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it's all about how many how many
girls you can sleep with how many points they're worth..
Guy: The gang of course is led by Truck and then Truck's got his
second in command Haz..
Haz is a fun lovin loose cannon
that's gonna make you feel great about yourself, he's very fun
We're not drinking it without you.. Hey! Get the *** off my dad's car!
Wood, Wood, she's alright...
She's probably an 8 - maybe a cherry.. Yeah - really?
Hmm.. yeah 8... yeah the "8s" have it..
No Zach told me that he already had that.. *** Zach!
That preppy piece of ***'s just pissed because we don't invite him to our parties anymore.
yeah *** him... aaaand I told everybody he's got ***
Gentlemen! Every girl needs a score; 100 bucks a piece..
Winner-take-all. How do you win?
By *** the most girls.. that's how..
That's right -- so you in?
Yeah..... yeah.. (group breaks out in laughter)
What the *** is so funny?!
Hey, haven't you heard? Little Truck's a man now.
Let him play if he wants..
Alright!!!!
Sign it... sign it..
Yeah!! Yeah! To the KINGS!
To the KINGS!!
To the Kings!
You worried that faggy Schwartz is gonna stick it in you when you go for the ball?
Oh hell no! You know that I don't mind a man's touch every now and then..
*** A!! (laughing)
Hey baby we gotta have a little conversation with Teddy..
Guy stuff, huh? Something like that, yah.. hey, *** off!
But I'm gonna see you at the party tonight, right? I shouldn't..
But maybe we could go shopping later, like you promised?
Okay.. Okay, bye baby..
Bye Lindsay!
Hey... come here... Teddy.. We uh, got a little bit of a test for you..
If you're up for it..
This whole *** school has got 150 freshman chicks walking all over it.. right?
Yah... Yah.. we only know like a dozen of them..
But YOU, bud, know so much more!
So here's what I need you to do, alright little brother? I need you to invite a couple of them
to a party that we're going to throw for them this weekend.. And we'd owe you one..
***, so would they... How many good parties do freshmen chicks get invited to anyway?
Okay.. So you'll do it?
I'll do it.. (Wood laughing) Here's your first chance..
Sasha.. ? Yah!!
She's president of the Christian Club.. She's fine... so what?
***, go teach her about Jesus, man..
What'd they say, buddy??
Don't worry about it little brother, you still got 149 chicks left..
It's ok, baby boy... next time!
You out-did yourself. I say we officially put Bug in charge of our party planning committee from now on..
Bug, what's her deal? In the red?
That's Chelsey Castle..
I think she went to church with us, back when mom used to make us go.
Oh ***! Dude, are those *** Jesus-fish earrings?
Guys, I think I feel ***..
I think I feel... the touch... I feel the touch of the LORD!
Truck! Truck! Touch me with the touch.. What the ***'s up with Truck?
He's alright...
Alright c'mon guys, let's get out of here..
There's got to be twice as many chicks as dudes down there.
Yah, even you might get laid tonight, Chubs! Hopefully!
(gunshots fired) Oh! *** book it!
AH!! Get the *** out of here! Come on! Get up!
(guys laughing)
What the? You *** saved me little bro!
Oh, you ***!! (guys laughing)
You guys are all ***, you know that?
Hey, hey, come on, let's get out of here before they *** show up for real.
You gotta hold it in your lungs as long as you can, alright?
(coughing) (guys laugh)
Lucky ***, you'll get higher than the rest of us..
Alright, watch the release..
Choke..
Clearly you're not a ninja.. Wood.
No, I'm more of a Samari really.. at heart.
He knows someone... He knows someone??
How much *** do you have at your mother's place?
They just restocked it this week, it's *** loaded. Good.
Moment of truth..
OOOOHHHH!!!! ***, nice throw!
ohh.. nice!
(coughs)
Yah.. we're gonna need more..
It's a long way from home..
Where we come when we need to get away from it all, you know?
It's going to take a while for the coals to get hot.. I brought dogs..
Of course you did!
Shut up.
I was thinkin..
Um, as long as we're doing Bug..
maybe it's time we do me too..
(chuckling)
Last time I checked buddy,
you didn't put any points on the scoreboard, okay?
So unless you *** drive-by *** some girl up on the way here I don't know about it..
you're still a ***, okay?
I'm not putting a *** "K" on the back of a *** ***!
Laura was mine until you ***-blocked me.
You snooze you lose pal, okay?
Man, that's so *** awesome!
Yo, give me that..
Bug, drink this.
How you feelin Bug? How the *** do you think he's feeling?
Oh, wait I guess you're the only one who wouldn't know..
*** you, Wood! There in lies the problem, Rich..
You wouldn't know anything about *** either..
Hey, you boys want to shoot a rifle?
Well that sounds mighty fine.. I've got a little pineapple I can put right up here on top of your head, Rich.
Yah... just pack the rest of this *** up.
You're picking fights now, huh?
Tubs always needs a rescue.. I was out-numbered.
I think you deserve some bonus points man! Wood, go get the book!
Crack, jab..
Hey Lindsay, providing entertainment for tonight's party?
Sorry ***, I'm working late.
Oh! The corner of Florida and Yale again?
What happened to you?
A mark of valor.
Bug took on that preppy piece of ***.
Is that right?
Yah.. (chuckling.. mocking his voice. ) "Yah"..
Look at you! You little..
So you just get over there and do it.. ok?
Bug, Emily told me she was a ***, right before I *** her..
Okay? How *** dumb do you think we ARE??
I'm gonna... and then Haz is gonna..
And then Wood will..
And then Reggie will also..
Hey, hey, Truck! Truck! He's had enough!
God damn it! You *** idiot!
I *** HATE YOU!!
I *** HATE YOU!!!
I HATE YOU!!!
(Bug screams and cries)
God damn it... no! No! NO!
NOOOOOOO!!!