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1, 2, a revolution to your heart.
My name is Captain Heavy Go*rgeous.
I make crying children smile. I'm a space pirate*~.
Thank you for watching my DVD.
You shall observe the special content of this volume.
Yes, this DVD is fantastic.
1, 2, a revolution to your heart.
Everyone, to the universe. Let's depart!
Short skit: "Taking Off Work"
This is the part-time worker, Tanaka. Can I take a day off today?
What? We won't be able to handle the afternoon rush without you!
What's going on?
Well, my (hara guai) stomach condition is...
PARAGUAY
Paraguay.
I bet you don't get it.
Short skit: "Snacktime"
Hey mom, I'm thirsty. Got anything to drink?
There's some watered-down grapefruit juice in the refrigerator.
Water it down and drink it.
Oh, we're that poor.
Mom, this isn't grapefruit juice!
What?
(Ara, su ka) Oh my, it was vinegar.
ALASKA
Alaska.
Short skit: "A New Employee"
We have a new employee. Please introduce yourself.
Uh. Hi.
I'm, uh, going to work real hard and stuff.
What's with the new employee? He doesn't look enthusiastic.
You're right, (yaruki nasasou) not enthusiastic.
BURKINA FASO
Burkina Faso.
Now, we of Space Pirate Gorgeous
bring you an ancient scene from the farthest reaches of the Milky Way.
We now present you with this shocking footage.
Go*rgeous Television Shopping!
My name is Captain Heavy Go*rgeous.
I make crying children smile. I'm a space pirate.
In this program, I bring you many treasures from the universe.
This program is supported by your patronage.
The first item:
Galaxy Tongs.
These tongs are not only for turning meat.
You can also use them in these situations:
Short skit: "Costumes"
Everyone's really excited about the costume party today.
But what are you?
I'm this!
Giant Robot G****M
Even an old man like you can't beat me!
You don't get it!
The next item:
Galaxy Futon ***
This isn't only for beating futons.
You can also use it in these situations:
Short skit: "The Convenience Store"
Welcome.
Oh no, it's my homeroom teacher.
What should I do? Students at my school aren't allowed to have part time jobs.
This calls for... this thing!
Welcome. Yes, that's 100 yen.
All right, thank you.
This revolution is fantastic.
The next item:
The Galaxy Bucket
This is not only for scooping hot bathwater.
You can also use it in these situations!
Short skit: Negotiation With a Suspect
Hey, suspect! Come out!
Your mother is here! Here she is.
Daisuke! Cut that out, and come out here!
See? Your mother is telling you to come out!
Oh, he's come out!
Got him.
This atmosphere is EX-CI-TING.
Today's super special items:
Today only for 10,000 customers, we're including this, this, and everything!
For only 1 million dollars!
Returns and exchanges are impossible.
Space pirates: go-go-go, go-go-go
gorgeous!
We'll be waiting!