative about me,
if you were a real friend, you
never, ever would have done it.
The biggest scandal
is about to wreak havoc.
"Breaking news: Paul Johnson
Calderon's *** star scandal.
"
Oh, my God, no.
I wanted to throw up.
Make ups.
Here's to my little girls.
Breaups.
I'm starting to fall in love
and I do not want to lose you
over one stupid night.
And shocking revelations.
Oh, [bleep], look what
we found on Gawker.
Her name is
not even Devorah.
Why do people want to make a mockery
of me every day of my life?
As all hell breaks loose
Be prepared
for the raging ***.
I'm standing up for my friend.
What are you doing?
I am humiliated.
Get off me.
I'm done.
in the season finale
of "High Society".