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[intro music]
>> JOE: Hey, Gemma! What's new?
>> GEMMA: Time travel pen. Now go away, I'm busy.
>> JOE: TIME travel pen?! You mean...this pen...can travel...through TIME?!
>> GEMMA: What clued you in? Was it when I said, I don't know, TIME TRAVEL PEN?
>> GEMMA: Just write a date and time and let me get back to work.
>> JOE: You got it!
[teleports]
>> JOE #2: Hey, Gemma! What's new?
>> JOE #1: It works!
>> JOE #2: Uh...
>> JOE #1: It's a time travel pen, me! And it REALLY works!
>> JOE #2: Sure it does! What do I look like, an IDIOT?
>> JOE #1: ...yes.
>> JOE: GEORGE! Gemma gave me a time travel pen! What time period would YOU like to visit?
>> GEORGE: Even if that pen really WAS a time machine, which it isn't, wouldn't we BOTH
need one to travel together?
>> JOE: Good point!
[teleports]
>> GEORGE: ...wouldn't we both need one to travel together?
>> JOE #2: Good p-UGH!
>> JOE #1: There you go! Now we BOTH have one!
>> GEORGE: Oh, awesome! Let's go to dinosaur times!
>> JOE #1: Classic choice! Let's rock and roll!
[teleports]
>> JOE #2: I hope I get gored by a velociraptor.
>> JOE: Wow, we really made it, George! Real life dinosaurs!
>> GEORGE: Awesome!
[stomp]
>> JOE: Dang it! I have to save him!
[teleports]
>> JOE #2: Wow, we really made it, George! Real life- whoa!
[splat]
>> GEORGE: Uh...
>> JOE #1: Problem solved!
>> GEORGE: What about...uh...?
>> JOE #1: Eh, he deserved it.
>> JOE: Thanks for the pens, Gemma! We had some AMAZING adventures!
>> GEMMA: In the Victorian and medieval eras?
>> JOE: Oh, no. We went back to the 1920's and got these costumes DIRT cheap! Can you
believe this hat cost me a PENNY?
[rip]
>> GEMMA: ...yes.
>> JOE #2: The time travel pens!!
>> JOE #1: HEY!
>> JOE #2: They're finally mine!!
[teleports]
>> JOE #1: Well, I can say one thing: this has truly been a journey of self-discovery.
>> GEORGE: You mean realizing you're a complete and utter tool?
>> JOE #1: Who knew?!
[outro music]
>> JOE #3: The time travel pens!!
>> JOE #2: Hey!
>> JOE #3: They're finally mine!!
[punch]